planning a 1-week trip to London for tourism (an by tourism i mean hanging out at Cafes, Bars, and Brothels)>what's the cost range? >what areas are fun? I'm a walker and train rider, i hate taxis>how much would a 1-month stay cost in a reasonably priced Airbnb?this will probably my one and only visit to the UK, since as turd-worlder the visa cost me an arm and a legpicrel for your troubles
>>2873468do you want me to hold your hands while you type on google while we're at it ? holy fuck can't you fucking nigga search anything by yourself ?
>>2873473NIGGER maybe i wanted to have a conversation about it
>>2873468>third worlder>going to one of the most expensive cities just to drink Why not go somewhere like Budapest or Tbilisi? Or even SEA? It'll be a lot cheaper and you'll probably have more fun
>>2873487because someone from place A might want to see something that does not look like place A at allyou literal mentally retarded autistiggers are incapable of seeing perspectives other than your own
>>2873491OP literally said he only cares about cafe, bars, and brothels. London and England in general has plenty to see, but if those are OPs priorities I don't see the point.He also never said where he's from. How do you know what his place looks like?
>>2873487That's every Third Worlder. They only care about the cities with the most worldwide name recognition. You think Ranjesh's social media followers will care about his trip to Tbilisi? None of them have even heard of it. >>2873468>spend a bunch of money for the privilege of spending a whole lot more money "hanging out"And you're going to do this alone or what? Sounds pretty lame. Unless you're really good looking, it's likely that you will remain alone and ignored by everyone. Don't forget, your "dream once-in-a-lifetime trip" is their daily slog. They don't share your enthusiasm about London whatsoever.
>>2873619alone yes.i'm not going there to meet people or play silly social games anon, I'm going there to cope and contemplate existence for a bit before going back to my detestable shit hole.
Go to at least one West End production. Les Mis is obviously the best. Not only are they well worth the cost, but Soho is fun to walk around drunk after the show is over.Day trips to the country can be nice, go hiking in the Chilterns or the South Downs.>>2873473you solved a captcha solely for the opportunity to be this dumb?
>>2873468I did this Jack The Ripper tour in Whitechapel as a kid and I still remember it two decades later, so maybe thatI also liked the underground cafe and Churchill's bunker was very coolHave a good time anon, kino movie btw
LondonbrosWhich area has all the fun within a walking distance?
>>2877679Going to keep on pretending Google Maps is not right there for you?
>>2873468>how much would a 1-month stay cost in a reasonably priced Airbnb?About £4000
>>2877751kek do airbnb cucks really
I am eastern European and I was living in Croydon for one month. The black gentleman folk, even youths, were friendly to me and I had any issues. Most of the people love to talk to strangers in London, it seems. What's this phonomen? Why were they so friendly? Am I being just autistic?
>>2877807It's all on a sliding scale. As you know your brethren from the Warsaw Pact all hate humanity and life itself, and don't feel alive until they can scowl at a darling old lady. Smiling is a sign of retardation or of actively planning to sodomise the smile's recipient. From this background, it's little wonder you thought everyone was friendly. Conversely, Americans, who visit London in large numbers and write most of the travel discourse about it, have the milk of human kindness flowing through their veins because they are innocent like children. They will start telling the roadmen about their little niece Tammy and nephew Tanner, their hopes and dreams, the nice young lady at college who hopefully Tanner will marry some day, and so on. When they are greeted with a boilerplate response or an hour an uninterested grunt, they naturally think that the Euros are a very stuck-up and cold people. Then of course they go to Paris, and learn the true meaning of "stuck up and cold", at which time they feel positively raped. It's a funny old world we live in.
>>2873468Don't forget to eat some fish n chips innit m8
