pyool kraysis edisyon
for me its the "Chinita" BYD salesladies
>>2873730>the smartest humans on the island
>>2873738>im the resident incel>and have a hateboner for Filipinosgotcha
>>2873741Last time I was here, I recall reading cuba anon's story about sitting on a park bench at night when a man pushing a woman in a wheelchair approaching him and started chatting. That must've been like 4 months ago...
>>2873722The title is missing "/phg/". Please redo this.
>>2873722beautiful
>>2873738do you mind spending your time on something more productive?
>>2873722Dead general, dead country, dead travel scene. Vietnam is popping off though
>>2873770>deadI also prefer traveling without being surrounded by chinks and smelly jeets
Today God tested my fidelity to my wife. We were observing the sunset along the beach, and suddenly in my peripheral vision I see three literal 10/10 model tier girls in tight bikinis taking pics of each other kneeling with their asses out.It was one of the most difficult ordeals I have been challenged and I had to fight the urge to look at them so hard.In the end I succeeded but damn…DAMN. I really have a soft spot for women in such attires.
Flips are so stupid they can't even make a thread on 4chan without supervision.
>>2873828shut up, fat nerd
Just arrived in cebu. My driver complained about oil prices and that he has 2 kids to feed.I remembered grab has an audio recording thing and I suppose they can't solicit tips.We got his per day fee for driving but then he forgot to give me his details as he took our bags out lolDidn't think I'd be able to hear roosters from my balcony
>>2873770>dead travel sceneyoure just not cool enough to be invited loser
Been reading phg threads for a while saying service is shit. How can it be when every place has 1 dude and 15 of his cheerful cousins there waiting around?
>>2873854Philippines and Laos, two countries where rooster noises are 24/7 and inescapable>>2873868Poor service = they don't want you as a customerResentment of single white males can be very high. PH is the only country I've been to where I'm assumed to be a coomer just because I am a solitary white male.>>2873776The rampant exhaust fumes burn your nose. You barely smell anything if you spend enough time outside here.
>>2873862>standing around:/>standing around, other country :O
>>2873868Ignore the schizo. Service is poor when the boss isnt around because no filipino is paid well enough to give max effort.Service is excessive and grating when boss is in, because filipinos believe in performative behavior instead of consistent quality.
>>2873883I don’t disagree but this might actually be a more global phenomenon. My wife is a store manager and has to deal with exactly the same kind of shit. Whenever it’s her day off, the KPIs go to shit and there’s always something going on requiring her attention. This is an all white workplace btw, though in fairness they’re all zoomers.
>>2873862why are they all westerners
>>2873927Its a surf town
>saw a drunk white dude flirting with a local "chick">after years of training I was able to identify "her" as a kinda inconspicuous ladyboy, being able to mask the voice acceptably>laughed at this observation for myself at the time but in hindsight I feel like I should have intervened incase he was completely unaware of the winer under that skirtDo you all think he was unaware, or was he just where he wanted to be?
>>2873927these are the typical trust fund college kids who got bored of Saint-Tropez or Ibiza and want to go to a far away vacation spot that hasn't been discovered. If you're a manila frequenter- even if you are wealthy, the locals are very territorial and they won't let you flirt lel.
>>2873974>Do you all think he was unaware, or was he just where he wanted to be?god only knows xd
>>2873989J E F F R E YEFFREYBTW just got approached near my hotel by a very hot, girl?? As tall as me (5'8" manlet middleweight). It was a man right? Voice sounded fine
>>2874032>asking this question bro you’re not ready for this
>>2874033I mean I know it was a prozzie. And I'm familiar with trannies, even semi passing ones in the west.
At my McBeach ready to leave and it's only been 2 days.Yes I have booked other less touristy stays so inb4
>>2874114kek where is this?
>>2874115Cebu Mactan. >play games to win a free mocktailCome join me, I'm ready to McKMS
Amazing weather tho. Not even remotely humid.
>>2874116lmao wtf, but seriously if you’re already in Cebu, check out Malapascua. It’s kinda a less developed Boracay, but still very pretty and if scuba is your thing, it’s a great place to see sharks. Boat trips to Kalanggaman island also goes from there which is another noice paradise.Otherwise there’s also Moalboal with a permanent school of sardines, shitton of waterfalls nearby (including canyoning), and some hiking opportunities. Bantayan is also good.
>>2874118True, was pleasantly surprised when I arrived, I don’t even need AC during daytime. That’s a juxtaposition to my long layover in Bangkok which is absolutely unbearable to be outside in for more than 30min around this time of the year.Last time I was here was during El Niño which was also hellish.
>>2874123I did the sardine/turtle thing in moalboal combined after canyoneering which was pretty incredible. We paid a stupid amount because unprepared and money lol.Wrecked me for a city retard. But we made good time through the waterfalls and trails. Our driver was playing Indian driving simulator and took 25% off the 8 hour travel time.
>>2873745/trv/ is so slow you'll never have to scroll the catalog far to find your thread
>>2874128>Our driver was playing Indian driving simulator and took 25% off the 8 hour travel time.Woah bro he was able to play AND drive at the same time?
>>2873882>standing aroundIt's called socializing. It's how normies get laid without having to pay
>>2874130Half the trip was on the opposite side of the road, across double lines (merely a suggestion).Bought him a coffee on the way back and I think we shaved off a few extra percent.
So there’s this new halohalo franchise I was told about called Bebang. My sister-in-law bought for me, my wife, my mother-in-law and herself. I have to admit it was VERY DELICIOUS and refreshing, but here’s the thing:>average serving is 650cal, basically a whole meal>I finished all of mine>650cal>it’s so good that my wife feeds me a sizeable chunk of hers>probably 100-200cal>mother-in-law is tiny, like 4’7, so she could barely finish half. I decided to finish it for her>~320cal>same with sister in law, a bit less though>~250cal>total estimated calories I consumed: 1,400This does not accounts for>the breakfast I ate>the lunch(which I also helped finish)>the Quickly I had just an hour prior>the dinner afterwards which was a big BBQ feastI’m not always like this, but jeez looking back I was a gluttonous fuck yesterday.
>>2873974insectoid cock is tasty
>>2874138Is it sweet like EVERY FUCKING THING HERE?
>>2874132So they're paying with their time, energy, and dignity.Still paying.
>>2874143What color is your dignity?
>>2874142bro stop eating jollibee spaghetti everyday
>>2874146Adobo. SweetPancit. SweetFucking bread. Sweet
>>2874151>Adobo. Sweet>Pancit. SweetYou fucking what?
>>2874146Also I went to jollibee for old time's sake and got a champ burger about an hour ago. Threw it up as soon as I got back to my hotel. Tasted like a 7-11 burger. Waited 20+ mins for it tooOne and done. It was actually surprising how disgusting it was
>>2874152You think there is no sugar in the onions/oyster sauce? I just can't do it. This was a jungle meal and they still load that shit up
>>2874154>You think there is no sugar in the snoy/oyster sauce?>snoy sauce>sugar>oyster sauce>in adobo/pancitThe level of retardation of some people on this board never ceases to amaze me
>>2874156>don't believe your lying tongueIs your post some weird irony? Everything here is laden with sugar you fat sack of shit. I can tell because I actually eat well at home
>>2874159>gets retarded post proven wrong>"n-no you’re lying! it’s sugar everywhere!">refuses to prove anecdotesbro wtf lmao
>>2874160>""""""""proven""""""""Kill yourself
>>2874161
>>2874163You argue like a woman and your logic is retarded. Great job. Badbye
