pyool kraysis edisyon
for me its the "Chinita" BYD salesladies
>>2873730>the smartest humans on the island
>>2873738>im the resident incel>and have a hateboner for Filipinosgotcha
>>2873741Last time I was here, I recall reading cuba anon's story about sitting on a park bench at night when a man pushing a woman in a wheelchair approaching him and started chatting. That must've been like 4 months ago...
>>2873722The title is missing "/phg/". Please redo this.
>>2873722beautiful
>>2873738do you mind spending your time on something more productive?
>>2873722Dead general, dead country, dead travel scene. Vietnam is popping off though
>>2873770>deadI also prefer traveling without being surrounded by chinks and smelly jeets
Today God tested my fidelity to my wife. We were observing the sunset along the beach, and suddenly in my peripheral vision I see three literal 10/10 model tier girls in tight bikinis taking pics of each other kneeling with their asses out.It was one of the most difficult ordeals I have been challenged and I had to fight the urge to look at them so hard.In the end I succeeded but damn…DAMN. I really have a soft spot for women in such attires.
Flips are so stupid they can't even make a thread on 4chan without supervision.
>>2873828shut up, fat nerd
Just arrived in cebu. My driver complained about oil prices and that he has 2 kids to feed.I remembered grab has an audio recording thing and I suppose they can't solicit tips.We got his per day fee for driving but then he forgot to give me his details as he took our bags out lolDidn't think I'd be able to hear roosters from my balcony
>>2873770>dead travel sceneyoure just not cool enough to be invited loser
Been reading phg threads for a while saying service is shit. How can it be when every place has 1 dude and 15 of his cheerful cousins there waiting around?
>>2873854Philippines and Laos, two countries where rooster noises are 24/7 and inescapable>>2873868Poor service = they don't want you as a customerResentment of single white males can be very high. PH is the only country I've been to where I'm assumed to be a coomer just because I am a solitary white male.>>2873776The rampant exhaust fumes burn your nose. You barely smell anything if you spend enough time outside here.
>>2873862>standing around:/>standing around, other country :O
>>2873868Ignore the schizo. Service is poor when the boss isnt around because no filipino is paid well enough to give max effort.Service is excessive and grating when boss is in, because filipinos believe in performative behavior instead of consistent quality.
>>2873883I don’t disagree but this might actually be a more global phenomenon. My wife is a store manager and has to deal with exactly the same kind of shit. Whenever it’s her day off, the KPIs go to shit and there’s always something going on requiring her attention. This is an all white workplace btw, though in fairness they’re all zoomers.
>>2873862why are they all westerners
>>2873927Its a surf town
>saw a drunk white dude flirting with a local "chick">after years of training I was able to identify "her" as a kinda inconspicuous ladyboy, being able to mask the voice acceptably>laughed at this observation for myself at the time but in hindsight I feel like I should have intervened incase he was completely unaware of the winer under that skirtDo you all think he was unaware, or was he just where he wanted to be?
>>2873927these are the typical trust fund college kids who got bored of Saint-Tropez or Ibiza and want to go to a far away vacation spot that hasn't been discovered. If you're a manila frequenter- even if you are wealthy, the locals are very territorial and they won't let you flirt lel.
>>2873974>Do you all think he was unaware, or was he just where he wanted to be?god only knows xd
>>2873989J E F F R E YEFFREYBTW just got approached near my hotel by a very hot, girl?? As tall as me (5'8" manlet middleweight). It was a man right? Voice sounded fine
>>2874032>asking this question bro you’re not ready for this
>>2874033I mean I know it was a prozzie. And I'm familiar with trannies, even semi passing ones in the west.
At my McBeach ready to leave and it's only been 2 days.Yes I have booked other less touristy stays so inb4
>>2874114kek where is this?
>>2874115Cebu Mactan. >play games to win a free mocktailCome join me, I'm ready to McKMS
Amazing weather tho. Not even remotely humid.
>>2874116lmao wtf, but seriously if you’re already in Cebu, check out Malapascua. It’s kinda a less developed Boracay, but still very pretty and if scuba is your thing, it’s a great place to see sharks. Boat trips to Kalanggaman island also goes from there which is another noice paradise.Otherwise there’s also Moalboal with a permanent school of sardines, shitton of waterfalls nearby (including canyoning), and some hiking opportunities. Bantayan is also good.
>>2874118True, was pleasantly surprised when I arrived, I don’t even need AC during daytime. That’s a juxtaposition to my long layover in Bangkok which is absolutely unbearable to be outside in for more than 30min around this time of the year.Last time I was here was during El Niño which was also hellish.
>>2874123I did the sardine/turtle thing in moalboal combined after canyoneering which was pretty incredible. We paid a stupid amount because unprepared and money lol.Wrecked me for a city retard. But we made good time through the waterfalls and trails. Our driver was playing Indian driving simulator and took 25% off the 8 hour travel time.
>>2873745/trv/ is so slow you'll never have to scroll the catalog far to find your thread
>>2874128>Our driver was playing Indian driving simulator and took 25% off the 8 hour travel time.Woah bro he was able to play AND drive at the same time?
>>2873882>standing aroundIt's called socializing. It's how normies get laid without having to pay
>>2874130Half the trip was on the opposite side of the road, across double lines (merely a suggestion).Bought him a coffee on the way back and I think we shaved off a few extra percent.
So there’s this new halohalo franchise I was told about called Bebang. My sister-in-law bought for me, my wife, my mother-in-law and herself. I have to admit it was VERY DELICIOUS and refreshing, but here’s the thing:>average serving is 650cal, basically a whole meal>I finished all of mine>650cal>it’s so good that my wife feeds me a sizeable chunk of hers>probably 100-200cal>mother-in-law is tiny, like 4’7, so she could barely finish half. I decided to finish it for her>~320cal>same with sister in law, a bit less though>~250cal>total estimated calories I consumed: 1,400This does not accounts for>the breakfast I ate>the lunch(which I also helped finish)>the Quickly I had just an hour prior>the dinner afterwards which was a big BBQ feastI’m not always like this, but jeez looking back I was a gluttonous fuck yesterday.
>>2873974insectoid cock is tasty
>>2874138Is it sweet like EVERY FUCKING THING HERE?
>>2874132So they're paying with their time, energy, and dignity.Still paying.
>>2874143What color is your dignity?
>>2874142bro stop eating jollibee spaghetti everyday
>>2874146Adobo. SweetPancit. SweetFucking bread. Sweet
>>2874151>Adobo. Sweet>Pancit. SweetYou fucking what?
>>2874146Also I went to jollibee for old time's sake and got a champ burger about an hour ago. Threw it up as soon as I got back to my hotel. Tasted like a 7-11 burger. Waited 20+ mins for it tooOne and done. It was actually surprising how disgusting it was
>>2874152You think there is no sugar in the onions/oyster sauce? I just can't do it. This was a jungle meal and they still load that shit up
>>2874154>You think there is no sugar in the snoy/oyster sauce?>snoy sauce>sugar>oyster sauce>in adobo/pancitThe level of retardation of some people on this board never ceases to amaze me
>>2874156>don't believe your lying tongueIs your post some weird irony? Everything here is laden with sugar you fat sack of shit. I can tell because I actually eat well at home
>>2874159>gets retarded post proven wrong>"n-no you’re lying! it’s sugar everywhere!">refuses to prove anecdotesbro wtf lmao
>>2874160>""""""""proven""""""""Kill yourself
>>2874161
>>2874163You argue like a woman and your logic is retarded. Great job. Badbye
>2874164actually seething. Sad!
>>2874114That's some remarkably good air quality.
>>2874151No really, what dishes do even have sugar?All I can think of is tocino, tapa and longanisa which is probably every single foreigners introduction to flip food because they are the most common breakfast dishes.Then spaghetti of course. Aside from that, I can’t really think of anything other than desserts(obviously) and occasional instances where sweetness is added, like pineapple juice in adobo which actually makes it quite better.As for bread, you may have a point to some degree but first of all, why are you eating bread in Asia and second, some freshly baked pandesal sold in sari-sari can be really good, particularly if they have a slight crust and dusted with semolina.In either case, I don’t think adding sugar to food is a Philippines-exclusive thing. Sugar is a very common ingredient in Thai and Chinese cooking, I think even Japan use sugar quite alot, though I do admit that sometimes the silog dishes mentioned first can occasionally be too sweet.
>>2874203Cebu City isn’t as polluted as Manila as they don’t have that many surplus ancient ISUZU diesel jeepneys
Yeah
>>2874136FAT FUCK
>>2873770One of the main reasons I prefer this country is that it hasn’t become a euro normie roastie colony(yet). Can’t stand these people.
>>2874153Apologize to The Bee right now you pathetic little worm
How safe is Angeles City. Is the crime overblown or a real threat to tourists/expats? It seems to be mainly Koreans and Asians born in the west that are targeted there but I want to know how safe it is for whiteys.
>>2874347It’s debauchery capital but also indeed where the bulk of the crime towards foreigners occur, albeit it’s way less common now so a bit overblown. Most of the targets also seem to be dudes who have lived there for many years.In all honesty unless if you are a deprived coomer, I don’t see the appeal of this place. Most of the bar girls are those scraped from the bottom of the barrel with looks not good enough for higher end customers. Many are also fat(not in a hot way), and the only guys there will be out of touch boomers who think they are scoring high today.
>>2874347Not worth going there anymore. Watch a recent walking video from there, it's all jeets
>>2874347Even the smallest guesthouses have security guards on duty 24/7. That tells you a lot about the nature of the place. People on the street are very cagey and untrustworthy, but nobody's gonna stick a knife in your ribs. The most prevalent crime is scamming. Food is awful, even if you pay a lot of money. I wish I explored the surrounding nature while I was in Angeles. Not sure how you'd get out into the hills without your own transport. Trikes charge extortionate rates for foreigners. 200 pesos to go 2.5 km is typical, and even after bargaining they refuse to budge for less than 150. You can only imagine what they will charge for a touristic excursion.
>>2874256That’s it basically. He’s just retarded
>>2873730
Just started tinder. All the hot ones are trannies RIP $30I'll go to sleep and see what I find, but the first hour my heart sank. Can't even beat my dad in finding a passable filipinaFirst shopping pic for my airbnb lmao
>>2874256Maybe it was kecap manis instead of söy. Maybe I have a gene that makes all shit taste sweet. t. no ice cream, no milk chocolate, no sweets ottermode
>>2874506>Just started tinder. All the hot ones are trannies RIP $30this is not the play kek. You'll just meet up with some hoodlums in some shady hotel and get stabbed. Don't do "Western" dating apps.>but the first hour my heart sank. Can't even beat my dad in finding a passable filipinabecause you actually have to go out where people are cool and the local educated Filipina actually want to meet foreigners. Like >>2873862
>>2874577>"mostly British"Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>2874577>hoodratNot after that. I got my bearings now, met a lot of people today. Got a date tonight with a nice marilag girl I think thats right?. Creative type, can hold a convo
>>2874577Moalboal was full of whiteoids.
>>2874604No its a good thing. It keeps them contained in one remote shitty little area where they wont spill out.
>>2874609But it’s El Nido, it was one of my fav places. I don’t want fucking chavs and caked slags to ruin it.
>>2873722Does the hanging around milk tea and meryenda shops to talk to plaid skirted cuties method still work?
>>2874765I guess? Why wouldn’t it?
For me, it’s Mang Inasal
>>2874803I hate the taste of unflavored rice. Doesn't matter if you eat a pinch of rice with a piece of tasty barbecue, it's still unflavored and gross.
>>2874809That’s what the chicken oil is for you Goddamn retard
What actual reason is there to visit the Philippines as a tourist. Like if I, as a mid 20s white guy, told people I was solo traveling to Vietnam, or even Thailand, they'd understand and could imagine many reasons other than just sex. But if I told them Philippines, they'd immediately question me because there's nothing there for tourists besides beaches but those are only for honeymooners not solo incels.
>>2874890>>2873862>>2874577
>>2874890>What actual reason is there to visit the Philippines as a tourist.If you're this shallow and not into world history, or not an avid outdoorsman, probably not for you then. Stay at the gooner countries like Thailand and get your ladyboys.>there's nothing there for tourists besides beacheswell NO SHIT. Its literally an island nation comprised of thousands of islands with a mix of modern and traditional sea-faring people. The fuck is wrong with this nigga
I think I’m addicted…
>>2874890>there's nothing there for tourists besides beachesThis is literally the reason why probably 90% of people travel to another country, regardless of being group or solo travelers, especially from cold hellholes like UK and Northern Europe.
>>2874933>hand to mouth actionFormer smoker?
>>2874890People assume I'm there to fuck poor pinays. I just wanted a cheap summer holiday, get a tan and drink insane amounts of piss like when I was 20.
>>2874934I have seen a few white 35yo+ cat ladies on holiday here. Going absolutely buckwild in bars. Have had a chat but I think they just want no strings foreign brown cock.
>>2874972Never smoked, not an alcoholic and never done drugs
>>2874973There are enough white tourists in Siargao and Palawan for you to blend inalso>caring what other people think about youCRINGE!
>>2874995It's an observation, not a mission statement
>>2874810Chicken oil, the fuck? That is clearly a dry piece of chicken with not a single drop of gravy for the rice to soak up. Filipinos are such flavorlets. They unironically want the rice to be plain so it dilutes the flavor of the grilled chicken.
>>2875010Jesus Fucking Christ you mong, circled in red is the chicken oil which is from the spice-infused chicken fat dripping off the chicken while grilling. You’re supposed to put it on the rice you colossal buffoon.
>>2874973>I just wanted a cheap summer holiday, get a tan and drink insane amountspeople do that there in the Philippines already? Whats stopping you? Even Japanese Yakuza do it, webm related>>2875010>Filipinos are such flavorletsyou sound like a sheltered bitchmade who never eats anything exciting
>>2875010>That is clearly a dry piece of chicken with not a single drop of gravy for the rice to soak up>bro thinks inasal is dry
Is Poblacion Makati good for nightlife or is it just a coomer central?
>>2875318I've partied there- its an excellent nightlife spot. I thought I was talking to local chicks but ended up talking to girls from Los Angeles anyway kek. Many foreigners there. Met some Aussies.
>>2875151Yes it is clearly dry. When you eat chicken masala or mughlai or any of the other 30 different chicken preparations here in India, you get an entire bowlful of gravy to dip your chapati and pour over your rice. Same with the lunch rice plate, you pour so much dal and rasa over your rice that it floods the plate. If for some reason you ran out, they refill it for you. None of this filipino bullshit of one spoonful of grease in a cup, plus a bunch of onions sauce and vinegar.
>>2875346>saar all bbq chicken is dry saar must have benchod curry dip saaar-9999999 izzat for being a dunny kruger retard jeet
>>2875374What is your fixation with refusing to admit that dry chicken is dry? It's a simple and obvious truth. You flips are delusional, you eat such crap food that even the most mediocre piece of grilled chicken with plain rice is some kind of ZOMG amazing flavorfest to you.
>>2875440Nigga what do you expect of the Philippines for a bunch of mountainous scattered islands with more seas than land, which has even much less farmland, that it would have the farm-food culture of India or Thailand which has vast flat lands full of irrigated river basins? You really expect a fish to fly? LOL! If you are in the Philippines eat seafood where the quality is better DUH. Also nigga, the Chicken was domesticated by Filipinos and Southeast Asians waaay before it reached India. Flightless birds only survive in islands without predators, and its domestication was fast-tracked by Austronesian sailors breeding them as portable food sources.
You don't even need to fly across the pacific to visit the Philippines. Just go to Canada.
>2875440
>>2875444wasted trips, faggot
>>2875346>using pajeet diarrhea food as a benchmarkSAAR>>2875440Is food quality in jeetland so dogshit that chicken thighs are dry?
>>2875444>an essayDidn’t read lol>>2875464That’s the least of Calgary’s concern. What is catastrophic is the 2nd placer.
>>2875536after visiting Montreal, I'd say the Africans are the biggest problem. They are so fucking sketchy and unpredictable. One was in the women's washroom at Alexis Nihon when my gf went to use it. I was to shoot their fucking brains out. ALL of them.
>>2875537Oh yeah nobody is denying niggers are the scourge of satan
>>2874931>shallow and not into world historythis. They love to waste time, huh?
>>2874931>gooner countries like Thailand and get your ladyboys.Philippines has TONS of ladyboys.
>>2875593>ladyboysyeah, you should know much about that, faggot. For some of us, there's plenty of chicks to choose from. These days, its tourist girls too.
>>2875760>fake tits>influencer whoreIt's a terrible example
>>2873722Would be great to visit, some of these beaches look amazing, but I'd feel so cringe associating with the sex-crazed boomershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0Qx8uHXcE&t=1147s"You wanna suntan? Let's get your thong"And of course she can barely think and is just along for the hotel and restaurants.
>>2875760attention seeking whore
>>2875760>foreign chicksThis is what you do in these countries you don't chase the 85 iq peasant girls with hepatitis B you instead go on whatever apps and change all filters to white or blue eyes or something then you get these big tittied Euro or Russian sluts who will never touch any local guy and they fuck you the entire vacation especially if you have a nice place they want to stay at. As a bonus even the most Euro of euro chicks will speak better English than 90% of flips bongbong accent and they won't be staring at their phone the whole time unlike locals. I used to see fit white guys with flip chix at the beach bars I went to and the entire time the girl is sitting there watching some soap opera or babbling away in bongotalk on FaceTime while the guy looked extremely annoyed
For me, it's team CREAMLINE in the philippines women's volleyball
>>2875785> I used to see fit white guys with flip chix at the beach bars I went to and the entire time the girl is sitting there watching some soap opera or babbling away in bongotalk on FaceTimeConsidering how I am 99% sure those guys’ personalities are like(including (You)), I’d probably do the same
>>2875809considering I am 99% sure how*
>>2875809What does the guy's personality have to do with anything? The girls are like that everywhere, with everyone. I'm convinced that mobiles have replaced babies in the minds of young women, and that's why the majority of young women the world over are refusing to have kids.
uhm based?
I wonder why filipino retards think that aggressively getting in your face is a good way to sell some stupid trinket or fake/expired medication?I've been all over the world and encountered lots of annoying sellers, but flips actually block your path and stop you. That's really wild. They cannot be selling any of this shit. There's just no way it works.
>>2876663wtf are you talking about
>>2876663>5'5' flip *blocks your path*LMAOI say no thanks and keep walking. Are you a tiny woman?
>>2876671Its obvious what I am talking about. You are a butthurt monkey.>>2876750Exactly. What are they hoping to accomplish by standing directly in my way? Ive had to physically remove them from my path. That isnt how you sell something to someone.
Hide if you don't like blogposting or paragraphsOverall rating 8/10 (probably because I've been well overdue for an overseas holiday) Everyone was friendly overallNEVER fly Cebu Pacific internationallyI forget the plane (airbus of some sort) but it was a packed plane, they didn't have personal air vents and it was really fucking hot and dry. I think my body temp was raised to 39degC (fever territory). Coudn't sleep for more than an hour.The domestic trip was okay as it was only a ~1 hr flight.Mactan first, not as many tourists as I thought - perhaps due to israel's 3 day SMO - only a small smattering of old boomers with their local girls.Our hotel in mactan was pleasant, not a huge impersonal hotel like in manila which I hate. No scrambled eggs for breakfast but eh. I survived on coffee, beers, korean BBQ and the occasional western slop.We had one brownout which lasted like 3 mins and everything magically turned on with seemingly no cooldown time.There was one beach available to hotel guests as anon posted earlier >>2875767This was the one where they did a pop-up McBeach. I got a sensible tan under the 35degC sun. The international and local tourists girls on the beach weren't especially receptive to my laconic aussie manner. The junk food a shit. A SHIT. Couldn't get a whopper with cheese in it. Jollibee is total shit. McDonalds had zero flavour, even the tomato sauce - could barely taste it. The beef unsurprisingly sucks so I hope you are a chicken enjoyer.Avoided pork where I could because I was retardedly paranoid about getting brain parasites.Canyoneering in Badian was 10/10 and the included filipino food was 10/10, snorkeling with sardines 5/10 only due to bad mask fit, insane driver who "I'll tell you everything about cockfighting but promise I don't gamble on cockfighting just trust me bro" was 10/10.Picrel a flyer given to me by one of the cheerleaders at a nearby strip mall (never went).
Highland tour was worth the USD 100 IMO. House of Lechon food was like 9/10 and I had to stop myself from finishing what we ordered. Seeing 8 wagies do tiktok dances for a birthday killed me.Moving onto our airbnb in the city.My mate and I got a penthouse in Cebu city. They 100% photoshop and use wide angle lenses for the listings but that's to be expected. Still fairly nice until the aircons started leaking pretty quickly because I imagine not installing a tundish and having major water pooling is a downstairs neighbour problem - especially when you are top floor.I got a shitload of matches on tinder and had a date with a nice girl, but we didn't gel. Chatted to what I thought was quite a hot chick and moved it to whatsapp only to discover that she was a ladyboy.Then I got about 4 separate whatsapp messages saying hey honey it's so and so we met on tinder (we didn't) - westener with money I guess. The ladyboy network must be pretty tight over there.My other matches with actual women only got back to me after I was in Manila. Went to Howling Dogs """""sports bar""""". They had a live band which gave a bit of legitimacy but just a dodgy joint overall. Bought a round of tequilas for a couple waitresses and myself. Another round? fuck it let's go. They bring it to the table and I grab one of their shots on purpose. Yup theirs was just water. Caused a bit of a fuss but CBF arguing over $5 so just paid the bill eventually.The pizza was pretty good actually so I give them props on that.The rest of Cebu city, just walked around, drank and relaxed.We did go shooting which was pretty expensive but lots of fun for a noguns. No training to speak of lol but I fired a HERA arms 1911 .45 and a .44 taurus magnum. We walked out and remembered we didn't ask for the paper targets but CBF at that point. I feel like they should have offered us after our time.Picrel I saw a lot of run down funfairs throughout the city. Kinda sad, but I guess that's the state of it.
>>2876794>>2876795good on you for doing some legit tourism and not just prowling around mango square trying to get your tip wet all week
>>2876797I really enjoyed my time and plan to go back soon, maybe a couple more times. There's so much more I wanted to do but was just run ragged with the early canyoneering. Also I got some weird flu and blocked ears that I've only just now gotten over. I know there are better options, but it's just really nice getting to know a city. Some other things:Indoor bouldering at Ayala mall: pretty average - they are limited by ceiling height and the the progression in difficulty was a bit jagged. I am a fair bit out of practice though.The good friday procession along the mactan circumferantial road was kinda incredible. Countless floats with detailed plaster icons etc and seemingly a 30min stream of people. I haven't yet looked into which church they started/ended at.We tried walking to the tip of the peninsula from our hotel and the disparity of conditions was a little surprising (everywhere really as we soon found out). The shangri la and the movenpick- both top class hotels are surrounded by slums? I dunno what the correct word to describe them is. We got pretty close to the tip, but were eventually stopped at some hotel checkpoint.TOPS lookout was nice but the entire level 2 filled with restaurants was blocked off. At midday. Also the tour only allowed 30mins or so per stop so I suggest if you do a structured tour, negotiate with your driver to skip some of the other itinerary items (fort san pedro, magellans cross, monument, yap house, cathedral) and spend more time at tops and little amsterdam. Just go to the city centre sights in your own time - they're all close together.Got a haircut and shave in Cebu city for something like USD 5. Met an filo aussie girl in the seat next and we had a good chat. Didn't ask for her number because she was a fat. Regret it though, might have been nice to go out with some friends. Also, they had a rooster in the store which was funny.another pic. a korean pirate ship or something at my McBeach
>>2876778No it appeared more like some incoherent schizo rambling. Did someone try to sell you meds?
>>2876794>>2876795>>287680510/10 blog post m8, yer a good cunt aye
>>2876750KWAB
>>2876805Found the checkpoint we got stopped at. I guess I could have have slipped the 3 guards fucking around a 1000 just to walk through for 5 mins?Overall I think I may have been a bit too generous with tips. 150PHP grab? 100php tip. Day trip? 1000 PHP tipGuide me for next time bros. I'm not american.
>>2876841P100 is really generous already. People will be very happy even with a P20 coin
>>2876841Why would you do that? Australia doesnt have a tipping culture. Dont tip just because you feel guilty over their poverty. They dont feel genuine gratitude, only "I should increase the price because foreigners are rich and stupid". I promise you.
>>2876811Why is this dumbfuck flippoid ratmonkey in this thread talking to me? /Trv/ is for tourists and expats, not assblasted and mentally raped locals. Go back to /int/.I am not going to buy your trinkets ratmonkey. Go now.
>>2873927they are aussies too poor to go to a nice place in bali.
>>2876853>schizo is so deranged over flips that he’s having a meltdown thinking I’m a flip
>>2876894Only a flip would be offended by a foreigner expressing annoyance at aggressive peddlers. Imagine your self hate being so deep that you larp as afam.
>>2876750LOL, why would you thank them for harassing you? >>2876663They don't actually block your path. In Philippines it is very common to come within extremely close proximity to strangers in a crowded public space. At the last moment, they will move aside just enough to avoid a collision. But Americans are used to having their bubble of personal space in public. So they feel blocked in when somebody comes close to them. Don't forget many Americans are fat as well, so they expect to be given a lot more space than usual when passing down a crowded sidewalk. With time in Asia, you learn to overcome that aversion to proximity.
>>2876852Foreigners in the Philippines all want to feel like a king lavishing money on his grateful subjects. You can bet you won't get much deferential treatment as a cheapskate there. >>2876795You paid some locals $100 USD just to drive you around the island?
>>2877242Yes they do block you. They regularly block people in Boracay and Palawan and stop them and bother them. I wouldnt complain if it didnt actually happen, but it does. You are a stupid fuck for trying to tell me it never happened. Aggressive sellers are a common complaint.
>>2877038Wholesome :')Don't break her gentle heart
>>2877242>LOL, why would you thank them for harassing you?ESL pls go
>>2877246>You paid some locals $100 USD just to drive you around the island?Yes. I am time-poor, cash rich. I'm not going to fuck about running around asking questions trying to find some cunt who will offer me value for money (for poors) for a driver who maybe won't steal my organs.Yes, dipshit it's hyperbole. I value my time and just booked a thing through my hotel. I don't want to think on a holiday.
>>2877385>Yes they do block you.>Aggressive sellers are a common complaint.for tiny women
>>2877438>this is the hill im going to die on>arguing that flip beach boys dont block you will harassing you to buy somethingFuck you are one dumb nigger
>>2877020Nah man, they’re such good people that I don’t like to see someone throw them all under the bus from one bad incident. Same goes when people talk shit about Thais and Vietnamese too here, and the occasional rant over Japanese too. It kinda hurts a little because they’ve genuinely been so kind. So I will always give them the benefit of the doubt when some noisy insufferable foreigner is complaining about them because from my experience they usually deserve it.Either way, nobody has ever blocked me, but I’m 6’1 so that could be a factor. So if someone feels confident to block you there, what are you then? A 4’3 dwarf? Frodo, NZ is that way lmao.
>>2877385>They regularly block people in Boracay and Palawan and stop them and bother themThey may go up to you, wave their laminated seafood buffet menu or island hopping offers infront of you, but if you just say "no thank you"/"I just ate", continue to walk and ignore them past that, you won’t have to deal with them until you pass by there again. Repeat the process, it’s that simple. Sure it’s a bit annoying but touts are a third world thing unfortunately. Just ignore them bro. It has never been worse than a slight nuisance.I can attest that having visited Boracay in April, the touts are way more tame than in 2022.
What a weird fuck you are to claim it doesn't happen. I cannot fathom what sort of brain problem you have to deny a trivial yet objective bit of reality that tourists deal with every day, and one that keeps them from coming back.
>>2877702It doesn’t happen to me, or anyone I’ve seen. Never has anyone been held up by the touts in any agressive manner. Which is why I’m asking, do you have the stature of a hobbit? Or are you so autistic that if someone says "hey my friend" you enter a trance and cannot move?
One thing I'm realizing more and more.....the more I sit and observe people here, the more I realize how similar everyone is.I never realized how diverse other countries are, not just racially but in the way people thinkIt seems here, no matter what town you go, all the people seem like they came from the same parents. The gene pool looks very limitedThe same clothes, the same motorbike, the same flip flops, the same fried chicken, the same face, the same questions....they eat the same food, drink the same drink. Their is very little variation of types of people
>>2873862Siargao is for turbo normies
>>2878018Even though we have globalization with the internet social scripts are still extremely localized. It's an interesting phenomenon. In a given place 10 people in a row might have the same exact reaction to the same thing. And then you take a plane somewhere and everything changes.
>>2878018Weird. I noticed at least 3 major phenotypes in phils.
>>2878018>autism
>>2878018Philippines is probably the least “all rook same” east/southeast Asian country I’ve been to, and I’ve been to most
I arrived from Ubay Bohol to Bato Leyte with the intent of finding a way to the Dinagat Islands via Leyte.I searched online, and they said their was a boat that departed from Cabalian bay in the southeastern part of Leyte, so I set off on a bus.100 pesos ride from Bato Leyte, I arrived at Sogod town at the mouth of Sogod bay. I took a lunch there, and had a chat with the resident boomer retiree at the local 7/11 over beers. Eventually, I made my way back to the public transportation terminal and asked around for the van to Cabalian. I got in, and quickly realized that the Aircon wasn't working, but it was already getting late and I had to commit to this van or else I might be waiting for hours. I checked the temperature, and I kid you not, it indicated a heat index of 106F. They packed 16 of us I'm there, and the windows didn't open. Even the Filipinos were writhing with discomfort, it was giving off African slave ship vibes, but alas, we finally got underway, and an hour and a half of profuse sweating later, I alighted at San Juan, LeytePic related: San Juan churchTo be continued...
>>2878053>>2878053To be fair, I've been travelling around smaller towns in the Visayas region. Perhaps in Manila their is more variety, but along the coastal villages of the Visayas, they all appear to be very very similar down to the signs on their store fronts. Yes I know, they are obviously of the same people and culture, but I expected at least a little variety. Their have been times where I swear I've had dejavu interacting with people, because they not only look the same, but say the exact same things with almost no variety. Its like I'm interacting with the same person but their hundreds of kilometers away from the place where I first saw them. I feel like I'm hallucinating
Are these dime a dozen boomers ok to chat with?It's obvious their drinking a lust for small brown women has lead them to ph, but a desire for women and booze isn't necessarily a bad thing. Perhaps they'd only be losers if they have nothing else going on in their lives
>>2878282There's two types of boomers in these places. The first are the angry boomers who only want to talk about how shitty the west is. The other kind are the ones who just don't give a shit anymore and go full coomer without a care in the world. I met a guy in phuket who had been with over 5k women, he got a new 1-2 everyday for the last 15 years.
>>2878289You forgot the angry boomers who have been screwed over in the Philippines and hold a grudge against the people, but still stick around for whatever reason. They usually drink alone.>>2878282The presence of so many boomers really puzzled me. What are all these ordinary-looking white men who look like they should be sitting in church pews with their gray-haired wives or driving to Tractor Supply in their pickup truck for some lawnmower parts loafing around in this sweaty tropical shithole for? Their mannerisms surprisingly are not much different from their counterparts back home. Yet their life choices are completely different. >>2878211Dinagat Island has some pretty awesome topography. Mountains falling right into the sea on the east coast. Do you bring a big wad of cash in case there are no ATMs out in the boonies? >San Juan, LeyteMany people pan the Philippines as a shithole, but that village looks so much more well-kept than most places in India. No filthy mud puddles on the unimproved roadsides, and very little rubbish strewn in the vacant spaces. The humidity levels are much higher than summertime India, of course. I can't recall the last time I was soaked in sweat here.
Are there any resources or posts about the flipmonkey psyche? I've been reading about their history a bit and the more I look into it the more I can't believe BBM actually fucking won with so many votes. How do I exploit their brains that will fall for anything flashy and shiny?
When my peripheral vision notices wagie touts or beggars start their approach in the Philippines, I would shake my head no and make a frowny face without looking in their direction. 19 times out of 20, they instantly quit because they were not expecting me to be so attuned to my surroundings. Touts and beggars don't want to waste time with an unreceptive guy when other potential customers/donors are walking by. And by refusing them from the get-go, often before they even started with their "hello sir", they realize that I am on to their game and won't have any of it.But this anon stopping short, looking at them and engaging with them signals interest in their services. So of course they will stand right in your face - because Filipinos are like that, they stand ridiculously close to you when they talk - and give you the full pitch. >aaaah I'm blocked in, I can't just say "no" and walk away!!!This betrays deep insecurity and lack of confidence, making you the perfect mark to be led inside and then ripped off. And that is why you feel so angry at these touts, for revealing these flaws in your character. I experienced the same thing in Cartagena, Colombia as a 23 year old rookie traveler. The touts rustled my jimmies because I didn't know how to deal with them. But now I do, and they don't get under my skin anymore.Remember, touts are required by their boss to solicit passersby. If they don't approach anybody, they will lose their job. I don't hold any grudges against them for doing their job. Only if they try to grab my arm will I express anger and use harsh words. >>2877663>>2877702>>2877385>>2876853>>2876663>>2876778Your angry seething ITT should be directed at your own incompetence at handling basic business interactions. Do better next time.
>>2878305based
>>2878305A tout unceremoniously grabbed my penis once and I was forced to buy a bracelet (he didn’t know I was gay and it was worth the $1)
>>2878360Hawker* not tout
>>2878298He basically mainly won because he allied with Duterte’s daughter(didn’t last long cuz he’s a little bitch lmao) and basically vowed to just continue Duterte’s policies, being quiet about the epic pranks his dad did 50 years ago. The other major opposing candidate was very critical of Duterte, which most pinoys did not resonate well with as most of them felt real tangible change and prosperity for the first time of their lives under him.Atleast they are way smarter than burgers who elected an actual jewish pedo conman TWICE.
>>2878226> I feel like I'm hallucinatingbro got dengue
>>2878293> The presence of so many boomers really puzzled me. What are all these ordinary-looking white men who look like they should be sitting in church pews with their gray-haired wives or driving to Tractor Supply in their pickup truck for some lawnmower parts loafing around in this sweaty tropical shithole for? Their mannerisms surprisingly are not much different from their counterparts back home. Yet their life choices are completely different.A L I M O N Y
>>2878305I think anon is just autistic. As in he doesn’t have the social understanding that not every attempted interaction should be entertained.
>>2878360based homo
>>2878289>I met a guy in phuket who had been with over 5k womenDid he seem happy? On edge? Could you tell he was some extreme outlier from the first 10 seconds of speaking to him? Unreal.
>>2878595You're chinese. No philipinos like duterte, he's a chinese puppet who sold out their country. He should get the death penalty.>>2878740He was pretty normal actually. Just fix and flipped condos and banged women.
>>2878767>Just fix and flipped condosI can do this. I want to do this. How hard are filos to manage?>and banged women.I am a licensed sex instructor so no problems there
>>2878767>No philipinos like dutertebro so much wrong with this statement
>>2875785Anon I want nothing to do with western women. You go to these places to get away from the insane jewish societies western women have enabled.
>>2878599I’m a bit autistic, but touts have never held me up because I have an internal panic whenever a stranger tries to strike a conversation with me so I just try to gtfo from there asap
>>2878933find God
>>2878796How stupid are you? Those are satisfaction scores while they were president. Most people had no idea how shitty duterte was until he got out. That chink puppet should be executed for treason.
>>2879052What did he do besides kill a lot of druggies and thumb his nose at ZOG Amerisharts?>muh treasonPursuing an independent foreign policy that refuses to cuck to America's interests is treason to ZOG. Got it.
>>2879086That guy's right, you are a chink.
>>2879204Ntab>amerizog offendedGeez even /trv/ is not safe from the boomer menace
>>2879052> Most people had no idea how shitty duterte was until he got out.Such as>hurr durr me no understand but ure retardud!no u
>>2879204You don't have any counterarguments besides "ree china bad" and "muh human rights of druggie criminals". So tired of you white cucks who come to Asia and then complain that things are done the Asian way and not the anglojew way.
It doesnt matter what you think about him. The fact that Philippines, a country with its own legal and court system, cucked out to the ICC, should be a national humiliation. The ICC exists to prosecute in situations where there is no law or order, not when one political party feels butthurt enough to cry to them.Every Filipino should be seething over it.
>>2878796Yes, monkeys like violence. What's new?
>>2879620>The ICC exists to prosecute in situations where there is no law or orderImplying their is law and order in the Philippines kek.The law is enforced completely arbitrarily, or not at all, depending on how much money you pay.You can literally get away with murder here
>>2878211I asked around at the port for a boat to Dinagat islands, but was informed that it hadn't been running for months, and to check at the next town over, St Bernard I hopped on a trike, gave the driver 100 pesos, and he drove me 15 minutes to the next village of St Bernard. I alighted at the port, and was told that their are no boats directly to the Dinagat Islands, only to Lipita port on the outskirts of Surigao city. The boat was leaving in 2 hours, but as I had been traveling all day in a hot van was slightly drunk, and realizing that I'll arrive in Surigao past midnight (I try not to travel by night),I chose to forgo the trip and try to find some lodging in St Bernard. I made my way to the public terminal to inquire about a lodge. Public terminals are the places where you want to inquire about information about the local town. Theirs always usually at least a few people milling around the public plaza. I asked a local driver, and they directed me to a place called Kissbone Cove. A 50 peso ride, and I arrived as the sun was going down.Seemed like a decent hotel, with a pool overlooking the beach, but a standard room was 2k pesos with a 12pm checkout, and I really didn't need a luxury room, just a simple room to shower and rest up for a few hours. They directed me next door to a family run lodge, Delmars. The old man running the place quoted me 600 pesos for a night's rest, which was probably 300 pesos to much, but I was in no position or mood to argue about what amounts to about $5 USD. I paid him, set my bag down, and set back out for the town Plaza.To be continued...
>>2879730>photos of random childrenwatdid you misclick pedo-san?
>>2879620That was just bebi em’s way to fuck over his main political opponent Sara. I do know it was utterly pathetic, a national embarrassment to do that, but this bitch boy and the majority of flip politicians have no honour. Made his ratings tank hard after that. what a little loser.
>>2879730Damn bro, if you were in Leyte you should have gone to Samar too. They have a massive cave system there along with something I’ve wanted to do my whole life which is the "torpedo boat". Basically a motorized river raft.I guess it’s too late to turn back now though.If you’re still in that part of Leyte, if you have time, check out Pintuyan Whale Shark Interaction. One of the best places to swim by these creatures in the country. Those in Cebu are tiny in comparison, adult whale sharks are MASSIVE.
>>2879787>>2879730You would also be close to Limasawa island which is not only historical, being the second island Magellan landed in, but also very pristine. It’s one of my dream destinations at the moment.
Anyone know how I can get a bank account in the phils?I know you can get an ACR I-card if you are staying over 59 days.Can I arrive in Manila, day 1–apply for 59 day visa extension. Then apply for ACR?Do they check return flights when applying for visa extension? If so could I simply book a flexible flight then pull it forward to when I actually want to leave?
>>2880698Why in the hell would you want a pino bank account?
>>2873862This place has such good vibes why do I need to be nearly 48 when you can go to this place. Maybe I'll just color my hair and it might make me look 35 fuck it. Bangkok was always too creepy for me so I missed out on youthful fun.>>2874577I need to go here before Americans figure out this exists.>>2874890Stop thinking with your dick you wretch, think back when you were a kid before puberty and you will find that. Amazing waterfalls, swimming, boating, if you want to pay try ziplines and find some monkeys bro, just imagine you are a character on One Piece.>>2876794Genuinely a top 3 posts that ive ever seen here an actual traveler like the kind I am talking about. You haven't forgotten what it means to be human.
There is nothing wrong with summary execution for drug pushers. They should have killed a lot more, and all the homeless junkies too. Huge missed opportunity for the type of purge that should have occurred.All that crying was literally over just a few thousand dead drug gang scum.Now shabu is everywhere again for cheap and destroying lives. Getting somebody hooked on shabu is a violent crime, considering how it completely destroys their life and their brain long term.
>>2880701Make some business transactions, before I get properly set up
>>2880655Where do you meet them
Has anyone ever brought pets (cat or dog) to the PIWould it be torture or murder to bring them there? Like will they just end up getting killed, taken or stolen
Too many white people in Makati
>>2880736We bought a British shorthair from Belarus once(through a local vendor), and we kept her mostly inside. I can find an agency that arranges all the paperwork for import/export of pets that we availed of when we brought this British shorthair and my wife’s other cat out. I wouldn’t recommend letting them out unless they have rabies and parvo vaccinations because they will interact sooner or later with strays which are basically petridishes.
>>2880698I think they need to verify that you will stay for that long or have a stamp in your passport that proves you have a valid stay beyond 59 days. You can get a dummy ticket I believe.
Never thought I would see it in Philippines, but it finally happened.A beggar/scammer threw her child at me, and when I didnt catch she went fucking ballistic and caused a scene with the crying kid (4 or 5).Ive only ever heard about this gypsy-tier shit in Europe, and just instinctively sidestepped and avoided this woman when she came at me, she actually hit me with the child who then fell down on the pavement.What the fuck man.
>>2880720This weekend it was “I need funds for Mother’s Day gift. I love my mamma so much” >proceeds to take multiple raw loads in exchange for some blue bills Mamma must be so proud >>2880735Literally just go outside and walk around. Or use Facebook. If you’re nice, normal, and can fuck good, the girls will bring their friends to you.
>>2881052would snapping a photo of the women make her feel shame? or just more anger?
>>2881088ThisThey sure fucking love taking pics of foreigners at any and every opportunity. Return the favor. Post it everywhere too.
>>2881095they're generic and no one cares about them
>>2881052Probably bajau. Almost all pushy beggars are them. There’s a reason why they’re literally nicknamed "sea gypsies" and it’s not because of their nomadic nature.
>>2881424Also even the Sama-Bajau from their heartland in Sabah/Tawi Tawi despise these beggars. I’ve explicitly been told by them to never give these beggars a single penny.
>calmy explain to chick I am seeing that she does not owe her family 90% of her paycheck just because they demand for it>calmy explain that she is not the slave of her mother and father forever just because they raised her (along with her 5 other siblings)>calmy explain that her siblings are unemployed by choice and using her>endure her tardscreech when she has a melty and tells me I just dont understand the Philippines and she doesn't have a choice >"I have to send">why>"I just have to, they said they need it">you know they dont, you know your father just gambles most of it, and your siblings dont work>"they need rice">so send them a bag of rice>"it's easier to send them money">it's easy to send rice, I can have 40kg bag of rice delivered to my apartment in 10 minutes>"you don't understand">you're right I don't understand>"they helped me when I was in college">no they didn't, you sold your cunt to pay for college, I was therenow she is down to survival money again and can barely feed herself, because she sent most of her paycheck to her rotten parasite family
>>2873722Yeah
>>2881557You're a dumb cuckhold dating a hooker lol
>>2881557>you sold your cunt to pay for college, I was thereWhat were you doing there anon hehe
>>2881557I wonder how fat her family is. That sounds like the kind of subhuman behavior you would expect from fats.
>>2881557>calmy
>>2881562I know what you were thinking, but I was just part of her friend group at the time, we weren't together. She was a 'mistress' for some chinese online casino guy.
>>2881634Uhhh /phg/ is a WMAF general you dumb brownoid
>>2881557Woman moment and brown moment at the same time. You were stupid to stay with this low IQ prostitute this long, just cut your losses atp>>2881564Top kek
>>2881601So you're dating a walker lmao Jesus dude Philippines is a filthy shit hole filled with morons. After COVID it got much much worse than ever before. Hotels are expensive and poor quality seriously cheaper to holiday in Japan or Korea than Philippines these days
>>2881874You're an idiot GTFO of my country. We bled for the West and Christianity during the Spanish-Moro Wars and World War 2; only for you to butcher your sons to feed to your new Japanese or Korean whore who were only 70 years ago were busy genociding Europeans and Americans; good riddance you don't deserve us.
>this guy again
>>2881874You don't know what a walker is my man. This chick had a sugar daddy in college and works at a call center now. I haven't paid her a fucking dime.
>>2881874>Philippines is a filthy shit hole filled with moronsyeah it is and that's why I love itI'm totally safe here because everyone is too poor, too stupid, or too overwhelmed with their family bullshit to devote any real amount of effort to fucking with me meanwhile any time I live in a 'civilized' country somebody always starts fucking with me even if I am just being a video game NEET and minding my own businessthe ONLY way to have actual peace and quiet, is to live somewhere that 99% of people have too many problems to consider you one of them>>2881886stop littering and I will have your back flipbro, until your people respect your own country, nobody will ever respect you
>>2881833nah she's hot and has a clinger pussy that sucks outwards a couple inches on the backstroke, I can't dump my cute suction cup just because she's stupid
>>2881886Do the Japanese and Koreans buying and abusing your women and children deserve them?
>>2881912>my cute suction cupFucking geg
>>2881886>We bled for the West and ChristianityImagine dying for worship of a Jew from Israel. Pathetic lolThe only people you should die for are your own.
The childhood malnutrition problem is crazy in the Philippines..My 3 year old daughter is already taller and better proportioned then male children 2 years her elder. Many of the kids are not even verbal yet, totally arrested development. Classic Sometimes, I cook extra food and give it out to the poor kids in the neighborhood, but under closer investigation, it's apparent that their parents are the one consuming it. The parents don't even have enough sense to put their own childrens needs in front of their own.Sometimes, this place feels helpless
>>2881966>The parents don't even have enough sense to put their own childrens needs in front of their own.Boomers: the country. ?
I got a warning for posting my dating stories. lol this fucking place is turning into Reddit. Anyway, an anon wanted to know about dating teens vs dating older gals. For me, 18-teens are great. Very few have been dicked down and dominated by a mature man who really knows how to fuck. When I first met my favourite little high school slut, I told her I told her in great detail how I was going to lock her up in my condo and use her as a breeding machine, then send her off to class with my cum still inside her. She thought it was the hottest thing she’d ever heard, and from then on basically acted like a cat in heat. She’d never been spanked or fucked really hard and passionately. Pretty standard stuff, but it was a whole new world for her. And she’s just a normal chick who wants get fucked by a friendly, older, white guy. I don’t pay her anything, other than meals, Grab rides and a few random gifts/trinkets. Older gals are more confident with dating. They know what they want and what they like. They will actually just meet you for sex, with no pretence. There’s almost zero effort involved with bedding them. Another thing - Just Be White is still in full effect. All flip women love white guys. Young, old, it doesn’t matter. Even the walkers want to fuck white dudes. I have had conversations with teenage hookers about this, and it’s hilarious how hyped they get when they find a nice looking Afam client. In fact they’re overjoyed to get both paid and fucked by BWC. They’d be fucking the same white guys for free anyway, so the $$ is just a bonus. Will this get me a 3 day ban? Probably. Oh well got to keep the Jannies on their toes.
Gonna catch a ban anyway, so I’ll post a bit more. The mistress/sugar baby scene is so prevalent in Philippines, it’s rare to find a city girl who hasn’t done it. All those hotties in BGC hanging around with designer purses, drinking Starbucks lattes, and shopping every day - all of them are “dating” old wealthy dudes. Usually Chinese or Korean. These niggers will drop ₽100k on girls without even thinking about it. It’s annoying as the girls get inflated egos and expect that level of support from all suitors. I knew a girl who was some rich Chinks sidepeice from 15-18. He dumped her when she graduated high school lmao The fucking hot-shit attitude she had when I met her was unbearable. She crashed back to earth pretty hard when she realized no one was gonna pay her that kind money for pussy access ever again. Not when there’s other girls out there who will take creampies for 2000PHP and a plate of Jolliebee spaghetti. Anyway, Dating is ridiculously easy here. As is setting up a network of part time teenage sugar babies and barely legal blue moon walkers, if that’s your thing. Being White and friendly is paramount, of course. If you’re average looking, and nice and normal (relative to other foreigners) you should be cleaning up. Let’s be honest: most expats and tourists are losers. Fat, old, creepy, gross,weird, whatever. So that’s your competition. You just have to be better…marginally better than a greasy, fat, white trash loser from Florida. Or a local Flip guy with no job, no ambition, and none of your resources. Being white, attractive (relatively) and nice gets your foot in the door with 95% of Pinays.
>>2882042>>2882017Sounds like you rely on money too much. I never pay for pussy. 2k php is outrageous.
>>2882051NTA but sounds like you can’t read
>>2881886>We bled for the West and Christianity during the Spanish-Moro Wars
4chan has been more strict than reddit for years now. This site is completely faggot cucked. Blame the incel mods.
>>2882051You pay, in your time or sanity or pride. Yes, you pay.
They tried to use pinoy soldiers but they wouldnt fight. They would pretend to shoot their guns then run away. It was deemed pointless to try and train them.This was one of the contributing factors to why ph independence was granted without much fuss, since it was not a nation of brown people who would fight and die for USA. Just a nation of cowardly layabouts who didnt want to be bothered.
>>2882127>not dying for israelBased 2bh
Going to visit Cebu in July with my fiancee to visit her family and friends and have our prenup. She grew up there, but had canadian citizenship before i even started dating her. She hasn't been back in 7 years. Her familys poor, but has never asked me for money, although fiancee sends some of her discretionary money along with her other siblings to help out their elderly parents. My age is 37 and she is 34. I dont want to fuck ladyboys, 19 year old sugar sluts, or any of that degenerate shit. (I would have 15 years ago though :^)) She has a whole itinerary she made with her friends for the prenup and other activities. I'd really like to go scuba diving and snorkeling; do i need to take lessons before we leave to get certified? I'm a strong swimmer. I'm also a bit worried about theft/scams, being a 6'2 230lb white man surrounded by midgets. I assume if let my fiancee hold onto my wallet, and only carry a couple thousand pesos tops at a time I should be alright.Any more protips on what to do in Cebu/safety? We're both moderately active catholics so all of those visits have been planned. We're getting married back in Canada next year, but are also planning on buying the dress and tuxedo in Cebu to save a ton of money. Any other ways to save money on the wedding like this?Thanks in advance.
>>2882130>prenup tripWat?I was cautious at first but found cebu safe and had no problems. Just don’t put yourself at risk of a scooter snatch and grab. You don’t need to be certified for scuba, you can learn there if you want, but being certified prior will give you more options.I’m going back shortly with no apprehensions and I’m not a big guy (for you).
>>2882130sounds cucked
lmao imagine settling for 30+ year old pinayI wonder how many kids she has waiting for you to meet in cebu?
>>2882139The old johns will recognise her>who’s that honey?>j-just an old friend
>>2882130>Going to visit Cebu in July with my fiancee to visit her family>My age is 37 and she is 34.>I don't want... any of that degenerate shit.>30+ Pinay>in Philippines>not degenerate shitCould you explain how what you're doing isn't degenerate?
