What are some basic etiquette and formalities to learn before visiting Japan?
>>2882399Gaijin smash is the meta. Fuck is Takehiro gonna do
>>2882399Don't. They need to learn to put on big boy pants and get over the autistic million rule rulebook to go outside stuff
>>2882399Not spam ai slop, for one
you should be able to bring drugs into japan and smoke weed with impunity in publicfuck these hypersensitive bug people and their bullshit overreaction I bet cannabis existed in japan hundreds of years ago.
>>2882425>walking in shikoku countryside>coming out of conbini 10pm>car pulls up>japbro rolls down window>do u haveu a place 2 stay tonite-o?>nah was just gonna walk lol>u can stay with me>alright. arigato dude>get to his place>do u smoke?>yeah a little bit>he opens up his closet>giant weed plant>i am farmer>hit the bong and talk shitgood times
>>2882425I smoke weed all the time, weedniggers are pathetic.
>>2882410This. Don’t act like a jerk but be as boisterously American as you can and the japs fucking love it.
>>2882399If you're American the trick is speak louder. They do understand english but you have to repeat yourself louder and louder until they get it. Sometimes it takes a few tries. It's easier to do when you're in a little store or restaurant or on the train For your trash as there's no trash cans they have curb side pickup every few hours you can literally just toss your empty cans and wrappers on the street it will be taken care of automatically. Truly futuristic
>>2882399How uncivilized are you? Do you know how to hold cutlery like an adult?>Learn to use chopsticks, when pausing a meal DO NOT stab the chopstics into the bowl, place them on top of the bowl perpendicular to yourself like a = sign>don't be fat, brown or smelly (american in short)>don't be a nigger on public transport (being loud, taking up more space than you're supposed to, littering)>when paying cash try to provide the smaller digits so you get 50/100/500yen coins in change.>don't smoke in public, 2000 yen fine>don't litter, you can offload your accumulated wrappers and pet bottles at a convenience store trash bag, conversely, carry a plastic bag for the trash you'll accumulate as you sighstee.>>2882410Get you deported, guide you to a scam that will fleece you of all your money before you talk yourself into a few years in prison and deportation with a ban on reentry, overcharge you for goods and services because you're a subhuman nobody will vouch for or help in a dispute.I think south americans have it figured out with getting retarded, insolent tourists to star in a once in a lifetime role of a cartel execution victim.
>>2882425Go be a nigger somewhere else
>>2882399Always take off your shoes in places where you are required to do so. White tourists often argue, “Why do I have to take off my shoes?” and try to enter with their shoes on, causing trouble.
Common Etiquette Mistakes Foreigners Make in Japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yic9EXoyIrc
As an, american, don't fart on the subway. It's not like in NYC, they don't like it in Japan.
Why do whites getting beaten up physically and mentally in their own turfs by every ethnicity imaginable try to “get back” by doing passive aggressive acts in Japan. The most pathetic behavior in human history.
>>2883568The worst is basic bitches who think they own the place.I had to shoulder check a couple of them once in a small shop because they thought they owned tge place.
>>2882608Hey, anon, who won the fuckin war?
>>2883587Jews
>>2883587the bad guys
>>2883598>>2883614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NewqTCakQ3Q
>>2882428did he bum you?
>>2883564>dont eat while walking>there's nowhere to sitwhat exactly did they mean by this
>>2882428I hope you at least sucked his penis as a thank you.
>>2883648>>2883735No we're both str8
>>2883587By that logic, the Vietnamese can be as obnoxious as they want in the US.
>>2882399>I posted this picture of what I believe to be a handsome man because I think I'm on that level, which is dishonest in the best case, and incredibly gay in the worst case.
>>2882425Anon, you are the one being hypersensitive and your overreaction is bullshit.
>>2883759there is literally nothing wrong with being gay
>>2883757Minorities are in fact as obnoxious as they want in the US regardless of historical war victor status or lack thereof
>>2883759Get reclined on, Tojo
>>2882399I wonder how on earth I can tell the difference between the different types of Asians? It's full of all kinds of tourists; how can I tell which ones are Japanese and which aren't?
>>2884400Phenotype and style of dress. It's usually not hard to tell who's Japanese and who isn't, but there are individual cases where Koreans or Chinese could pass for Japanese and vice versa. It's something you just get a fell for from spending time in Asia.
>>2884400Uh, you just look at them? I don't know what exactly I'm looking for, but it seems really easy to tell apart Chinese from Japanese.
>>2884400Either this graph is innacurate or there is large Indian disapora in Japan because I see a lot of jeets in Tokyo.
>>2884444I was just in Tokyo. Place is crawling with jeets. Was in Osaka last year and it was the same.
>>2884400oh dont worry. you'll be able to tell
>>2882399Most basic etiquette: stop coming here and subjecting the locals to your barbarianism. You’re not wanted.
>>2884490Have sex, incel
>>2884400Even if you don’t understand Chinese, you’ll be able to tell right away that they’re Chinese when they speak.
One thing I like to do is I'll get a stack of postcards of famous places in my cunt and bring them with me to Japan. Instead of tipping in bars/izakayas/whatever I'll write a thank you note on one and hand it over with both hands. They fucking love that shitI once went back to a place I had been a couple years before and they still had the postcard I gave them up on the wall
>>2885051They're just so loud and rowdy
>>2884400Koreans all have bowl cuts. Without exception. Every single South Korean male has this exact hair style and not a single person ever deviates from it. North Koreans have a bit more personal freedom and don't mindlessly conform, though you won't see them in Japan.Chinese look like someone took a weed whacker to their heads. Their haircuts are fucked up and it looks like they just shaved random portions off. They also just look a bit strange. Super tall and lean, or very fat and looking kind of like a Mexican.Southeast Asians have voices that sound like cartoon spring sound effects.
>>2885114You know they dont tip in Japan right
>>2885150Yeah, that's exactly why I bring the postcards
>>2884446Most South Asians living in Japan are Nepalese or Burmese. On the other handthere are relatively few Pakistanis and Indians—fewer even than the number of Americans living in Japan.
>>2884411Chinese and Japanese people have completely different senses of styleand Japanese fashion tends to be more minimalist, while Chinese fashion is more vibrant.
Starting June 1, Shibuya Ward will impose a 2,000-yen fine for littering.https://www.city.shibuya.tokyo.jp/kankyo/machi-seiso/seiso/shibuyaku_poisute_rule.html
>>2882399Recently, downtown alleys with a growing number of foreign tourists have become covered in discarded chewing gum. It makes the town look even dirtier than littered trash does. In Japan, walking while chewing gum is generally considered poor manners, let alone spitting it out on the street, which is completely out of the question.
>>28858922k yen's not a fine, that's more like a usage fee for the shibuya garbage dump
