>>2883618
go back to where you come from

Posting in the 8th Japan thread

>>2883620
no :)

>>2883618
They have beaches and mountains and food and baseball games and pubs and porn. Take your pick.

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japan fucking suuuuucks

If I was you I'd try something no one has ever done before, like for example, explore Tokyo's sewer system.
I'd literally open a manhole cover and start divin' in there— but not without putting on a mask first, I'm not crazy.
Do a bit of walkin', find an exit, end up in the back of some ramen restaurant, ya know, exciting stuff.

>>2883712
>open a manhole

OP does that everyday.

>>2883717
Imagine the smell

>>2883618
>Btw I'm not a pensioner so I'm not interested museums and parks.
if you just want to fuck around and drink and fuck girls go to thailand or something

go to mt takao

>>2883618
Take a motorcycle rental and tour Japan

>>2883618
Go to JanJan in sugamo. Take the yamanote line to sugamo JR as you walk out the station turn left then immediately left again then immediately right into a small alley. They will guide you to JanJan.

>>2884105
Takao was awesome there's a buffet at the top with unlimited food and booze for like 30 bucks per person and a train incase you're too lazy to walk up there

>>2884180
Ummmm, did you say BEER? You can heckin DRINK ALCOHOL in JAPAN? Ummmmmm, frickin EPIC times! Count me in!

pizza. some of the best in the world

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>>2884339
>pizza
>japan

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>>2884217
You go there for the view on the very tippy top of Takao you dumb cunt

>>2883618
Eat and drink at festival food stalls throughout Tokyo, watch the performances and fireworks, and dance the Bon Odori

>>2884401
>dance the Bon Odori
Cringe.

nara is a fun day if they don't bus in 14 buses full of chinese

>>2883618
Fuck off, we’re full. You’ll do the things every other tourist does and you’ll like it. Eat your famichiki and tamago sandos. Buy Pokemon cards and plushies. Go to teamlabs. Eat at Ichiran ramen. That’s all you deserve and those are the only things I’ll tell tourists to do anymore. You’re not wanted, everyone who lives here is sick of you. Keep that in mind when you pop your head into restaurants, the locals merely tolerate you.

Just put the sushi on the plate, Tetsuo
Not interested in hearing your life story

>>2884432
Once you get past that fear and start dancing with everyone else, it gets really exciting and is actually a lot of fun.
Just don’t be one of those "meiwaku gaijin" who stands in the middle of the dance circle watching or filming videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih9l09h-_uw

>>2884480
As long as foreigners follow the rules, there's no problem

>>2885047
how many pokemon plushies are clipped to your backpack right now?

>>2885062
2

>>2885068
Don't tempt me

>>2883618
Are you in Japan right now?

>>2884358
That's a basic night view of every medium city in the world.
You can have that literally everywhere.

>>2883618
Whatever you do dont lose your shinkansen ticket...

You go in forest hunt bear
You make service to Japan and get free dinner
Sleep in forest
Free vacation

>What should i do?
Commit sudoku because of AI or something

>>2883620
bodied that baka gaijin

>>2883618
Walk around the city, stop for a coffee then let intuition guide you

>>2884179
That place sucks!

>>2883618
delivery health

>>2884480
Thats the gayest post on this board in the past month.
I went for a year, hiked and biked the while country, nutted into 30 different women from ages of 18 to 44, multiple times. Gambled and got blackout drunk with Yakuza. Had some fisticuffs with some Japanese lads against a bunch of Nigerians. Did mountain biking, downhill, ski, camping, fishing, kayak, diving, visted as many temples and festivals as I could.
Stop being afraid and learn to live.

>>2890550
But what about my grandmother in Appalachia? What if she finds out? And how can I post about that to reddit and facebook and IG and tiktok? They'll call me creepy yellow fever pedo and my life will be over :(

you should make yourself at home.
always be loud, always film yourself in public for tiktoks, carry a a bluetooth speaker and show them what's bopping with gen alpha in america.
roll around in busy intersections, practice funny ways of running, pretend you're superman accelerating trains, and then take a well-earned nap in your reclined train seat.
you should also hit on japanese women constantly, they act hard to get and disinterested, but that's just part of the game.
also do those mario kart tour thingies, native tokyoites will cheer for you like the toadstool gang at peach's castle!

>>2890573
based and BWC pilled

>>2883618
>TFW banned from entering the country for another 5 years

If you go just know for a fact the police literally never do shit especially to foreigners, reporting crimes makes their budget decrease so they have an active incentive to not prosecute you. Unless you cause an international incident like a certain kik streamer of recent memory you can do effectively whatever you want, ESPECIALLY in smaller cities. Just dont be stupid like me.

>>2885047
your own people dont follow the rules, get of your high horse.

>>2890657
how did you get banned? i got deported from south korea

>>2890657
>>2890660
do tell more

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>>2890657
>banned from entry for 5 years
Anon what the fuck did you do

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>>2890657
>>2890660
>>2890663
>>2890673
since you asked here we go
>be me in 2023
>23 years old, hapa chud
>yen had just gone down and japan was for the first time in my life a "budget destination"
>just marathoned the whole yakuza series
>Completed N3 japanese course online
>on tren for about 6 months and was swole as shit and felt comfortable in my own body for the first time in my whole life, my ego felt good enough that i felt like i could go and feel somewhat at home
>got there
>discovered japanese whiskey and strong zero
>drunk basically every night
>hitting on japanese girls and failing miserably
>i met one who was a genuine 9/10 spoke english really well
>thought she was actually flirting back with me
>i was so drunk i thought she leaned in for a kiss at one point
>she was reaching for her phone
>she shoves me back and runs out the door
>after that decide im going to bars with mainly americans
>found an ameribro (40+ slightly balding) that was living with a 60+ year old sugar momma, and he offered a room for me for as long as i wanted
>visa was for 90 days and i wasnt even a week in so fuck it why not
>turns out it was a very bad case of elder abuse
>the guy basically was keeping this poor woman hostage in her own home and drinking away her pension money, along with other illegal shit involving scamming elderly people thats too long and convoluted to mention here.
>i call him out on it while hes drunk
>he insists hes justified in doing it since the japanese are violent racist people who deserve whats coming to them
>in some fucked up way it hurts me even though im not fully japanese
>let him finish his rant and as hes walking down the stairs i kick him in his back and watch him tumble down the steps in all the wrong ways
>he moans in a pathetic way and i can tell hes alive but likely not gonna walk the same ever again
>take my shit i had in the spare room and run
>left my patchouli fumo in the panic

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>>2890657
>>2890660
>>2890663
>>2890673
>>2890679
cont.
>low key panicking inside as if the fear of the one japanese chick i kissed at the wrong time calling the cops wasnt bad enough.
>try to figure out how to get a place to stay without using my passport so the cops wont fucking find me
>go to kabukicho hoping to find some drunk tourists willing to let me stay in a hostel with them (horrid idea but i was geeking out at this point)
>run into a nigerian tout, which is common in kabukicho
>in retrospect this guy was just trying to get me into a bar because i looked like a nervous lost tourist
>he opens with a "hey i know you!"
>instantly panic
>WHATDOYOUMEANYOUKNOWME
>shit inevitably goes from verbal to physical because he takes this as aggression and right as he squares up something comes over me
>i donkey punch him
>we scrap for a bit,
>he has me half on the ground
>inevitably kick him off of me
>the moment hes on his back i cut tail and run off.
>assume the police are now DEFINITELY looking for me
>run off and hide in a building under construction using my backpack as a pillow until morning
now mind you all of this happened in my first 2 weeks.
>look at the different lines on the subway system and ride one of them all the way to the end, and then do it again and again
>end up somewhere in bumfuck nowhere kansai
>spend the night in some mom and pop internet cafe
>genuinely start enjoying myself having softserve and reading manga
>come to terms with the fact that if the cops were going to apprehend me they probably either would have already done it by now or they are likely still looking for some guy who looks like me in tokyo
>make my way to osaka and try to enjoy myself
>continue to look for a replacement patchouli fumo
>no success

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>>2890680
cont (part 3 the finale)
>flirt with a girl at a tully
>end up going home with her
>stay shacked up for about a month
>tell my parents about her
>feels good
>suddenly have a falling out over something stupid
>kicks me out
>left my wallet inside
>literally no way of getting it back unless i start stalking the apartment and risk further getting arrested
>fuck
>decide to just take a bunch of onigiri from a local konbini while one of the workers is restocking because otherwise i have nothing
>elderly employee immediately glares at me
>even though im not the tallest i have a good half a head on him and double the muscle mass
>we lock eyes and i just walk out
>stay hidden in a bike parking area for about 2 days
>wake up on time to meet the bitch right as she leaves
>the moment she sees me she screams
>have to chase her for a good 10 blocks
>police catch up to me
>FULL FUCKING PANIC MODE
>one speaks english and to my fucking surprise we work things out and i get my wallet back
>bitch is completely beyond freaking out the whole way
>get my shit and decide that maybe I CAN in fact get away with anything.
>decide im just going to stay, illegals in the US do it all the time why cant I?
>day 91 comes
>my visa is for 90 days as an amerilard
>nothing happens
>day 92
>as i leave my hotel police come into contact with me and im arrested
>poke and prod and turns out they know very little of what ive actually done in the country
>they only really care about my visa
>because of what they DO know however they remove my right to voluntary departure, which would only give me a 1 year ban
>forced deportation
>get banned for 5 years
>no guarantee of right to return (however a lawyer in consulted with said he can put in a letter to the embassy and likely have everything greenlit before i go back again in 2028)

The moral of the story is: Japan is indeed a playground but its only frowned upon if you
>A film while using it as such
or
>B overstay your welcome

Lol
What an adventure

>>2890679
>>2890680
>>2890681
This is the typical post-covid tourist in Japan and exactly why Japanese are sick of them. Chinese tourists are loud and retarded, but they stick in groups and are easily avoided. The others just rampage everywhere throughout the country.

>>2890681
how idiots like you even manage to scrape enough money together to fly to a foreign country is one of life's great mysteries. Japanese people are too nice, you should have been banned for life (and preferably executed instead of deported)

>>2890697
Why do idiots like you believe everything you read?

>>2883620
/thread
>>2883618
Fuck off back to your country, dumb zoomer.

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>>2890784
Alcohol drinkers aren't human and this is proof.

>>2890550
I am this guy
>>2890657
>>2890679
>>2890680
>>2890681
Don’t be this guy. Chuds should stay at home in their moms basement.

>>2890806
I like how every guy ever says they gambled and got drunk with yakuza. It's the hallmark of people who stayed in their hotel the whole time but said "ohio" to a guy in a suit (salaryman) just once.

>>2890816
Because they all are nice guys to foreigners if you buy them a drink and are not a cocksucking dweeb.

>>2890681
huh yeah I guess I wouldn't want people like this in my country either

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>>2890679
>>2890680
>>2890681
>sexually assault a woman
>beat the shit out of two different people
>rob a konbini in broad fucking daylight
>chase some bitch 10 fucking blocks
>overstay your visa
>get off all but Scott fucking free

I’m losing my fucking mind