What would you do?
uhhh do they have hash?what is the food like?
>>2884552ffuck some biitches
>>2884552Rent a motorbike and drive around fucking black bitches.
>>2884552Watch Wakaliwood kino.
>>2884552Stick my pee-pee in some tropical poonaner. Get HIV. Row a dinghy out to the middle of Lake Victoria. Reflect on the error of my ways. Die.
>>2884552All ecotourismI want to see gorillas
>>2884552B L A C K P U S S YLACKPUSSY
It's Ebola season on the region I'd avoid it as much as possible
>>2884552i would probably take in as much of the nature as possible, try the local food, drink some regional beers/wines. oh and fuck as much black pussy as possible
>>2884552Go to the quarantine set up by Trump for Ebola infected travelers
>>2884552>10-12 days in Ugandadid ~3weeks last autumnhit almost all big National Parks>What would you do?assuming you want to do safariswhat's your budget?what season?do you want to see Gorillas?the best part besides Gorillas / Chimps / Golden Monkeys was Lake Mburobecause of the walking safarisso much better than in the caralso don't skip the regular hikes in Bwindi & Kibalethe forest itself is really coolskip all the "cultural" stuffor do just specific arts & crafts workshops for the things you like (which can be genuinely enjoyable, like basket weaving)>>2884553>what is the food like?for the most part okay, not great, not baddepends a lot on your accommodationeat lots of fruit, they all taste awesomeRolex are good, but again nothing that blows your mind>>2884572>Rent a motorbikedon't do this is Ugandaunless you only stay in cities around Lake Victoria or you know that the roads will be pavedyou will unironically be faster walking>>2884573>Watch Wakaliwood kino.they don't do tourist "cameos" any more :(>>2884740>>2885145>Ebolais not transmitted by ways you'd be exposed as touristget your Hep A/B, Rabies and meningitidis vaccines thoughand take Malaria prophylaxis also you WILL get liquid shit at least once, only lasts a day or two, but still
>>2885161how good is the black pootang out there?
>>2885161What's the best time of year and easiest way to see gorillas?
Just look up travel videos about Uganda on YouTube. You don't need to actually go there - trust me
>>2885301why would I know, I travel with my wifeif you care about nightlifeyou probably want to stay in Nairobi, Kenya>>2885398>What's the best time of year and easiest way to see gorillas?easiest is outside the rainy seasonwhich is from September to November and March to Maybut we've been in the rainy season as well, in Octoberoutside a few short (<30min) rainfalls some (like 1 out of 4) afternoonsit only did rain 2 half dayswhich wasn't even that badclimate change messes with the seasons so I wouldn't care too muchwet season is much cheaper thoughGorilla permits are usually always the same and will always be fully bookedbut accommodation and tour guide + car are way cheaperalso National Parks are a lot emptierthere still will be cars pooling around Lions or Leopards, but otherwise you'll rarely see other cars in the parksjust pack proper rain gear and go during the cheaper seasonunless you really hate a little mudalso sidenoteyou should be reasonably /fit/ for the gorilla hike in Bwindiif you look young, they assign you the more difficult to reach familieswhich can easily be 2-3h of hiking steep mountain paths in >25°C and >80% humiditywe did like 900m of elevation on that day
>>2884552AIDS
go visit the rwenzori mountains, uganda doesn't have the grasslands of tanzania and kenya
>>2885635>go visit the rwenzori mountainswhich are very coolbut also inaccessible if you're not into mountaineering and bring your own equipmentdid a 7day hike there a few years agothink the shortest one possible would've been 2 daysit's not like the European alps where you can easily do day hikes from a nice hotel>uganda doesn't have the grasslands of tanzania and kenyai mean not to the same extendbut there's still plentyeven the standard parks like Murchinson or Queen-Elizabeth aren't that much offit's generally a bit more lush though
>>2885697>think the shortest one possible would've been 2 daysthere are a few day hikes you can do starting from Kasese and taking the car to the park entrancemainly the central circuit trailand nowadays there are also a few (rudimentary) lodges at the base of the mountainspersonally I wouldn't stay there for multiple days, as staying on the mountains is way cooler and likely costs the same, but you certainly can if you don't want a multi day hikeone thing to noteyou NEED a guide, not allowed in otherwisepark costs like $35/day/p.P.also you will have porters (usually non-optional)we did a private tour, had a guide + 1 extra guide for the one summit + 4 porters / cook and only did a relatively "light" treksurprisingly cheap though, was like ~2000€ all in
>>2885398>What's the best time of year and easiest way to see gorillas?don't listen to >>2885421rainy season is far more interesting and better than dry season>less tourists>colder>everything is super green>gorillas more activeand why would you go to a "rain"forest when you don't want rain??just pack waterproof hiking boots or even better comfortable rubber boots, gaiters, rain pants, rain jacket, waterproof bucket hat, and waterproof gloves and it's the best experience in your lifegod I loved hiking in the warm rain in Bwindireally want to go back
>>2885161You can get ebola from touching door handles etc. tho.
>>2888628>You can get ebola from touching door handles etc. tho.i don't think there is a single confirmed case of ebola for doorhandles anon...nearly all infections are from burying riteswhere the (infected) dead person lays open in a house for a bit and family, friends and other people touch the dead bodyand this isn't the case in Ugandaall like dozen cases there are from people coming over from the DRC(public knowledge of) hygiene in Uganda is much much bettereven more so in tourists spots, where the lodges have to make sure foreigners stomachs don't get upset and they write angry reviewI'd even argue that you'll get less sick in east africa than you would in India or parts of South America and SEAto be fair, partly because there is no false safety
a relative of mine went to uganda for a month to adopt a babyshe didnt return with a baby and the orphanage took her money too
>>2884552Get ebola
>>2884552Declare myself dictator and start cannibalizing my enemies.
>>2885301Go to The Gambia or to Kenya. You will get all the black pussy you can eat.
>>2889705Good. Fuck her for aiding the invasion
