I want to visit this country. Has anyone been here? What are the best things to do? Most delicious food to eat? Do the girls like white guys? Please post everything you know about traveling in the CAR.
>>2889780You have to be absolutely fucking retarded to go there
>>2889880Go on...
There’s nothing to do. You can walk around but you won’t see anything you couldn’t see in any other deeply impoverished African country. The police and government will steer you away from getting yourself killed (they will also shake you down for their effort) and you’ll eventually just get herded into a white westerner silo with diplomat, aid workers and NGO employees. Except as a random tourist those people will all reject you and you’ll just sit in your overpriced hotel waiting to leave.That’s if they even let you in which they almost certainly will not.Just go to Mozambique, Malawi or Uganda. All the squalor and destitution but some actual stuff to do and see. Plus they are actual real countries and not these failed borderless states that don’t even have a colonial heritage.Mozambique away from Ponto d’Ouro and Tofo is not a normie destination. Trust me.
>>2889923>Mozambique away from Ponto d’Ouro and Tofo is not a normie destination. Trust me.Well don't just leave us hanging in suspense, bro. Tell us moar.
>>2889780Hello I had a coworker from CAR he can sell you real diamonds if you are interested please contact me
>>2890310You can practice your Mozambique technique in the country for a fee.
>>2890310Ilha de Mocambique (and its surrounding environs) is one of about a half dozen places I’ve been that was truly astonishing and it’s the only one of them that had legitimately zero crowds and only a handful of other tourists.>basically the only “old city” you will find that is actually lived in and not touristified…complete with the coolest fort ruin you will find and untouched architecture. Free to explore at your leisure.>humpback whales breaching all over>impossibly clear water and abundant marine life>surrounding islands totally deserted & pristine with just the most unbelievable bounty of seashells and interesting things washed up on perfect white sand>dozens of shipwrecks you can dive/snorkel off a local dhow…zero other people there>you can literally watch as it happens Ming dynasty porcelain and china wash up on the beach in the current year from these shipwrecks>the people are genuinely nice and curious, yes some will want money but that’s like everywhereI could go on, it’s a fairy tale. But yeah it’s a royal pain in the ass to get too and ISIS is definitively operating not far away in the N of Mozambique.
>>2890397>it’s a royal pain in the ass to get toHow did you get there? Sounds cool as shit.
>>2890507You can fly into Nampula on Mozambiques awful national airline (about an 50% chance your flight goes) and then take a chapa for $4 or a taxi for $100 about 4-8 hours to the island. It isn’t going to be that simple, the roads in Mozambique are atrocious. Like I said, it’s not far from Cabo Delgado so you have to be careful, but once you’re on the island you’re good. The military has a big presence once you’re there and ISIS stay away.
>>2890606>about an 50% chance your flight goeslmao holy shit. How much is a ticket and if it doesn't go, can you fly on the next one without paying again? You sound like a fun and interesting kind of traveler in any case. I'd love to read more of your stories.
Why don't you just go to Madhya Pradesh instead? It's geographically like C.A.R. but in India.
>>2890873>we have the CAR at home
>>2889780Why would you go there when Based Chad is literally right next door?
>>2889780What happens here?
>>2889780CAR is one of the worst, most dysfunctional, and poorest countries in a region of really poor, dysfunctional, and horrible countries. I think only Burundi is more impoverished. There’s legitimately nothing interesting there that you couldn’t find in at the very least a stable country like Rwanda, Kenya or Tanzania.
>>2891962Isn't that part of the fun though?
>>2892063Unless you think poverty sightseeing is fun no not really. You’re not going to get a safari or adventure here you couldn’t get in much more stable African country
>>2892111>Unless you think poverty sightseeing is fun
>Central African Republic General /carg/
>>2892222Holy shit, the general has been blessed.
>>2890397Your insider knowledge is great. Do you post about your travels anywhere?
>>2889780idk, go and find out
>>2893205Want to come with me?
>>2890397Legend, come back!
Geography Now guy went there once, interesting watch: https://youtu.be/h9yTwyWdbqM?si=QvdRqljjDOZq7YKt
>>2890397bro we need more of these posts. You totally sold me on a country I knew nothing about.
More countries should be named like this to help the geographically inept
>>2893759I don't think other people need to bear Americans in mind when naming their cunts.
>>2890397Second this >>2893758This is what makes this board worth browsing.
>>2890397Don't tell them this stuff retard. You're supposed to gatekeep Africa. Everybody should be encouraged to continue thinking the whole continent is a miserable violent shithole and avoid it.
>>2889780Thank God there's finally a general. I was tired of the CAR clutter.
>>2894569The shitty Mozambican infrastructure and severe travel advisories for Cabo Delgado gatekeep it pretty well.>>2890768Yeah they just put you on the next one. Just be ready to spend all day at your departure airport. LAM is a shitshow and by far the world's worst airline...but they will eventually get you to where you're going.
