I'll be visiting Berlin for 3-4 days, what is there to do besides the obvious tourist traps?What we've already planned:Day 1: Museum IslandDay 2: Prenzlauer Berg + Kreuzberg (Bergmannkiez)Day 3: Kurfürstendamm + CharlottenburgDay 4: Potsdam?
>>2893638Avoid browns niggers and Antifas. Potsdam is good though
>>2893638Get AIDS in a drug-fueled chemsex gay orgy in a five-story nightclub. It's the most local experience you can have in Berlin
Ride public transport, visit the parks walk the streets and enjoy the vibrant diversity of africans and Syrians and Afghans wanting to kill you. And when you get to the museum you can enjoy the little explainer in every exhibit about how Germans are racist sexist transphobic ableist pieces of shit who insist on touching black people's hair
>>2893638Kurfürstendamm is a boring dump imo, it’s just luxury stores next to overpriced touristtrap restaurants. If you want to explore Charlottenburg walk around Savignyplatz and go to the Charlottenburg palace and the close by Schlossstraße. I’d also add Schöneberg, especially the areas around Akazienkiez and Nollendorfkiez. It’s beautiful there in summer. If you have the time Potsdam is a must.
>>2893638You should visit Görlitzer Park at night.Some kind strangers might offer you vaccines.
>>2893638If you are not going clubbing then its usually better to line up multiple hot spots and walk between them, have coffee and food along the way (always check google maps ratings, don't go to the first random place, because some places are absolute top tier and others complete shit). Try to talk to people who look like they are having plans for something cool, most are tourists anyways. People are generally open to make contact if you look for people 'in your lane'. I like to have a coffee or cocktail somewhere along Maybach Ufer and chill at the river. Then have a walk through Görlitzer Park (not after dark) and buy some weed from the blacks (its semi legal), have some food somewhere between the park and Schlesisches tor. Then spent the evening around Warschauer Strasse or at the YAAM, next to Ostbahnhof. At Kurfürstendamm i would definitely go for food or coffee around Savignyplatz and do some (window)shopping at KaDeWe (germanys Harolds). You won't be able to spent more than a few hours at Museumsinsel. I would go to Hackeschermarkt from there and then down to Rosenthalerplatz. If you blend in a bit and walk past the schizo homeless and blacks/Arabs, then its mostly safe.
Last time I visited Berlin I ignored some arab street hawker and he followed me for a bit yelling "ISRAEL ISRAEL"
>>2894211It really is the worst country to visit
>>2893638bump
>>2895225Bro just don’t go I live in Munich the richest city of Germany. When you go 15min west of the xitycenter with the metro or tram you will see a shithole. Dirty streets, cigarette buds everywhere homeless, 100%veiled muslim Nighers with their 3 niglet kids. Shattered glass from liquor bottles and generally just ugly post modern architecture. Berlin is the same just worse
>>2895251t. Hans Berg from Munich oblast
>>2895330He isn’t wrong. I live in Berlin for 4 years, absolute shithole, dont know how inflated that long. Left Germany after that, never coming back again, ever.There are museums, if you are into that. Nothing else.
>>2893638When I am in Berlin I always like to go see traces of DDR/Soviet heritage. For example:>DDR museum near Alexanderplatz (not bad, but a bit touristy)>the Ehemaliges Staatsratsgebäude der DDR (also near Alexanderplatz)>the Museum at the Kulturbrauerei (better than the DDR museum but smaller and also free)>The Soviet Memorial at Tiergarten>The lesser known, and more impressive, Soviet Memorial in Treptower park (picrel)>Ernst Thälmann parkI also recommend visiting the remnants of the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial church as well as the Berlin botanical garden, depending on the season you go.
>>2895330the cleanest sidewalk/ busstop in the richest city in germany. This shithole is over. Leftism and migration are the mother of all problems
>>2895343Absolutely devastating to go there, the filth, the druggies, the pervasive sense of impending doom,the invaders the relentless unending gay tranny antifa flags, worst country I've ever been to
>>2895582But you've never been to Germany?
>>2895762Shut up I saw the memes on /pol/ ok
Go to the Stasimuseum and see what the fusion centers look like inside. Also go to the techno clubs. These people prefer fucking Thai prostitutes for 5 dollars a pop to having actual fun so there's no point listening to what they say unless you're one of them. There are great museums and great food too. It's expensive though.
>>2893638Went there several years ago for a few days. Stayed in a hostel by Checkpoint Charlie. Talked to a cutie there some. Went to Brandenburg Gate, it ruled. Mauerpark, saw the fleamarket. An American was doing shitty karaoke and getting overwhelmed by the large amount of Germans watching him after he reached the end of the one song he knew. It was kinda fun. Then I stumbled onto a Nigerian dealing drugs who looked at me with shark eyes and I did a 360 and got out of there. Screenshot attached of where this occurred for any Polizei reading.Did the DDR museum, very interesting.Alexanderplatz was good. Saw the New Synagogue Berlin. Altes Museum and Pergamon Museum. Berliner Dom was great, wish Protties were capable of putting that effort into their churches these days.
>>2896986Just did a streetview there and saw this LMAO.
>>2895582Germany sucks dick.
>>2896988It rules actually. Best beer and sausage in the game. It's the High-T sibling of France.Nothing like standing in front of the Reichstag and knowing things would've gone a little different if you had been there in 1945.
Who else here is a cuckold? A little backstory: I'm from Berlin, and my wife and I are what you'd call true Germans: blond, blue-eyed. We're also devout Lutherans and go to church every Sunday. But I have to admit: not entirely. There's one area where we're not so conservative.A little tidbit: In Berlin, there's something I like to call a "street gym." Just a few benches and weights lying on the asphalt in the Turkish districts of Berlin. When the weather's nice, you can see fit Turks lifting weights there.Anyway, one day my wife and I were ready. You'll see what for in a moment. We drove through Neukölln in my Mercedes on Sunday after church, which is when the Turks usually work out. It was a beautiful, sunny day. And before you knew it, there they were: the streets full of ripped Turks working out in tight clothes. I looked at my wife, and she was already licking her lips at the sight. I have to admit: so was I.
>>2897364As we approached, they immediately noticed us; it must have seemed strange to them that a Mercedes was coming into this area. I slowed down and parked near the Turks. A group of five Turks approached us. The man in the middle was the most muscular, clearly the alpha male of the group, with the body of a Turkish god. The closer he got, the more his masculine scent filled the air, and I could clearly see his semi-erect, circumcised penis through his tight sweatpants.He said, "Hey dude, wanna smoke weed?" as I rolled down the window. I guessed that was his real job."Nah, dude, I want something more serious," I replied. He stuck his head through the window, and I explained my fetish to him, that I needed a well-built alpha male like him to satisfy my wife. He laughed and turned to his friends, giving them high-fives, and I heard the word "Gavat." That's Turkish for cuckold. And it was true, I am a proud cuckold. While we waited to see if he would come, I could see my wife rubbing her thighs together in arousal.When he turned around again and agreed with a winning smile, I drove him and my wife to a hotel where I had rented a room to perform the act. Well, to have it performed. I would be there while he fucked my wife. After an hour, he ejaculated inside her while she writhed beneath him. Then he instructed me to clean her up with my mouth. When he wanted to leave, my wife wouldn't let him out of the room without giving him her number. She told me later that she had felt loved for the first time in her life, and that she wanted to experience it again.How could I refuse my lovely wife such a request?
>>2897364Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Wollt ihr wissen was das ist?
>>2897364Hot and Karaboga pilled.
>>2896986>Screenshot attached of where this occurred for any Polizei reading.How fucking naive can you be? Either politicians cucked them or they're profiting from drug dealing.
>>2896987>that one NPC who stands in that weird spot for very specific reason
>>2897402Drug dealing and usage is basically legal in Germany especially if you are an illegal. Total shithole country
DO NOT ride those Lime/Dott e-scooters on the sidewalk. It's illegal, and the pertaining law is actually enforced.DO watch other tourists getting a ticket for riding e-scooters on the sidewalk. It's hilarious to watch. I saw at least three tourists getting ticketed last time I was in Berlin, and one of them was a female jeet who actually cried while the cop was writing up the ticket.
Berlin thread? Music related recs? >>2896983What are your favorite techno clubs? I think something kinda small without giant crowds but still high energy music with good DJs and cheap beer would be fun. I'll be in berlin for a little under a week later this year. Somewhere where people actually dance. Opportunity to talk to people + more mature crowd is a bonus but not required. Moshing/physicality when music gets intense is a huge ultra +++
>>2897691>>2897691>cheap beerLol good luck. You can maybe pregame at the spati if youre super cheap but thats no fun unless you're with people.>moshing/physicalityLol bro it's europe not SoCal. Maybe if you google dubstep parties or look on instagram for them. Berlin is more minimal/industrial/acid techno and house so it's more dance on your own facing the DJ for 4 hours and maybe have sex in the darkroomBest clubs:Keep in mind when I say touristy i mean like people just going to say they went to a berlin club and not dancing, being prudes, etc.Berghain (obviously, but a huge time commitment. if you get rejected you've wasted hours most nights) Also a gay oriented sex club so be mature. Best music and full of victoria's secret models and jacked gay dudes://about blank: really small and supposedly difficult to get into but ive never had problems. Good music and I have a soft spot for it because I've met some cool people thereRSO: out in the suburbs but I'd put it second best to Berghain. Also a gay friendly sex club. Second best music.Sisyphos: touristy as fuck but a big sprawling club with tons to do and they have weekenders (3 day parties). Straightest club in berlin id say. Difficult door if you're not with a girl or small group. Okay music but 5 floors so lots to pick fromKater blau: fun, friendly, decently easy door, they play some different stuff from the rest of berlin sometimes. Weekenders.Tresor: hostelbabby's first club but the music is fucking awesome usually and the club itself is really cool. Some Berliners might turn their nose up when you mention it but it's one of my favoritesRenate: havent been there in years but it has the coolest decor in town. Music wasnt great when i went and you needed a girl to get in back then. Touristy when i wentKitkat: world famous kink club. music is decent but if youre there it's generally to get laid or at least watch(1/2)
>>2897673Can't interfere with the heroin dealers on the sidewalk m8
>>2897737(2/2)Kreuzwerk: another kink first club but great people and great music. I liked it better than kitkat. You need to make sure what type of party it is though because certain ones are ALL gay men.Golden Gate: one of my favorites. Tiny and hidden in a pillar under an U bahn bridge. Mostly house.Prisma: lame. For a club attached to kitkat there sure were a lot of people with their phones out taking videos.OXI: cool club, music was okay. Worth a look if you like who's playingYou need to know the door at each place and how to present yourself to get in. Also helps if youre hot and fit and speak a little german. You have to be serious outside but you'll have a great time if you get in. Dont get sad if you get rejected, sometimes the club is just packed already, etc. You can find multiple awesome parties every night in berlin and sometimes the less hyped ones are better. Illegal raves, etc.I can elaborate on anything anyone has questions about. Have fun!!
>>2897739>>2897737(3/2)ForgotRitter butzke: super touristy. Decent music, heavier usually, but everyone films fuckin everything and the door isnt as easy as it should be considering the crowd. Gets lots of spillover from people rejected by kreuzwerkMatrix: ultra tourist. Reggaeton club with like bottle service and shit. The reggaeton was good though. Just like not my type of place when im in berlinIf you hear about a party anywhere other than these places you should check it out because the locals and expats know who's DJing and stuff.
Would love to spend a month or two there.
>>2897737>Lol bro it's europe not SoCalKek I didn't realize that's not a thing in europe, my bad.>dance on your own facing the DJ for 4 hourseh still sounds fun if the music is goodAnyway thanks for all the info, saving these posts. I'll admit I feel a little intimidated now as I am not really attractive or fit (somewhat thin standard build) and my fashion sense kind of sucks. Something tells me I'd be rejected from most of these. Working on my german though!
>>2897793Its truly a dystopia. I spent 8 weeks there last summer you are bombarded with gay tranny antifa flags and propaganda every 6 feet. Literally every sign pole covered in stickers saying die white cis scum, full of subhumans from around the world. Every public space even in the smallest village is full of drug addict foreigners looking to rob and murder you. Then you talk to the Germans and they are all libtarded cucks
>>2897981And then you woke up in your mom's basement.
>>2897943go find some secondhand shop, tell them where you want to go and ask for some help with an outfit
>>2898004Huh, forgot you could tactually talk to people at shops, good idea thanks
>>2897943No need to be intimidated. Youll get in somewhere. It's not as bad as people make it out to be. Just wear all black casual clothing except at sisyphos where you should be colorful and the kink clubs where you have to wear kink gear for certain parties. Basically dress like you normally would except it's all black lol. Maybe paint your nails black. Be quiet in line, look up the event on RA beforehand, buy tickets, and know the event name and one or two of the DJs names. Memorize them. They might ask if you know the event or who you're there to see. Be polite, don't be on your phone in line, dont be yelling, drunk, etc. Not everyone there is a supermodel. They look for a mix of people, even old 60+ people get in. Fat, etc. so just try to have good energy and be excited to be there and say guten abend, sprechen sie englisch? when you get to the doorman if you don't speak german. Learn a little, though. they may ask how many are in your group. If you're alone say ich bin alien, etc. Ich haber fahrkarte (I have a ticket). It's not rocket science, just dont act like "omgggg i wonder if people are gonna be nakedddd lolllll." Berghain is the only one that's super difficult to get into to the point where you have to do certain things and be a certain type of person in my opinion. The other ones it's mostly just dress code, good attitude, and being there specifically to go to that event and that club on that specific night. If you DO get turned away, say "ok danke", smile, and leave. They'll remember that you were polite and if they see you again on a different night you'll be more likely to get in. If you like a certain club, keep going back! It gets easier and easier the more they know you. I hope you have a great time bro. You're gonna get in most places unless it's a huge night. If you want specific tips i can tell you pretty much exactly what to do
