>take a shit in a third world country >sign in bathroom tells me not to flush toilet paper>do it anyway
>airbnb host says check out time is 11>leave at 11:05
>hotel says dont be loud after 10pm>have psychotic episode at 3am screaming and banging on other guests doors
>>2894615I love doing this
>tell customs agent I plan to stay for a week>fully plan to stay the maximum 90 days
>use the bathroom at the start of a long-haul intercontinental flight>piss all over the toilet seat
>lady at front desk says have a wonderful stay>say "you bet!">I have a terrible stay and sabatoge my own trip on purpose to spite her>leave five star review
>bow before walking under torii gate to famous shrine>don't actually internally show respect to the kami and am not spiritually asking permission, just doing it for show>walk in not caring if the kami is OK with me entering
>do whatever I want in other countries, fuck everybody else>cry on the internet when foreigners do the same in my country
>shop asks me if I enjoyed myself and if I'd leave a review for them>tell them "of course" and even go so far as to scan the QR code they show me that goes to their Google Maps listing>don't write a review
>airline asks for proof of onward travel>anticipating this, I booked a cheap flight out on a US booking site where they have to honor refund requests made within 24 hours, by law>cancel the departure booking as soon as I have my boarding pass
>direct travellers to my country when they ask where a nice place to vacation is>redeem all the money for my caste
>>2894610>be on public airport wifi>make as many janny-bait shitposts as possible
>>2894683>>2895191My favs
>>2894615>I read a Redditor saying he visited India>"It's a country where you connect spiritually with millions of people, everyone should visit it.>I'm staying home."
In the Third World, sewer pipes are often narrow to keep construction costs down, which makes them prone to clogging. If you pass large or hard stools and cause a sewer pipe to clog, you may be required to pay compensation, so please be careful.
>>2896004>you may be required to pay compensationWasn't me, bro. The toilet was like that when I got here :^)
>>2896004>implying I can't afford it
>>2894610I took a dump in the ladies toilet at a servo yesturday. Mens room had three cubicles. End one was occupied, so middle one was a nope, and other end one had no seat, so also nope. Barged into the ladies, no-one in there. Two cubicles. Got to work in one of them, nearly finished, and a roastie comes in. GTFO as quick as I could and escaped undetected. The perfect crime.I wonder if she noticed the ferocious WOOF of manbum?
>tourist asks for a restaurant recommendation >tell them a local spot is the best not only in the neighborhood but the city >it's actually the worst
>>Get off the tube in the airport to catch a flight, hungover as fuck.>>Immediately puke all over the nice marble flooring.
>Constantly give people advice on how to travel and what to do>Never set any foot on an airplane>Stay mostly at home anyway due to autismbux>Haven't left the neighborhood in 3 months
>>2894639LOCK HIM UP
