>take a shit in a third world country >sign in bathroom tells me not to flush toilet paper>do it anyway
>airbnb host says check out time is 11>leave at 11:05
>hotel says dont be loud after 10pm>have psychotic episode at 3am screaming and banging on other guests doors
>>2894615I love doing this
>tell customs agent I plan to stay for a week>fully plan to stay the maximum 90 days
>use the bathroom at the start of a long-haul intercontinental flight>piss all over the toilet seat
>lady at front desk says have a wonderful stay>say "you bet!">I have a terrible stay and sabatoge my own trip on purpose to spite her>leave five star review
>bow before walking under torii gate to famous shrine>don't actually internally show respect to the kami and am not spiritually asking permission, just doing it for show>walk in not caring if the kami is OK with me entering
>do whatever I want in other countries, fuck everybody else>cry on the internet when foreigners do the same in my country
>shop asks me if I enjoyed myself and if I'd leave a review for them>tell them "of course" and even go so far as to scan the QR code they show me that goes to their Google Maps listing>don't write a review
>airline asks for proof of onward travel>anticipating this, I booked a cheap flight out on a US booking site where they have to honor refund requests made within 24 hours, by law>cancel the departure booking as soon as I have my boarding pass
>direct travellers to my country when they ask where a nice place to vacation is>redeem all the money for my caste
