>>2896929
fly to africa and destroy your passport. take one of those illegal refugee boats to europe and tell them you're ukrainian

>>2896934
Ahahah, what if the options are more real?)

They only mobilize convicts so unless you are a rapist or murderer you are safe

>>2896929
the easiest way is likely to fly to Turkey today, you should have 60 days visa free entry

then apply for asylum in the EU
this only works properly if you have a public trail of being politically prosecuted

the alternative option
is to apply for a blue card, or green card, or working visa somewhere else like UAE or saudi arabia
that requires you to have a master degree or PhD (in some relevant field)
if you're fine with / accept a kinda bad paid job (like just a few percent below industry average), you should be able to get a job within that 60 days
otherwise you need to do some visa hopping

I guess you could also do digital nomading
but almost impossible to get into today if you're not already doing it

>>2896934
>take one of those illegal refugee boats to europe and tell them you're ukrainian
that doesn't even work
do you think they are stupid?
first of all, European agencies communicated with Ukraine, so they quickly know you're not a citizen
secondly even if you make it through the Mediterranean without getting shot at by an EU paid tunesian coast guard to rammed by FRONTEX
you will get detained in a "refugee camp", which basically is just a shitty open air prison for weeks or months (who knows)
and the most likely option is that they let you rot there or find our you're Russian and send you back
on the very slim chance you get asylum like this, you'll be a second class person and seethe as poorfag where ever you might be sent

it's not 2015 any more anon...
EU Parliament has been very overwhelmingly anti migration since the 2024 election (even since the 2019 one)

>>2896985
>do you think they are stupid?
yes
>first of all, European agencies communicated with Ukraine, so they quickly know you're not a citizen
they don't know who you are if you dont have a passport and they dont have your biometrics

the shooting at ships is a meme, how do you think the millions of refugees got there then

>>2896958
OP said he's Russian so chances are he's at least one of those things.

>>2896958
What you described is happening now, at the moment. If partial mobilization is announced, it will affect many. (it has already happened, it didn't affect me)

>>2896985
That's what I'm thinking about right now. Go to Turkey and find a job there. Apply for a work visa on the spot.

>>2897010
>yes
ok then
i certainly ain't gonna stop you dying in shitty boat 50km away from the African coast

>they don't know who you are if you dont have a passport and they dont have your biometrics
and you think they will just let you in then?
even with a passport you'll likely spend months living in a tent with 20 people just like you
and if you don't got one they'll just invent a nationality and send you back

even if you managed to get to a country like Germany
do you think they will just let you roam freely?
no
you'll spend more months living in a shared tent or container home bunk bed
at best you'll get a license for being a permanent underclass, literally subhuman
at worst they just ship you to some African country where they paid off the local dictator to take random rejected people in

>the shooting at ships is a meme,
if you think so...
>how do you think the millions of refugees got there then
again 2015 is VERY different from 2026

and Ukrainians that came here recently literally all had to have a valid ID
they even synchronized with the Ukrainian Government to check and verify them

>>2896929
Try to fly to a major hub that still has flights to Russia (Istambul, Dubai or Doha) and then to a country that doesn't ask for tourism visa

So you supported Russia's illegal annexation until it personally affected you? Having trouble getting gasoline?

>>2897367
Someone tell this anon to go run away to some Ukrainian controlled place but I am too dumb to do that.

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>>2897372
he can probably go to Belarus and then Turkey. Could end up in Armenia, low cost of living. I knew a Belarusian who didn't have refugee status but was able to escape their dictatorship (during the protests) recently by working in Thailand.

>>2897112
Sounds like a larp, if not fight, for your country against the NATO terrorists

>>2896929
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