I am a German of Lebanese heritage on holiday in Brazil. I am visiting my Uncle who lives there. Been here two weeks and love the place. Told my uncle wish I could stay here. He laughs and goes just get a girl pregnant they let you stay. I think he is joking and laugh. Later on in the week I go boy I really do love it here, i wonder if a wagey like me could genuinely move here, he looks at me and goes, i told you just get a girl pregnant you can stay. I look visibly confused. He laughs and goes how do you think I came here you idiot, I was unemployed on welfare in Germany and I came here on holiday with your other uncle and I fucked the maid in our villa and got her pregnant and shes now your auntie. I google it and holy shit, you can literally just nut inside a brazilian girl, stay until she gives birth and they open citizenship pathway to you lol. How the fuck is this real, why are wage cucks and NEEToids not doing this? I am in Foz do Iguaçu, it will cost me around 200-250 euro a month for rent, another 200 for food a month. I can literally become a brazillian citizen by fucking a big ass brazillian girl. I am doing it im going to proposition as many local girls as possible. YESSSSSSS this is sick.
>>2897084Ok and how do you support yourself while you’re living in Brazil?>just get a remote jobThis is way harder and requires way more effort than the fucking dorks let on. So fuck off
>>2897095OK so how I plan to do it. I faked a chronic back issue that got me disability awhile ago. I started working again as a wagie in a german supermarket so got off our version of disability. I have called my dad back home and this is my plan.Save up 112 thousand euros by living in my parents spare room for a year, then get on disability again claiming back pain, which is easy that gives me 1000 euros a month. Go to brazil live off the 1000 a month for a few months till they cut it off, by that point i will have found a place to rent. and saved some of the money i get each month added onto my 12k saved. After that ill have found any slut to impregnate. Then after 9 months of paying around 700 a month for me the mum etc i will get my pathway to citizenship. Then once i have it and my baby has it, i will apply to move to Germany and bring my dependants. It will be accepted.Then we will alternate between germany and our new favourite homeland brazil. We will be nobbin twho bitches with one connie innit. You whites need to learn to game the fucking system. Im also now thinking of also doing this in argentina and paraguay as they all have their own version of it. Create my own little clan that has networks in multiple countries.
>>289709712 thousand euros not 112
>>2897097>already yuropoor>proudly on gibs>move to third world country>impregnate someone even more poor>???>profitgenius plan anon
Brazilian here. You can just ask for residency and apply for citizenship after 5 years living hereBut if you want to be a dumb nigger that goes around impregnating naive chicks and living on kraut welfare, you do you
>>2897084>How the fuck is this real, why are wage cucks and NEEToids not doing this?Because no one wants to be huezilian. Except for Lebanese guys who can't make it in Germany.
>>2897104He already told you he's a brown retard not a white downey.
Based, cucking whitey scum and enjoying Latin America.
>>2897097Brown people are fucking worthless vermin
>>2897206I'm not German but I'd love to be a dumb nigger doing just that.
>>2897084This only works if you have the giant nazi hog. If you got a little shrimp cock Brazilian women will have no time for you
>>2897097>Then once i have it and my baby has it, i will apply to move to Germany and bring my dependants. It will be acceptedIsn't the whole point of the post about staying in Brazil?
>>2897097> ok so how I plan to do it. I faked a chronic back issue that got me disability awhile agoTypical shitskin leach mentality
>clicks /trv/ by accident>sees big brown ass>well hello there>clicks big brown asswould do it again
>>2897084Sexo anal
>>2897084>I am a German of Lebanese heritageSo not German then
