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i am not retarded and can google, so looking for the places that rent google first result

> single male, based in europe
> cheap, but not poor
> got some vacation lined up /next week/
> obviously no luck with women since im on this board
> want to chill and relax, but also not to 'nothing' (like i do at home)
> wouldnt mind a place where prostituon is either legal or a non-problem (never went lol, but ya know, why not keep it as an option)
> prefer warm, ie. shorts and tshirts

do i just book a random AI in portugal or whatever or is there a meta to this? I thought about hostels just to meet people, but desu, sounds miserable being forced to sleep next to a dude (but idk?)

guide me, please.