Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if mid-flight I just started yelling out “FUCK YOU” every 30 seconds?
>>2902106they'll move you to an empty business or first class seat because there are less people around to disturbactually quite the good flying hackthe more disturbing or aggressive you do this, the easier to get the spotlike if you say that you have a bomb they'll quickly move you to first class and give you food and wine so you talk less and the other passengers don't panic without reason
Insta upgrade to first class for life. Just try it.
>>2902106You will be tolerated until you land, then arrested for public disturbance and reamed with a $10,000+ fine.
>>2902109>let's make our highest-paying customers fear for their life instead of the cattle in economySaid no airline staff ever.