>Excuse me, Mr... Anon? The gentleman across the aisle is traveling with his son, and they’d like to sit together. Would you be willing to switch seats? Your new seat would be four rows back, in the middle.Your response?
china people are ugly as fuck you gotta be mentally ill or have low self esteem to find them attractive
"Sorry but I am susceptible to sciatica during flights and can't be located in a middle seat."
>>2904362I say no, I've had this happen to me before. Not my fault that you waited til the last second to pick your seat.
>>2904362>in the middleNo.
>>2904363Every incel on this board keeps telling me fabricated stories about fucking asian women when in real life they all look like flat faced nigger bugs.
>>2904362How much is he going to pay me for that?
>>2904406No makeup, no eye surgery, no face-whitening cream, no hoeflation, no pricey clothing bought with simpbux, no smartphone addiction. Just friendly hellos with a lot of whispering and giggling when they see a white guy walking by. If schoolgirls don't make you feel happy, something is wrong with you.
>>2904406a lot of those girls would look nice if they didn't have the most retarded haircuts ever conceived
>>2904362no, I paid extra for my seat selection. but if there's a first class seat available I could move there instead, or someone back there could swap with him.
>>2904406The middle one with straight long hair is cute
>>2904469yes. When walking fast back to my place during big july rain in tokyo which flood the streets and has wet me to the last sock - it also flooded my backpack and my goshuin notebook got wet . All stamps got fucked (not many as i only collected temples ones and only those i really liked and if i did not forgot notebook with me. Well... mono no aware). Then i visited yoshiwara shrine and asked for goshuin there. Seeing this , the young girl in shrine maiden suit did "crying motion" and gesticulated and comisserated through some few english words she knew and made faces , while the grandmas behind here laughed heartily. So cute .They discussed it for a long time then they folded new stamp in such way to not get it wet from other pages. I think they also laughed at me behind my backs because i prayed at whore's altar.
>>2904362no
Indians do this shit constantly. They just sit in my seat and point to their shitty spot a few rows back. Curryniggers should be banned from leaving their shithole country.
>>2904362Never again.Got offered a first class seat when I was in coach by a dude who wanted to sit by his gf. I was stoked about it. Got up there, sat next to some kind of pretty ~45 year old lady. After 30 seconds she gives me a sob story about her son in back who's afraid to fly and asks if I'll switch. Not gonna deny her and sit next to her the whole flight, especially when it was some guy who offered me the seat anyway, so I agree.Walk back, passing the son expecting some ten or twelve year old. This "kid" is like 20. End up by smelly old people in the very back of the plane for the flight.
"I paid $200 to reserve my seat. Who's going to reimburse me?"Plot twist: You didn't pay extra to reserve your seat, but they don't know that.
>>2904406this board is filled with a ton of creepy losers with nothing going on in life in any way
>>2904362>Excuse me, Mr... Anon? The gentleman across the aisle is traveling with his son, and they’d like to sit together. Would you be willing to switch seats? Your new seat would be four rows back, in the middle.>Your response?Bump me to first class, or no deal.>>2904892Never give up a first class seat.
A bunch of schoolgirls in Tokyo were pointing at me and whispering. Honestly? I've never felt so validated. I am officially the definition of 'Kawaii'.
>>2904362I don't mind switching as long as I don't lose out from it. For long haul that means economy plus aisle in a reclinable seat. No real preference about row, however. Happy to keep that standard or move up, but fuck you if you think I'll go down from there after paying for it.>>2904469One time at Yoshinogari Historical Park I even got an "I love you". it's a nice feeling
>>2904362Wear headphones and a scowl on your face.
>>2904406Most people look dumb on photographs. Especially teenagers. Stop posting pictures of teenagers anon.
>>2904362I'll do it for $40
>>2909746They're also not allowed to do makeup or be especially styled. The rule is to be plain
Nobody where I'm from cares about assigned seats, people who do are assumed to be tourists or jeered at by children. Anywhere there are more people then staff is a social place, people make themselves at home, but nobody makes a shit. If you need someone in uniform ask you be polite you are like... not a good person.
>>2910378What third world shithole are you from?
>>2904362find me another open window seat
>>2904406Just going by their looks and fashion, I'd have to guess this is a class/school from a more rural area.
>>2909812Graduation day is the only day when makeup is allowed.
>>2910535It feels less like a rural school and more like a low hensachi school
>>2904362>"Why are you asking me, a single row seat to move? No seat is next to me"Fake narrative to rage bait children haters.
>>2904362All these replies are about as unfunny as an AI joke.
>>2910387Southwest Airlines is open seating
>>2904362>"Sure, as long as you don't put me between couple of niggers! Haha!"
>>2904888Those were Pakistanis
>>2912887not anymore
>>2904362Ok but I wanna fly the plane the rest of the trip.
>>2904362I'd give my seat up. Traveling can be scary or exciting for kids. Better to keep them together.
