Going to Amsterdam tomorrow, what are some good places where i could find fellow autists?
>>2905106Do:>Ping Pong show in the Red Light District. Make friends with the Black guys there, they have the legit hook-ups.>Smoke weed everywhere you go, such as Vondel Park or outside Amsterdam Centraal (it's legal, so nobody cares)>Eat mushrooms and hang out on the Damrak (also legal so you won't have any issues)>Grab some beers and drink on the canals. Kebab if you are hungry.Avoid:>art museums. They are all overpriced and very gay.>bicycles. Again, overpriced and very gay.>daytrips. All of the action and fun is in Amsterdam. Going anywhere else is a waste of time and dutch transport sucks ass.Also, the cold approach works very well if you are trying to hook-up with local dutch women during your trip. Chatting up attractive female strangers in the street is surprisingly common in the Randstad. Best of luck, OP
>>2905125>art museumsThe art museums in Amsterdam are top tier.
>>2905106>find fellow autistsWeird, I usually try to avoid them in real life because I already see more than enough of them here.
>>2905125>Art museums>Overpriced The Rijksmuseum is €25 and has one of the best collections of any national museum in the world, what are you smoking? (well, besides the obvious given Amsterdam)On that note, it is very funny as an American used to legal weed everywhere how gaga Euros go over OMG WEED in Amsterdam
>>2905289$30 is overpriced regardless of the art quality. Who would even notice the difference in art quality except an expert Fuck Amsterdam, and fuck all western Europe tripled the price of everything to pay for the importation of 50 million rape apes. Its double or triple the price of Japan im going there instead
>>2905297You have never had a passport, you have never had a job or girlfriend, all you know about the world outside your mom's basement you learned from your fellow virgin neets of /pol/.
Im going there next monday and I'm a fellow autist
>>2905125More info on the ping pong?
Grab an edible of the strength you are comfortable with and hop on a train to Haarlem (less than 20 minutes). Sit on a bench by the canal and relax for a while. Head into the square of Haarlem and find a bar with street seating. Order a trappist ale and sip on it leisurely. Head back to Centraal once you've finished relaxmaxxing. Immediately hop on the tram to Artis. Go to the zoo, see some animals. Hop on the tram back to Rembrantplein, walk up Herengracht and go to the Cat Art Museum. Pet the kitties there and look at the art collection for an hour.
