Planning a two-week solo vacation to France in April of 2027. >low-budget (about 4500 USD including airfare)>I like art, history, and meeting folks, especially locals but other tourists are cool too>Je peux comprendre relativement bien français but can't speak it very well at all (part of the point of the trip is to get better at the language)The current rough plan is:>Monday 1, hop on a flight from New York and land in Paris>Tuseday 1, do stuff in Paris>Wendsday 1, hop on a bus/train to Bordeaux>Thursday 1 through Sunday 1, do stuff in Bordeaux >Monday 2, hop on a bus/train to Toulouse >Tuseday 2 through Thursday 2, do stuff in Toulouse >Friday 2, hop on a bus/train to Lyon>Saturday 2 and Sunday 2, do stuff in Lyon>Monday 3, hop on a bus/train back to Paris and fly back to NYSound doable or no? Any ideas for stuff to do appreciated. General tips also welcome. Your own stories about French travel would be cool to see too. Let's just make this a general French tourism thread
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>>2906508France used to be known for rude French people. Now it's known for violent thieving Africans. I was gonna go there but opted for Japan which is half the price and I can relax among civilized people
>>2906531Je ne visiterai pas le Japon avant que j'apprends un peu du japonais.
Not what I would do. Go to Rome instead in April. Rome, Florence, Bologna, Verona, Venice. Better art, better history, better people.
>>2906531>Now it's known for violent thieving Africans.No it's not. On the other hand, you are known as the /pol/ virgin who has never left his home state.>opted for JapanNo you didn't. You have never had a passport.
Sounds like a solid plan, although you could squeeze in some more places if you feel like you're not too rushed:>Carcassonne>Beziers>AvignonYou could do one or more of these between Toulouse and Lyon.
>>2906508That's a lot of big cities but I guess it's fine if you want to do museums and stuffBonjour/s'il vous plaît/merci is non negotiable, that's basic politeness here and you will get the rude french people if you don't do that
>>2906508why France? more interesting places in Europe to visit. I'd go for Germany or the UK instead.
>>2906638Both are diverse shitholes full of head choppers but at least Germany is more affordable
>>2906508>I like art, history>1 day in Pariswhy would you do this?do more days in Paris, if you like art and history Paris has basically everyand the incredible high value basic stuff (Musee d'Orsay, Louvre, Versailles) already takes more than a day>Paris -> Bordeaux -> Toulouse -> Lyon -> Paristhat's a lot train rides, at least there should be a TGV connection between all those3 of those connections are nearly a full day travel (>5h train ride)and the cities themselves are not that great...your trip will be much better if you cut out a location and focus on ONE region instead (so Paris + Region)just a few examples, depending on what you are interested in exactly>Normandy & BrittanyMedieval stuff like Bayeux Tapestry / Mont-Saint-Michel and impressionist (Giverny, Honfleur)Rouen would be a good first starting point>The Loire ValleyRenaissance, lots of castles like Chenonceau, Chambord and Amboisegood starting point: Tours>Alsacetimbered villages with cool historybigger cities are Strasbourg and Colmar>Provencelots of Roman stuff (Nîmes arena, Orange, Pont du Gard), also Van Gogh/Cézanneeither go to the south like Carcasonneor east to the Côte d’Azur start in Avignongenerally get a rental car as soon as you leave Paris>~4200€ budget for 2 weeksnot even low budget, outside of Paris and in April (off season) that's mid range
>>2906639I found France to be extremely boring.
>>2906508>low-budget (about 4500 USD for 2 weeks)>visit a shitton of places, only cities>half of them aren't interestingDo Americans really
>>2906639Funny how you never told us which state you are from, /pol/ virgin.
>>2906855Why would that matter? I doubt its even the same anon.>>2906782Seriously though
>>2906508You should pack in 30-50 more destinations(like London, Madrid or Ankara that are not that far away) or you might end up accidentally seeing something.
I would skip Lyon for sure. If you are into history like WW1 and 2, stick to the north. You could make an entire trip with just Paris, Normandy, and maybe Brittany. People in Normandy were extremely kind and seemed to like Americans. As other anons have said, don't overdo it and cram too much into two weeks.
Coming in with my own France questions. Gonna have 7 days in Paris, one of which will be Jan 1st so a lot of closures probably. How many days should I spend on day trips? Was thinking 1 for a Normandy day tour, 1 for Versailles, and 1 for Rouen if I'm feeling it.
>>2906646>get a rental carAre these as much of an expensive pain in the ass to get there as in the USA? Because I'd probably rather just visit a few walkable *gasp* cities for a few days time.
Surprisingly, Paris was the least African city I visited in France because all the tourists help the ratio and the negroes are mostly segregated by costs to the outer suburbs
I went to Paris 20 years ago and it was a filthy, and very diverse shithole then. I can't imagine it's improved at all.Bon voyage!
>>2906646>>The Loire Valley>Renaissance, lots of castles like Chenonceau, Chambord and Amboise>good starting point: ToursTours is good because it's well placed and all the chateaux except Chambord are in a 1 hour drive, but other than that it's not that interesting once you've seen Place Plumereau and the Cathedral. Amboise is better located and there is more stuff to see on site.