What do I do in Guam that isn't just strip clubs and partying/drinking?
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>>2913467the airport, so you can leave
>>2913467my cat looks like that
>>2913467Lots of cool WW2 sites. You can see the cave of the last Japanese to surrender in WW2, for example
>>2913467bump
>>2913482why do you even have a party birthday hat and it seems a bit wrong to put it on a cat, even if it is its bday
>>2913485I heard there's some cliff jumping/diving, would you recommend that?
>>2913488One time I tried to tie a coin loosely around the neck of my cat with twine because the Japs say it's good luck and she just got annoyed and wiggled out of it
>>2913493kek, very based cat
scuba diving and hiking?
>>2913491These are on any tropical island, but sure go ahead. Theres lots if general island stuff you can do, but don't miss out on the unique stuff, at least I wouldn't
>>2913493The cat sensed your attachment to the material and shirked the âmortal coil.â
>>2913467>drive around >nice beaches>go snorkel>eat seafood>sit in the sand>then go to palau
What is the BEST food in Guam that isn't gross slop?
>>2913548Do they have an In & Out burger?
>>2913488>why do you even have a party birthday hat and it seems a bit wrong to put it on a cati think it's ok. i read a whole book about a cat wearing a hat once. i think they even made it into a film
>>2913605an entire book about a cat wearing a hat? that sounds preposterous
>>2913633now you mention it anon it does sound rather far fetched. i mean the book also had a talking fish in it too. and wow that fish was a fucking killjoy
>>2913658Sounds Sus, the guy probably even was a doctor, which is even more silly
>>2913548I've never been but do they put spam or other processed meats in meals like all these other pacific islands? its fucking gross, you go to the supermarket and its not even that much cheaper either which makes me wonder why they love it so much
>>2913665Yeah so can I get (good) food in Guam that isn't just rice or spam?
>>2913467Go to K-Mart.Also, go snake whacking. The green tree snake is an imported pest species. You can kill as many of them as you can find.
>>2913665>which makes me wonder why they love Spam so muchIt tastes close to human meat (aka "long pork"), reminding them of their cannibal ancestors.No, I'm not joking. That's really why they love Spam.
>>2913467is this the cat thread?