you'll pay anyways, paypigger - edition
>>2915937>you'll pay anyways I stopped going when they dropped the tourist visa to 30 days
>>2915941I find it funny how some people act like a 30 day limit is a literal holocaust, when I've never had a vacation longer than 2 weeks. If I had over a month of free time, no way I'd spend it all in one place anyway. This policy changes nothing for most people
>>2915954>If I had over a month of free timeWhat if you had a year? What if you had a decade? Would flying to a new country every two weeks still sound as appealing?
>>2915972>What if you had a year?If I had a year of free time I'd do a whole world tour. I don't know when I'd ever have free time like this again.>What if you had a decade?At this point I guess you're implying full on digital nomad or retirees, in which case, you might as well settle down somewhere long term as a base, and at that point, you probably don't want a tourist visa
>>2915937So $40 instead of $20? Who cares
>>2915972Hard truth: Thailand doesn't have enough to do for a full week, much less a year. It's the least exciting country in Southeast Asia.
>>2915954>I've never had a vacation longer than 2 weeksgrim
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2916031I never was in Philippines. Is that fun if I don’t care about prostiTuTes?
Anyone been to Crazy House recently? I just want to oggle at some boobies without being constantly pressed for drinks, but I heard post covid, all the bars became much pushier.
>>2916115The nature is better in the Philippines, definitely.
>>2916023Look at this falang doing whataboutism. It about principals. Thai can either stop doing their full on chauvanistic gay nationalism shit or they can admit they live in a shithole. Can’t have both.
>get folded like a pretzel during thai massage>when we're done joke to the masseuse I'll just get an oil massage next time >"no, you big body, not need oil"It this some aryuvedic bullshit or did she just straight up call me too fat for an oil massage.
>>2916136Historically oil was made from whale blubber. She's saying since you have a big body you don't need oil for your massage because you are already full of oil. Question though, when she massaged you did she try and finger your belly button? When one tries to drill for oil via the belly button it implies she might have done this before. Did she succeed in fetching the oil or were you still dry during your massage?
>>2916136Come on you fat fuck do you EVEN have to ask?>>2916139He knows.
I have been on vacation since 2021
Why are there so many westerners in Uniqlo?
>>2916497I know I'm fat, retard but how the fuck does that prevent me from getting an oil massage?
>think of grabbing a PSP for nostalgiafagging's sake>read everywhere that Mega Plaza is the place to be for retro shit >I go there and there's like 3 stalls that actually sell PSPs>higher priced than Western second hand market even after haggling them downWhat a fucking meme
>>2916509Steam deck and emulation. Thais are literally tech illiterate.don’t be a dumb farang.
Who's in Chang Mai and wants to do to the monks trail?
>>2915954Anon I dunno if you are aware but this. is a pretty grim statement. You need to save up some money and go on a long pecker pilgrimage>>2915999weird take locationtard >>2916031This is a true statement IF you don’t care about pecker play at all>>2916116You gotta sit as far back as you can anon and just keep saying “mai ow” and drink your drinks slowly >>2916527>chiang mai>wants to be a trekkoidCan’t mak this hit up
>>2916528Shut the fuck up fatties can't join anyways so you should shut your trap
>>2916135Duh, the only way Thailand will continue improving is to keep raising taxes until they are at First World levels for affluent tourists.
Just have sex with your gf
Bangkok is a reddit-coded city. >dude I just love the hustle and bustle! I totally feel like anthony bourdain when I'm getting street food at 1 in the morning! all the neon lights are like freakin blade runner dude!
>>2916528Why do all your responses reek of virginity?
>>2915937I wish foreigners had to pay 500usd to enter and exit the airportImagine the smell after that law
>>2916586Aware me where I can unload my big biharii crew to land
>>2916509basic supply and demand. third worlders never got official releases of most consoles so they are exotic import items. USA got tens of millions of PSPs. idk about psp but I heard the vita is trending on tiktok which caused the prices to reach insane highs
Talking about consoles, is that safe to buy Switch 2 in Pattaya?
>>2916707>I went to pattaya to buy a switch
>>2916707don't buy that shit come on man
>>2916707And people nip at my heels for constantly calling everyone a “dork faggot”Hmph!
>>2916810Because you are a loser
>>2916707Based
>nobody leaves until i'm done raping the country in front of you!
Imagine how much semen is spilled in Pattaya every day
>>2917017Does that turn you on?
>>2917019Kinda
>Vietnam will never take tour-ACKServes somchai right, maybe these thais will actually learn hospitality again.
>>2917045You get a 90 day visa with Vietnam, and it's cheaper than Thailand. If Vietnam gets rid of their shitty/buggy e-visa system, it's pretty much over for Thailand
>>2917045Oh no, they have one million less jeets coming in on a tourist visa and staying illegally to set up a scam business? How will they survive?
Why do so many weirdo uggos go to Thailand? It's one of the best places in the world, but some few spots are overrun by ugly, poor farangs
>>2917075Fat, bald boomers in Thailand or autistic troon zoomers in JapanI can't decide which is worse
>>2917077Wish they would just stay at home
>>2917052>he needs a visa to Vietnam
>>2917075Easy and cheap sex
>>2917081Wish those ugly losers would just learn that you can jack off for free and stay out
>>2917075You must be one of them if you're always surrounded by them kekek>b-but I'm a little above averageThat's what every one of them likes to think.
>>2916539If people wanted to go to Japan, they'd go to Japan. Thailand is supposed to be the lawless wild west for muay thai fighters and beer belly pensioners riding around on motorcycles and bribing immigration and police. Honestly, no one will want to go to thailand if they become another homogenous "developed nation". Why would I go to Thailand instead of Singapore, Hong Kong, or Japan at that point? It's entire appeal is that its lawless.
>>2917075I’ve spent months on Facebook dating and I only matched with a fat single mom. I jerked off to her butt pics in granny panties and then lost interest
>>2917096Thai hookers are the most nonchalant about their job. They have excellent customer service and let you hit it raw more often than not
>>2916116The bars are way less pushy. Before you couldn't accidentally catch a girl's eye without her coming over, now they rarely bother the spectator
>>2917080>Duration: Visa-free stays generally range from 14 to 45 days depending on your nationality (some specific countries like Chile or Panama are allowed up to 90 days)lol are you Chilean? My condolences.
>>2916707>>2916806>Andlew, you barfine for boom boom. Why you play bing bing wahoo? Can boom boom ka?
>>2917197Now I’m going to buy Switch 2 just to visit bars with it.
>>2917230Take it to Nana so you can look annoyed as you wave them away for bothering you for money.
I'm doing a brief trip to Thailand next month as part of a combo to Korea and Hong Kong. Current plan is to spend 4 full days in Bangkok, not counting one arrival (~4pm) and one departure (~1pm) day. I've got the option to extend but I can't really do more than a week. Is this a reasonable amount of time? I'm not going for any particular reason, just going to see the sights, see the "sights", eat the food, and wander around.
>>29173934 days is perfect, it really is a horrible place
>>2917395>browses Thailand general>tells people Thailand is horribleI think you're gatekeeping Thailand and just don't want everybody to find out how good it is.
>>2917446Nah it really did get overpriced. There no gatekeeping anymore since it such a popular destination.
>>2917464I was just making a dumb joke.
>>2917464As travelers get older, they want better quality food and more comfortable rooms. Of course Thailand has gotten a lot more expensive...for you. But the country in general has seen prices rise more slowly than a whole lot of other semi-developed countries around the world.
>>2917544>As travelers get olderThey want cheaper hookers
>>2917075Western sex pests are the lowest form of humanity
>>2917721No I'm not.
>>2917656Better, not cheaper.
Night hunters in the streets tonight
>>2917721Where does this opinion come from? Browns angry because their women are whores, or are they male feminists?
>>2917891It’s literally the same guy with the same exact syntax every time
>>2917889Conjures images of rape rats
>>2915941You can extend it to 90, you just have to go in to their immigration ministry a couple of times to ask.
>>2916116>I just want to oggle at some boobiesWhere are some good places in Pattaya for that? Last time I went (2019), it was a boring pathetic shade of its former glory. Most of the go-go bars along Beach Road had closed, there was just the one district, the hours were strictly limited to 7pm-2am, and the girls didn't even bother to dance, they just kind of swayed a little as they stood on stage.2009 was live sex shows with girls fucking each other with sex toys and then eating each other out in oil-filled kiddie pools.>>2916023>$40 is $20 x 1.5ngmiUsed to be 500 baht not all that long ago, which was about $15.
Can I fly in on a 60 day visa, get the 30 day extension for 1900 thb, then run across the bridge to Laos and back for a new 60 day visa, and get the 30 day extension on that one too?
>>2917974No you retard. They are hella cracking down on this.
>>2917974>>2917976they are cracking down on tourism and long stay foreigners because the hooknoses siezed control of a thai island. Too many international drugs mafias were growing deep roots in Thailand. The source of the drug money is tourists coming for the drugs parties.It was ok when it was just old coomers emptying their sacs in young thai women, but young druggies have caused major long term policy against tourism.
>>2917721can u imagine how good the old smelly barnicled white oap feels emptying a wad of diseased rotten cheese slime inside a immaculate sobbing thai maiden's vag, knowing that he's forever ruined her with a medley of old STDs that will redden, hack, and burn away her vaginal walls, cervix and uterus?Why didn't u save her from these rancid old farts?
>>2918011>>2917976So is 90 days the limit now? How long do you have to fuck off for before they'll let you back in?
>>2918089The rule is: its at the discretion of the immigration control officer that reviews your requests to extend your tourist visa; and they are currently under pressure from the government to reduce tourism. So only 30 days is a certainty with longer stays getting steadily less likely.
>>2918108The original tourist visa is 60 right?
I thought Thailand changes PMs every year.
>>2917974Ignore the other retards here. In short--yes. But they are indeed getting stricter on this, doing it on your own is likely no longer a viable option. These days, you'd be wise to go through an established service. Because they have many years of rapport with the police, and know where to go and not to go (and how much to pay). You're basically paying for them to do it all for you, all you have to do is stand in line and hand the officers your passport. Make sure you fill out the forms exactly as you're instructed. Make sure the pictures match their requirements exactly. If it says a white background, it MUST be; if they say wear a button-up, you MUST wear one (or get it photoshopped on like most ppl do).Up til around 2015 you could actually do same-day visa runs, but those are gone now. For a new TR visa you need to stay overnight while they "process" your visa (it's really just to get a different date on the stamp). This hotel will be included in the cost. The only thing you cover is any extra food (you often get two meals included) you like or beers at night or whatever.I don't want to post any of the contacts here publically, but there are a few ones on Line that are professional and have been running this game for well over a decade. There's the well-known one in On Nut for example, they have never failed me. Get their contact, show up at like 4am by the Lotus and bring the cash they've asked for.
>keep hearing how people complain about Russian tourists>wasn’t bothered by them at allAre they actually that bad?
>>2918129They're not bad. There's just a lot of them, especially since the war, and they're almost always loaded. They tend to congregate in clusters, and have no interest in Thai culture. They're just there to buy condos and hang out on the beach and drink. Only really noticeable in Pattaya or Phuket. But they're not actively destroying the country or anything. Unless you count organized crime, in which case sure they are definitely involved (esp in Pattaya), but to me that feels like a silly point since they didn't introduce organized crime to Thailand. They just joined the pool.
>>2918129Russian tourists are great just like Americans, best in the world
>>2918089You can only enter Thailand twice a year over land. No such limits on arriving by air.
The rain is pretty long today
>>2918133Which really sucks because overland is fairly fucking chill. I do the train from KL to Hat Yai for a few days then up to Bangkok, was good fun. Get some edibles and a shitload of food/beer for the train, purchase a private cabin, watch movies getting smashed all night.Crossing the border into Thailand is relaxing by train
>>2918137It's not too bad overnighting in bumfuck nowhere Laos, either. They take you to some tiny border station no one's ever heard of. After you submit your papers, you're free to just enjoy your afternoon/night. I bought a bag full of beer and got drunk with some western qt, then I went out to a bar in the neighbourhood and talked to a Laotian qt. I'm married though, so I try not to smash. But getting drunk and flirting can still be fun. The room at the hotel wasn't bad either.
>>2918123>On Nut
>>2918139Laos might unironically be my favorite country.
>>2918144Bobby Hill…
>>2918123>ignore the other retards heretranslated into english this means u now need to go thru specialist agents to be sure of a visa extension, wheras before u could do it yourself.It's more $$$
>>2918130>organized crimeyep. I briefly got in with a couple of Russians and they simply saw nothing wrong with smuggling drugs around, it was like they were buying fruit and veg from the local store and punting it on. They were different to American dealers who had a hunted and guardedness about their person and their dealing.
>>2918123how much is it?
>>2918199More than you can afford pal
Niggers out here trying to insult fellow anon than greedy somchais wtf? there are plenty of other destinations to have fun at while thailand throws a hissy fit. don't let these retarded browns get uppity to their farang masters.
The Thai government used this image as if they're good at doing their jobs. What the fuck is the point of the preflight approval dataminning if they still have the worst lines in the whole fucking world. Why do people still go there. You're more retarded the junta faggots in charge if you go there.
>>2918243its just chinks and jeets that have nowhere else that lets them in
>>2918243Was in the big line once. It’s really random
>>2918195You guys don't really fuck with hard drugs in SEA, do you? I'm not a prude but I feel like you need to have given up on life to do this.
Which five star hotels near Patong are actually worth a damn?
>>2918243Good thing they have a priority line for those flying business class. It's not well advertised and rather hidden, so you need to know about it.
>>2918292>five star hotelsWhy even come to Thailand for that?
>>2918302Because you can get excellent value for five star hotels in Thailand?
>>2916075Based
>>2918312What's the point though unironically?
>>2918195Yeah, because they know they are literally above the law via connections and money, it's still a hassle, though.>>2918275Define hard drugs? I couldn't imagine being in the scene without at the very least doing C or K. Every successful person I've ever met does this. Every business owner, every actual model, every carrerist, pundit, socialite etc. If you're in the game you gotta play ball.Used to be a couple of times a week when we rolled the deepest.>>2918199Can't give you an exact number because I haven't needed it for three years or so. Get in contact with the groups, they'll send you a list. Before it was maybe around 5k B
>30>didn’t become rich IT guyI will never have a cute hooker wife…
Is there much risk for housekeeping or someone to rummage thru my hotel room and steal shit ?Most hotels have safes that are indeed safe for cash and passport correct??
>>2918363>Is there much risk for housekeeping or someone to rummage thru my hotel room and steal shitthat's always a risk, however slight. don't leave obvious shit lying around. doesn't matter what country
>>2918363They can break into those safest very easily. I had my creditcard details stolen from one by the hotel belhop
Sneaky fucking thais, they moved the international tax and subsidized the localized one.
>>2918377>>2918381So whats the better strategyKeep valuables hidden inside bags and shit so the only way they can get to them is by digging thru the bag which would make it obvious they rummaged thru it and for them to be punished, and thus prevent them from being a nigger?
>>2918398Carry them with you. There is no perfect solution.
Anyone traveled to Yangon in myanmar?
What are the best cities/towns in Thailand for meeting cute, sweet, natural, girl-next-door type ladyboys? I don't like Bangkok and I'm not into hookers.
>>2918495there are plenty of troons in western countries. you dont need to go to all the way to rural thailand to get fucked by a guy in a dress.
>>2918498Western troons are shit tier. Thai ladyboys are the god tier and I want one of them to be my gf. Also I haven't been in the west in three years.
>>2918500Wherever you are I guarantee that within a 15 mile radius there is some perverted faggit willing to put on a dress and fuck you in the ass.
>>2918512Why would you pretend not to know the difference between this and a ladyboy? Everybody else understands the difference so I don't get the point. You should try ladyboy sex, unironically. It's really nice.
>>2918528>Everybody else understandsgo outside
>>2918398>cash, cards, passport, etckeep it on your person, there are plenty of concealable travel wallets designed to prevent pickpocketing >bulky electronicsa safe is fine, not much point in worrying about someone breaking into a safe. if it happens, you weren't going to stop them anyway >jewelryprobably not much point in taking this along, but a separate lockbox in the safe should be fine
>>2918384how poor are you?
>>2918540pickpocketing is a meme. just keep your wallet in your front pocket, not the back like a retard.
I don’t get one thing about Thailand. There is so much going on about herbs, health and cleansing. But at the same time there are so much dirt and unhygienic stuff.
>>2918618>I don’t get one thing about Thailand. There is so much going on about herbs, health and cleansing. But at the same time there are so much dirt and unhygienic stuff.They are half Indian, half Chinese. What do you expect.
>>2918618>herbs, health and cleansingThis is just to fleece white women, right?
>>2915937They’re doing this to limit the number of chinks and jeets without sounding racist which is why it affects every nationality
Hello there. I was born as a 5 foot midget with incurable acne ridden skin.My saving grace was being born into wealth, and at least I'm white.During the harsh winters I hole up in my neetcave, getting maximum comfy.Once the cold subsides, I leave my natural habitat in order to inseminate as many bug eyed brown women as possible. The uglier the better.By combining my bottom tier dna with that of the least desirable thai foids, the offspring that comes forth is of an extraordinarily abominable quality. With every impregnated womb, I am causing irreversible damage to the future of the entire human race.My endless progeny will act as my revenge, long after I've perished.
>>2918541Imagine getting robbed and thanking somchais for the privliege. either a somchai himself or a retard.
>>2918495pls respond
>was on massage>she started to walk on me>at some point she put foot on my head so I couldn’t move and made me kiss her another foot>laughedIs that normal experience?
>>2918708I'd happily pay $500 a year to have people like you barred from entering thailand. It would be a privilege and I would thank somchais whoever they are.
>>2918719why are third worlders obsessed with trying to bring their oogah boogah caste shit into everything
>>2918712lol putting your foot on someone's head is literally the ultimate disrespect in thai culture, but up to you if you care desu
There are a lot of cute girls in Tops/7-Eleven. Have you ever hang out with them?
>>2918732SAAAR U LADIES MAN YES
>>2918730Im assuming it these sneaky ways they do it so they can one up farangs.
>>2918750Stupid cunt. It was very serious answer
>>2918547You are way more likely to get pickpocketed in Europe than Asia.There's bagsnatching on motorbikes but it's not common, more random opportunists, usually drug addicts.
>>2918312>responding to the constantly seething paypig posterThailand and Malaysia have amazing value for 5 star hotels, its not even much of a bump from cheaper places.
>>2918763No it is not. Only an indian or an incel thinks a 7/11 wage slave wants to be harassed by horny tourists.
I am envious of thai men who keep their retarded women so easily on the leash. I dont know how such massive losers (objectively speaking) get women to pay for them and simp for them.How does skinnyfat chain smoking Somchai with his squished pan face and motorcycle taxi job keep his bitch in line like that? Is it that monkey people understand how to monke, and we have forgotten?
>>2918778>westfags obsessed with looks like a woman >dont know how to act
>>2918782>stinky currycel thinks this is his chance to slip the knife inLmao
>thailand for work>know nothing about it>remember 2 weeks into the trip jbc is a thing>download tinder>out at a club one night with girl>she acts retarded playing hard to get>gets drunk as fuck for attention or something>in the taxi she's falling asleep or maybe blacking out, idk>taxi driver and hotel doorman dgaf>she sleeps on the couch>next morning>pass a pair of boomer colleagues while leaving the hotel with her
>>2918818>jbcjust be curry
>>2918778Thailand has a female surplus. It’s basically the opposite of the west. There are already more women than men, and there is an extremely large population of gay men/ladyboys. So single, straight men are difficult for many women to find.It’s why it’s easy as fuck for young farangs to date here. If you’re not an absolute mess, you can easily find a wife
>>2918618Thai people are clean as fuck. There’s dirt everywhere because it’s always raining, and Thai people don't clean shit that isn’t theirs. If you ever go inside their homes, or even just look at their food stands or anything else, it’s super clean. Cleaner than your dump of a house
>>2918778By being restrictive and harsh. They treat their women worse, keep side pieces and go out spending their money on alcohol and gambling. The most basic answer is culture; in Asia, being a single woman is a fate worse than death. Your social value as a female is tied to family. If you have a decent man, decent parents, in-laws, and at some point kids, you've achieved your part. If you're a single woman in her 30s you've done fucked up bad, and her own family will let her know any chance they get. Being with a guy who fucks around is better than being alone. My sis-in-law is a very attractive young girl (20) in law school. Her boyfriend is a wannabe rapper from the boonies who moved to bkk to live with sis and their mom. He doesn't work, has no money and smokes weed all day in their home. But he has dreads and looks pretty cool on social media for 2k followers on IG (which is nothing), so that's enough for the in-laws who work to provide a home, food, weed+travel money for him. The mom wakes up at 3am to sell onions milk on the street, btw. Sis works weekend evenings at a resto between uni.
>>2918827>onions milkCraziest auto correct of my life. I meant onions milk. But now I'm really curious about the concept of onion(s) milk.
>>2916509There’s this huge misconception that foreign imported goods are for some reason cheaper in Thailand. No they aren’t and you’re retarded. Many things are more expensive here. A PlayStation will cost the exact same as it does anywhere else in the world. The only cheap shit in Thailand is off brand stuff that was made here or imported from a poorer country.Also, there are plenty of well off, wealthy, and even super rich Thai people that have all kinds of niche interests. Thailand isn’t some third world dump and it’s getting more and more developed every year.
>>2918828It’s a filter that’s been on this site for more than a decade, friend.
>>2918828Newfag
>>2918778Its very common across SEA. They have no prospects other than porn. The ones university educated and speak english are the global market.
>>2918772You should also keep your wallet in your front pocket in Europe. It's just a more secure and logical place for it no matter where you are.
>>2918829>Thailand isn’t some third world dump
>>2918877It isn’t. The wages are low but the cost of living is also really low. Thailand has a lower poverty rate than the US, and a middle class comparable to most western countries. They have decent infrastructure, decent homes, decent neighborhoods. Yeah of course there are poor areas and the people there are very poor, but that’s not even close to how a majority of people live.
>>2918879the middle class in Thailand is even (in relative terms) as up to their eyeballs in debt as the American middle class
>>2918884This is one thing I can say for myself. I might be a poorfag but I have no debt. Not to be antisemitic or anything but I just think living on credit is retarded.
>>2918895depending on cash flow and the trajectory of your currency value, not living on debt is more retarded. just depends on inflation and the cost to borrow
>>2918877That nigger can't be serious, Thailand is a huge dump would a middle class that being squeezed cause thais have that fake ass face culture shit.
>>2918830>>2918831Sorry. I'm an old school user. I was here when the site launched and stopped visiting around 2012. Some things seems to have shifted around.
>>2918911There is a middle class yes pumped with debt. If there was a downturn they would get demolished. It already happened in indonesia. Vietnam is experiencing huge bursts of gdp expansion which has made leveraging up on debt attractive but it also means if they slip their economy will tumble for years
>>2918911A lot of the weird culture stuff you read online about Thailand is so old and out of date. Thai people born after like 1990 all have most of the same cultural norms as western people.Thailand also isn’t a fucking dump, I’m not sure if you’ve been here lately or not. Many buildings look old and worn out but that’s more to do with monsoons than money.
>>2918884Sure but what does that have to do with the standard of living? Thailand is actually quite high on the human development index. People that claim this country is third world are relying on old data. The fact is this country has made massive leaps and strides in the last 30 years to modernize.
>>2918987So have most Third World countries.
>>2918823Bullshit, the only female surplus is in 50 year old hags. Even not counting transient visitors there is a death of prime pussy in Thailand. So can we stop pretending it's a pussy paradise? I never even came close to getting laid there
>>2919001i just did a tour of indonesia malaysia philippines thai korea taiwan (also turkey portugal brazil). thailand is by far 100x most girls you can get and i dont just mean payingfor it
>>2919009how did you try
>>2919010Forgot to mention im the white incel from pol all my knowledge of women is from reading incel blogs
>>2919001Says more about you than Thailand to be honest. I never got laid in the US. I came here, tons of matches on tinder and eventually met my wife. I’ve been coming here for years and I always see nerdy ass white dudes holding hands with beautiful Thai girls. Also depends on what you’re doing too. It’s very easy to get laid, a little harder to find a partner but not hard if you have a plan and the right attitude. If you came here and got zero pussy you’re probably a mess or put in absolutely zero effort.
It's always unfortunate when good looking people age poorly, I call it "pretty boy syndrome", because pretty boys usually start looking like shit once they start approaching their late 30sThis shit is brutal. I went through Thai women fighting over me because I was gorgeous to women crossing the street when they see me. Fucks your head up. Gonna have to do p4p me thinks.....
>>2919105Have you gained weight? Asia is probably the worst place to be fat. I'm 34 and thought I just aged out of the market. Since losing ~30lbs/14kg, the attention I get from women over there has skyrocketed.
>>2919125How fat are you talking? Just fat by Asian standards, or American fat? I'm the former, and old, and still get laid here without much trouble, but I reckon if I were a real serious fatass then it would be bad.
Don't think you are special for flying around the world to visit Southeast Asia. You sat in a chair for 30 hours and stepped off in Bangkok with ten thousand other foreigners, whoop de doo. That is not adventure or intrepid world travel. You gotta go overland hundreds of km from any international airport if you want to be a Real Traveler. It's not as easy as it seems; airports are everywhere.Try walking through hundreds of kms of Ubon slums before speaking to me.
>>2917393when we see you with a bunch of Pattaya bargirls we think "fucking loser"You're not stepping out of a Porsche with a 10 White girl and a blonde 3yo daughter in the backseat. You're flying thousands of miles from your suicide inducing nightmare life of unending failure to roleplay what it's like to live as someone who women find attractive. Brown, flat-faced Isaan girls that get cum dumped by Indians, niggers and old men.You are a loser. And no loud shouts of DERP!, drunken whore laughter or popping champagne will convince anyone you are a baller.
>>2919149What’s your personal life like?
>>2919166I'm stepping out of a Porsche with a 10 year old White girl as my wife and a blonde 3yo daughter in the backseat. I'm in my hometown (Appalachia) in my inspiration inducing dream life of unending success to rolemodel what it's like to live as someone who women find attractive. Pink, bumpy-faced Appalachian girls that get cum dumped by Indians, niggers and old Appalachian men.I am a winner. And loud shouts of DERP!, sober whore laughter and popping champagne will convince you I am a baller.
>>2919149>white girls that get cum dumped by Indians, niggers and old men.FTFY. Do you even leave the house back in your shithole city/town/neighborhood in the West?
Maybe I'm a dork, but I think Thai girls have cute eyebrows.
>>2919220I prefer Thai men.
>>2919222Thai dudes are so chill I feel a bit guilty about being there for the whores.
>>2919225I'm just there to have sex with Thai men.
>>2919227Can't do that in Appalachia?
>>2919228I only live my mythos there
>>2919227Are they really men if they wear skirts and call you handsum?
>>2919125Im turning 32 and yeah at 92kg@187cm women treat me as a chubby boy touching my stomach which I fucking hate the most out of anything.
>>2919258They have XY chromosomes so yes.
>>2919024>how to find women in X country?>muh phone appsGross. No, I'm not going to simp for an app e-girl in the hope of getting laid. I'm just not. And when you go out on the street in most of the country, you hardly ever see single girls. The teenies go out at night with their motorbike-riding boyfriends. Otherwise they stay inside all day engaging with their simp army.
>>2919322>Otherwise they stay inside all day engaging with their simp army.>>2919024>I came here, tons of matches on tinder and eventually met my wife.>simp army>matches on tinder... my wifeSimp secured.
Hey, white boy, give me your wallet. And dick!
>>2919338Sorry roastie, Thai men only.
>>2919339Aren't you afraid of getting diseases or finding some packed fudge? gross.You need soap to clean up bacteria and nobody puts soap there.
Is America so bad that even thai women want to go home?
>>2919373America is a place to make money, not to live well
Is Thailand a good place for a spiritualist seeking to get closer to Buddhism or in general just God? Most people talk about prostitution and clubs but I want to know the more spiritual side.
>>2919405Having sex with handsome Thai men will unlock your spirituality.
>>2919405You can larp as a spiritualist for social media like everyone else does for money. See bar girls going back to their village and slut posting doing village activities
Did the slumwalker who uses to frequent these threads actually get drugged up, pounded in the ass and woke up in a gutter or was it fake news?
Sex is overrated.
>>2919461Having sex and then jerking off to the memory years later is underrated.
>>2919461Sex with women is overrated. Sex with Thai men is underrated, no matter how good you say it is, because it's the best thing ever.
>>2919478Seems a bit gay though.
>>2919482Shut up idiot it's not gay if he's Thai.
>>2917096>Why would I go to Thailand instead of Singapore, Hong Kong, or Japan at that pointbecause half that list is hyper developed and thailand will still have best coaching/gym, will let you smoke weed and have most farm fresh groceries in the store.
>>2918130>I thought Thailand changes PMs every year.they are insufferably unignorable in Phuket (and Da Nang too now)
>>2919494That's just expats in general. You don't think concentrations of people from your country (whatever it is) are any less annoying and gay, do you?
Don't forget your potassium. A banana a day with a cute thai guy is good for your health.
>>2915937Im a retarded loser how do I become a fluent thai speaker
>>2919757Have sex with Thai men. Big buff strong Thai men, like a Sagat type. Have him be your father.
>>2919763Im the white incel from pol BTW in case you were wondering
The failing New York times did an article on Slumbo and his world journey.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/29/world/europe/karl-bushby-walking-globe-uk.htmlHe walked across the world and his final destination was his mom's house kek. "The tendies are calling, I must go...."
Slumbodian was spotted trekking in Pattaya
>>2919789Bet it was the tastiest plate of tendies ever, to be fair.
How do you guys cancel dinner reservations? After you've dined at an establishment a couple times?I really don't want other restaurants to know that I canceled dinner reservations, or had them in the first place.
>>2920147what are u coming here with fukup faggot questions like that? get off 4chan and get on normshit social media, or ask Ai.
>>2920147I think I've only ever had dinner reservations maybe two or three times in my entire life, and only in the west. Didn't even know they did that in SEA. While I kinda agree with >>2920152 I would expect it's no big deal to cancel in advance. I think they'd just be happy you didn't no-show on them.
I went to Koh Samui and Chiang Mai back in April/May and had a great timeI might do songkran next year, might change my itinerary and was thinking about doing Krabi (Ao Nang) - Koh Tao - BangkokHow's the party life in Krabi/Koh Tao compared to Koh Samui?
>>2920407Why don't you go somewhere actually original next time?
i see constant reports about thailand tourism taking a shit, so are things cheaper yet?
>>2920519define "original"
>>2920563I need to explain that? Never mind nigga, just carry on.
>>2920562It seems like Thailand defies the normal laws of supply and demand by attempting to offset the lower demand by increasing the price of supply because fewer people paying more means they break even or something. I dunno, I haven't even noticed desu but that's what they say around here. Everything is cheap in the places I go anyway.
There's a thai female influencer who i had sex with a few years ago. Made her cum 3 times and she was getting a bit too clingy. Anyway, I found her profile on instagram randomly and she has a big thai following and a white husband now. I also realized she's friends with a lot of other Thai girls who i had sex with during my time in thailand so im like, did i just fuck this girl's friend group using tinder without knowing or is bangkok just really small if you're Gen Z. Feels good knowing i boned them all , especially knowing the dirty shit we did that her husband wont know about, but im like lmao thai girls need to stop spreading their legs every second
>>2920604Nice larp faggot
>>2920604>influencerI'm not a Nazi but hypothetically if I were the Fuehrer of the Fourth Reich, they'd all be on the first trains to the gas chambers. I'd also ban the use of the word itself on account of it being too gay.
Has anyone here applied for the 60 day e-visa lately? I just submitted one with a plane ticket from Expedia that I cancelled right after printing the receipt, and similarly a room I booked for a couple nights in Bangkok with no prepayment and free cancellation, but they're telling me they need proof of accommodation for the entire stay plus a flight out of Thailand. Surely they realize most people on a two month vacation don't have all their hotels arranged in advance but should I just do more free cancellation shit? Will they accept it? I have no idea what my actual plans are yet.I know I can just enter visa exempt for 30 days and then extend it another 30 for a total of 60, but if I can make this work then I can extend by 30 for a total of 90.
>>2920678>they're telling me they need proof of accommodation for the entire stayYou can't be serious. What country is your passport?I was going to use that same visa in a few weeks.
>>2920687Burgerland passport
what about those big floods in bangkok, did they actually make any difference to the tourist/expat experience?
>>2918139Is crossing easy? I come in via the bkk airport and it's hell most times with immigration some points hitting an hour wait You'd think a whole train coming in at once in their smaller office would be bad but they just smash it out so quick knowing once it's done they can relax for 3 hours, the airports they go slow because it's a constant stream that never endsTrain crossings are relaxed, done the bus there once too and it's even more relaxed, but the train has way more soul, especially on the Thai side
>>2918243It's fucking insane going to Singapore or Taiwan which are far more strict than loose bkk and walking straight out in seconds through the autogates
>>2919125This is it, they're brutal about it. What is normal BMI in the west is not looked well upon.
>>2920705Probably because it's fucking disgusting. I don't look kindly upon it in the west either because fatties are PIGS.
>>2920705I'm in the "normal in the west but fat in Asia" bracket and I do fine. I've had girls take the piss a little bit but they also say my belly is cute. I dunno bro. I should lose weight but it's not a sexual handicap as far as I can tell.
Do ladyboys make good gfs?
>>2920985if you're down with the dick then yes
>>2920986I am totally down with the dick. Tbh I dunno why anyone who isn't down with it likes them at all.
Changs are going broke after the Korean stock market crash today. Korean pussy might be on the menu cheaper than Thailand.
>>2920997Thai pussy is SOVL Korean pussy is soulless
>>2920986Based. How do they compare with normal gfs?
Are you going to take oofy doofy pictures like this for the ladyboy he was with for a few weeks?
>>2919789I wish I had that much energy. My parents drilled into me the importance of sitting still and behaving, unlike all my rebellious energetic siblings I accepted the discipline. And now as an adult that's what I do. They are all out there building careers, making big moves, etc. While I just sit still and behave on a bus or in a plaza.
>>2920562Check Agoda and see what discounts they are offering. Food and drink prices never go down.
Has Thailand been your favorite place you've visited so far on your travels...why or why not?
I will be in Chang mai from the 24 November, anybody there at the same time?
>>2921058The Peruvian coast is better than the Thai islands lelToo goddamn tourist-extractive for me. An endless flood of rich whites and jews going "OMG tropical island beaches here take all my money!"
>>2920997>average /biz/ poster
>>2917721>"NOOO he's tricking those women!"Look in the mirror, Dikshit. There's a reason you cannot date at home or elsewhere.
>>2921067Actually yeah I might be but I don't want to have gay sex with you. Only feminine penis for me.
>>2921213I just want to meet someone and maybe hike Do you want me to post discord?
>>2915937I hear Vietnams better these days. Thailand is overrun with tourists & the people who exploit them. Theres this pattern I see over & over again. Whenever we have anything good, its a matter of time until people pile in to ruin it & we have to move on. It just keeps happening.
>>2921238The internet has ruined travel like it's ruined everything else. It's too accessible to normies.
>>2921238>>2921270Yep. And assholes like T. Pretty sure I remember him posting that he was telling incels irl>dude just go to SEAbecause every fucking retard needs to go to places to make a mess and ruin it for others.
>>2921270certain places are still inaccessible. normalniggers have a hivemind that's easily exploitable>>2921274it's zero sum. if they go to SEA that means usa gets better
>>2921276Yeah they move out and indians, Mexicans, and Africans move in. Fucking great improvement.
>>2921279then move to india, mexico, or africa
>>2921281Checkmate atheists.
My fellow bachelor's, what's our plan for when we hit our forties? Are we gonna settle down with a brown native and support her family or are we dying with our half limp cocks inside a tight Thai teen?
>>2921284>what's our plan for when we hit our forties?Wait was I supposed to have a plan?
>>2920624not a larp
>>2920604>and a white husband nowlmaoooo>marrying a thai>Bangkok is small if you're gen zSupposedly it's just a relatively small subset of local women that will have anything to do with foreigners and they're usually money makers.
>>2921302This kind of.I've had plans in my life and they pretty consistently get fucked up bigly when they involve other people. I'm pretty much just going by feel and seeing what happens.
>>2921335I'm still doing that and I'm in my 40's now.
>>2921098is that pic of the Peruvian coast and it's just full of trash and shit? lol
>>2921238Where is best in Vietnam for women & beaches
>>2921387Yeah. Im in Peru right now traveling real cheap . I kind of like trash because im poor and everywhere I go from Miami where I stayed in the Haitians ghetto to Texas where I slept in a ditch by a truck stop to Panama to india and now Peru theres lots of garbage because I stay in extremely poor areas. Its pretty miserable but at least I dont have a house and have to live around rich white people
>>2915937Missed out on traveling in my twenties because it was never on my radar. I'm turning 30 this month and locked into work so much that I can only get two weeks off at most. I'll never get to go cooming like all the people itt until I'm like 45. I'm jealous'z fuck. Two weeks doesn't cut it.
>>2921424Don't be jealous of incels bro
>>2921425>The existence of a golem is sometimes a mixed blessing. Golems are not intelligent; if commanded to perform a task, they will perform the instructions literally. In many depictions, golems are inherently perfectly obedient.
>>2921284>are we dying with our half limp cocks inside a tight Thai teen?Considering some of the deaths of despair I've witnessed in my life; yea it's probably not the worse way to go.I've made peace with my failure to launch lifestyle. Plan is to just keep doing seasonal work and traveling to SEA/Thailand until it's no longer economically viable or my health fails me.
>>2921444do you do seasonal work in the United States? what kind of jobs do you find
>>2921444>or my health fails meWhat do you do in the 30 years it takes to die after your health fails?
>>2921336Based. I hope your finances are solid. We can roam and intrigue or annoy the locals until the end of time.
>>2921492Thanks bro, I'll always be a poorfag but I'll never be a brokefag, and that is enough, especially in SEA.
Going back in March for the lbsIn fact, I'll be doing that until I die
Dorkers with half a mil at age 30 make me want to kms.
>>2921516Hopefully its soon
>>2921520ye
I added a Thailand leg to the end of another trip I'm doing, just a few days. I'm not advertising it because I don't want to deal with the "Oh. Thailand, huh..." conversations. But the idea of having the Thailand stamp in my passport is starting to give me cold feet. I met a woman in September and it went pretty well. We're not actually dating but I'm just imagining that her (or any woman really) finding that in my passport. I think I'm just getting neurotic because on one hand there's no reason for anyone to ever go through my passport stamps unless I bring it up to them. On the other hand, that seems like the kind of cutesy "let's review your travels together babe :)" thing that is plausible woman behavior.
>>2921531Imagine being such a pussy bitch you care
>>2921519Thought you said you weren't posting here anymore until you get back to Thailand.
>>2921531Just buy some rope or let a lady boy crack
>>2921388Vietnam is either pure value or pure grift. No in between
>>2921452Most tourism/hospitality jobs outside of corporate hotel front desk stuff. Commercial electrician is also not a bad gig if picking up the trade is a practical option for you.>>2921456Become an absolute burden on the US government until they do something about it.
>>2921531I cringed so hard reading this I think my balls kinda moved around in the sack.
>>2921519you missed out on the K shaped economy, loser tardgaurdI'm stil in my early twenties btw and I could kick your ass because I do muay thai in chiang mai while you seethe about it at your little cuckdesk during the night shift
>>2921605You're early on in your trust fund payout is what you meant you fucking dweeb
>>2921609would you seethe less depending on where my money came from?
>>2921623You're not early twenties and that's a fake receipt of your net worth until proven otherwise you larping faggot
>>2921624Lazoids seething at a man of action
>>2921531its not the Philippines, calm downI've had colleagues go to pattaya over the weekend and the female boomer engineers just made a puzzled look, no big deal
>>2921658I read that as "female coomer engineers" at first and it was more fun that way.
>>2920678>>2920687Hey bro, update on this, the fake cancelled shit works. Buy a ticket in and a ticket out on Expedia, wait until you have your 6-digit reference numbers from the airline (takes a few minutes to a few hours), save the PDF receipt, and then immediately cancel the flights if you're not really going to use them. They have a 24 hour free cancellation policy and will refund your card. Use Booking, choose any hotel with no prepayment and free cancellation, book for your entire stay (ensure the dates match your flight), save that PDF receipt, and cancel that shit too. It's annoying but I got mine approved so evidently they don't go playing detective to see that it's cancelled.Alternately, just show up in Thailand visa exempt, but that's only 30 days, not 60, which is why I went to the trouble. You can add 30 days to either type of entry but only once (total of 60 or 90).
When Mynammar inevitably balkanizes will the thai passport bros migrate to the new countries?
>>2921714Sure, if I wanted to breathe in and listen to scooters all day and night I'd go to Southeast Asia.
>>2921715
>>2921717I'm just done with pollution. Sorry not sorry.
>>2921718Might as well stop polluting /thg/ then innit?
>>2921719I'll do that, when you stop using chatGPT, or flying across the globe every two weeks for your TikTok followers.
>>2921284I'm not gonna work hard just to enable lazy women or their Thirdie relatives to be comfy. I'm just not. The only reason for working is so I can be lazy and comfy living on savings...not sharing them with others. >but I don't pay for sexGet back to me when your live-in gf is paying her share of the bills.
>>2921722Hey now wait a goddamn minute, I fucking abhor both AI and TikTok. This was an unfounded accusation.
>>2921724So youre gonna stick your dick into diseased whores and play roulette until you lose? Because eventually you will get herpes or another incurable disease
>>2921731Herpes is a meme.
I miss my thai flings
>>2921747>took a pic of my Thai fling in this same spot
>>2921747Cute.
>>2921747>this is what incels travel across the world for