>I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING. YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT ON CAMERA FOR THE NEWSPAPER. ROSS PLEASE.
>YOU EAT SHIT!! YOU SUCK DICKS!!
enough with the goyslop "memes"
>>739306182KekI guess it's time to reply rdr1
funny how /tv/ is raiding /v/ because they were forced to confront the fact that shows are actually a lower form of entertainment than games
V has another resident schizo....
I'm sure this thread sounded a lot funnier in your head, OP.
>>739306182this was never said in the game
>>739306182>Edgar Ross?>You took a shit my father ate...
>>739306537It’s curious how only the goyslop franchises get these memes made for them…
>>739309092Yeah. Youre literally about to murder my relatives and the people I've loved the most, forcing me to go to a war for a country whose only resident I am. 7-8 Major world religions mocking a man who doesnt hurt a fly and whose only dream is just to raise a few kids, thousands of musicians mocking me, telling me that I'm a neutered slampig that has to be eradicated while you continuosly blast me with subconcious frequencies, even carry animals near woods where I reside to torment me, picture me as a hangable shit eater and a coward who will me memorized eternally as all your songs and deeds will be forgotten. Using me as the only slave of a society building and supporting sciences that do not exist, lying to an extent of periodic table and it's content and weaponry that you withold and use. And you're all doing this to a man who only dreams of having a family.
>>739308348hell yeah brother *puts on fedora*
>>739306182He sayed that
>>739309453"Omg he called us golems!!! Death to god!! ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR 6666 6666 55556666
>>739306182>>739306384Okay. What weird ass meme caused this board to start acting gayer than usual?
>>739309632god knows. assume its some retarded popular crap retards watchi would guess some marvel shit
/tv/ keeps trying to replica bane and sneed but it's just not gonna happen. your time has long gone.
>>739306182
>>739309632>>739309729The finale of the boys has an important character begging to be spared, saying "i'll do anything, ill suck your dick, you want me to eat your shit ill eat your shit on live tv"
I should of been the one to suck your dick, and fill your dark hole with shit.
>>739306182Go back /tv/ourist.
>>739309632Some edgy superhero TV show just ended.The writers accidentally made the main antagonist more likable than the protagonists, so in the final episode they humiliated him by having him beg for his life and offer to eat shit and suck dick. This is similar to how the second Joker movie had the Joker get raped in prison, to spite people who felt sympathy for the character.
>>739309632The character called Homelander from the /tv/ show called "The Boys" died and they're all sperging out about it. He loses his powers and offers to suck his killer's dick and eat his shit before being killed unceremoniously. Despite the character being used as an obvious satirical stand-in for right-wing chuds that the show-runners obviously wanted people to laugh at or despise for the entirety of the show, people are going crazy acting like his gross death wasn't the most predictable thing ever.And no, I don't even watch the show. I can tell all of this just by seeing the memes you idiots who do post.
>>739309513No game would ever have dialogue as juvenile as that when the main villain is about to die
>>739309843Well, was he sparred? Did he suck the dick and eat the shit?
>>739309986No, he got stabbed in the brain with a crowbar on the spot.
migatrannies are really buckbroken over this one huh
>>739309761>[FAILED] We will see how brave your are, sucking my dick nailed to the hoover dam, my ass turned west so you can eat my shit.
Nahh famalam this ain't slapping, Marston went to his death like a true 6'6 sigma giga chad against shabbo Edgar "Our greatest ally" Ross. Dutch vibes better as he had to flee to Tall Trees' mountains and live like a hobo incel probably sucking greasy mountain man d*ck (nothing wrong with that) after getting his squad vibechecked and smoked
>>739310024Stahp! I'll suck your dick Gordon. I'll eat your shit. Ack!
>>739310143My fucking sides
>>739306182I get the ending was bad, but this is really unfunny
>>739309229Kek
>>739309843>has an important characterjust say homelander, motherfucker deserved it
I never watched The Soi Boy's after season 2. So I don't get the meme. Thank God.
>Leftoid and cattle sucking Zionist Jewish dick because he wrote le Drumpf debasing himself or some other gay shit (I dunno I don't watch the show I just watch BigBunjeee's vids on it)The absolute fucking state.
>The most pathetic and degrading thing a man can be is gayPowerful message
>>739311219>"Do you know what the definition of insanity is? Sucking dick and eating shit over and over expecting shit to change. That is crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I sucked his dick. Ate his shit. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, sucking dick and eating shit... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way..."
you lost rightoid
The director's thinly veiled homoeroticism...
thirdworld brownoids having a melty because their sigma aryan daddy is dead
>>739311567Okay poojeet. That's clearly why even normies hate the ending
>standing with the fucking main antagonist to own the leftiesit's because of this kind of shit that we have pretentious retards thinking they are smart because they can read the room in a story
>>739306182kek.
I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING. YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? DUTCH PLEASE.
Worst meme in ages.
>>739312074I know the ending is being mocked, but as a whole it's not that funny
>>739306384>YOU SUCK DICK>it ain’t your fault you have to, to survive
>>739306182>>739311854They're already dead?You into necrophilia?
Is the comic anything like the show or is it some retarded Jew's degenerate reimagining of it?
>>739309935>accidentally made the main antagonist more likable I've not watched the show but I keep getting recommended clips on youtube. Do they only make clips of the parts where he's the biggest cunt in the universe and any time someone calls him out for it he murders them gruesomely
>>739306182He didn't say that
>Please let me eat your shit
>>739312403The latter
The comic was better.
>>739310229>With my dick and your shit, we'll make an excellent team!
At what point did the the writing become like a hazbin hotel episode ?I dont remember it always being this bad
>>739310962Unfortunately what happens when /tv/ gets a hold of a meme is they parrot it until it becomes the least funny thing in existence, and then after the second day of the meme they keep doing it more for several years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szg1aA0ZuJA&t=118si dont get why people are upset about homelander dying like this. it's in character
>>739312708took a turn somewhere around the orgy house season, so like season 3? I mean I liked that because it was so fucking wild but I thought they'd lean more towards good writing but season 4 I barely even remember and season 5 was a lot of filler. I'll likely forget wtf happened in season 5 in like a month, ending aside.
>>739312797I'm upset about a garbage show getting spammed on non related boards. At least Baneposting was funny (for me).
>>739312797It's shit, anon. here's your jew (you)
Daily reminder that you can't stop progress. "Woke" is just progress and basic human decency, women's rights queer rights etc. Even Japan is getting ready for legalizing gay marriage all of your bigot strongholds are falling. Pronouns are the industry standart now. You will never stop losing because you are a hateful little gremlin and you should follow your leader.
>>739312797How is season 5 overall? I was pretty disapointed by the last season.
>>739312889the boys will be remembered as a classic while bane posting will be remembered by bald gay millennials like yourself
>>739309935>This is similar to how the second Joker movie had the Joker get raped in prison, to spite people who felt sympathy for the character.This does seem to be happening an awful lot, especially these days.Oh, you mean we were supposed to hate Amelia? We were supposed to hate Joel? We were supposed to hate Archie Bunker? We were supposed to hate D-FENS?
>>739312797>iWell you see, retarded Indian marketer, the reason why people are shitting on you is not because they are “upset” but because you’re atrocious shilling is completely incongruent with reality.In reality, out of the billions of people on the planet, only an extremely small minority of them are familiar with a niche Amazon web series or whatever the fuck it actually is, so when you spam every single board with 30 threads acting like this property barely anyone gives a fuck about is the avengers, star war, and grand theft auto combined, it makes very little sense.You see? The problem is you assume anyone gives a fuck, they clearly don’t because apparently they ended this shit cause the ratings fell off
Keep your shitty /tv/ memes in your containment board.
>>739313105Yes, yes you were.
>>739312708s1 was one thing but it's honestly amazing how the show has endless scenes of dicks and men's asses and assholesit's not even juvenile, it's "maybe we should check his hard drive" levels
>>739313093First of all, I have a great head of hair. Second, this show is such garbage it's not even in the same league as B series like Babylon 5. I do admit I'm looking forward to all the actors from this show doing comic con photos for the rest of their lives.
>>739313105idk about the other characters but comparing Joel's character to Homelander's is wild lol
why are zoomers so obsessed with gay shit eating
>>739312797>could’ve had him beg for his life like a normal person>or actually have some good writing and make him revert back to his time in the bad room as a kid and start begging him to not turn up the furnace or something>no let’s just make it degenerate as possible and jump to sucking dick and eating shit because being overly degenerate is so mature and edgy!That’s why it’s being mocked. It feels like a 12 year old wrote it
>>739313309>garbage show for idiot kids has garbage writingwow that's crazy bro. that's like soooo crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtUAGTvz9c
>>739312708it's a silly show. kind of surprised I'm seeing big wall of texts here and there from this meme..
>>739312889Invincible objectively culture mogged this slop and established itself as the premier subversive capeshit, just look at the spam you’ve done all day, look what you need to do to mimic a fraction of its power
>I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING. YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT TO SARUGAKU FOR THE WALL SCROLL. TANOMU SEKIRO!!
>>739313309>It feels like a 12 year old wrote itSo it was faithful to the source material.
>>739313302It's not zoomers. Look up a book called Portnoy's Complaint if you want more information.
Remember that schizo that spammed his shitty oc wojak or whatever eating a candy bar or something, he did that shit for literal years and could never establish it as a meme, this gives me that vibe
>>739313302The show's written by some middle-aged Jew projecting his childhood trauma being raped by Rabbis and his dad.
>>739313587Wow how original. Calling something "edgy" totally invalidates the heart and what it had to say.
>>739313717yeah sorry your superman but with blood mature show wasn't chungus enough or whatever
>>739313105It's a humilation ritual.
>>739313839Based all rightoid deserves this
>>739313105But Joker is a piece of shit who deserves it though.
>>739313717Damn, I didn't know Seth Rogan got it that bad.
>>739313726>what it had to say.>"Superheroes are fucking shit and if you like them you're a retard." - Garth EnnisSecondaries are so tiresome.
>>739313915no one deserves rape anonwomen dont because they enjoy it. pieces of shit who deserve to die
>>739313696*munch munch munch*
>>739313883I know you're being retarded on purpose, but even my lefty friend called it embarassing. Something bad is just bad.
>>739313726I was being sincere. "It feels like it was written by a 12-year-old" was my legit reaction to the first five or six issues of the comic. I couldn't stand to read more of it.
It's another shartyfag """""meme""""" that they're spamming every board with, just like the joker movie shitjust ignore their gay threads and the jannyman will eventually clean it up
>>739313726Superheroes are lazy writing because you can just give characters unnatural powers. In addition, these hacks went as far as to "oh just give a normal dude this super drug and he can be a superhuman too".
>>739314039From a man who wrote and understood them better than you ever would. You have to respect his mentality of appreciating the real heroes such as our boys in blue, the millitary and even social workers.
>>739309632Chemical in the water, I'm not even joking you can check it yourself.
>>739306182based
>>739313105>write antagonist>people symptahize with him, often like them more than the herokek, imagine not getting the hintI think what pisses me off more is that there is not an actual parody or a version of a rightoid or Trump that's the idealized version. If you really think your argument is so strong, you wouldn't need to make them cartoonishly evil villains to defeat their arguments or to have them bent over and raped because it's the only way you can prevent them from being liked too muchfor once I'd love a parrallel that's actually written competently
>>739314451Who sympathizes with a psychopathic person unless they themselves are psychopathic?Anyone who "sympathizes" with Homelander is a nutcase.
>>739309632Edge lords are mad that the edge lord character that raped babies and shit got killed like a punk.
>>73931457612 year olds think it's le based
>>739314576>>739314576>Who sympathizes with a psychopathic person unless they themselves are psychopathic?>Anyone who "sympathizes" with Homelander is a nutcase.but the show itself has scenes that portray his upbringing and how cruel and inhumane it was to him, why are those scenes there if you are not supposed to sympathize with him?it should've been the wake up moment that Vought was the problem all along but they just forget about that and they get away scott free because it's a corporation and we cannot shit talk them too much
>>739306537it's forced by some tranny discordthere's nothing you can do about it, the mods are one of them.
>>739314647>>739314654Get your faggy politics out of your minds and think about the scenes that got us here. The ending was horrid and people defending it just look retarded.
>>739314576he is a tragic faustian character who has been super powerful his entire life and grown twisted due to that. in a better story there would had been more dignity and restraint to his death.
>>739314742but anon, corporations are le heckin wholesome frienderinos because once a year they change their twitter profile picture colors
>>739314995No fuck him he thought he was hot shit but he died like a bitch.
>>739314387They're turning the frogs gay???
Nobody is actually pathetic enough to self insert as Homelander and get angry at this right
Brown twitterfag thread.
>>739315183>self insert asYou missed the point and lack le media literacy
>>7393127082007 Writers strike
>>739314742>duuude they were mean to you so it is acceptable that you are a psychopath who kills and tortures kids and shitMentally ill as fuck post. Do you sympathize with a child rapist because his daddy was mean to him?
>>739315407This but unironically, actually.
>>739314995No, he was a psychopath and if you identify with him you have something seriously wrong with you. I hope you get help. You are the baddie.
>>739315138Nta, but that's brown mentallity. You should want better ideas and media, but some of you close off and clap for "drumpf got killed!". Even the comic give a satisfying ending that is both violent and emotional.
>>739314854I said you are a gay 12 year old I have no idea how you are fucking stupid enough to find that political.
>>739315762Sure anon.
>>739314854Oh great, we still have another BASED pearl clutcher
>>739315138>died like a bitchwhich is why it's bad writing. he was reduced to normal strength and showed what a loser coward he is and then the guy kills this loser coward for revenge I guess. better story would just have a guy pull a gun on him and he'd just stand there without flinching thinking he is invincible but then gets shot in the head and dies immediately. that way you would had killed homelander the psycho hero and not some pathetic self humiliating coward.
>>739315949Not a "pear clutcher" it's just embarassing. I don't watch this crap, but when even liberal fags can't defend it then you know you screwed up. You can't just try to label people who disagree with you in an attempt to invalidate them.
>>739316225>I don't even watch this show but it's a perfect example of some schizo political pointnigger you are talking about superman with blood eating poopoo. this is the most juvenile shit I have ever seen in my fucking life and you dumbfuck jeets act like it's your life calling to be mad at a gay show for gay children
>>739308348The TRVTH NVKE is that there are very, VERY few stories that actually stay apart and consistently good if they go on for a duration of multi-season TV show.
>>739316454Once again you try to frame my point in a bad light. Nobody is "mad", this whole show and ending is embarassing. Go anywhere and you'll see people mocking it
there were much bigger problems with the ending than homelanders dumb lines
>>739316690the whole show is indeed embarrassing and I would be deeply ashamed if I was talking about it at all. let alone fucking spamming it across the entire internet like it's the closest thing to culture I've ever experienced. I just cannot fathom why you don't kill yourself. it blows my mind.
>>739312708I know exactly what that point was for me:I completely checked out of The Boys after S2E7 where Lamplighter was talking to Hughie about Cucks and Cuck Fluffers and pornographythat was the crossing point where the few good bits of story and thrills weren't worth putting up with how repulsive and eye-rolling the other 85% of the show wasSeason 1 was bretty good despite the hints of Kripke-ism, Season 2 was mediocre, but if you watched the show past the Cuck Fluffer season you are cattle
>>739313093>the boys will be remembered as a classicJust like the last season of GoT was lmao
>>739316919I already dropped the show mid season 1 because the fish guy humiliation shit was too jewish for me.
>>739309951>No game would ever have dialogue as juvenile lets ignore the last 10 years of gaming and maybe that works
UURGGH... L-LAN DI-SAN, WAIT...!! I'LL SUK YOUR WUDE
>>739316805the final season was shit but I don't get why people are harping on this specific scene so much, what other end could there be for a character that exists to be a weak, pathetic pussy (shitty dialogue not withstanding)
>>739317308It's the culmination of all this shit. People have said the show was bad for years and now even the biggest "fans" can't defend the awful writting.
>>739317308Because it's simply not how delusional strongmen act, there are many many examples of this in history. Even ones that go pathetic and beg do not mention sucking dicks and eating shit out of the blue. The writers wanted to have their cake and eat it too where he would be their trump stand-in but also debase himself in a way trump never would. Anthony Starr (the actor) even had to come out and say that this is AFTER he was pushing really hard to have it not just be a masturbatory trump hate flick. The first drafts were even worse.
>>739313065Nothing happened the season.Also zero budget lol, like every scene was characters standing in a room talking
>>739316919I couldn't even finish episode 6 of season 2 kek
>MARIO, PLEASE, I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK>YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT, I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT. PLEASE MARIO
>>739317643>>739317720I agree that the "AIEEEE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK" was ridiculous, and just tiring after the show talks about dicks and assholes in every other scene. but I've seen some retards angry that they pussified Homelander here when he's been pussified since season 1 episode 1.
>>739318335>proceeds to cave boswers skull in with the end of a golf club
>>739310143Kek
>>739312797atrocious writing.
>>739306182He did suck government dick though
Normalfags are so much of cattle that they got tricked into watching a hazbin hotel level writting ending, for a series they spent half a decade watching. KWAB.
>>739312520Kek
So who else dies? Normally I'd just watch random highlight clips of shows like this to kill time, but the last few clips of The Boys I bothered to look at were some of the worst written pieces of shit I've seen in years. Just morbidly curious who else died.
>>739309986I love elephants, GOD also loves elephants.
>>739318335this, but with sonic
>>739317803So its like Season 4? Then I won't watch it. Thanks!Really enjoyed the first 3 seasons.
>>739306182John didn't say that.
>>739309632Normie golem NPC Netflix slop
>>739309632capeshit
>>739312602>Do you know who ate all the dicks and shit?>Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained dick sucker and shit eater.
>>739313105>We were supposed to hate Joel?you were supposed to realize that a post-apocalyptic world is awful to live in despite le heckin' zebras and other nature wankery
The Boys vidya when?
>>739309632
>>739322594>I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR PUSSYwhy did she do it
>>739316909you schizophrenic retard you don't even know what you're arguing for
>>739322594I remember participating in a /co/ thread about how you would genderbend Homelander. He's just such a fundamentally masculine character, between his mommy issues and daddy issues and the fact that he raped and impregnated Becca. You'd have to completely rewrite the story just to accommodate for Homelander's vagina
>>739312403The original is different but just as "edgy" and """subversive"""though to be fair, back then subversive shit was actually novel and not overdone, trite shit like it is today
>>739322771I'm arguing for you to go back to r/gayshowsforniggers instead of fucking /v/
>>739306182>I'M A LITTLE FAGGOT COWBOY, WATCH ME DO MY LIL FAGGOT COWBOY DANCE
>>739323091Me, jewish faggot, have written you as an evil chud that kill baby and rape people and muder everyone. I then written you being gay and eating shit at the end, making me the victor
>>739322594I can fix her
>>739323519With lobotomy, you mean?
>>739308348/tv/ always does this shit because they're a bigger twitter rss feed than /v/. I remember them constantly spamming Game of Thrones shit here whenever something "big" happened instead of just discussing it on their own board when they're not obsessing over teen girl feet or posting what the latest celebrity had to say on twitter
This doesn't even make sense? John didn't beg for his life that's the whole point of the scene he goes out and faces it. Am i missing something
>>739322941just give her a dick, ezpz
>>739325805Brown
>>739322941>an evil woman steals a man's seedNot that difficult.
>>739308348/tv/ is the only board browner than /v/.
>>739313915He didn't even do anything wrong though. He only killed people who were directly harassing him and torturing him in various ways. And he had an incredibly shitty and traumatic backstory, no one will cheer for a painful death to someone who only became so broken in the first place because they were utterly failed by their environment over and over again. Putting them down because they can't be saved is one thing, but humiliating them and taking pleasure in it is unjustifiable sadism.
>>739308348The problem with /tv/ is they don't watch movies, like /v/ they just jump on hype trains and consume whatever new media is being releasedCapeshitters are the gacha faggots of /tv/, tourists who only technically engage the medium but are the lowest form of it
>>739314647>raped babiesBased, I don't know who you are talking about but he must have been a cool guy
>>739309632The "bad guy" from a superhero show gained some traction with the wrong people. This helped the show gain more popularity than it really deserved honestly. The jewish writers went out of their way to give him the most pathetic death they could. Seems to happen often these days, strange huh?
>>739306182NOOOOOO PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! I'LL POLISH YOUR ORBS! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!YOU WANT ME TO LET A WADDLE DEE HAVE IT'S WAY WITH ME? I'LL DO IT, I WILL! PLEEEEASE!
>>739325805But if you genderbend Homelander, you'd have to genderbend everyone else too. How's Futalander supposed to impregnate Billie Butcher's husband?
>>739319897Lmaoing at imaginary entities belivers.You faggots were moving the goalpost since the beginning of time. First lightning and volcanic eruptions were gods. Then moon and stars. You are like that retarded child that just cant accept defeat.
>>739314451The subreddit in picrel literally had thousands of leftists apologists lose 100% of the time to any random facebook boomer meme. All leftist thought is based on provable lies, all of it is a carefully constructed denial of reality, they cannot argue a single point because every word out of their mouth is a lie. It's why all they have left are non-sensical attacks on a person's supposed character or physique.
>>739315592If he only became one because he was routinely raped and beaten for years during his childhood, then he's still a threat that needs to be put down, but no sane (aka not leftist, leftists are psychotic subhumans) person would think torturing them is a good thing.
>>739328367Homelander wasn't tortured. Butcher dispatched him pretty swiftly and effectively
>>739319275Everyone dies except Hughie.
>>739309935Haven't watched The Boys but everything I've seen from the show makes it seem like Homelander is just what happens when you give a literal manchild super powers. Do people actually like him unironically?
>>739328597Yes, they unironically look up to him as a based sigma male role model like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Textbook fatherless behavior
>>739313536>ILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR SHITweird desu
>>739306182>PLEASE MAN, I'LL SUCK YO DICK AND EAT SHIT
>>739329162I considered making this joke but I thought I was the only one who would get it so I didn't even bother
>>739309632Remember what they did to Eren Jager?
>>739312708S1 and 2 were greatS3 had it's moments, but the plot was already becoming retarded and full of edgy and gross shit for no reasonI have no idea what happened after S4 to get THAT bad, every single line of dialog made me actually flinch from cringewestern writers are deranged
>>739308348lurk for another election term newfag