>>739313658is cute
>>739313658You called?
deadlock
>>739313658fatat
stealth vore thread
His game is out today.Are you playing it?
>>739314012No, I'm broke and have no money at all.I wish I could, though.
>>739314012This webm makes me uncomfortable
>>739314136He's just dancing, anon, don't be weird.
>>739314347A penguin is ok too...
>>739313658big belly
haha
>tail butt>round squishy bellyPerfection
>>739313658Is that the BEEG Yoshi from RPG?
>/v/ suddenly wants to fuck yoshiI need to get off this board
>>739315281>suddenly
>>739314770there are no genitalia in this pic yet why does it feel so lewd?
>game is about taste testing everyone>trailer shows yoshi swinging a hammer that eats living things>you feed a giant monster that consumes the whole forest and launches youi wonder how froggy boss anon feels
>>739315281holy newfag
>>739318087kamek was trapped in yoshi's bowels for 20 years...
he's so cute..............
>>739314012jesus christ, he's naked
>>739319219Why did he do it bros...
>>739319310where did he get the stickers
>>739320138He stole them from the card stands. It's New York City, no one is gonna do shit.
>>739320138It's like those artists that draw stickers appearing after Yoshi eats something
>>739313658>have to have a general yoshi thread because absolutely no one cares about the new game>even then people just talk about yoshi and nothing on the gameTake a good hard look boys, you’re looking at what will be nintendo’s worst-selling game
>>739320730It's just more of the same boring derivative shit that Yoshi games have been for the past 20 years that only die hard tendie cultists are going to buy to show their good goy allegiance to Nintendo. What's there to talk about?
>>739320730It's a kid game. Even if you love Yoshi you'll probably get bored out of your mind playing it.
wish I had yoshi bf.............
they always lose the shoes in fan art
I love him so much
>>739322836they should lose the shoes in a game, like mario can lose his hat
Did anybody else ever pause the game when you swallowed a character in Super Smash Bros Melee and...you know...?
>>739323305I'm still annoyed that this guy purged all his old art and went all "squeaky clean :)"
>>739322768We all do, anon
>>739323505blame the western puritanism that punishes artists for being lewd
Took my yosh to the dentist to pay an outstanding bill.She's still staring at me like "Why would you bring me to such a horrid place"
It's certified soul
I’m playing the new yoshi game and I can confirm it’s really good
>>739325536>/v/>Playing video games
>>739325536Yeah if you let go of it (unfortunately) not being another Island game it's great. It is too easy but i don't notice it too often since it's a puzzle game more than anything, and the puzzles aren't all just baby tier so it's fine. And the art is absolutely beautiful, and they have got the soundtrack back on track again after the disaster that was Crafted World even though it's the same composer
>>739325536>>739326190I'm on the fence with the new game, I understand some people are disappointed because they expected another adventure platformer but this is a puzzle game with platforming mechanicsI think it's nice that they did something original but they should release a demo so people can test if they like the new gameplay
>>739315358>Tfw I realize I’m a black Yosho
>>739328702Orange Yoshi is a FREAK
need a hardcore yoshi game with unique power ups that change how yoshi's tongue works
>>739319310>escaping the fucking copsACAB
>>739329138We'll probably never get it, sadly.
>>739313658>>739314770>>739318468>>739322768>>739323305nnnggghhh
>>739329194>computer case yoshi has a laser beam>zombie yoshi has brain drain ray>steampunk yoshi has steam breath>ufo yoshi has abduction beam
can a man enjoy Yoshi without being into wwird stuff?
>>739329669Being attracted to Yoshi, on a fundamental level, is being into weird stuff.
>>739329669how wwird we talking?
>>739329669Any artist that draws Yoshi with buttcheeks instead of a tailbutt needs their Yoshi privileges revoked
>>739329669>>739329714>>739329846i wanna cum in yoshis sheath.....
>>739329846ai enjoy both cheeks and tailbutt Yoshi. Am i safe from the revocation?
>>739330139You're on thin ice, bub
>>739330139I meantto type I not ai. I am a little drunk. Wish i could drink with Yoshi and get touchy with him afterward...
Koopa game when?
>>739331309Probably never. At most you can hope for a Bowser game, but I doubt it since the closest they seem willing to get to that is BIS.
>>739331418At least we have Bowser's Minions I guess.
it's not funny anymore
>>739333528It was never meant to be
>>739322768imagine the kisses
https://youtu.be/ZzlAFp2uvKQ>TaggitMore like Amogus. And Bewilder Bird literally a Yoshi with feathers
>>739330812Which color acts like he's not into it but is the one to always first to make a move?
>>739333608Then why do they always say "Haha"?
>>739314012I will not be buying it because all the reasons I wouldn't buy a Yoshi game are present (as expected)The true final boss had my eyes bugging out of my head though, and I hope all the true Yoshi heads lose their minds over it too.
>>739329869good fetish
>>739334443Tradition
>>739333701what if he couldn't stop kissing
Need me a pink yoshi wife (male) power bottom
Mysterious Book is cool. The way you're encouraged to mess around and find all the different interactions with each creature kind of reminds me of the original Pokemon Snap.
yoshi is cute when he's barefoot
>>739315281it's quite strange many will claim queer people are "ruining" video games while wanting to fuck characters like Morgana and Jack Frost
>>739335421What makes you think the retarded /pol/fags seething about the gays are the same ones who want to kiss cute mascots?
>the true final bossthey really just did void termina from kirby
>>739335478interesting
>>739335421I don't see the issue?
>>739335421>lgbtrannies parade their sick fetishes around and want you to indulge them and play along with them, going as far as to claim that it's normal, moral and healthy to take it up the ass. you even have grooming events set up>mascotfuckers acknowledge that it's a fetish and keep to themselvesunderstand the difference?
>>739331309Yoshi food
>>739335626it's very contradictory, I don't see them going against the gay threads>>739335757you haven't seen to interact with queer people in your life
>Jack Ftost mentionedin my christian yoshi thread?
>>739335495The background is even similar, it's crazy.
>>739320730Pokopia sold well and basically nobody on /v/ played that, either. This game could sell terribly, but it won't be because this board doesn't give a shit about it.
hop on deadlock
>>739336608this is the second time i've seen a deadlock post in a yoshi threadwhat's your angle?
>>739336608Wrong Yoshi, anon.
>>739336727The lead PR guy on the Deadlock team's username is Yoshi and he uses an image of yoshi as his avatar. I'm still not playing it until they add a good monster character.
Do you consider Yoshi to be the mascot of the Mario franchise?
>>739336906Nah, Mario himself is. Yoshi's just Yoshi.
Where's the patch you little shit
>>739336906That would be toads sadly
>>739336906no because i never saw any Yoshi pics ever in mascot threads on /v/
Would you wageslave in fast food if you got paired with Yoshi?
>>739337717Only if I get gay sex
>>739337717Without question, yes.Wageslaving would be so much more bearable if I had a cute monster to do it with
>>739338245>human
>>739338245
>>739338316Stupid dog!
>>739335757>you even have grooming events set upName and shame them.
>>739329154You sound like you have ADHD
I finished the first two worlds. I like it. it's easy but fun finding discoveries. and some can take you a bit. im missing a lot of flowers from stages. I think its very charming and I can see the vision of what they were going for. I hope for the next game they use a similar artstyle and just do a new platformer with all the mechanics of this one
>>739338316>poochy after dumping a fat wad into yoshi
let me guess, no Prince Froggy like usual
>thread is still aliveblessed
>>739336906I wish I was that seat it would be so funny haha!
Chubby Yoshi tail....
>>739344771Don't jinx it
>>739344876who's inside?
>>739335421>many will claim queer people are "ruining" video games while wanting to fuck characters like Morgana and Jack FrostPicrel>>739314012I am still not buying a Switch 2 just for this and Air Riders. If I ever do get a Switch 2 though I will be buying this game day 1.
I WANNA FUCK YOSHII WANNA FUCK YOSHII WANNA FUCK YOSHII WANNA FUCK YOSHII WANNA FUCK YOSHII WANNA FUCK YOSHI
>>739345035Me hopefully
>>739318087haha
>>739346130me on the right after being forcibly transformed into a Yoshi
>being a yoshifag>not posting vorewhat's the point?
>>739346242trying not to get /trash/'d basically
>>739346365fair enough
>>739346365>posting stuff he does in the games is bad
>>739313658Remember to buy his buttplugs. This is probably the last time there will be a complete set of all colors until the next decade.
>>739313658this fucking lizard better release the deadlock patch tomorrow
>>739346242im a yoshi fag but im not into vore
>>739347564Not possible
>>739347982i ami don't like vore it never made since to mewhy would you wanna be digestedi know "safe" vore exsists as yoshi is prime safe vore>just being put into an egg that you can get out of or being turned into a yoshibut i just never clicked for me which is funny because i love being in tight closed off spaces and enjoy being tightly wrapped when i sleep
His new game sucks
>>739348301No one draws Yoshi tails quite like amphlow
>>739348506getting egged is likely too rare
>>739348532Wow, I'm so surprised. It's almost like Yoshi has only ever had one (1) good game, and that was all the way back on the fucking Super Nintendo.
>>739346150gigabased
>>739314136That's because the creator makes porn. That's why it's uncanny, it looks cute and innocent, but you can feel something is wrong, that secret sex appeal that normal folks like us cannot comprehend...
>>739350336Why do you know that creator makes porn?You're correct, by the way.
>>739351219anons have encyclopedic knowledge of every bumfuck who that draws their favorite vidya character
Yoshi is an animal, so if you are attracted to him you are a zoophile
>>739352583yoshi is sentient, jakfaggot
(_)_)////////D~
this is why i don't fuck with /v/ anymore. bunch of grown ass niggas beating it to a fuckin green dinosaur
>>739351219Pattern recognition, besides, this is not the first thread they made of this artist, there was an instance from a few years ago where an anon posted his nsfw art and the post lasted hours.
>>739351219>ass focus>weird foot fetish foot-wearCome on now, any furry will recognise what's up
>>739354330>he says, still actively fucking with /v/
>>739354330glad to see someone normal
>>739354330tyrone, is that you?
>>739314012I'm yet to know the name of the artist.
>>739354974cinnamoncookies/cinnamonfigures
what's wrong with having buttcheeks?
>>739358875HNGGGh i want him to dom me with his butt
>>739346130>If we you love me and I love you we
Anyone else here wants to get eaten by Yoshi and egg TF'd into another Yoshi
>>739315358I created seperate AI chatbot cards for each of these personality traits
>>739363819Why he so compact
>no Yoshi and Bubsy crossover art this week>>739361881that sounds dangerously close to talking about gameplay
>>739319219HAHAHA?
>>739361881Uh yeah
>>739361881Yeah duh
>>739336230it's been a long time since /v/ was a good indicator of whether a game would be successful or not. nu-/v/ is a tiny circlejerk of porn addicted 30 year olds and poor zoomers, im not sure why these anons think it's a good barometer for literally anything at all.
>>739314012Dont have a switch 2 and even if I did im clearly not the target audience (My age > 6).
you people actually unironically posting drivel like this should be ashamed and you should be killed, shot. fucking retards.
>>739367702You sound angry. Have a Yoshi gif in your time of trouble
>>739366024I guess I count since I'm poor and a zoom zoom
>>739314012Don't plan to, it's hypercasualized garbage which is easy even for toddler standards
>>739313658 “Happy tummy, happy Yoshi!” So true…
>>739319310>22secDidn't realise he stole Spike's Pizza.
>>739368429nah its fun.
>>739369792Not convinced
>get turned into yoshi ammo>yoshi misses
>>739369825idc. I played it.
>>739370965Are you by any chance under the age of 18 physically or mentally?
>>739371145I'm 31 years old and I guarantee you my life is better than yours.
>>739370965why? it's a game for toddlers
>>739371761are you fucking retarded? you're just parroting the same shit every other NPC days because it's Yoshi. it's a puzzle platformer with soul to it. all video games are for kids you dumb faggot.
>>739371217Ok champ
>>739371941there are no fucking obstacles. you just meet a new creature and try random shit (throwing eggs, jumping, eating it, etc.). it's as boring as one of those choose your adventure DVD movies where the "gameplay" consist of picking an option every 10 minutes
>>739370104Over.
>>739372672the obstacles are trying to figure how to trigger something, and just discovering new things and collecting them all including the flowers. you're so retarded that you can't handle one relaxing platformer its like every game you play has to have a clear challenge where you need to die
>>739373587>posting fetish animations on a blue board
>>739372843>relaxing platformerTendies everyone lmao literal children
>>739374051faggot
>>739363819And now you will share them.
so a cool dinosaur just shows up and he's part of the group?
>>739376728Yes.
>>739376903Gibs me dat
why are you niggas so weird?
>>739378256they are fat degenerate losers in real life
>>739378354You're here too, Anon
>>739378256Why aren't you?
>>739354330I guess you joined as a /pol/-tourist?
>>739378256Because it's fun.
>>739379728how weird is too weird
>>739379805That depends on specifically WHY you like Yoshi and just how deep you wanna go heh
It would be nice to get a Yoshi game that feels a bit more like the old Super Mario games used to. It doesn't need to be tryhard levels of difficulty but something that's not completely on-rails would be nice.
>>739379878I want to be sent down his throat, into his warm tummy and turned into sentient tailfat if I'm being honest
>>739380093Sentient?
>>739380093In most other contexts I would call that too weird, but that seems to be rather normal for Yoshi fags. You're probably more normal than the people who want to lick his feet.
>>739380093>sentient Based there isn't enough of this concept. I hate it when vore is just death.
sentient eggs
>>739376903sauce
>>739380531How have you not recognized stickfag's art by now?https://lineworker.neocities.org/
yeah whateveri want to be shrunk and then dropped into yoshi's gay little booties, pinned under his feet
>>739315358For me, it's brown with the abilities of black.
>>739381695I wish I had the money for a Switch 2...
>>739381695>yoshi can commit warcrimes and gauge his victims' reactionswhy would nintendo do this
>>739380647This is some cute stuff, thanks
>>739383170what a style
>>739380647>yoshi>jack frost>ocean prince>bub and bob>kirby>pmdthe more I see the more I like
>>739385853I just wish he drew a bit more overtly lewd stuff. As much as I adore all the fluffy lovey dovey shit, pretty much all of it is a massive tease.
>>739372672>there are no fucking obstaclesyes there are. there are areas you can't get to unless you do certain things. it's obvious you haven't played the game.
>>739385937he draws fetishes but nowhere near enough dedede vore despite his massive boner for the penguin
it's so obvious to tell who's actually played the game and who hasn't, it's incredible. game is the best yoshi game in years.
>>739386440let me keep believing the grapes are sour dickhead
>>739386440if your game can be played via youtube, it's not a video game
scientists have demonstrated that repeated yoshi exposure brings about deleterious effects on onlookers' mental health. in serious cases those afflicted are shown to develop withdrawal symptoms and even dependence upon extended periods of yoshi deprivation
>>739386440>keeps parroting that Yoshi is a franchise for toddlers (and that's a good thing!) to shield the game from critics>get angry that no one over the age of 5 wants to play itYou got your baby game, now stop whining.
>>739392390Yoshi gals are underrated
Apparently Takashi Tezuka, producer of the yoshi game’s, is retiring next month. Mysterious Book is likely his last game
>>739313751faggot cuck antijapanese shitbagget out
>>739314012Got most of world3 cleared, and working to finish up world1. then will do 5. followed by 4, 2, then 6.It's really good.
>>739335421go back to >>>/lgtb/fagno one asked you.stop trying to rape kids.
>>739344786>charging chuck is in newest mario golf>but no mario kart World>no sumo bro as well, or fire/bommerang broabsolute injustice. Least I got Rocky Wrench so I'm happy
>>739345162Bananza is really solid anon, you shouldn't write it off.And if you liked the Zelda musous Age of Imprisonment easily matches the original WiiU HW release. (Personally I think the 3ds/switch releases lessened it with too much trash drops like food, even more weapons, plus hard to find the WW materials)
>>739368429>>739369825Shit post harder faggot. You lost.
>>739372150>>739372672snoys are so beyond pathetic.Enjoy those data leaks? destiny2 dying?
>>739380045>It doesn't need to be tryhard levels of difficulty but something that's not completely on-rails would be nice.great news.Mysterious Book is that. It's literally on you as the player to adapt, try, amd figure shit out. and depending on what you do other options get locked out so you need to play a level two or three times to find everything.
>>739313658Yoshi loves apples
>>739386440>game is the best yoshi game in years.Not exactly a high bar when Wooly World was..10? 12? years ago. And fantastic.Then Crafted World somehow completely fumbled and regressed. I just don't get what went wrong. So far MB is a great time, nice to be vindicated after seeing its reveal.
What happens to things that turn into a yoshi eggDo they die?Do they change into a yoshi?Do they just break out and return to normal?What happens if they dont3 break out?
>>739390630>yoshi pitsnever realized how much I would like this
>>739396074We really could use more
>>739398171More important, what's the tag for being egged? You know. For research purposes.
>>739394938>japs called it washi (wa from warui (bad/evil))>amerifats came up with boshi for some reason insteadit just doesn't make sense
>>739400535Bad Yoshi -> Boshi
>>739400535You literally said in the first line that Warui means Bad.How is replacing the Y with a B not keeping the joke exactly as it is?
>>739319310say it /v/
>>739400886yeah but it ruins the name dynamic with wario and waluigi
>>739366024video games aren't made for people who play video games anymore, just mouthbreather moviegoers, posers, and kids whose parents will buy them licensed shit with a logo they recognize
>>739400978NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
>>739378354>fatI'm too skinny to be here
>>739401449What does the mysterious book say about what he ate?
>>739402180He ate (You)
>>739402281>forgot pic
>>739402329that yoshi doesn't look too healthy. its gaze is empty and its eyes are glassed over, as if it were sleep-deprived and anemic
>>739402551Enough faggots eaten, then turned into Yoshis and he'll be back to normal
>>739388976>t. hasn't played it
I'm glad the game is good so we can say the Yoshi series is good again. Crafted World regressed the series hard after WW.
>>739403183I did, via youtube. thanks for the free game
>>739403361>watching someone else play a game for youthis is digital cuckoldry btw
Stop responding to obvious bait.
anyone know how to finish this mission? tried everything
>>739404716Have you tried tossing one into the honey pool at the top of the cave yet?
>>739404991 by 'one' i assume they mean nep-enut, and yeah i've tried that a million times, throwing them into the honey pool then growing a large nep-enut, but it didn't finish the mission
>>739405107>nep-enutthe page is for one of those thief mice, thoughbeit...
>>739313658>tfw Yoshi has been your favorite character since his conception and he got turned into the "You are a faggot" characterIs the game fun at least?
>>739405619I'm pretty sure the resident Yoshifuckers ITT are all too broke to play the new game
>>739405619Yea, mostly just fucking around with enemies and seeing what happens best since wooly world i’d surmise (not that it’s a high bar)
>>739405667I mean me personally I don't think it's a good investment to buy a switch 2, still.So I can't really justify wanting the game.Erotic thoughts about Yoshi are free.
>>739405402but the silhouette is a nep-enut, what the fuck am I to do
>>739406251>Game is supposed to be for babies>Nintendo goes and shows the wrong fucking character for the hint, which would confuse even seasoned gamerswooooooow
>>739407780ha-ha?
is yoshi considered scalie?
>>739410178Yes, but this isn't a scalie thread. It's a Yoshi thread. Go make your own.
>>739408078it's not funny he's sitting on anon!
>>739410603That anon is either very small or completely 2D flattened and folded under there to not be visible.
i drew him yesterday from reference its my second day learning to draw so it looks like shit
>>739410873soul
>>739410873Add it to the draw thread!
>>739410873Protip: you should almost always stop the bottom line of the nose wherever the mouth stops with Yoshi, otherwise he looks weirdNot bad for day 2 though, anon, keep it up
>>739410748would flattening be yoshi's favorite toon trope?
>>739411052His favorite toon trope is already full body swallowing. Ground pounding exists but I wouldn't even call it his second favorite, more like its just there.
So those fucking flowers were already hardcore as fuck (paper mario) but now you tell me that they can become fucking asteroids with VOID TERMINA like powers?!
>>739411052Nah, that's Bowser's.
>>739411597You missed the L in that word, buddy.
>>739412821...Blowser?
>>739412871fLattening, not fattening.
>>739412997Oh, no, the boos are the ones that like Fattening. Bowser wasn't having a great time in that scene.Bowser's a flattening guy because he's had ground-pound-centric boss fights in like, half of his games. Not to mention his insistence on hiring thwomps, and what happens every time HE gets flattened in BIS.
>>739413046I thought he was about eating things in BiS?
>>739378256
revert the urn changes you fucking retard
>>739413127Only for combat and only the living ones. Half the reason the Boo scene is so insane is that he stops enjoying it as soon as he realizes he's gaining weight and they keep going anyways
>>739398694It's not a very well-explored topic in comparison with what's already drawn about Yoshis in that kind of field.
>>739335421There is less contradiction here than you think. Actual homosexuals aren't the target audience for woke media.
>>739415708>lifting the tail while offering to turn you into an egggod tier
okay I was liking the game , but then I hit the crazee dazee stage where you had to save them all and I had to start over like 5 times because I fucked it up. and the stage with the balloon fish. now its kino. FUCK toddler spitters
>>739416524the surfing stage was kino as well. man I hope theres like some extra worlds
>>739415708Horny Yoshis all the way down
