>>739326775ur gay
How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe
>>739326775Small dom big sub is peak sex
>>739326775So what caused this farquaad melty? He has multiple threads up right now seething about duh right and straights
>>739326775But Harry is not a gay
Yes, OP, you've discovered that two things can be bad.Next we're going to teach you about shapes and colours!
>>739326775Umm. No?
>>739326775yes and it's trash
>>739327231he got bullied off another board a bit agosorry /v/ros
>>739327231He got banned but didn't get a global.
>>739327908Are you making up shit about random strangers on the internet you have a parasocial relationship with?How are you not embarrassed?
>>739326775Well, it's more honest, about a good guy who did right things but ended up broke and fucked. It's not memberries about idealized boyhood
>>739326775Don't care I love Mandy
>>739326775>>739327220I fucking love josou seme.
>>739328308> Incels just play the game as a dating sim to self insert as the boring plain protagonist because they'll never get a gf in real lifeHow sad. Are straight men ok?
>>739328396
>>739326775Disco Elysium?
>>739328091you sound like a gay broken record
>>739328508I'm sensing a lot of projection here
>>739328628I sometimes wonder if it is actually a bot. He will reply with the same stuff all the time. Surely there is no one this mentally ill
>>739326775Lol no. They dispatch gamemode was mildly challenging and there were at least a few story choices to make, even if less than the game would have you believe. Mixtape had zero story choices and no fail states. Most of the gameplay sections would literally play themselves if you drop the controller.
>>739328698>They dispatch gamemode was mildly challengingAre you trolling? You can literally leave your seat, outright go afk, and the game will never cared about how many crimes were solved or not. You played a visual novel that gave you pretty colors when RNG felt like favoring you and suddenly you feel the game is interactive? Lmao.
>>739328865and then you get the bad ending
>>739328091calm down
>>739326775GIGA TRUTH NUKE
>>739329006You did not play the game.
>>739328865The last mission's performance has an impact on which ending you get, which is more than can be said about anything in Mixtape. Now go be an upset tranny on reddit. You have no argument with this comparison.
>>739329140no, clearly you didn't, at least not enough to recognize there's a bad ending that you can only get if you're literally dogshit at the dispatching section
>>739329173>>739329253>The last mission's performance has an impact on which ending you getThat's literally not true, the only shit that at most can change in the ending is Invisibitch going on her own or staying a hero. You cannot "fail" the ending or get a bad ending. The villain always dies, the game always ends with a YAAY SELFIE WITH YOUR FICTIONAL FRIENDS! Did you guys just jerk off to porn of the game instead of playing it?
>>739329594>the only shit that at most can change in the ending is Invisibitch going on her ownthat is the bad ending you fucking retard was the achievement description not obvious enough for you?
>>739329724> It's the exact same ending but invisibitch in the photo or notI don't know how to break it to you but1. The writer's pet going on her own is not the bad ending as opposed to the good ending2. Last mission performance has nothing to do with it, Invisigal has an entire requirement of how many times you were nice to her + romanced her that decides if she leaves or notIt's not decided by the final mission, and Dispatch segments ONLY affect it when you use Invisigal, the entire rest is just dialogue options in the garbage visual novel.An ending variation with 1 npc missing does not make it more interactive than Mixtape.
>>739329859>erm, it's not the bad ending if I say it's not!yeah sure, and whoever has the most points in a ball game doesn't determine who's the winner and loser, just whoever is 1st and 2nd. Let's just ignore that the literal entire point of the game is to reform ex-villains into being heroes, clearly visi going rogue and turning into a villain doesn't conflict with this goal at all.>Last mission performance has nothing to do with it, Invisigal has an entire requirement of how many times you were nice to her + romanced her that decides if she leaves or notYou can literally be a complete dick to her, i.e., tattle on her, not romance her, cut her from the team, refuse to forgive her, keep her tied up, etc. and still get her good ending if you don't fuck up the dispatching sessions. In fact it's not even that hard to do because the vast majority of the points counting towards her ending are earned during dispatching.
>>739326775Weird thread
>>739329594>That's not true! Now let me explain why it is trueYou are literally too retarded to have a discussion with and are probably just trolling.
>>739328396Same, wish they were real and into me
>>739326775Why is Dispatch so fucking homosexual
>>739332039It's not when's the last time a western game let you choose between the blonde stacy or the tomboy
>DispatchThe fags playing it are professional capeshit eater. Prolly the same fags that played persona 5 and deepthroat it, just because it had a low effort dating sim attached to a terrible jrpg, where every line of story progression every few minutes is repeated 5 times on top of stating the obvious every turn, so even the slowest troglodyte aint falling behind.>MixtapeWhile it is true that both games basically railroad you thru the game even if u fail. This game is just next level, because of how ironic the self insert of Megan Ellison is. From a game perspective both are dogshit and both have an obvious narrative they force you to follow with no real alternative or dif at the end, while advertising branching paths based on actions.
>>739332204Robert>floormat mc to self insert as without a personality, confidence or any reason for anyone to fall for/follow him>Nosering theory feminist mexican that completely craps on the mc at every turn and follows him around cuz hes the MC, but is seen as good while doing it>Will be even more mentally insane down the line>>Alcoholic middle aged feminist whos actions are seen as more bad, due to not being the writers pet. >Same as the other choice, but white, blonde and old.
>>739332796>t. didn't play the game
>>739332796All that experience and she'll return to the west thinking male brownoids and male whites are also the same, just like the jews on TV tell her to.
>>739329048No fuck off and ddie
>>739332204>>739332472There is no love triangle. Mandy. Next question.
>>739327142
>>739329253That only happens if you fail the dispatch missions. Not doing them at all has no effect on the invisibitch moist meter.
>>739332204> It's notTell that to the /vg/ general lul it is dominated by fujoshi
the thing about it for me is that having sex with guys seems extremely gay to me
>>739333184I don't think you downloaded dispatch anonI think you just downloaded gay porn
>>739333043skull emoji
>>739332796>Seething because didn't get xer self insert black lesbian girlboss character to play as for once.Nobody cares, tranny or brownoid. We've discussed Dispatch a million times at this point. Why bring up Mixtape if you just want to tantrum about Dispatch?
>>739326775gay couples like this are mostly vers these days. i work out all the time, my boyfriend is a femboy. we both top each other all the time, but after a hard day at work, nothing beats a cold beer, then having him pound my ass into oblivion, and cuddling.
>>739327142anal is one of the top searched straight porn categories
>>739332796>floormat mc to self insert as without a personality, confidence or any reason for anyone to fall for/follow himhe's hypercompetent, that's literally the whole reason he was hired. Doing hero shit without superpowers and punching above his weight class. And he knows how to stick up for himself which is the whole reason why he earns the respect of former super villains.>Nosering theory feminist mexican that completely craps on the mc at every turn and follows him around cuz hes the MC, but is seen as good while doing itliterally nothing about invisigal is remotely feminist, besides maybe the nosering>Will be even more mentally insane down the lineprojection>>Alcoholic middle aged feminist whos actions are seen as more bad, due to not being the writers pet.>Same as the other choice, but white, blonde and old.only a /v/irgin can look at a 10/10 hot blonde stacy in the prime of her youth and think "nah she's too old" because she doesn't look like she belongs in middle school. Also not a feminist but you didn't play the game so I wouldn't have expected you to have any legitimate criticism of her characterSeething tourist
>>739326775"Pee-pee make hard" invalidates literally any criticism of Dispatch and a lot of other things.Just the way it is, sorry if it upsets you.
>>739327142>>739333568>those gays are disgusting!>putting it in their shitpipes? vile!>how to get gf to let me fuck her shitpipei don't understand "the straights".
>>739333797for what it's worth I'm straight and don't get the appeal of sticking it in her ass either
>>739326775me and my husband irl
>>739333568that's talking about the woman's personality typethey need them nitpicking and bossy during sex
>>739333136They had a poll it was like half fujos lol
>>739326775Is this the thread?>>739333894Lucky.
>>739334023no, straight men only
>>739333568bodied that freak
>>739333797My gf wants me to put it in her pooper but I have absolutely no desire to
>>739334289Nonsense.
Flambert <3333
mandy's fat ass
>>739333043>Been having anal for 20 years>Still no issues with incontinenceNot sure what some other guys are doing to warrant that. Are they getting DPed all the time? Taking huge Bad Dragon dildos?
>>739334023>>739334827>>739334959Gay is evil
>>739335723Cope
>>739327142Frotting
>>739333873>>739334654If you're simply not into it that's coolBut if you're unable to understand anal can be clean and safe then I begin to question not only people's intelligence but their own hygieneLike are you walking around with caked up shit between your cheeks? Most people actively doing anal are pretty good at keeping themselves clean for the act
>>739335723Evil is hot
>>739336687>Like are you walking around with caked up shit between your cheeks?Yeah, I have an hairy ass crack.Getting all the shit out is like.getting peanutbutter out of a shag carpet.Nothing I can do.
>>739326775me on the right
A million gay assed games come out lately. So of course gayanons take one of the few canon straight male protagonist to come out recently and gay him up. Why are they like this? What is this need to fag out the straights?
>>739337007>canon straight male protagonist
>>739335585how the fuck does anal even feel good for you fags? when did you start?
>>739335973I really don't find any of the guys from Dispatch aside from the mc attractive. Western designers are genuinely so shit at creating characters.
>>739335585My condolences.
>>739333894What is this trying to imply? That your husband is a roided dwarf or something?
>>739326775i had gay sex against my will once
>>739338756>aside from the mc attractiveI'm guessing you're more into Bishounen men? Or at the very least an every man look? Cause I like Robert too. But the other guys have a different flavor to them. Flambae you got the machismo/flamboyant look. Phenomaman is about as typical Superman you can get.
>>739326775Dispatch had an entire recurring segment of gameplay where you choose the best hero for the job. That's more than anything I've seen for Mixtape.But this is just a homo art dump thread, so whatever.
>>739330213>>and still get her good ending if you don't fuck up the dispatching sessionsFuck off, i never fucked up in the final mission or amy of the dispatch sessions beforehand and she still slit throat after i tell her that i needed time to forgive her or stopping her from sexually assaulting me. She acts like a 16 year old, what a fucking cunt.
>>739339015No, I'm actually more in big buff men like the phenomaman guy, but his his facial hair makes him look really fucking ugly and goofy. The best design would be a male character with his body and the mc's face.
>>739339153What an objectively wrong thought, you should kill yourself.
>>739339153Interesting. I can get the turn off about Phenomaman's facial hair, especially his mutton chops. I think he's decent with just the mustache. Still a neat idea you described in terms of character design. Which funny enough Phenomaman was clean shaven all whist having that big fram in his early concepts.
>>739339310Yeah, this design looks a lot better.
>>739338756Flambae is gorgeous. You appear to be mentally ill.
>>739339491They're fucking retarded please don't pay attention
>>739339491He looks disgusting, like he'd probably be greasy and smelly. That hairstyle looks ugly, too. You have shit taste.
>>739339572See >>739339579You're a deluded retard kek
>>739339579> greasy and smellyHe’s Afghan not Arab
>>739339579>>739339616You want pasty vanillaeveryman, you don't get to have opinions retard
>>739339579Did you even play this game? The guy probably takes an hour each day to make his hair look PERFECT.
>>739327142Hey, and a food pipe! And a pee pipe! And ear canals!
>>739327142It’s probably because the prostate is right there… inside the ass… and for that reason alone it makes MORE sense for a guy to want to get fucked in the butt, compared to women, who actually HAVE a hole (le bagina) that feels good. I just don’t believe women when they say they “enjoy anal”, since they lack prostate glands. This is just basic logic.
>>739339927Why can’t they just hire fujo artists. It would save them a lot of time and money. I bet they wouldn’t even ask for a lot.
>>739340027It's a wonder for me as well. I guess western companies don't know the potential of tapping into that? Or they refuse for whatever reason.
>>739340027That would be like hiring a bunch of goblins.
>first western game with het pandering in years>the fans are gay as fuckwhy are westoids like this?
>>739340540>westoids
>>739340540Cope more out of your ass why don’t you
>>739340425As if goblins aren't already in the industry at large.
>>739340926Touché. You speak hard truths.
>>739336848use wetwipes or invest in a cheap bidet you disgusting fucking freak
>>739339974Funny thing is the whole “prostate is the gspot” was Jewish propaganda to normalize gay anal sex. It was actually the frenulum from the foreskin that has the most pleasure receptors. Which circumcision is, again, Jewish propaganda.
>>739336848> Yeah, I have an hairy ass crackGood for you. This is what all gay men want.
>>739338729It's like beer. You learn to enjoy it.Not all fags do anal though, but those are the exception of the exception.
>>739340790I don’t remember this at all. Is this if you hide the identity reveal after the bar fight?
>>739341185>biology is a Jewish psyop You are fucking retarded, but also not so retarded, but also still kind of retarded. All you have to do is stick your thumb up your ass to see how it feels, dumbass.
>piss literally takes less time at the toilet than shitOkay so?
>>739341259Good goyim.
>>739341185> Which circumcision is, again, Jewish propaganda.Arabs/Muslims commit the sins of circumcision far, far more than the Jews, anon. Arabs ARE Semites. Antisemitism and blaming Jews for circumcision is itself a Muslim psyop to deflect.
>>739341282Not every pee pee time is poo poo time, but every poo poo time is pee pee time.
>>739341257Oh it’s a fan thing. Damn that’s good.
>>739326775im deadass the one on the right LOL i love a bratty top pretty boy =////=
>>739341350And not every game is garbage, but every game op mentioned is.
>>739340327>>739340790>>739340926More of this pls
>>739341353Hiku_2018 is a talent.
>>739341526Yes anon.
>>739341631This is just every generic japanese romance. The actual game is much better (especially since the romance involves women and not fags)
>>739327142They literally cannot answer this and have to trail back to eckercord to spam more homothreadsWhen will you sodomites learn that you're not welcome here? We jerk off to women ONLY.
>>739339131That just means you were shit at the dispatch sections for all the other episodes
>>739342075Right in the fireballs
>>739326775both games are shit so who cares
>>739342549P.Man deserves some love too
>>739342769Tell me about it.
>>739326775>>739334023wish this sort of pairing was more common irl, subby bears are the best but they stick to other bears sadly
>>739342758I like the idea that they try to hide their relationship and yet the entire hq silently knows about it
>>739343440Yeah. It would be a hilarious dynamic.
Crust status?
>>739344116Intact.For now.
>>739342126This.
>>739336735Touché
>>739335585they fist each other and get fucked by several men over the span of hours each day
>>739326775Masculine gays are the worst kind of gays.We love femboys here.
>>739327142If you are watching anal, regardless of the genders involved you are gay
this thread is too gay
>>739345215Be the change you want to see.
>>739326775So I'm guessing the telltale TWD comparisons didn't go well and the shills are pivoting
>>739332204did they invert sides to make the bottom pic?
>>739327142There's actually a surprising amount of gays that aren't really into anal. I'm one of them. They are called sides.
>>739336687Faggots will claim that they keep their assholes clean and then have the most stds out of anyone ever
>>739345225very well
>>739327142>every gay human in existence has a history of sexual abuse either from a parent, teacher, uncle, aunt, grandparent, neighbor, brother, sister, cousin, stranger Thats why.
>>739341259That "biology" was literally fake and straight up propaganda, it's been deboonked.>>739333797If I ever get a wife my penis will never be going in her shitpipe
>>739326775All sex is degenerate. Reject the pleasures of the flesh.
This is all I wanted
>>739326775Like your op image suggests, both games are faggot indoctrinating psyops, mixtape is just more egregious.
>>739345705We know who to blame.
>>739326775it's also a way more interesting story to mei don't really care about a bunch of millennial nostalgiaalso I love the dispatching, it's fun, where is my endless mode?
>>739326775but garen is straight af and graves belongs to twisted fate.
>>739345485We were robbed of a Blonde Blazer and Mandy office and Robert's apartment sex scene
>>739346427wait for season 2
>>739345841Fuck that guy
>>739332796Holy didn't play the game. Robert is like one of three competent people in the game.
>>739347828the older I get the more I realize just how worthless the opinions of others are who can't even be bothered to inform themselves on why they're supposed to hate a particular thing. Which is 90% of /v/ these days.Like if you're going to hate something at least look through it to see what you're going to get you panties bunched up over. Stop parroting misinformed retards on the internet because you yourself are too retarded to form your own opinion of it.
why is /v/ so gay all of a sudden
>>739348250How do you think we discovered Aniki?
>>739347465Nick did apologize albeit in a sorry you feel that way fashion.
>>739348250>2026>still trying to have sex with women NGMI
>>739348927Man fuck him even more. The worst kind of people "apologize" in a condescending manner like that. I'd be less offended if he told someone to fuck off.
>>739326775Yeah.This might be shocking to you, but you can dislike both games!>"Huh??? B-but that isn't possible!!!"It is!
