I'm gonna leave my dumb stupid monkey-girl here for a second. Please DON'T kidnap her or run off with her.
HELP ME LEONHEEEEEEEELPLEEEEEOOOOOOON!!!!
NERDTRON, HEEEEEELP
>>739329752Monke Ashley > Dutch whore
>>739329752Single white female...
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>iron bars snap out of the walls at a super precise, out of the way location to encircle herSEE YA LATER LEON
It really bothers me how zoomers prefer the new version of Ashley. I don't care which looks they prefer, the fact that before she was a unique obnoxious character you don't see in media often at all, and now she was replaced for yet another Bioshock Elizabeth, TWD Clementine, etc as "shy helpful extremely agreeable girl you have to rescue" is boring as fuck.It's like game characters are not allowed to be unique or cover different personality types. Everyone needs to be the exact same character across all franchises.
>>739329752HEY ASHLEY LOOK THAT VAN IS GIVING OUT FREE CANDY
>>739331018it's the worst of both worlds because OG ashley is also a way better escort mission since she magnetizes to your back basically and only gets hit or caught if YOU fuck up
>>739329752Why exactly did people hate her? She's not in the game a lot and you'd have to be REALLY bad if she gets caught often
>>739329752God dammit... I see it now.
>Half the game is an escort mission>QTE bosses>Bullet sponge enemies>Full of gotcha moments >Dull, drab environments >Awkward controls (even for 2005)How did it get 10/10? Because it was a Nintendo exclusive?
>>739331582>>Bullet sponge enemiesnot even remotely
>>739331018Well first of all, shy helpful and agreeable girls are the kind worth rescuing. It’s a good idea to make the person you’re gonna be stuck babysitting actually likable. That being said i don’t dislike OG Ashley, it’s more that there’s just not much there for me to like. She’s with you for a sizable portion of the game and never does or says anything that really gives you a sense of who she is. Her sum total characterization is scared and helpless as shown by her intro cutscene, then somewhat headstrong and confident in her interaction with luiz in the cabin, then bratty in her trapped scene, then… kinda nothing until she gets kidnapped again? I guess she shows she’s a bit clever in pointing out the boulders to Leon in the el gigante canyon and figuring out her own way to get back to Leon after he breaks her out of the trap but really she’s not so much a person as an objective. Which is fine as a part of gameplay but you seem to be contending that she’s a better character and, that’s kinda objectively wrong.Remake Ashley actually acts like she is in a survival situation and does everything she can to help Leon and herself get out of it, she’s less an objective and more a teammate. She has many interactions with Leon throughout the game that are very endearing, and she both goes through an arc of starting scared and withdrawn to gaining confidence and becoming a serious boon to the player and Leon and reacts to the changes in the people around her like Luiz. Shes dynamic in a way that OG Ashley just isn’t.
>>739329752Imagine the smegma build-up behind those ears....
I hope we can do some overtime now
>>739331018She is nothing like Elizabeth except for the fact they are both white.You blanketing all white women as the same leads me to believe that you are a brown skinned Indian.
