My aunt gifted me this $100 steam gift card but she doesn't know im a pirate
HEYLISTEN TO ME
>>739334516MA'AM
May I... redeem this good sir?
>>739334516I WILL DO ITI WILL DO ITNOT YOUWHY ARE YOU DOING IT
>>739334516sell it for 50 bucks
>>739334516Post key faggot. Tell auntie that anon thanks her very much.
>>739334516DO NOT REDEEM BASTERD BICH
>>739334516Get a Steam ControllerAt that point, why not?
>>739334516Well I'd be glad to take it off your hands anon
Whats the fuck is a steamos?
>>739335128I'm a pirate, not a retard
>>739334516Be sure to treasure your aunt. Family is important.
>>739335551What, you got a better plan for that hundred bucks? You can't afford to gamble twenty bucks for shipping? The fuck else you got going on?
>>739335696>What do you mean you don't want to buy it?? You MUST buy it!!I shan't be buying.
>>739335783Okay, but what are you gonna do with the gift card then?
>>739335835I'll put it towrds the steam frame, of course
>>739334516Make sure to tell your nogames folks to never gift you any games, hardware, peripherals, accessories, gaming apparel and whatnot beforehand. They're too ignorant to know what would make a good present for you.
>>739335891based desu. The Index turned me from a fat sack of shit into an in shape sack of shit with beat saber.
trade it for some vbucks
>>739334516DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD
I WON'T GET ITI WON'T GET ITNOOOOOOOOO
>>739334516How old is your aunt to know about Steam?
MAAAAAM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
>>739335128>Get a Steam Controllerlmao, that shit is trash.
Your granny was dissing you by calling you a geek
>>739338715Aunt*sorry I'm dudeweeding rn
>>739335891Okay, yeah, that's a better idea than the controller.
>>739334516Can you PM me the code?
>>739338828sent ;)
>>739335128>Get a Steam Controller>At that point, why not?This. Buy a Steam controller. Wait for Valve to stop manufacturing Steam controller. Then sell it down the road as a collectors item.
>>739338978what if they fix their stock/scalper issues?
>>739334516okay so publish some trashware on steam for free then
>>739339972>what if they fix their stock/scalper issues?Still waiting for that Steamdeck to go back in stock... though at this point, I think it is about ready for a hardware refresh if Valve does continue the line.
>>739340127i mean they fucking better. they have a console on the way now
>>739334516True.Well, the act of gifting matters more I guess even though I am against shallow gifts like these.
buy a controller and scalp it to convert it to real currency
