Describe this company using food analogies
Shit soup.
>>739337254It's like a box of apples. The first one was the best. The next few were pretty good, and the rest were rotten.
>>739337254great if you like rat piss
>>739337254Arch Deluxe.
>>739337254mcdonald's big mac meal with large sides at first, but halfway through your meal, the wagie comes to your table and starts taking a fry every several seconds, eventually starts sipping your coke, by the time you're finished, you ate only half, then the wagie slaps you and kicks you out
>>739337254Eaten out of house and home.
>>739337254any food/meal that looks great on the menu, but once it arrives at the table and you start to eat it, you realize that its a let down and not worth the money you paid for it.
>>739337254a brazillian pizza
>>739337254It’s like if you took a normal bowl of cereal but eventually swapped the ingredients and were left with a bowl of hard catfood and stale piss
sure you can make a michelin star meal for a guest but its so much easier to force feed them garbage because you know they will begrudgingly keep coming back for seconds, thirds maybe even a reach here but i think it's the customers destiny to eat garbage.
>>739337254Expired.
>>739337363Box of apples but none of them are ripe yet.
>>739337693I was gonna say indian streetshitter food but you beat me to it
>>739337254it's like your grandma's recipe. tasted good when she made it. then your mom got the recipe and thinks she can do better, turns out like shit. then your aunt gets the recipe, throws out your mom's "improvements" and adds her own bullshit into it and insists its better. what I'm trying to say is bungie should've leashed and caged under Microsoft
There's a pizzeria that you really loved going to when you were younger, so you step back in to try out the pizza for the first time in years. But it turns out the pizza has really high aim assist and bullet magnetism. and it's kind of embarrassing to watch the old chef brag about how good his pizza's gunplay is. we're not in 2007 any more, mario
>>739337693It's a lot worse than this, imagine you're getting jeet streetfood that gives you diarrhea and a stomach virus but it's not even a lot of fucking food, literal pinches per serving so you can't even say at least the quantity is fair, oh and you also only get one serving per year and it's a 90% chance your serving will have shit and gravel in it. That's been every single year for destiny since the first one released
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>>739337254indians eat piles of cow shit so I'll use that
>>739337254>Small town restaurant has great food>After a few years they expand to a few locations>After many years and people raving about the food from those limited locations they are bought up by a company that wants to franchise them>The company switches all of their ingredients with cheaper ones>After many years they are in decline, but the company wants them to make a new menu item >People still buy the old item>The CEO of the company takes this personally and decides to remove the old menu because "no one wants it anymore">The franchise locations begin to close up over time until they declare bankruptcy
>>739338459you're forgetting that Microsoft themselves went to shit mere moments after Bungie left them. had Bungie stayed they would just be what 343 is now. nothing Microsoft touches can be good, or since 2020 release at all any more.
>>739337363>The first one was the bestAnd even "the best" was just as good as some fast food at most.
>>739343331fuck, you beat me to it
A bologna sandwich eaten slowly while Gregorian chant plays in the background.
>>739337254It's like the only place open when you get off your shift at midnight and the stoned melanin workers there keep getting your order wrong
>>739337254Like a DQ blizzard, which coincidentally is the name of the other game company that hasn't produced a good game since 1998.
Microsoft should have funded destiny and not let Bungie go
