PLEASE VARIAN, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT AT ORGRIMMAR'S FRONT GATE
>>739351551But Vol'jin was the one that led to his defeat. Varian sat outside in the cuck boat waiting for the Horde to save the Alliance from Garrosh.
>>739351890Varian did the logical thing and decided to not expend alliance troops to deal with an internal affair caused by the Horde's own political squabbles. Its smarter to let Vol'jin and his guys move in and waste their own men and also let the heroes of Azeroth fix it as well.
i dont know wow lore but it made me laugh and shit and suck
>>739351551Blizzards writers are utter retards as well, I could see them do this.
>>739351551This is how Cataclysm should have ended.
>>739353934>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t78qa_wEOQfor some inexplicable reason not only was he unapologetic even when Thrall beat the shit out of him in WoD, but all the way in the afterlife the big bad had his soul being farmed for his rage as if it was an endless batterywhen his torturer was weakened enough he got free, stated the fact he would do all the shit he did before again and blew himself up into nothingness rather than show even a hint of remorse
>>739354190>Thrall beat the shit out of him in WoDInteresting way to say Thrall cheated in the Mak'gora. Garrosh was unapologetic because he unironically did nothing wrong. The Burning Legion was coming back to Azeroth and he knew the Horde needed to be strong to be able to fight it.
>>739354190I remember this being made by just one guy. I doubt they would let something this based and kino slip through in the current game
>>739354190unironically the last good piece of "lore" in any of these games
>PLEASE TIRION, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE ICECROWN GLACIER!
Source: https://x.com/tentakvlt/status/2057495643879252398
The joke falls flat when the character made fun of doesn't go down like a bitch like in the meme
>>739355591It can be funny to imagine a character going down like that, though.
>>739354319>he unironically did nothing wrongHe kicked out the majority of his own faction and declared war on them then get his shit kicked in. The Horde would rule the world RIGHT NOW if he had just reined in his orcs-only mindset.
truly epic reddit humor
I'm gonna light you up, sweet cheeks!
I just finished eating dick and sucking shit. Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>739354037i miss him so much bros...>anduin is such a fucking pussy he unironically left stormwind/being king/his DUTY to his people for a "Mental Health Day" that lasted like 2 expansionstruly pathetic character made by pathetic people for pathetic people
>>739355758He wasn't orc-only, he was strength-only. The horde would rule right now if everyone hadn't betrayed him.I remember playing through MoP as a forsaken mage, and it was full of surreal scenes, like my mage comes across anduin in the wilderness or whatever, and instead of killing or capturing him as makes perfect sense, we just stand around and have a chat with the kid. Then some tauren faggot shows up and is like "you'd better not hurt anduin on my watch". Pretty sure that tauren wore a baby around his neck like a necklace, too. MoP really was where it all went 100% to shit.Anyway, zul'jin's a fucking faggot and I would've chosen the TRUE HORDE over him 10 times out of 10. Even if Garrosh was planning on purging the forsaken for being abominations, that's still better than the cucked little bitch faggots they have become. My mage would've sided with Putress too, incidentally, as any true forsaken should. Death to the living.
>>739356363>He wasn't orc-only, he was strength-only. so literally just orcs who aren't thrallfags >The horde would rule right now if everyone hadn't betrayed him.nah there's too many powerscaled beings on alliance who would have slapped his shit, sorry lorelet
>>739356312I sure love when my absolute monarch just fucks off somewhere and the entire kingdom is in disarray.
>>739356842cope, faggot. all the non-orcs (except forsaken) would've been welcome, if they'd stayed true like the goblins, they chose to betray him instead in order to go lick the boots of the alliance for no reason. meanwhile, garrosh was out there suplexing dragons in person like a boss. he was too good for the utter faggots that the playerbase has become.
>>739357032He was talking about Anduin, lmao
>>739357032goblins didn't stick with garrosh as a race, the bilgewater cartel betrayed him so he hired the blackfuse company to make him genocide weapons
>>739351551What is this referencing, I keep seeing it
>>739357837The Boys ending>>739346776
>>739357837Gay superhero slop #204 ended the other night.It was humiliation ritual #42,367.
>>739354190The best part is they probably tried to paint him as a bad guy with that but he just became the ultimate chad instead
>>739357975>>739357987Years ago I had a friend insist to me that the boys wasn't gay retarded faggot capeshit and that I needed to watch it, I think I made it through season 1 before I never spoke to him again. It is the very definition of goyslop
>>739354190>some intern creates the cutscene during his lunch break>it's the highlight of the expansion
>>739356312Be glad he died a chad and didn't live long enough to get pussified like Malfurion, Genn and Khadgar.
>>739358324feel so bad for garroshes original writer
>>739358167oh no, it's always been retarded faggot shit for golemsit isn't even consistent. it's just a clumsily woven tapestry of random moments the writer thought would be "cool" (usually based on the character being some vapid 'reference' to a real life political figure he hates getting 'owned') while he's sitting on the crapper with no consideration for how it fits into the overall narrativefucking panty and stocking has more internal consistency
>>739357032>all the non-orcs (except forsaken) would've been welcome>blood elf players still trying to convince everyone they're as badass as noncucked orcs and can join Garroshyou niggers are as cringe as the furry midgets and haranir oc queers
>>739354339>made by just one guyone guys holds a strong grip on direction while normally the product would have gone through several focus groups consisting of trannies and women
>>739351551Bump
>>739351551Wrong character.
>>739354319>Garrosh was unapologetic because he unironically did nothing wrongHe ruined a nice zone.
I would eat Janas (pre cataclysm) shit
>>739355758>He kicked out the majority of his own factionafter their leaders all tried to kill him, you left that part out. Cairne and Voljin literally try to kill him like a week after he gets sworn in, and lol if you think the fucking elves are trustworthy.
>>739356312what?Anduin was character assassinated by the nu california devsAnduin was a great character, he was a naive but brave kid and then in Legion/BFA we see him becoming a Kingthen Shadowlands came and pussified him
>>739362929it makes sense that Anduin turned into a pussy since he hung out with Baine "thank you for slaughtering our kids" Bloodhoof.
>>739362989>hung out with Bainebut Baine sat alone in Oribos the entire expansion
>>739351551I can't stand basedcuck Hollywood faggots. Imagine accidentally creating a good character, then getting mad that people like your trump stand-in so you have to destroy your own work to own the chuds
>>739363026enough about the Joker: Folie à Deux
>>739363084That's just another example. It's happened more than once
>>739363026watching evil characters is just fun, I dont see how it has anything to do with Trump, the actor playing Homelander also acted circles around most other people in the show, I think people just wanted a better ending than the humiliation ritual ending, seeing as they set him up as a tragic character with motivation for being an asshole, but then they make him do gay shit as a way to humiliate the character? interesting choice, why is offering to perform a homosexual act seen as the ultimate form of shame? not very progressive, anyway, in the end this is just going to be another utterly forgettable and bad show that this shithole wont let you forget
>>739358060kek. this looks like a body and a not attached head.
>>739359772>noooo we can't burn teldrassil.
>>739363421anyone that followed the show is a fucking retard and deserves itthe comic is way better than the show, I know it has a lot of shit but the reason is Hughiein the comic Hughie is a guy you root for
>>739358324hey at least he got a cool endingmeanwhile arthas just gets "go away"d by le redeemed girlboss slayqween sylvanashope every sylvanas simp at blizzard becomes homeless for ruining 3 expansions in a row
>>739358324>webmbased
>>739363750she came back in the latest raidwow is gonna do Shadowlands 2.0they never learn
>>739365035Not even blizzard are that stupid.
>>739365248https://youtu.be/o_N6jbquCmQ?is=WEXLL9t7hiIVoiiHlol, lmao even
>>739365338I know Sylvanas is back, but blizzard aren't doing shadowlands 2.0. There has to be some suit or marketing chick that looks at the numbers and goes "no fucking way".
>>739354190they probably thought that framing him as a hardheaded gigachud would paint him as like an like irredeemable asshole and the like and like no one would like him anymorecompletely ignoring that hardheaded gigachuds are kind of the essence of warcraft
>>739362929This guy always looked like justin bieber for me
>>739365338Total Steve Danuser victory
>>739356236The Boys ending
>>739365338My beautiful wifey Sylvanas <3
>>739351969Gul'dan literally stuffed fingers into his own butt and shoved them up Varian's nose after two Blasted Lands felguards sunk both their penises into his rectum, as Genn "The Bitch" Greymane watched frozen in horror, shaking and afraid, letting his King die just like he let his son die.
>>739355037>*GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK COUGH GLUCK SPIT* UNGH THE LIIGHT *GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGOOSHGOOSHGOOSH* THE LIGHT AHHHHHHH
>>739354037>>739356312Old WoW was so much better. Why do they have to ruin everything.
>>739366624They have done Tirion dirty for no real reason.
>>739366307da-nooser...
Doesnt wow have a quest where you need to go back in time and re-rape a dragon who had her rape undone?
>>739367204Don't worry he and most if not all of the dead characters are coming back to life once we break the Titans Soul Trap(The Shadow Lands) in the finale of the World Soul saga.
>>739368570I think you might have imagined it in your rotted brain.
>>739351551>Compare Garrosh fucking Hellscream to Orange Monkey.ngmi
>>739362929>character assassinatedthere was nothing to assassinate
>>739354190>linking the shitty fanmade version Kys, the wow versions jank is half of what makes that scene so good in the first place.
>Garrosh did nothing wrong memeThat may be the case for some things, but what about willingly taking and imbibing the power of an Old God and then wanting to make a vision come true that involved him killing absolutely everyone, including his Allies?Doesn't help that he berated Thrall for letting people summon Demons while Garrosh was summoning Old God Horrors.
>>739370221garrosh was a good boy, he just needed more money for dem programs
>>739351551This meme is certified based Makes trannies seethe
>>739359772>belves are the only one who can effectively cordon the alliance out of half their city>orgrimmar has been invaded and conquered like 3 times>undercity does not even exist anymore>"NOOOOO ELVES ARE GAY NOT MUH HORDE"