How come there are no games set on the Pacific Islands?It feels like such a good setting.Let's come up with one together.
>>739355791https://store.steampowered.com/app/1496590/Tchia/
>>739355791There's isles of sea and sky which is like a sokoban zelda.I think it's more polynesian themed though so I don't know if it counts.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1233070/Isles_of_Sea_and_Sky/
>>739355791rising storm
>>739355791you don't actually care abiout the replies all you wanted to do was post that pic of the older sister in the bikini
>>739355791Startropics and Adventure Island series first comes to mind. Tropical settings were very popular from like the 80s through the 00s.
Eh?
>>739357449>>739357531Looks cool, thanks anons.>>739357942Huh, I never realized far cry 1 was in the pacific but I guess that makes sense.It's a fictional location though from what I can remebmer.
>>739357942Once the Trigens show-up and it stops being a benchmark, but a very German FPS, it's really hard to recommend as of 2026 if you want more than just pretty beaches
>>739355791I want a threesome with them so badly
>>739357449Does the game have modeled panties?
>>739358128Stitch and Lilo? You sick fuck. One of those is an animal, and the other an alien.
>>739358217Lilo and Nani, dummy
Dave the Diver feels like it takes place in south-east asia part of pacific ocean.Don't remember if it's ever specified where the Blue Hole is at.
>>739355791Pokemon Sun and Moon and the upcoming one.
>>739355791Outside of other recs from anons ITT already mentioned...If you want the pacific oceans and islands particularly:>Abzu>Endless Ocean>The Sims 2: Castawayand obviously any movie tie-in game that may feature Lilo & StitchIf you want the feeling of the pacific oceans and islands while not getting hung up on being on the actual pacific ocean:>Mario Sunshine>Sonic Adventure (briefly)>Dead or Alive Xtreme series>Island (visual novel)>Tropico 2>Tropix 2>Wii Sports Resort
>>739358582oh fuck yeahi completely forgot about sun/moonenjoyed the shit out of it back in like 2016
>>739359068Yeah I guess I should've specified more that I mean games with that lilo and stitch or moana feel or vibe to them.Like a cool action rpg set on a beautiful pacific island with like all the mythology and gods and fantastical powers where you can fight volcano monsters and surf on the clean blue ocean would just go so hard.I'm just baffled that never happened as a setting for any like god of war or soulslike type thing.
>>739355791Does it have to be specifically the Pacific? whatabout generic island survival games like Stranded Deep?
>>739359261>Does it have to be specifically the Pacific? whatabout generic island survival games like Stranded Deep?I was just thinking specifically in the connection with the culture and mythology.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/962580/Summer_in_Mara/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1819450/Koa_and_the_Five_Pirates_of_Mara/
>>739359296Oh yeah, I forgot those games existed.Are they any good?
>>739359335Summer in Mara is okay if you're into that sort of game but otherwise I'd say noFive Pirates is pretty much the same deal, just a different type of gameI'm terrible at the gameplay in Five Pirates so I preferred Summer
>>739359719Ah well, I guess that makes sense.They are like some university's games or something if I remember correctly so I didn't expect much.
>>739359195Yeah, I get what you mean.With the Ocean Steam Fest going on now and seeing a few threats as of late mentioning "Oceancore" and similar aesthetics, I've started to write up a list of media with these vibes so to say. You might have seen some images like picrel floating around (hehe) and I've been trying to cobble together something about them these past days.What I've noticed is how much of a small niche this is. While there are some clear examples for movies and games, there's barely any in comparison to other genres but the aesthetic definitely exists and stuff gets made with these vibes.It's just a surprisingly small niche.
>>739359261Did they ever finish Stranded Deep? Last I saw it was pretty empty and they had given up and started working on a second one.
>>739355791Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure Final Fantasy X That entire Dreamcast era and genre
>>739355791I live in Hawaii. It sucks.
>>739361076No you don't.
>>739361076Yes you do.
>>739355791Will you mental 12 year olds quit saying ‘how come there’s no…’ every time you have a thought or want? There are thousands of pacific island games, just look at the company Sega. Fucking Japan is a Pacific Island full of people who love Okinawa and the Pacific. We have threads and threads about blue water and palm trees in video games, we have an entire meme that’s a lineup of like 8 classic video game character staring into the water of Emerald Coast. Why do you insist on saying ‘how come there’s no’? How fucking bad does it feel to produce basic thoughts, thinking like that?
>>739361076>It sucks.Why?
>>739361076How do you even own anything there? Wouldn't all the real estate be insanely competitive?
>>739355791There's no conflict on pacific islands except for fat brown people fighting while drunk or fat brown man beating his wife.t. lived on a pacific island my whole life
>>739361241It's expensive everywhere in the world so as usual people just become rent slaves.
>>739361229it's ghetto as fuck
are we gonna just like, ignore the big 3 yakuza games with an extreme amount of length?there is a reason why aboriginals of those islands don't really have many stories to tell however.
>>739361402It's ghetto as fuck in a lot of other places too.
Lilo's fertile big sister...>>739361229Having sex multiple times daily with his sisters is just too much for him
>>739361329I grew up on an Irish one and can confirm nothing happens on islands except local drama
>>739361228While I understand where you're coming from, there's a first time in everyone's lives.No need to be an ass about it and recommend some good games for the younger generation.
>>739361818OP isnt young, he’a just not thinking
>>739361841Or he was baiting for Nani or Lilo pics
Does path of exile count?
>>739362034I don't know?Does it take place on a pacific island?
>>739361076how does perfect year-round weather suck
>>739362259It's burning hot. Even if you use an umbrella it's burning hot.
>>739355791>Let's come up with one together.Sure, we need a genre first I guess.I was thinking a metroidvania would work to show all the cool abilities you can get with the different gods.But then I remembered that they all take place inside caves and undeground or indoors generally, so you wouldn't really see the setting.Unless there's a way to make one take place out in the open and still somehow have a big vertical map with blocked off points?
>>739355791
>>739362467That's just a generic fantasy island.It doesn't have anything to do with the pacific islander culture or myths or gods or iconography or anything.
>>739355791Gamecube ass aesthetic.
>>739361076post grocery receipt
>>739359886What would it take for this kind of thing to be real?I guess that world couldn't have a natural satellite, so that there would be no tides and the water level would stay the same. It would also have to be rich in non-corrosive metals because nothing could be made of iron.
>>739363126I don't go to the store.
>>739363167Where do you get food then?
>>739362356Afterimage (?) takes place mostly in above ground areas but still works
>>739363253Hmm, okay.But I mean I don't know how the exploration works in the game, maybe it's very linear/horizontal?
>>739355791>How come there are no games set on the Pacific Islands?
>>739363367?I thought PSO2 is set in space.
>>739363327It can still be vertical in areas, like buildings or waterfalls/cliffs and still be mostly on the surface so you can see the lovely island visuals. Gates can be rock slides or water or anything really
>>739363391they pissed on the moon you idiot
>>739361076I lived in hawaii. Hated it too.>>739362259It's not perfect. It's consistently too hot, too humid, and will at random rain so fucking hard you can't see for 5 minutes then stop for 5 minutes then start again for an entire day. The people are all weird or drug addicts or both. There's a ton of people who think they can sell all their stuff then move to hawaii to fish and live on the beach but they realize that isn't possible for them so they just become beach bum junkies. Everything is too expensive, it's hard to get things if it's not already on the island from someone else like computer parts. There's very little options for businesses if you need or want to go out. It's full of low tier sex tourists and just tourists in general. It's not as bad as some other places but as with any location where tourism is the main export there's a humongous discrepancy between the poor people who live there and the rich fat cats coming to treat your home like a playground.Also coming from the island of Kauai there's just thousands of wild chickens all over the place that are mean as fuck and violent. God forbid you go to Honolulu or just near military bases in general which are full of retarded jar heads who are treating their enlistment in hawaii like a nonstop party.
>>739363151>What would it take for this kind of thing to be real?If you're thinking real-real, I think this could be somewhat feasible on earth. Just definitely not in our lifetimes.Climate change caused massively rising sea levels. Carrington-class solar storm wiping out technology to start again. Humanity surviving the resource wars caused by the apocalypse. People working together after the horrors to start anew instead of murdering each other (requires a drastic decrease in population so resources are not as much of an issue as during the apocalypse).Building transportation that survives the risen sea levels could come after the population slowly starts to increase after the initial struggles.A change in human mentality towards optimism and harmony with nature definitely needs a societal restart so this kind of thing has to happen generations after the apocalypse so people kind-of forget about the current world order.If you're talking about the humanoid animals, that could be a result of genetic engineering but it's at odds with the world climbing back from these apocalyptic events that could result in the bus stations.If you're not talking about "real-real" but simply experiencing this in any way, full-sensory virtual reality could allow this very thing to happen and it has a chance to become true in our lifetimes.
>>739358316I like diving games but wasnt that woke as fuck? I mean i already find an obese diver ridicolous but whatever.
New Stitch game when?
>>739363202My mommy
>>739359068>>739355791There’s something about the ocean man…it’s just calming. All my stress goes away as soon as I get near an ocean, without even thinking about it. There’s something spiritual there for sure.
Macross Zero was aesthetic af, wouldn't mind something like that in a vidya.
>>739364586Disney speedstorm was a few years ago but it was shit.
>>739355791Chilling on the beach with my bros Stitch and Gantu
Japan is technically part of the Pacific Islands.
>>739365041>you think someone would just do that?>go on the internet and tell lies?
>>739364565There is no commentary on gender, sexuality, race, or politics from what I remember. There are 2 fat guys and a black sushi chef. You hunt for fish with a harpoon gun and sell them.
>>739364948lilussy
>>739365105>My source on Japanese information? Some British person on the internet.
>>739365105>Is located in the middle of the pacific and is an island>Is not a pacific island because they don't share the """culture"", whatever the fuck that means>AI>1 sourcekys
Whether it's island or jungle I need more games with tribal native inhabitants.
>>739364948I'm cumming.
>>739365105>it is literally an island in the Pacific Ocean, but it doesn't count as a Pacific island because some talking monkeys feel a certain way!Yeah, nawe, yer a cunt, m8.
>>739365126WOKEWOKEWOKEWOKEREEEEEEEETHE DOW IS OVER 50,000!!!
>>739365807>>739365831>>739366069Sorry, nukapatamauisheedchangyou're not japanese.
>>739366357>SorryAnon I don't think I would want to be Japanese.
>>739366415then why be so buttblasted about japan not being part of your ghetto islands culture
>>739366448I never said I was buttblasted, you wrote that right now, yourself. Getting defensive? Offended unintentionally?
>>739366501>making 3 posts seething about a fact>not buttmadok
>>739366357There are no "japanese", just Pacific Islanders.
>>739366539I made 1 post and it was a joking jab. I'm not actually trying to make you feel bad.>madIf you want to do me a favor, can you highlight the parts that come across as angry. I want to improve my writing.I typically write with a neutral tone, so someone asserting anger is a problem.
>>739365886Mad Island
>>739367012Watching the trailing and I get to the part where there's a ton of hanged people>this looks fun
>>739355791Post Lilo's sister's feet
>>739355791Pacific islanders are all obese.Their national dish is fried spam.
>>739355791Test Drive UnlimitedTest Drive Unlimited 2The Crew Motorfest
>>739365886how about a MEXICAN GENOCIDE SIMULATOR
>>739368631damn, i remember pineapple on pizza
>>739358004I can second Sea and Sky as a great sokoban game (although the original title was better). The exploration in the game is top-notch and the puzzles are pretty well crafted, with each island introducing new mechanics that culminate satisfyingly in a series of challenges that combine everything you've learned. The ice island can go FUCK itself though.
>>739359195Something like wind waker but with a mythology inspired setting? Could be cool
>>739368989Sure, that's one way to do it.It doesn't necessarily have to be mostly sailing like WW but instead just one big island you can get around and some smaller ones around here and there if you want to go out of your way to explore.
>>739364948Ohana is what I want to start with Lilo
>>739369085>>739364948SSSSSSSEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>739369128No, bad.
>>739369140:(
Is Pillars of eternity 2 counted?
>>739369278It's just vaguely tropical.Also RTWP games are meh.
>>739368179Pre-contact Hawaiians banned women from eating pork for a reason
>>739368179They’re the fun kind of obese
>>739369475>Pre-contact Hawaiians banned women from eating pork for a reasoncowards
>>739369475Damn that's sexy, her and the lifeguard babe really did it for me back when I was 12
>>739368542lel
>>739369475>drawing attention to her wombdon't do this to me
>>739369796>insert leon meme
>>739355791Anyway, foursome
>>739370214Uh uh uh, based?
>ctrl+f "crash bandicoot">no resultsWhat the actual fuck? It's by far the most famous example of polynesian culture in video games, even though it's only cartoony and not really part of the plot except for the masks.
>>739370464well like you said outside of the 2 masks it's really not a part of it
why did they do it?
>>739370464More of a temple/jungle/scifi lab game
>>739370689Did they really change the ending?
>>739370689easy money
>>739370812Yeah Nani leaves for college in CaliJumba was the bad guyNo GantuBut Nani has a literal Portal gun and can visit Lilo whenever she wantsLilo lives with the granny and Nanis boyfriend
>>739371192>Leaves so she can study Marine Biology>When she already lives in fucking Hawaii which is the place that has a top 5 best Marine Biology course in the US>Not like that matters anyways because of the portal gun you mentionedWhat a weird choice.
>>739371581what did you expect from a movie written by chatgpt
>>739371192That's all retarded but>Jumba was the bad guy>No Gantumakes no sense. Why make a longer movie just to cut characters?
>>739371581Yeah why even have the portal gunThey even do the infinite drop fall to beat JumbaJumba could've stayed good, Pleakley was still good>>739371664And the movie made 18 billion dollars they could've invested more in the CG for GantuI only kinda liked it because my little brother did but he 100% prefers the cartoon
need more lilo porn comics (colored)
>>739369475This guy also voiced Stitch so you can read it in his voice. An unabashedly horny artist.>>739371894>I only kinda liked it because my little brother did but he 100% prefers the cartoonI'm sort of glad my siblings aged out of these things. I had to watch Suicide Squad three times.
>>739371664Its Disney's 2nd most successful remake, probably its most successful one because its getting an actual sequel unlike all the other ones. Nostalgia is a hell of a thing in this case.
>>739355791What's the gameplay?
>Show gives us Stitch but RED and EVIL>Game gives us Stitch but GREEN, mutated and envious. Green with envy you could sayWhen licensed games are slightly more thought out lol
>>739369475>>739355791>>739372626That womb pouch is begging to be filled
>>739371664Gantu was one of the best parts of the movie, cutting him to save on budget is such a slap in the face. Same with making Jumba the bad guy.
>>739373804The thing thats worse is it removes any level of nuance the original had. Like Lilo being this weird autist with an introspective view on tourism and how its affecting Hawaii. Or the frustration of Cobra Bubbles trying to help Nani/Lilo with the social worker now being replaced by a woman, because he does give her many chances to improve her situation. Jumbaa and Pleakley don't even dress up as people anymore, they're holograms played by their voice-actors in live-action.
>>739355791Nani and the female lifesaver were my first faps as a 12 year old
>>739364565Not really although there are negros, the big controversy you are probably thinking about is that it got nominated for best indie game at the game awards despite not being even slightly indie
>>739361076Still haunted from having fucked your sister?
>>739359886>octopushehehehe
>>739355791Anon, every single game from the early to mid 2000s was set on a pacific island
>>739355791This existed. I think it was actually a fantasy world inspired by Polynesia. Also, I think some of the Bionicle games count.
>>739374259Nani, Chel, and Roxanne were my holy trinity.
>>739362951>posts the south pacific islanderbased,
>>739359886H-Huh?
>>739374259>nani>not liloyou are a normie fag, im afraid. This is why you are a frog poster.
>>739361076I unironically love Hawaiian shirts>>739355791
>>739369085>>739364948>>739362356Been a while since I've watch L&S, guess I'll get to it this weekend
>>739375695The artist, Nekomasu, whose art is surprisingly difficult to track down, seems to like the "secretly very dark" trope or something like that.The directions in both the pic you're replying to and picrel in the lower left corner reads>OI YAMEROwhich translates>HEY! STOP [what you're doing] !This specific pic that I posted has an alternate version where no one is on the streets and some black/purple sludge monster is prowling during the evening.If someone has that pic please post it, I couldn't find that but I remember seeing it years ago.
>>739361076does hoana actually mean family
>>739377150And here I was hoping to get grabbed by catgirls and dragged off to the breeding chambers
>>739359886>a crab that fucking bigThe second any of those catgirls get a bit too close to the seafloor they're turning into crustacean food
>>739358128Shimaidon...
>>739377865Good thing white guys arent doing this on an island todayPraise jebus
chubby tribal lolis
>>739377865>/v/ constantly whines about foreign invaders ruining everything and abrahamic religion taking away their favorite hobbies or making life worse for them>someone posting an anime image praising foreign invaders using abrahamic religion to "pacify" people
>>739370169>Stitch, Im already on the spectrum, fuck me so hard Ill go full retard.>(Revolted alien gibberish)
>>739378103*Jews
>>739378663yeah white guys
>>739377865>paganism is evil>more at 11
>>739377865"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex. Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." - Two Eagles
>>739378663a lot of them were white but yeah most were jewish
I prefer Mertle.
>>739379914Is she meant to be white? Redhead Hawaiians aren't a thing.
>>739380125The round eyes and the skin color wasnt obvious enough?
>>739380559idk, arr rook the same.
>>739355791>Nani willl never give me a footjobWhy live?
last game i played that was set on a pacific island was genuinely bf5
>>739380125Mixed I guess?
>>739355791I'm a little surprised how popular stitch is. Is like realizing Sonic is more popular with kids still than you think, but with Stich it's older women.
>>739380125I have a History book to loan you.
>>739380903I don't want your copy of Mein Kampf
>>739355791Nani is very beautiful
>>739355791Brown ferals don't deserve representation except for absolute mockery.
>>739381032Chill dude
>>739364948Get some taste. She's a few years too young.
>>739359886>>739363694>>7393771501 part Subnautica1 part Mega Man LegendsBlend until smoothServe over ice.Garnish with an anime wedge and a little umbrella.
>Not a single mention of Voyagers of NeraIt's a Chrono Cross vibed survival crafting game with a story.
I know this is a controversial opinion on /v/ because>tumbler art>contains cucktier love interest with literal stretch marks and a kidbut Coral Island is my entry to the list. Fuck you I enjoyed it.
>>739377865thank you captains cuck and suck, very cool
>>739358316they dont need to specify it because its the diving equivalent of stating "they dont specify where the eiffel tower is"
>>739379914Cute belly.
>>739382720How did it get that name
>>739380980>animated vaginal bones
>>739380980plapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplap
>>739384390you're refering to Lilo, right?
>>739384426she can watch
>>739384426no that's the sound it makes when you paddle a surfboard, retard
>>739384810not true
>>739384810canon
>>739361818RaCast should be in this picture as well, PSO easily has one of the most gorgeous beaches of the era
>>739384810I like both
>>739384810>Lilo doesn't work unless she's a bit off modelThe character design in this movie is iconic for a reason, off model just means the artist sucks.
>>739380980I want to burrow my face into nani's bare soles.
>>739363548met a couple beach bums when in hawaii few years ago. honestly jealous, dude just sleeps on the beach and plays music with friends at night, says he hasnt worked in 10 years and never wants to leave, he loves everyday shame about his teeth though
>>739386198where does he get money for food?
people who live in paradise love to complain about how much it sucks as if it doesnt suck just as much everywhere else but with worse weather
>>739386283He sucks dicks with his toothless gums
>>739386316yeah...nothing to be jealous of then
>>739386283if i recall somehow his friends get food every night, i didnt ask how.he was extremely thin, but not skeleton, just the body of a man who doesnt work and lives on a beach everyday it probably does suck overall and he's just used to it, but still jealous, i wish i could lay in that warm water every day with almost no cares in the world
>>739386198this lifestyle is great until you get into your 40s and get health problems and then you're totally fuckced with a ten year CV gap and no savings. did it for 4 years
QUICK GUYSI NEED COMFY BEACH MUSIC FROM VIDYA TO LISTEN TONOW!!!!!!!!
>>739355791Tomb Raider 3 has a whole sequence of levels called Pacific Islands
>>739380125Haole
>>739387009https://youtu.be/jmG5RAvnxdk?si=YnkBR28sJfjZQO3z
>>739380980I like Lilo's belly.
Wasn't there some gacha just released with a sea train?
>>739363050>Caribbean >Pacific Nigga pls
>>739387009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01hlTBxM6cA
>>739383231I rated how it felt.
>>739380980nani's pale soles HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>739387009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lnmhSD8Ak
>>739380980looks like Xi Jingping
Soak up the sun!
>>739364586A Pokémon collect-a-thon with all the experiments could work.
>>739387732Reminder that the Lilo and Stitch show was intentionally made that way to compete with Pokemon.
>>739364948Reminder>>739364923The best part of the otherwise meh interation of macross
How about beach core game music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_4FokoGyY
Reminder Canonically Nani doesn't wear panties
>>739387009https://youtu.be/phyRXdMvjbo
>>739388098>when you remember shes 18 in the first movie
>>739388098
>>739355791Chrono Cross?Yeah, it's a terrible sequel and only kind of decent as a standalone title, but it definitely fits the bill.
>/co/ crossposters talking about lilo and stitch on /v/The mods there must of have gotten tired of the nani and lilo threads>>739379914For me it's her crew
>>739388310Its a perfectly fine game on its own if you ignore the name
I just want to go to the Marshall Islands and explore deserted atolls why is life so lame and expensive
>>739388374Sucks that the only decent L&S game is a ps1 Crash clone.
>>739361076my boomer mother squandered most of what little money she had to move to Hawaii because she thought the entire island was some kind of paradise only to be met with junkies and other trash threatening to kill her, she came back within a couple of weeks>I didn't know there was ghetto in HawaiiHer actual words, verbatim.
>>739387824Disney could hire any of a dozen different developers and make the game look better than any Game Freak title in two years.
>>739388098The official reason was because Stitch pulls her clothes at one point and showing her panties would be "too sexual"
>>739388661coming from somebody who botched moving and wasted most of their money, why the fuck would she not at least go on holiday there once first to scout it out? that seems incredibly impulsive and reckless even by my standards
>>739377865And all this just happened to occur around wealthy white sailors bringing lots of foreign goods for trade.
>>739388501You know the answer. It's always the shrews
>>739388848>Chief, a white man with goods is coming over.>Free all the rapists. I know the best way to scare him into lowering the price.
>>739386120>>739387503Nani's yummy exotic feet.
>>739389132very strange having simple cartoon drawing with realistic feet
>>739389132>>739389267The nearsighted experience
>>739384810>the first thing you see when your ship capsizes because the sailors took out all the iron nails (like you also did) and you swim back to shore
>>739389267It's AI and it was prompted to focus on the feet so it did.
>>739364565It's kind of boring but not particularly "woke". It is firmly a casual game though.
>>739388440Well, that's kind of hard to do when the game spends its last quarter or so beating the player over the head with bullshit, roundabout continuity plot points.
>>739389267You dont post Nani feet but when someone else posts you complain. Instead of complain post pics of nani feet you consider as better.
>>739390000Why would I when I don't have the brain malformity required to have a foot fetish?
>>739389617Every Trigger reference felt so cheap. You always enter portals and different dimensions to get a quick little glance at something Trigger then it's back to Cross's unrelated story. And that's saying a lot since the games are literally about portals and different dimensions. Like they just tacked them all on at the end.
>>739355791gears of war hivebusters.
>>739368542what game?
>>739368542only if I genocide them by impregnating their lolis
>>739357942i assumed this was somewhere around the gulf of mexico (also sometimes called the gulf of america)
>>739392386
>>739378950Why'd they call him Two Eagles?
>>739388646>prefering the garbo crash clone over the metal slug-like on GBARetard.
>>739395203Well if I knew that existed, maybe I would have rated it at all.
>>739369602That's right goy. Cowards each and every single one of them
>"I'm not racist when I'm horny" the thread
>>739395674Who's racist against Hawaiians?
>>739355791Honestly, I'm almost dissapointed that the fist example wasn't Pokemon Sun and Moon. >>739372626He also made a fuckton of porn about polinecian girls fucking aliens.
>>739395751Some Seattle Negroe toasing coconut sized rocks to seals... He got some fafo justice though
>>739369140Outercourse is still sex
>>739355791I wish there were more island survival type of games, I can't believe that the only clones I could find that scratched the itch were eroges.
>>739388187Too old
>Animated Lilo & Stitch "Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind. I'll do everything in my power to keep us together Lilo, you're all I have left in this world.">Live Action Lilo & Stitch "Ohana means family. Family mea- IS THAT A SCOLARSHIP FOR A COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA!? ARIBA!!!! HERE SOCIAL WORKERS, YOU CAN TAKE THIS DUMBASS BRAT. ADIOS LILO, I'M OFF TO LIVE MY LIFE! ~~~~CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE~~~"How did they mess up the message of the movie so badly
>>739397916>wants to go to college for Marine Biology>decides to go to Cali instead of Hawaii, the state she already lives in that is famously known for its Marine Biology Programs
>>739355791>>739359068The sequel to that Ubisoft game, Immortals, was gonna be a game where you play as Maui. It was looking quite fun, sadly that meant they canceled it
>>739359068Moana is unironically the sexiest Disney princess
>>739362356If the game is anything like that image, I'll play it
>>739398195Mulan is hotter
>>739357531pretty good even if some of the islands drag down the atmosphere (ice island…)
>>739398195I prefer Meg
>>739376924>>739364948>>739362356I like lolis but L&S's lolis do absolutely nothing to me.
>>739398416>sticc chink
>>739355791Lilo was my first crushHow did i let the pacific islander virus get me at such a young age?
>>739397916They changed Pinocchio so he doesn't become a real boy in the end too (because he was a boy in his heart). I like to give people the benefit of the doubt but it does look like these remakes are fucking with the core themes to match "modern" sensibilities.
>>739398539>he doesn't like bratty tribal lolisit's a terminal case of the gay, I'm afraid
>>739397672don't look up what happened to survival kids
>>739398678You saw a fellow troubled kid or your masculine protective instinct kicked in early.>>739398794>tribalLilo doesn't have a tribe
>>739398794>he doesn't like bratty tribal lolisBut I do. The problem is their design, they look like actual toddlers.
>>739398539>>739398794>>739398912always amusing when a porn-addicted lolicon who likes shadman-style short flat women encounters a genuine pedophile.
>>739399227I don't think you know what lolis are
>>739398539Power to you but I'm todcon so she fits my criteria
>>739399227>shadman-style short flat womenThose weren't women lol
>>739398539I LOVE loli so L&S loli are sexy as fuck lust provoking walking onaholes
>>739400447I know you're making a joke about the rare gayshit he mad but that anon is one of those that thinks lolis are JS or below and that JCs don't count (even though JCs were the original lolis back when ot was divided into the three -con groups)
>>739401283>made....it
>>739397916Ohana means family, and family means support the economy.
>>739371192>Lilo lives with the granny and Nanis boyfriend>and Nanis boyfriendI've read enough hentai to know where this is going.
Doesn't Kingdom Hearts start on a vaguely Pacific Island?
>>739401761*"economy"
>>739371894they made the portal gun because they had to make her leave to go suck some cock in city (oh pardon me, study biology) and free herself.
>>739355791you a dummy
>>739401761Ill support it by having sex with Nani
>>739355791i wanna fuck nani
>>739398774Changing Snow White to a fucking peasant rebellion story and turning SW into a gruff girlboss is what really pissed me off.
>>739366150hello gcj
>>739361818>>739362467based
Fenyx Rising was going to have a sequel themed on this but it was canceled.
>>739398195She is a god-tier foot slut for sure
>>739384810youre so boring
>>739355791>How come there are no games set on the Pacific Islands?Sims 4 does exist though
What in the actual fuck is taking the mods so fucking long to delete this cartoon thread? This shitty thread has nothing to do with gaming FUCK YOU bastards go back to the cartoon board. Goddamn this board.
>>739397916The elites and leftists of the world all helped ruin Hawaii.
>no one posts the lifeguard also I love thighs
>>739355791Medal of Honor Pacific
>>739412537
I would rather have more games set on Northern Atlantic islands. Like the Outer Hebrides, Orkneys, Faroe Isles etc.
>>739412589
>>739355791Chrono Cross
>>739401275they look like potatoesnothing appealing at all
>>739409606>ubishitand nothing of value was lost
>>739412312>you bastard benchod bloody bastard!good morning saaar
>>739412802this bitch was so fucking hot
>>739415149No she wasn't hot. She was a lifesaver so she was fucking wet all the time.
>>739361241>>739361359Hawaii is actually quite affordable if you don't give a fuck about living in the boonies 5-20 miles from the beachesit's basically a humid sweltering mosquito-and-rainstorms south-Asian-style jungle island hellscape unless you actually live on the beach>>739362259man who's never spent more than 7 days during vacation season in Hawaii alert>>739363548this man knows ball
>>739355791Play Startropics on the NES
>>739416009Hell, even waterfront or close is pretty cheap. The ACTUAL cost is that eg on the big island, unless you've got a cushy remote job, you ain't got nowhere to go, there are insanely few non-tourism local jobs so if you lose your job you are fucked, your hours coincide poorly with the mainland US because they're up so much earlier than you, so it's hard to keep a job, it's a million degrees, the mosquitos are hungry, it's inconvenient to live because you're gonna have a shitty corner store grocery store or you're gonna have to drive 20 miles roundtrip through single lane jungle to get food, nothing ever happens locally because you're in the middle of nowhere, and the native hawaiian all fucking hate you and will never accept you because they don't like Americans and mildly don't view themselves as Americans.It's idyllic for like a week or two, and if you're the kind of person who would happily surf every day and sit on a beach for 50 years till you get skin cancer and die, there's much to speak for it, but it's a life in stasis and it drives most people insane after a few years. Pay for the flight and a nice hotel, but that's all.
>>739416009>living room sized shack of cardboard>yeah that will be 325,000 + tip
>>739416009>0.5 bathroomskek
>>739373134Who the fuck watches these movies? Who even goes to the movies anymore? I have two kids, neither have been to the movies and when they want to watch the tv it’s cocomelon. You couldn’t force them to watch a Disney movie, even a classic one let alone a live action remake and all kids are like that these days. Is it really just 35 year old Disney Karen’s eating this slop up?
>>739414510not for u
my girlfriend is from hawaii, i rather go to japan instead
>>739416624it's kidsi went with mine because she loves stitch and the theater was filled with kids and parents and needless to say they all loved it
>>739403760wtf adventure island is set on the pacific islands?
>>739416009It’s a lot like living in “SoCal” except there’s too many people here>unless you’re a millionaire you are not living in a beach city>you’re an hour commute away from any beach in which is essentially Arizona >suburb hell, Hispanic ghetto, or rural desert fuck nowhere take your pic>when it’s hot, it’s over 110. When it’s cold it’s freezing to where you sometimes have snow>the snow isn’t even nice powdery snow you’d see elsewhere it’s shitty packed ice that’s hard as concrete But at least you can spend hours commuting to a beach city and larp that you’re “California dreaming”
>>739416538Hate to call you poor but it's an island and they're not making more land, it's a shockingly good price for anyone with the kind of remote job that would make living in one suck less ass. Price per square foot in houston's like $179 and that shitbox is $376. Miami's typically $485, Seattle's $572, New York's $802, and San Francisco's $978. It's not cheap cheap, but if you're making money, you probably can just buy outright and you're done.>>739416563It's not how I'd want to live with a family or kids, but for a certain kind of>just eat microwave meals, garden, and use the house as a place to do drugs, take a dump, and crash after work or all day surfingit's actually quite nice. You even get a "storage unit" with septic aka>place to stash your druggie friends that isn't your actual pad>>739416879ambivalent, lived in CA in my late 20s. as long as you go in knowing >you're paying for the climate and anything else you get is a bonus, pick the shit you actually care about because every extra will cost an arm and a legit's not too bad
>>739417108i live in greenwich ny so this is all foreign to mei think it would be boring living somewhere that remote
>>739416009I think florida would be the same if not for dumb florida man memes warding all the weaklings off so im grateful for that
>>739417195It is UNFATHOMABLY so.It's also pretty peaceful.>>739417243Florida's also swampy, which is like jungle but worse. You can make nice jungle, hard to make nice swamp
>>739412164>all the cunts dumping shit everywhere and pirating fish like they own the landJust like the real thing desu
fuckin haolesstay away from my aina
>>739416009>Hawaii is actually quite affordable if you don't give a fuck about living in the boonies 5-20 miles from the beachesI heard the natives were effectively getting priced into extinction. They're brown but not technically minorities so you can genocide them like the feather injuns on the reserves with impunity.
>>739401761*Local economyNot longnose and nepofilled "global" economy
>>739417590No, the Californian economy.
>>739416624>Who even goes to the movies anymore?Dunno but they still insist that venture isn't going the way of the Dodo. I went through a kinoplex a few weeks ago and the place was depressing. Just bollywood shit frontloading the inhouse billboards because the rest is subpar.
>>739355791Behold, polynesian lore...
>>739417514it's not just hawaiians, it's all locals slowly getting priced out of homebasically must you go into medicine, construction, or military, otherwise you will barely make enough money to survive out thereI am born and raised there but a majority of my friends (including me) left to go make money elsewhereand I have to hear about motherfuckers like larry ellison and the zuck buying shit tons of land just because they canI hate it
>>739417697>when your creation myth is based upon Mother Earth and Father Sky fucking so much that you and your siblings have to push them off each other to form the worldIt's either that or simps trying to woo giants with bird songs only to turn into a rock from getting ghosted. And people thought the Egyptians were horndogs with their cum slinging contests at the dinner table.
Behold polynesian historical culture>Peripubertal females, in many cultures of Oceania, were noted to often be publicly sexually active with adults. Cook reported copulation in public in Hawai‘i between an adult male and a female estimated to be 11 or 12 “without the least sense of it being indecent or improper.” The disapproval implicit in Cook’s report probably was caused as much by the public nature of the activity as by the age-related aspects.>In Tahiti, one missionary noted in his diary that the High Priest Manimani, “though nearly blind with age, is as libidinous now as when thirty years younger; …[he] has frequently upwards of a dozen females with him, some of them apparently not above twelve or thirteen years of age”.Gauguin credited the inspiration for his famous painting “Manao tupapau” (“The Specter Watches Over Her”), completed in 1892, to his 13-year-old Tahitian “wife” Teha‘amana.>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities, and the natives assisted in the efforts. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males.http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html
>>739417697I see what's happening hereYou're face to face with greatness and its strange, dont even know how to feel
>>739417750>and I have to hear about motherfuckers like larry ellison and the zuck buying shit tons of land just because they canThey're just hedging their bets against the eventual water wars like the coin clipping pricks they are. Money is fake and the only real wealth is in hard resources and land that you rentseek out to people who can't into Mongolian styled nomadic living.
>>739417514Jewish greed and colonialism ruined those islands.
>>739417891Maui walloping the shit out of the Sun with his granny's cursed jawbone was ludo. That's the kind of shit Samson would do when he was genocide members of the Peleset.
>>739417514Nah you'll see 'em everywhere. Everyone's poor as shit and a lot of them are strung out on ice, but they're still there.Hawaii by its nature is kinda a third world country in the shit parts; it never was particularly meaningfully integrated in the American empire besides tourism, militarily and agriculturally. You're never putting your multinational there, or your tech company, or your finance company; you could never get the workers and it doesn't make any fucking sense in terms of office space or living quarters. So not too much money flows in, and the nice parts catch basically all of it.So when all it's good for is being gorgeous, in all other ways it's basically like pretty much any other southeast Asian Jungle island Samoans could've and would've sailed to, and basically all of them are also poor shitholes because that's the economics of islands, they're not mainlands and suck shit.>>739417750> a majority of my friends (including me) left to go make money elsewherepretty much forced
>>739418029>So when all it's good for is being gorgeous, in all other ways it's basically like pretty much any other southeast Asian Jungle island Samoans could've and would've sailed to, and basically all of them are also poor shitholes because that's the economics of islands, they're not mainlands and suck shit.Seems almost comical when you compare them to a place like Taiwan. Not even 200 hundred years ago that was an island reserved for grass skirt wearing headhunters, Qing dynasty pirates and those who lost in the many autism wars that plagued the imperial court. Does seem like it is being actively neglected for anything outside of surface level vanity projects. Not to say that every island full of boongas has potential but with the level of backing involved you'd assume there would be more incentive to do something with it.
>>739417880>(“The Specter Watches Over Her”), completed in 1892, to his 13-year-old Tahitian “wife” Teha‘amana.kek these old pervs were really sailing to the middle of the ocean just to marry 12 year olds without the church bothering them. Say what you like about modern morality but we're better than them at least.
>>739418258What's wrong with assimilating to the local culture of the place you're moving to?
>>739418309Why go all the way to Tahiti for children instead of marrying adult women at home?
>>739418430Why marry an ugly and bitchy hag in some cold rainy country when you can marry a cute brown loli in a tropical paradise?
>>739357449fpbp, underrated game.
>>739418513Morality? Fear of Hell?
>>739362184NTA, but effectively no as the bulk of the narrative is spent on a cursed as fuck continent whose biomes are much greater than what you'd expect out of New Zealand let alone Australia. There are not-Maori however (the Karui) as one of the handful notable cultures recurring in the game and a lot of their former (or concurrent) presence can be seen in the acts with beaches.The sequel does have assorted islands you visit to progress Act 4, including an island of Karui.
>>739418571Monothetist religions were literally invented by ancient middle eastern pedophilesNothing in the scriptures prohibits marrying teenagers
>>739397916Too many bastards in the world, they can't relate to strong family values
>>739362356Colony sim where you build up before your island sinks.End game looks like this:>>739359886
>>739358093>but a very German FPSelaborate on that, pleasein my experience german vidya is pretty dogshit with a couple exceptions. they have no creativity and everything is compartmentalized>it's really hard to recommend as of 2026how come? Played it a couple years ago and it does hold up well
>>739398396same
>>739355791there's an ocean steam fest going on now so i imagine it has something like that there
>>739419097IIRC there's that colony game where your settlers live on a concrete ruin complex in the middle of the ocean, and you must contend with the regular tidal shifts to get resources below and build around the limited space the ruins provide (complete with "le structural physics" meme)
>>739421826>>739419097https://store.steampowered.com/app/2706020/ALL_WILL_FALL/
>>739355791Path of Exile by technicality.
>>739363548I'm on Kauai rn for vacation. These damn rooster's keep waking me up at 5AM everyday outside my room. Most locals I've met are friendly, but I definitely get a weird vibe from some of them. Overall having a great time though, any spots you recommend?
>>739355791I love nice water
>>739417108>but it's an island and they're not making more landDepends on an island. I new island was formed by a volcano near Japan 3 years ago. But it won't last long. Accounting for longevity, the newest island is Surtsey, formed in 1963.
>>739362259I'm really curious what people mean when they say "perfect year-round weather". In my understanding, that would be always sunny, but not hot, and no rain. I don't think that's possible on Earth.
>>739422328oceanic islands near the equator are about as perfect as it getsaverage temps around 25 c, high humidity, breezy winds but no cyclonesyou get a lot of rain, that's basically the one downside
>>739368542>>739393841>game is literally named Plus Ultra>retard is shocked it fellates the SpanishLMAO.
