>watching girl play Elden Ring>they meet Blaidd for the first time>instant lip bite and visible arousalwhat's his appeal to the female brain
you just KNOW
>>739410707voicecels wouldn't know
>>739410707the knot
>>739410707Why do we not see any other wolf menGuranq doesnt count
>>739410707White women amirite?
>>739410707Think I was wearing his head around for a bit
>>739410707Blaidd should have been a girl.
>>739410707>Watching Are you a pawn or a player?
>>739410707>10 feet tall and strong>armor >gentle voice and a pleasant demeanoreven i (a man) thought he was kinda hot until i realized that ugly wolf mask was his actual face.
>>739413452Me on the bottom
>>739410707BKC
>>739413452Me on the bottom, but male
HAHA GUYS WHAT IF BLAIDD HAD A MASSIVE SWEATY COCK HE NEVER CLEANED WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE HORRIBLE HAHA I CAN'T STOP THUNKING ABOUT HIS THROBBING CANINE COCK AS A JOKE, BUT ONLY AS A JOKE BECAUSE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO HUMANOID ANIMALS UNIRONICALLY AND ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN THEY'RE SPRAYING WOLF SEMEN INSIDE MY ASSHOLE
They turned Radahn gay in the DLC btw. Friendly reminder.
>>739417763Miquella can pass as a woman, doesn't count
>>739417667this, but unironically
>>739410707>pounces on you in animalistic rage>thrusts his throbbing cock in and out without a care for you>neck locked between his jaws like a vice>teeth digging into your soft flesh >hot breath and musk smothering your senses>as he climaxes his knot seals you as he floods you with his seed>clenches his jaw drawing blood and suffocating you, bringing you to the brink>as reason returns to him realizes what he's done>you're meant to be his friend>holds you close and nurses you back, slowly coming to>the first thing you see is his eyes, full of regret>but deeper down you still see a buried burning lustBasically that's why.
Why are women like thisThey knew what they were doing
>>739410707Furry character >:(Furry character, Japan :O
>>739410707>lip biteIt's performative. Nobody does that irl
>>739410965Why can we find his head as a helmet? Even before he dies.
>>739410707He's peak masculinity, plus the exotic factor of being a bastmen. The opposite is a female anthro with curvy hips and big booba.
>>739410965They're assassins made by the greater will, Blaidd was reprogrammed, the others are trying to kill Ranni.
>>739410707>lip bite and visible arousalwhat's the male equivalent
>>739410707>>739410757
>>739422593Reaching down and scratching your balls really obviously
>>739410707>watching girl play Elden Ringstopped reading right there. closed thread. called OP a nigger. saged the thread. reported OPs post. called the FBI and claimed OP is a domestic terrorist and is plotting to attack today. called my mom and said i love her. closed my browser and took a shit then dabbed.
>>739422640This is retarded. I scratch my balls because they itch or get stuck to my thighs.
>>739410707I remember years ago seeing a female streamer do the same thing when they saw Magnus from Spyro Reignited
>>739410707Why do shitskins like larping as women so much
>>739410707Thank you Saar, but your fan fiction sucks.
Performative safe horniness, the moment they're deemed problematic they'll stop.
>>739422887>>739422920The only jeet here is you
>>739410965There are beastmen all over the place tho >The dog that counts doesn't countDo not Bully maliketh
>>739422952Post your turd-colored hand parasite.
>>739422952>immediate seetheLol
>>739423008Why do do Saars like to make these posts? Are they just seething because no normal white women would ever touch them?
>>739423024I hate that I know who this is
>>739423005>>739423008Posting at the same time on your phone is faggot behavior. Fuck off and die, newfag.
>>739410707>tfw my gf has a thing for wolfmen>has wanted to rp with me being the wolfman multiple times in bed>mfw playing through ER with her using the coop mod and getting upto blaidd
>>739410707The only people surprised by this are tourists. Remember the amount of women who played Silent Hill f that gushed over the guy with the fox mask?
>>739410965>Why do we not see any other wolf menwhy didn't you play the game, retard?
>>739422993
Sad if true. Guts being resented even by those he helps is a core aspect of being a man.
>>739423547I wonder if you dumb chuds realize the difference between a fantasy and reality. Imagining being ravaged by a hot, sexy dude is a lot different than being awkwardly raped and beaten up by a smelly homeless dude or loser incel with a 4 incher.
>>739422993Each additional point of IQ increased the odds of virginity by 2.7%FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
>>739420602Read, nigger.
>>739423008>inspect element
>>739418474You are fucked in the head.
>>739410707
>>739410707probably fucks her dog, many such cases
>>739423754non sequitur
>>739410707>>watching girl play Elden Ringwhy the fuck would you do this to yourself
>>739424215I got ten on her having her tits half out as the reason.
Yeah yeah it's the knot and you know it. White girls can't resist the thought of the big knot
>>739424252well no shit every female streamer does that even the ones that barely have tits unless they're a vtuber because they are ugly as fuck irl
>>739410707girls don't play games, xe's probably a 'roon
>>739424386Why are they all like this?
>>739424386manlet bros...
>>739424386Knew it.
Maliketh is unbelievably sexyt. straight non-furry man
>girl streamer fighting beast clergyman>2nd phase starts>lip bitedamn OP you were right
>>739424732Tall, ripped, deep voice, tragic/sympathetic backstory? YeahHis theme is also phenomenal
>>739410707I wish furry men were real, bros.I'd totally be a gay man in a happy gay marriage if that were the case. But I just can't like human men, they are so uncanny.
>>739424842performative faggot
>>739424836Fluffy fur, pretty hair, tummy window, cool armor...
>>739424449Just because we have fancy compact computers and supersonic aircraft doesn't mean our minds stopped operating on grug's hardware.
>>739424842Same. Speaking as one, human men are fucking disgusting.
>>739410707And then everybody clappedOnly furry faggots want to fuck Blaidd
People think Blaidd is a topLolLmao even
>>739425050You know, thinking about it... Yeah, I guarantee a woman wrote that>>739425262Women can be furries, too. They also have a high chance of being sexual freaks if they are. They'll either want to peg you, get passed around a group of guys, or watch you fuck other women... Sometimes all three. Speaking from experience.
>>739424072No, that Anon described being fucked in the ass or pussy. The biomechanics don't make sense if the dick was going into their mouth.
>>739422593
>>739425262>Only furry faggots want to fuck BlaiddTheres no trouble finding videos of female streamers drooling over blaidd
blaidd is a fucking wolf he only fucks other wolves and maybe dogs if he wants to be freakywomen are so fucking stupid
>>739425889he serves a blue white woman thoughever
>>739425929yeah and she only fucks me
>Watch girl play Elden Ring 1st time >Beats the Sentinel before being able to level up
>>739423754Considering how much they side with islamics, I guess that being less than item is their ultimate goal
>>739426037>watching girl play elden ring>she WRs SL1 hitless first try
>>739410892Juicy
>>739418474>>739424131>>739424836>>739424931basically it's this. It's an invocation of primality. Reason flee's, and there is only sensation. Everyone wants to take a break from being a human being, sometimes. The primal state comes with inherent permission to indulge in physicality that would otherwise be considered verboten.>>739422593>what's the male equivalentNarrow eyes and clenched teeth, a snarl.
>>739426037if you did anything before fighting the tree sentinel ASAP you didn't beat the game
>>739425889That's okay. I'll offer to be his bitch. I'll even wear nothing but a dog collar for him.
>>739426037This destroys men mentally
>>739426534actually THIS destroys men mentally
I'm pretty sure female players' affection for Blaidd evaporates really quickly since he's all about Ranni and none of them care for a guy who spends the whole game talking about another girl.
what are some games with HUGE bottoms
>>739426295>It's an invocation of primality. Reason flee's, and there is only sensation. Everyone wants to take a break from being a human beingThen go fucking camping if you want to revert to a primal state. It’s what I do when I feel like I need a break from civilized society. Wanting to rut/get rutted by an animal is degenerate and there’s no excuse good enough to make it reasonable.
>>739426935>he's all about Rannithat's part of the reason they love him, they mentally replace Ranni with themselves. Nobody gives a shit about canon, >>739427230>Wanting to rut/get rutted by an animal is degenerate and there’s no excuse good enough to make it reasonable.This is true. But Blaidd isn't an animal. He's a human with animal features. No different from the thousand year old loli.
>>739427230>city slicker thinks he decides what's degenerate or not
>>739427274How's deliverence country going?
>>739426935>I'm pretty sure male players' affection for Krystal evaporates really quickly since she's all about Fox MccloudNo one gives a fuck about canon when they’re horny
>>739427354sorry I don't understand your judeokike lingo.
>>739410965Each 'shadow' is kind of a unique being, hence why the few that are in the game are all radically different (ie, Maliketh is fucking massive, Serosh is a lion and limiter, etc)
white girls fuck dogs
>>739426037>>739426297>>739426534When I first began I saw the sentinel and ran straight to him. Spent the first hour dying to him over and over until I Defeated Lion Leaves.
>>739424842Fucking real bro>Feel nothing for a loser skater faggot but would slobber his dick and polish his asshole if he was a possum or bat dude>Feel nothing for a built office worker but would beg him to bury me in his chest if he were a lion or a rhino>Feel nothing for an average dadbod guy with a stubble but would plead for him to get me pregnant if he were a dog or a wolf>Feel nothing for an athletic twink but would go feral for the opportunity to pound his ass till it bleeds if he were a deer or an otterJust kill me
>>739428315Does this work for you?
>>739428315the fact this isnt even close to the worst shit on this board at this very moment just makes me sad
>>739428676Its just a twist on the guy that can only get aroused with anime women and can't stand real 3D girls. Which is probably like 1/5th of the site.
>>739427274>city slickerI was raised in Acadia Parish.
>>739428756I do sometimes wonder what the fuck is wrong with me that I can get hard to anime women
>>739428315gay white furries are a strange breed
>>739428315this would be the most based post on 4chan at the moment if you mentioned bird men
>>739424072What are you talking about? That anon was just describing typical normal female fantasies.
>>739427262Anon it’s really simple. If you’re specifically attracted to the degenerate trait then you’re a degenerate. Very specifically like the animal features on a character? Animal fucker. Like the childish features on a loli character? Nonce. Like futas specifically because they have a dick? Flaming homo.
>>739424449Because a high percentage of women like being dominated. That's just how they are wired.
>>739428963do you like incest by any chance?
>>739429063not a huge fan of macaws.
>>739429097are you white?
>>739429182maybe.......
>>739429834the usual suspects
>>739430081white men want to fuck bird men???
>>739428825I honestly find HFOAM more interesting than HMOAFThe latter is mostly enjoyed by self-insert fags
>>739430518true
>>739410892LOGAN STOP BEING IN EVERY THREAD YOU HOMOSEXUAL THERIAN FAGGOT
>>739430234white furries have shit taste
>>739429030That's just from being overly sheltered. Guys are like that too when they never go outside.
>>739430518I like both, but the former is more visually interesting because artist will put more effort on drawing both parties. Faceless mannequin men are boring. Yes, I'm aware it's so the viewer can self insert. I don't care.
>>739430594what's wrong with pretty bird men?
>>739430518
>>739430979Girls don't think beaks are dangerous, only teeth or something.
>>739431146if Guardian looked at me like this I'd melt
>>739419863CORRECT eastern Europe is also acceptable
>>739430771Speak for yourself, little sub.
>>739430518what if I self insert as the AM?
>>739410965Hello bro? Farum Azula is full of them
>>739410707if he was a woman you furry fucks would spam HMOFA and SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MALES i know what you are
>>739431638he looks like he gets fucked by human men.
>>739428315
>>739431638Yes, and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>739431290looks like a disgusting 50 year old fat mankill yourself
>>739431296I'm 240 pounds and my job consists of doing physical labor outside of civilization for extended periods. Take your meds and stop projecting.
