Zero Parades? More like Zero threads. Let's talk about it.
>>739418568It's boring.The skills suck so much.And I'm on day 5
There wasn't an option to mute the internal monologue voice in the demo. Is it there in the main game? Genuinely bothered me.
just beat it it was fun kinda short
>>739419776Shorter than DE.Worse than DE.
You've been spamming it for a week now the got one 200+ replies thread finallyThat's all you're getting
>>739420041>everyone is a single person
>>739418568i'll play it in 10 years once ZA/UM's mouldering corpse is fully dessicated
>>739420173I just pirated it.
>>739419186Ikr? It's OK to miscast the voice actor for an NPC but doing that on the main character should give anyone pause. So... did the art director have bad taste? Was it a nepo voice actor the director was fucking? How does such bad acting not get called out during the casting phase?
Is the voice actor really that bad? Every bad review is either about the studio drama or the voice acting
>>739420478I'm >>739419186 and I didn't have any issue with the VA, I just don't like internal monologues being voiced. Call it a nitpick. DE gave the option to mute the internal monologue specifically because they fucking got it.
>>739420478just turn the narrator off the rest are fineog disco had like 3 voice lines per character
Disco Elysium was a bit of a high bar, but how does it compare to Esoteric Ebb? That was a strong 7.
>>739420630DE>EE>>ZP
>>739420753I can foresee great layoffs with the lack of sales coming from this game. I don't even care for the commie drama at ZA/UM, if they made a good game, they made a good game. But the demo was just mediocre.
>>739420630Despite ZP having a more sophisticated art style and being larger, I preferred EE.
>>739420630Disco Elysium was 10/10, Esoteric ebb was 9.5/10, Zero parades is 9/10
>>739420819I know what you mean about the demo.Dropped it partway through. No strong impressions, just mild annoyance and disinterest.When my time is worth more than the free entertainment you are offering there is something seriously wrong.
>>739422182The Lusotropical setting piqued my interest, but the characterisation was so shallow. The only Portugese feeling to the game was the art and lore. Espionage within a techno-fascist Cold War Brazil should by all means be a fucking kino setting, but it felt like DEI sludge
>>739422147Is that Game Journo review metrics or normal person review metrics?I'm not sure I'd describe DE as a perfect game, even within the niche it carved for itself.Its good, and the others are also okay, but that's all.
>female protagonist
>>739422357>female protagonist>advertise how you want her to be sexy and based or your wife or ex or something >scrap the isometric view so you can see her ass better
>can't choose dialogue using the number keysWow. It's like no one on the dev team actually cared about the game.
>>739418568>check negative reviews>they're all by ADHD speds who need full voice acting
Its kinda weird how mortismal review heavily noted that people arent gonna play because dramaschreier bloomberg dev interview artricle is about a controversylike, the studio imploded fucking 5 years agowho gives a shit
schreier being once again an industry planthow surprising
>>739422445>every succeeded check is rewarded by the protag pulling her pants down and spreading her cheeks>you are allowed to freely explore her butthole>poke the spokes>pull at stray hairs she missed shavingI will now buy your game.
I like the style and presentation of this game more than discos, will check it out later, hope the studio won't get shut down because of the low buzz around this game, I just like to see more cool looking indie games being made
