Could the steam controller have saved him?
>>739419023Videogames?Your father should have curb stomped your mother.
>>739419023>gets turned into a can of sardines at the bottom of the sea because island vacations just didn't cut it anymoreGrim
>>739419110>>videogame controller>where bideogames? Where Mario??
>>739419023>he didn't take the time painstakingly manually mapping his submarine to the steam controllerthis is why he failed the Mr Beast Titanic Challenge.
>>739419114Human nature is capitalism.Quid pro quo is the foundation of all societies after all.You do something for me and i do something for you.What's wrong with that?
>>739419305>drops the steam controller>sub nosedives into the ground because of gyro
>>739419023They didn't even know that they will die. They died in 10μs while the air got the same temperature as the surface of the sun. They were just... gone.
>>739419023No, but it would of made a willhelm scream
>>739419476kek
>>739419023PLEASE PRESSURE, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHI-
>>739419306what does a landlord that inherited 20 investment properties "do" for society other than rent collect on something they didn't produce?
>>739419023Those Logitech thingies are beasts. Mine is still going strong since 2018!
>>739419519The common argument to all this is competition but the established corporations are too big to compete with.
>>739419537saar redeem the amazon gift card
>>739419023No, but Gaben's deep sea submarine could have.
>>739419584So what if they inherited property? Have you never received a gift from your family? Are gifts outlawed under communism?
>>739419023>ERROR: Connection to DRM service lost*implosion*
>>739419584and what do you do other than be a pissy fuckin faggot on the internet
>>739419728That's because he designed it using Source Engine 2. It has superior physics.
>>739419023>pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to sit in a tiny tin can and watch whatever is left of the Titanic on a shitty screenare rich people retarded?
>>739419023He died because of using a wireless controller and being a fucking idiot and not knowing the range of it being really short
>>739419834Okay wise guy, what would YOU do as a billionaire after you already fucked all the little girls you wanted?
>>739419023Gyro would have saved him.>>739419367>not binding gyro activation to a buttonISHYGDDT
>>739419865fuck the ones I didn't want
>>739419584Communists know only two arguments, falsely equating croneyism with capitalisms and the landlord boogeyman. Makes one wonder if communism just attracts childlike individuals or if it’s inherently a childlike ideology at its roots. Looking at Marx’ life, it’s probably the latter.
>>739419878Now that's a company you can trust
So did the families get a refund?I feel like if my loved one payed $500k or whatever amount it was only to get turned into strawberry jam, that the least they could do is refund it.
>>739419023From my experience with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, the gyro function would indeed be more suited to controlling a submarine.
>>739419983They went on the trip and had a once in a lifetime experience, they got their money's worth
>>739419945>it's not real capitalism>it's cronyismYou defend the better system and still ended up sounding as retarded as the commies.
>>739419446I'm curious about that, they do say you kind of feel time slow down in some situations like this.I wonder if someone sat at the farthest end kind of saw the guy explode and hit with this "Oh shit" moment.
>>739419584So what you're saying is it's okay to get free shit from the government but not your own family?
>>739419865learn to fly a plane? a boat? go shoot at Gazans in Tel Aviv?
>>739419983>the sub is safe and effective>no refunds
>>739419023It wouldn't have hurt. What's the resolution in the sticks of that shitty Logitech controller? He stuck those long nipple things to the sticks to compensate for more precision. Steam Deck's sticks would be a lot more precise without modding.
>>739419023ohhhhhhhhh just had a laugh, remembering thisgive me a tldr anons, been a whileso what, these retards died because they used the classic cheap controller to control a SUB?
>>739419584A good landlord is a DIY home expert with a variety of skills relevant to the upkeep and repair of any home, and does so personally to any properties under their control.
>>739420017ad hominem, opinion discarded
>>739420101no, they died because the sub was built in a wrong waythe controller has nothing to do with it
>>739419446>>739420024The implosion part would have happened instantly, but that doesn't include the seconds to minutes of creaking and thuds beforehand.There probably was a feeling of dread and several "oh shit" moments
>>739419834Rich people do shit just to say they did it. They get restless knowing they have so much money if they do nothing with it. You could say they need to do stupid wasteful shit to feel rich.
>>739420162>the controller has nothing to do with itLogitech shills still doing damage control.
>>739420164It was difficult to discern what was a loud creak and what was a fart coming from the 2 fat jeets. Just imagine the smell.
>>739419945"Real capitalism has never been tried!!"
>>739419519You see the beauty of capitalism is that you can simply choose not to give your money to these people. Under communism, it's pay their taxes or die.
>>739419834normies in general do shit just because. look at normies going on vacations or whatever and then talking about it. they say "i've been to this place or that place", but they never actually DO anything there. they just go to a "vacation spot X" bevause all their normie friends went there, they don't care about the culture or museums or mountains or whatever, they just follow the trends.
>>739420215Strawman argument, opinion discarded
>>739419306>Human behavior is economic behavior
>>739420205lmao
>>739420101The sub itself wasn't built to handle going that low down, it's pretty much like overclocking your CPU to an insane degree becuase it worked in a test boot one time.
>>739420142Oh, you can sound like a redditor too.
>>739420260except it didn't and the guy who said it didn't got fired for saying that
>>739420212Obssessed
>>739419110hilariously overkill FPBP
>>739420314Oh well, I'm sure we can trust that company, not like they have a bad rep or anything.
>>739419306>Human nature is capitalism.>You do something for me and i do something for you.What is it called when Starbucks offers to buy a coffee store, they refuse, then they open up a Starbucks across the street and cut their prices in half, operating at a loss for 3 years (because they can afford it) until they run the coffee store out of business?
>>739420164>seconds to minutes of creaking and thudsThat didn't necessarily happen. There were loud bangs on previous dives which already indicated that the laminated layers were separating. Composite materials like that often fail catastrophically without any warning like a buckling steel beam would etc. precisely because they're much less flexible.
>>739420334
>>739419367>assign gyro to steeringlow IQ>assign gyro to sub's external camera for free-look controlbig brain
>>739419023The XBox controller was the least of the sub's problems honestly. The entire thing was badly designed because he fired all his engineers who wanted to actually build the sub properly and replaced them with a bunch of brown yes-people who wouldn't tell him that his sub was just death trap.The biggest surprise is that it somehow managed to make at least one trip before that.
>>739420101There's no tl;dr, go watch a documentary, there are always a bunch of very well documented videos about everything that went wrong with the company.But to keep it short, the Logitech controller was just the cherry on top, the sub was built using carbon fiber which degrades after several excurtions, they never bothered to properly maintain it, the CEO fired everyone who told him it was a terrible idea, they would leave it outside in the equivalent of a parking lot exposed to the elements and on the day of the final dive, they literally placed it on a small boat and carried it by rope all the way to the diving point. It was one disaster after another.
>>739420369For real bro, I wouldn't trust shit people doing PR are going to say. Their whole job is damage control and trying to make shit look like it was an unavoidable accident as opposed to their negligence becuase it minimise lawsuits.
>>739419023What stopped the sub from surfacing? There would have been alarms and warnings no? Or was it ignored
>>739420024The implosion was faster than a nerve impulse.
>>739420472no anon, i get it. i hate corpos, HR and PR departments as much asthe next guy
>>739420491what kind of warning? the warning was given by an engineer that said the sub wouldn't make it and was fired for it.the sub imploded in miliseconds with 0 warning. go look up an analysis on youtube, ti's pretty interesting stuff
>>739420491>What stopped the sub from surfacing?It exploded> would have been alarms and warnings no?No it exploded
>>739419476>it would of made a willhelm screamat 20,000 fathoms no one can hear you scream ¬ movie tagline
>>739420539It imploded.
>>739420617u imploded
>>739419023Remember watching the video where he explains how safety rules are garbage and how they lowered costs by using stuff like lights from some homedepor5 store. He they use a controller designed s a 14 year old could drop it and still use it. I just knew the man was an absolute moron and they are all fucked. The thing is there probably men like Stockton everywhere in charge of things
>>739419306>>739419114We no longer live in a capitalist country we live in some other groups all companies are owned by 4 big companies all controlled by a handful of families
>>739420107Fuck that. I'd rather just go through a company to handle that shit.
>>739419023no controller could have saved him from a retarded submarine design that used carbon fiber as the main material for the hull
>>739420164>The implosion part would have happened instantly, but that doesn't include the seconds to minutes of creaking and thuds beforehand.Those happen all time and retards ignored it each time and did dives like nothing. Many experts warned it was deathtrap
>>739419114Your gay shit would be killing even more people if anyone were actually retarded enough to try it (again).
>>739419519Shareholder = Gives money to businesses to help them run, gets money back>Creditor = Does nothing of value, passively steals money via interest from other people (original loan typically created out of money that never existed)You can say jew, you know. Judeo-capitalism is an issue, regular capitalism isn't.>Landlord/real-estate "investor" = Does nothing of value, buys housing that they don't live in so they can hold it hostage and passively steal money from other people, it is the same exact concept of scalping Pokemon cards but with housingSounds like you should have bought the house instead if you wanted it. Landlords have no obligation to let you live in their houses for free.
>>739419023It feels me with joy that this didn't happen while hiw cute, white coworkers, were with him.
>>739419023this shit literally sometimes loses connections and spams a single directtion without touching anything. its the most unreliable shit i hav ever used. nevermind the shit ergonomics. my hands hurt when playing gta iv with this shit. it led to multiple minecraft hardocre deaths.if the hull wasnt made from cheap plastic, then the controller would have gotten him as he steered into a wall
>>739419367Yes but it would also play the Wilhelm scream which would be very funny
TFW you failed the subnautica ironman run
>>739420495>OH >MY >SCIENCE
Imagine a deep sea diver and you saw the wreck with metal and red paste
>>739419114>anybody does anything>capitalism!!!!11111
>>739420668this is the end state of every capitalist economy without sufficient regulation. it just becomes an oligopoly. EVEN WORSE, you have insecure retards defending it to their dying breath because they saw that communists in portland are ugly and act weird. everyone who dies defending capitalism online are mentally 14 years old
>>739419110Sorry to hear that happened to your mother, Ranjeesh. Now get out of my country and stop using my internet
should have used dugong
>>739420491He had several warnings that the sub was dog shit and going to implode by engineers he hired long before it happened. His response was to fire them and replace them with people who told him it was great and everything was fine without actually changing anything. It was really funny because not even an hour after it happened, all the Yes men staff were boarding the office up and fleeing.
>>739421465dugong is only rated to 3500 meters, comes up a bit short to the titanics depth.
>>739419114>Retarded con man gambling with the lives of other retards for their money>CapitalismThis is your brain on Marxism. Faggot commie scum
>>739421680Isn't that pretty standard in capitalism? <<insurance, building contractors, airlines etc.
>>739420253based Morgan
>>739419114All who were in that boat were staunch capitalists and got what was coming to them. 1/10 bait got me to reply.
>>739419446It's kinda' scary to think about.
>>739419023>Could the steam controller have saved him?Can the steam controler project a force field capable of holding pressure exceeding hundreds of KG per cm?
>>739420491The pressure of water that crushed the whole thing with it's squishy content in couple of milliseconds.>There would have been alarms and warnings no? They had a 'proprietary sound based system continuously monitoring hull integrity'.Maybe it went off half a second before they were squished, maybe it didn't.There's no one to ask.
>>739422396yeah
>>739422573Shut up Gaben, you're drunk.
>>739422601nou
>he now gets to hang out with all the titanic ghosts at the bottom of the seakinda based I bet those people are cooler than the people up here
>>739419175Do sardine cans usually implode into a ball of fire?
>>739420629Listening to his lack of respect for safety or doing things right it's clear he was a daredevil and got off on getting as close to death as possible. I think he truly enjoyed getting inside untested designs and not knowing what will happen.Which is fine I guess if you're a super rich sob and getting in subs solo but he wasn't that rich and needed tourists to pay for his adventures.
>people fucking around in the 1960s made such a good submarine that it's STILL being used today without any issues and is considered the ideal model of what you should base your submarines out of though I do get the logic of Oceangate, they were trying to make a passenger friendly submarine and following Alvin's example wouldn't let them fit people inside to make it a viable venture for profit but damn man you'd think they'd have better ideas
>>739422573>battery charge at 30% >remaining force field active time: 2 minutes 36 seconds>remaining time till sub reaches survivable depth: 1 hour 14 minutes 56 secondsdon't know what worse, getting obliterated in split second so your brain doesn't even register it or knowing you're going to die in couple of minutes unable to do anything
>>739421438>this is the end state of every capitalist economy without sufficient regulationThis is the result of the regulatory apex in the west lolThere has literally never been a time with more regulations, this is the direct consequence of regulations: state mandated monopolies
>>739420101The controller was the least of their concerns
>>739422720>they were trying to make a passenger friendly submarineThe main focus was economics = the main guy being cheap shit and trying to cut corners so he can grab bigger profits form dumb rich thrill seekers.He specifically build the submarine from carbon fiber so it's light, can be transported and deployed from much smaller cheaper ship making the trip 'more affordable'.There are other factors like lighter sub = much easier to maintain neutral buoyancy but it all ties to lighter = cheaper theme.
>>739422806>thinking it'll all be fine only to realize you left the backup SteamCore™ back at baseThat's way worse it's not even close.
>>739419114t.
big lovecraft won't tell you but they were actually killed by cthulhu don't ask me how I know
>>739423107>you have the spare cores >controller doesn't have capacitors to bridge the second you need to swap them>you can't activate spare one because 2 force fields would cancel each other out
>>739423185How do you know?
>>739423746seriously don't aski asked in previous thread and now I am going insane
>>739423746
>>739419023The carbon fibre chasis had deliminated over time, causing the hull integrity to fail, I don't know how any controller would have solved that.
>>739421981no it's not, it's incredibly reassuring. I wish I could kill myself this way. The thought of a 9mm bullet entering my temple is scary, not vanishing entirely in a fraction of a second. Plus nobody will molest and laugh at your corpse in the morgue when you are dead.
they died instantly it was extremely peacefuloutside of the intense fear hearing the hull creak and crack for a couple minutes
>>739419519>Landlord/real-estate "investor" = Does nothing of valueYou mean nothing of value besides ensuring the property is maintained and everything in the building is up to code?
>>739420318saaaar do the needful
>>739419584What do you do that makes you think you're entitled to live in other people's homes without paying a fucking dime?
>>739423075I honestly can't really fathom a way to make visiting the titanic a profitable venture unless you had actual alien/magical technology. If you do shit by the book, shit's fucking expensive because your sub is heavy as fuck, can only fit a few people at once, and you'd need a specialized mothership to provide support. And I don't think the consumer market to visiting the Titanic is really that big. Even if the Titan didn't implode, somehow solved every single one of it's safety issues, you'd still be in the red due to all the overhead and support you'd need to go down there.
>>739419023>is a millionaire>dives in a deep sea sub made out of carbon fiber and rusty used pipeshe was either a massive retard or wanted to die
>>739419584>Keep all the amenities and shit in working condition>fix/clean shit up if a troublesome tenant trashes the place (which happens often)>repair damages to the building whether it be busted windows, burst pipes, or water leaks>draft up lease agreements>run background checks and credit score checks on prospective tenantsEven if they don't do all that shit themselves, they still have to hire people to do it which can often times get pretty costly and complex. It's not as simple as finding someone looking for a place and going "here's a key, gimmie 800 bucks a month".
>>739424695>Keep all the amenities and shit in working conditionThey don't>fix/clean shit up if a troublesome tenant trashes the placeThey don't>repair damages to the building whether it be busted windows, burst pipes, or water leaksThey don'tYeah it might be their responsibility to but what are you going to do? Be homeless and go through years of court bullshit? I had to drag a landlord to court, took an insane amount of time. I did end up getting more money than I asked for so that was fine.
>>739419114Fuck off antiwhite scum. Say thank you to the White men fol the technology to allow retards like you to speak their shit.
>>739424525Well, there are very rich people that already did ''everything'' who don't mind dropping couple of millions on almost-space ride lasting 10 minutes.This is also one of those 'final frontiers' people could brag about for years. No idea how expensive you'd have to make this if you wanted to turn up profit but I think the market is there.Now there's a much bigger barrier to entry though because you'd have to prove beyond any doubt your trashcan can do the trip without imploding.
>>739419175No they literally disintegrated.
>>739424894>They don't because listen to my victim story The sheer level of egocentrism...
>>739419306>Human nature is capitalism.No it isn't. Capitalism is relatively new. It something that came about from the early industrial age.
>>739419023no. It was never a issue with the controller. They just cheaped out on cheap parts all over the sub.
>>739424894>Be homeless and go through years of court bullshit?Or just start looking for a new place, faggot. Maybe do some research before moving into a place to begin with.
>>739419023I had picrel and honestly it was a very good budget controller for 2010 when it came out.
>>739426308Are you serious?
>>739419584>all these replies/v/ has proven yet again to be the worst reddit board
>>739426931Currently experiencing a reddit raid, lots of threads have insane leftist drivel everywhere in the last hour
>>739426783The connection was shit.I'd be 12" away from the dongle and it'd lose connection. Plus the rubber grip ended up peeling off. D-pad was great though.
>>739419023No
>>739420495hard to wrap your head around, can't even perceive your own death, all sense of awareness and time totally made nullno sense of 'entering' the nothing
>>739422720the 60s wasn't that long ag-oh my god
>>739419175Epstein island was fully booked
>>739420230They do it specifically as a sign of status
>>739419023>last thing you see before you die is hl2.exe has stopped working
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