>"Would I like to supersize it? Nah, I'll be okay with just the lar-- Actually, you know what? Yeah, I'll go for the supersize."
>>739419650https://voca.ro/1bSIrgzc7i2J
>>739420589Leave him alone. There's nothing wrong with Fox enjoying a burger now and then. You can be healthy at any size.
>>739420589peppy never said that
momi posted it again
I would play a space drive through game where you have to manage a space fast food joint and sometimes the customers are famous characters like the star fox team
>>739421358https://voca.ro/18EZ46oTHIpj
"Fox, you don't mind if I borrow Krystal for the night, do you? Wouldn't want her getting in the way of your... Whatever stupid video game you're playing marathon, right?"
>>739419650>Funny Fox McDonald memea hee hee hee>>739421813>Unfunny forced 'nigger fuck krystal' joke
>>739421987>wolf>niggerHow so?
>>739421571>Orders Please
>"Eat a pizza roll? Don't mind if I do!"
>>739421571What do they order?
>>739422114A barrel roll is just what what Fox McLard does to get out of bed in the morning.
>>739422215where the fuck is pigma
>>739422412Why would you take Pigma for drive through? He'd make Big Smoke look like a snack.
>>739422250fuck lol
>>739422215Wolf: Basic Bic Mac meal.Panther: The components of a Big Mac meal but not the meal itself WHICH COSTS TWICE AS MUCH YOU FUCKKrystal: "I'm not hungry."Leon: Just a shake.
>>739422215>Err yeah, hi Fox...>One filet of fish>Sweet chili wrap>Double big tasty >Oh and a mc plant for this bitch ass lizard
>>739422905>leon>mcplantI will not accept such slander of my guy.
>>739421987New Katt grew on you, didn't she?
>>739421571what's this about fox wageslaving at mcdonald's? did he fall into arrears
>>739423331If you played adventure he takes other jobs for cash when general pepper ain't paying him to merc for cornaria.
>>739422215>the colors in krystal's ear
>>739421571this may be the funniest fucking picture i've seen on this site in the last decade, struth
>>739423636Save it my friend, it's all yours!
>>739421571I'd play it
>>739422412Fully assembled Star Wolf team never.
>>739422215Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>739422412Killed, re-killed, and then killed again for good measure.
>>739421571Why is he a fast food employee now?
>>739425473Times are hard. The economy is in a rough place.
Fox McDonaldsBaristal.
>>739425632God, I hate this artist
Fox I got my frog slime all over the mcfries and tendies
>>739422215Krystal is way more interesting as a member of star wolf. I hope nintendo returns to this dynamic someday.
fox mcdouble
>>739426179I like her on Star Wolf, but how would that even work in setting? Her being, underneath it all, a bit of a "skull collector" in terms of kills? Like at first she comes across as a sort of "noble savage", but she often shoots to kill rather than just incapacitate, puts tallies of kills on her arwing, etc?Or just a totally different origin to begin with?>>739426257fucking kek
>>739421987Wolf is a white man, it's Panther who's black.
>>739421571>Wacky diner dash in spaceAlready existsgranted Godburger also combines it with a sweeny todd simulator as the only way you get meat is murdering your customers.
>>739426618Italians are white.
>>739426618Panther is a Spanish
Can’t let you eat that, fat fuck
>>739426980>>739426859Neither are white. Cope, meds.
>>739426983>walks over to fox>takes fox's burger>"Can't let you eat that, Star Fox.">walks away>walks back to take the happy meal toy as well>walks away for real this time
>>739422412PIGMA BAWLS
>>739421813>I can't let you fuck that, Star Cuck!
>>739429087>Just what I need to see, Star Bull
>>739429087
>>739429184>she's asleepFox, how do you answer allegations that heroic pilot Wolf O'Donnel caught you planning to DATE RAPE a woman?
>>739429184>the slippykeking
The series really is better off without Krystal.
>>739429372The most popular and widely recognizable character in the franchise.
>>739429372Shit taste
>>739427848>>739427898Krystal having fun for the first time in her life hanging out with the outlaws is a cute idea. Doesn't really fit with what Command was going for, but I like it.
>>739430060Yeah. I'm not sure how you'd work it out in terms of a story (might need to twist things a bit, lose certain things and gain others) but Krystal as one of the bad guys just clicks for me in a way.
>>739429372Unarguably. That's probably where we're going with this reboot.
>>739430436>4 rehashes of SF64 chefITS FUCKING RAW
>>739421987heh, I didn't get it but changing Cloud for Donald is funny
>>739430690This is the one that'll actually put things right.And it's also just clearly a training project for engine improvements. That has to be the reason it doesn't look like any other Nintendo game despite EPD apparently being involved.
>>739429372>>739430436How does it feel to know you will never get an actual new Star Fox game and that the only actual canon continuation of the story is Adventures and Assault?
>>739430914The game is being developed by Ubisoft recycling assets from a canceled Beyond Good and Evil sequel. It's a one and done cash grab to show off the Switch 2's hardware and Nintendo already has another Star Fox game in development at a different studio with a completely different art direction.
>>739422412they ATE him because they were SO hungry and the line was SO long
>>739422412PIGMA BALLS AHAHAHAHAH
>>739430914Tendies are the most retarded mother fuckers...it will flop like zero. No one wants the same fucking game over and over. Namco was right with assault.
I want a bounty hunter game where you play as Kursed. Doesnt have to be from Nintendo, a good quality fan game would be enough.
>>739430914>And it's also just clearly a training project for engine improvements. Worse actually. It's yet another hardware gimmick. This time it's to get people to use their discord rip off with the face tracking feature.That is the only reason this game exists.
>>739431347It just keeps coming back to Wing Commander: Privateer and Elite, doesn't it?
>>739431368It's the opposite, they had to build out the face-rigs for the cut-ins so it's real easy at that point to hook it up to a camera. But all of this again is technology training. Nintendo games weren't using facial capture.
>>739430436That implies this remake will do well
>>739431047I hope you're right, but this doesn't look like ubisoft to me, but rather forever entertainmemt. Why didn't ubisoft drastically change the designs in starlink when they had the chance?
>>739431695I don't think it matters, I think they're going to do at least one more regardless of how this game does.
I like the funny animal people doing human like stuff>"nooo the animal people should be like THIS not like THAT"I hate closet furfag autists so fucking much
>>739420589We all saw James’ side-profile in the remake, PeppyFox IS becoming more like his father
>>739431941The more animalistic they look, the funnier it is. Fox thinks he's a people.I do think that people saying it looks like the OG puppets is pure cope. Zero actually looked way closer with how fuckin' mangy everybody looked.
>>739431941>>739432319Hard agree, I keep seeing these complaints but I think it looks great
>>739431941I think the character designs are hideous. No I’m not a furfag. No I don’t care what they’re references to. Falco looks like a bodysnatcher.
>>739432358They're so growing on me. I totally fw them.
>>739431347She might as well just be a whole new character. Play up the 00s style edge that's still safe enough to be PG rated, and I'd be up for it.
>>739419650Ok /v/ how would (you) save the Star Fox franchise from an eternity of Lylat Wars retellings?
>>739432967Wing Commander but the sprites are swapped out for anthro characters. I pay a furry in dragon dildos and estrogen pills to do the art, but side from that it's just Wing Commander.
>>739430981Don't forget Command, the epic conclusion to the Star Fox story.
>>739433053Fox is the living embodiment of "Son, I am disappoint."
>>739432967Just make a new game? Zero flopped, but no reason they couldn't make a sequel to it with sane controls. Could also do a prequel with james, peppy, pigma, fourth member is unique to each planet.
>>739429372Nah. The existence of both a character who shakes up Fox's life and an outsider to the setting is great for sequels. The problem is the sequels became The Krystal Show while simultaneously sidelining her.If SFA was written more like DP was originally intended and Command had more content and WAY more writing, the sequel trilogy would have been great as a story.
>>739433053Ending #1 is canon.Ending #3 is not.
>>739433168>prequel with krystals mom>and wolfs dadi will now pirate your game.
>this thread
>>739429372Miyamoto's smarter than we give him credit for. Yeah, sure, everyone says they just want a 64 2, but the crew as they were in 64 can't sustain several games. Just look at how people reacted to Zero. A disruptor on the crew is good for the series.
>>739432967Move onto retelling other games. >reboot Adventures in an alternate timeline>Fox goes Out of This Dimension, so Pepper is forced to hire Star Wolf to investigate Sauria>Krystal gets saved by Wolf>joins Star Wolf because she “sees the good” in Wolf or something>Overtime, she gets corrupted by their influence and becomes a ruthless merc
>chuds have killed the body positivity movementfor a few glorious years we were almost considered people... sigh.
>>739433583The issue is that Krystal's origin, and even her whole magic stuff, isn't Star Fox. And don't get me started on blue sparklefox.You could change it though, like instead of her whole planet it was just a space ship where all her family and friends but her died in a crash leaving her marooned. From there she survives less as a Tarzan and more genuine survival. This would explain why she's given so readily to join Star Wolf, where her whole character is walking that tightrope.
>>739433521It's be cheesy and stupid but yeah, that would be pretty cool. Cerinia is still a big old ?, even more than Eladard, would be cool to explore it.I'm wondering, should they treat this as a proper reboot, if they're going to merge Sauria with Fortuna since the latter is already supposed to be a dinosaur planet.
>We need a love interest for Fox McCloud>Make her insanely fucking hot>put her in a loincloth bikini>now put her in a plug suit>Now make her cuck him.What was Miyamoto's plan?
>>739433819>The issue is that Krystal's origin, and even her whole magic stuff, isn't Star FoxHow? She's just a collection of western pulp cliches, same as everyone else.Her origin story is Leia's. Sauria is The Savage Lands/John Carter of Mars. Her powers are straight from Star Trek (they probably decided she should be an empath because the character it's named after is called Gem). If they want to re establish her instead of rolling with what they've got, sure, they should probably smooth over and explain a good chuck of it, but she makes sense as is.If they ever took a stab at re-imagining Adventure, I'd want a Resident Evil 2/Zelda hybrid where Fox and Krystal serve as dual protagonists, but that's way out of Nintendo's wheelhouse.
>>739434126The cuckening was Cuthbert and Imamura trying to figure out the best way to convey to the player that your choices as Fox matter.
>>739433929>>739433771Combine the two. So she's stranded on a hostile planet in a shipwreck for years, and despite the distress beacon pinging out for years none of the heroic characters or organizations or military pick her up, but Wolf's crew do.
>>739434271I think people get way too hung up on>How could Krystal join up with Star Wolf?!?when it makes enough sense.>No place left in the universe.>Guy she hitched with disrespected her and tried to tell her how to live while he risks his life daily.>There was that other group of similar dudes around + a simp, they seemed nice enough.>They worked for Andross? Why the fuck should I care?
>>739434146You are confusing Krystal with Krystal and Saber.Krystal (miyamoto) has no character. She stands in for peppy as he was retried and stays on the ship to give useless exposition dumpsKrystal and Saber are brother and sister on a time traveling adventure that was scrapped mid development and only old dev builds exist of that game which look like a rare version of OoT. It would never have sold well but it would have been a highly collectable game
what if instead of Krystal joining Wolf, they made some new girl the fourth member of Star Wolf?
>>739419650I'd totally come down to mcdonald's if they had star fox working there
>>739434146They're different genres. Even Star Fox didn't have full on John Carter stuff. Unless you want to go and have The Force in Star Fox you gotta keep them separated.
>>739419650>>739420589kek
>>739419650Still buying his game
>>739419650This post made me preorder the game.
>>739434536>Send your cutest delivery boy UwU
>>739434536Don't do it anon you'll get fur in your fries
>>739434424I think people dislike it because the romantic element makes it seem oddly personal and not as you said. I think removing the sexual part would clean things up a lot.
>>739434430>You are confusing Krystal with Krystal and Saber.No?The Leia style backstory of the home planet and family being destroyed by the baddies wasn't part of DP Krystal's backstory, that was added in SFA's manual. And Dinosaur Planet was much less Savage Lands-y before it became Sauria, the N64 version has a lot more LotR, Neverending Story, Peter Pan and the like mixed in there. And DP Krystal wasn't an empath at all; my point was she already had that name and it's likely what led to turning her into a telepath.>Krystal (miyamoto) has no character.Pretty much, yeah, it sucks. Adventure and Assault give a few tiny scraps and Command doesn't spend enough time on her actually pretty decent arc there (and the localization dunks on her real hard).>Krystal and Saber are brother and sisterAdoptive, and it's not very clear how aware they are of each other.>[It] was scrapped mid development and only old dev builds exist of that game which look like a rare version of OoT.It was nearly finished. The recomp is playable. There's a few zones that needed more work done and they never came up with an ending, but it was most of the way there. Much better game than SFA even in the state it's in.
>>739434424>>Guy she hitched with disrespected her and tried to tell her how to live while he risks his life daily.Plus she has been surviving on a totally wild and untamed planet since like 10. Don't try and "it's dangerous ;_; " her on that kinda stuff.
>>739422412He's now the car's navigation system
>>739420589i am a soft bodied bitch.do you have a problem with that?
>>739422114JD Vance
I wouldn't want Krystal to be in Star Wolf since it'd lead to Star Wolf becoming too nice. They need to be sacks of shit that only on rare occasions actually coincide with Star Fox and their goals.
>>739434874Yeah, but a lot of that is player projection and a huge part of Command's story is Fox finally taking his last steps in becoming a true leader and surpassing James. The falling out needs to happen for that story to work, and it happening the way it did was actually strangely respectful of Krystal as a character and kind of makes up a bit for how shafted she was in Adventures.Basically, Command needed to be a much bigger game. The dialogue needed to be Path of Radiance length and quality at bare minimum and the missions needed to have a ton of variety.
>>739434721>>739434758>Thread is full of people joking around and discussing Star Fox lore>Still feel the need to post thisUltra-defensive
>>739435180I wasn't being defensive, I just laughed and want to see more of fat fuck fox so I preordered to ensure that I did. You see, I buy games solely on the memes and porn they can produce, not for the games themselves.
>anglars control the media
>>739435273Well, this game isn't generating much porn
>>739434624Star Fox 1 and 64 both flirted with that shit to begin with. Fortuna was called a "Dinosaur Planet." Out of This Dimension. James's ghost. Having one character have extremely limited mind reading is fine, especially when she's an outsider from a place we can't return to.>>739435031Yeah, exactly, you get it. Her DP version was a badass and the one we see in SFA and Assault doesn't fuck around. Fox is being a selfish little bitch and that has to hurt extra hard when she can tell there's not some other "good reason" behind it due to her powers.>>739435101Good point. Assault already swung them too hard into the nice guy camp as it was.
>>739433521>*KSSHHT*>Peppy never touched you while I was gone, did he? He was always that way with boys.>Anyway Fox, your mom's an Arwing seat in Illinois. *sip*>Thought you oughta know.
>>739434489Better yet, make Miyu join Star Wolf
>>739435487Miyu is Katt.
>Sorry your girlfriend left you to join your rival, forced you to beg for forgiveness in front of them, came up with the plan to steal the teraformer from us so that Wolf could usurp your status as the hero of the Lylat system, and also became an Andross sympathizer. >You kind of had it coming for telling her you cared about her safely. >Anyway want to go be gay F-zero racers together?
>>739433168Problem with Zero is how they fucked up the Venom lore, so the storytelling of any sequel would have been gimped by not being able to rely on OG Venom and all that entails.
>>739435487I think what people are trying to do is work within what has happened rather than come up with totally different AUs.Krystal did join Star Wolf, for a reason that can be argued about or changed, but it did happen and I think it's more fun to fix things as they are rather than just changing everything from the ground up.
>>739435706I'm not sure I follow. Please explain.
>>739432967In order to do that, Nintendo would have to actually have to hire writers that establish some sort of throughway to another saga of evil characters that are poised to take over the galaxy. Which means NOT reusing Andross, which is asking alot from Nintendo, but it's necessary.Also, there's more than 15 planets in the galaxy. You don't need to keep revisiting those. If you're creative enough, you don't even need to use planets for staging grounds for plot development.
>>739421571>>739422215>>739419650Good thing Star Fox and Star Wolf go to Maccas and not the Burger King in the Mystery Flesh pIT
>>739420589Wow you should work for Eric Kripke.
>>739435853>"rather than just changing everything from the ground up"Star Fox as a franchise is fucked 6 ways from sunday, it's the only way to fix things
>>739432967Starfox 2 BUT the occupied planets entail a Shadows of the Empire level instead of more vehicular combat, but the map is still otherwise comprised of instanced space shooter sections and maybe has rail shooter levels en route in between. Just give me a good action-adventure game where Fox uses his blaster, I've wanted this shit since I saw this render when I was 8. Even do Adventures again, I don't care, but give him his blaster.
>>739435951Zero changed Venom from an actual planet to a small artificial planetoid, which means no Anglars, no terraforming storyline, no Dash rallying forces in that planet in the future and so on
>>739436449>"Even do Adventures again"I'll take it if they give him the laser sword from Smash and an energy shield
>>739436502What the hell? What a weird decision.
>>739436049>"Also, there's more than 15 planets in the galaxy"Doesn't the map from the remake show two overlapping solar systems, one of which only has a small fraction visible?
>why would a character that was on a jungle planet by herself fighting off predators and 7' tall sharpclaws since she was 10 not a pretty princess?Could even have it where Starwolf are the first to hear about Krystal surviving on Sauria by herself and responding not with sympathy but with kudos.>"Damn, and you were 14 when you killed the first time? She got you beat on that one, Leon."No "oh that must have been so terrible for you, do you need a hug?" from them.
>>739436502That's so retarded
>>739436502Every single decision about Zero's writing aside from "lol multiverse" is so retarded.
>>739437672>"Damn, and you were 14 when you killed the first time? She got you beat on that one, Leon."Just what you expect from the "daddy squealed real good when he died" crew.
>Back on Sauria I didn't hunt foxes, I hunted sharpclaws. Instead of Arwings I used Cloudrunners.MGS1 Liquid Snake was so fucking cool.
>>739429849Handcrafted for human cock
people who write fanfiction where fox is an obese gainer and wolf is the feeder won bigly
>Zoomers are talking about things they never had againlol, LMAO
>>739438350Cam's voice is magic
>>739419650>Keep eating like that and you'll be seeing your dad soon Fox.
>>739419650Are we saying that real foxes are always overweight?
>>739429372he's right you knowshe's always felt way out of place
Thread is getting me super into evil Krystal.
>>739438350>>739438585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFJqOlYaJbs
damn I replayed 64 for first time in like 25 years and I didn't remember Wolf sounding like such a pompous faggot
>>739438627>you're big...but i'm fatter!
>>739438804Forgot pic
>>739419650Does fox know he can order two meals?
>>739426179I gotta admit, love interest to villain is always pretty interesting to me
>>739438706Love it.I also miss Bong Naomi.>>739438691It's a cool take. I imagine her voiced by Victoria Harwood without anyone else who can get across the tone of "female Liquid."
>>739421571This is currently my profile picture on my company’s Slack page. Only the resident autist girl got it
>>739429151Crystal creamed reeeeeeeeeeal good before she came.
>Shitposters get tired of topic>Suddenly thread is completely civil and people talk about different ideas in an intelligent mannerFancy that.
>Liquid KrystalI've unzipped. Do not blue balls me, /v/.
lol?
>>739427098You aren't either, jeet.
Krystal should have a series where the travels the multiverse and drops in on other IPs.
>>739435690>Shut the fuck up, Falco.
>>739430690>>739431132>fourth versionit's as much a rehash as Zero is a rehash.Zero also was on the fucking Wii U with a gimmick control scheme.>>739431368>muh ubisoftThe fuck?
>>739436593the template itself has promise, it's just that the game we got was so uninspired and blandly designed
>>739436449Shadows of the Empire would be a great template for the series. Have some TPS levels to supplement the vehicle combat.
>>739421987too many brown people on this site
>>739422215Her expression in this is so cute. I love cynical meangirl Krystal.
Starfox would be better if Fox was fat as fuck.
>>739426618Panther's Italian
>>739433415Assault barely focuses on her, she's just there as the team's Girl.
is it weird i want an ace combat plot in the star fox universei like the whole "you start off a no-name chump but by the end the enemy are shitting themselves at your name"
>>739442779The artist does a lot of stuff about Krystal with Star Wolf, and her relationship with Panther.https://www.pixiv.net/user/42797315/series/183390
>>739443331furry ace combat has been requested for years now, but what if we just remade sf64 instead?
>>739439646>>739438864Kissing Fox and Wolf belly.
>>739420589>>739421773Andrew created these, and knows about how Pigma acts during sex because he was in the cuck chair.
>>739444086>requestedBy one simtard.
>>739438709Star Wolf voices were perfect in 64. Wolf and Leon sound like they're more than comfortable killing for a paycheck, Pigma's an abrasive shit-eating weasel, and Andrew is just "that kid" that you love to hate.https://youtu.be/vcv0sa9-_IA?si=fZfmR9iDTVRVcPgk
What does she put on?
>>739432967Do assault again but>A few more rail shooter levels>Design the on foot levels with single player in mindThat's literally it
>>739444938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
Also this artist gives her great tattoos.
>>739419650>uh...meow?
>>739435690>You kind of had it coming for telling her you cared about her safely.It rings hollow when he lets the team mechanic with the least flying experience also be a pilot.
>>739432967Sequel be a retelling of star fox 2.
>>739439890This is more the dynamic I'd want from the character, yeah.
>>739444938She is br*tish m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGardUiWjR4
>>739430981How does it feel Krystal hasn't been relevant in over 20 years and when she was she wasn't even a good star fox character? To answer you it feels great since I enjoyed the games that came out since assault.
>>739435690>Cared about her safetyDidn't care about her autonomy as a human being, disregarded her feelings about YOUR safety, and spat in the face of her risking her life alongside yours several times already.
>le nigger cuck memeYou people are such desperately unfunny niggers. Phone posting needs to be banned.
>>739422412>"The mission is to suppress the local colonists. It's not another smash and grab, but it's easy money. Any objections?">"The objections come when we RAPE them.">"Pigma.... figuratively, I assume. Team, let's make tracks.">"Let's make them SQUUEEEEAAAALLL">"Pigma, HR wants to talk to you."
>>739439890Krystal is 7 years younger than fox and fox didn't meet her until he was 26.
This McDonald's meme is shit and forced
>>739445915>Didn't care about her autonomy as a human beingShe's a fox you retard. She also is the worst star fox member going by stats so being afraid for her safety is understandable.
>>739443724Kinda liked this. But I also like the stuff from this thread about Wolf liking that Krystal isn't normal because of her survival experience.
>>739433819Star fox already had ancient mysteries and magic in it. There are sunken ruins on Aquas and Andross is literally trying to become a god, so the idea of psionics and mysticism being in the universe is fine.
>>739446235As if Star Trek, Star Wars, and Doctor Who never had fantasy and magic mixed in with their sci-fi
>>739432967star fox 2 but it's multiplayer: corneria vs venom.1p scenario has you play as star fox making their way to venom and deposing the mad doctor. features stuff and objectives not available in 1p mode for balance reasons of course, and you fight star wolf members in events2p mode>players play as pepper or andross and control star fox or star wolf respectively. objective is to destroy each other's planets>flying into any elements on the world map causes the player to switch their view to the crew member involved to carry out a task. try to take advantage of your opponent being busy with an objective to set plans into motion>dogfights can happen. if you're at the world map screen when one of your crew members is under attack, you can select them and take control of them manually>capturing bases allows you to launch attacks from afar. threats have to be intercepted and dealt with, which takes time. there is a turn limit to stop it from lasting forever (player with highest planet health percentage wins)>losing all your crew members doesn't mean you've lost. if the clock is low enough, you can still persevere until the end via acquired bases and defenses
>>739435318Why did they have to make him look like that? I hate it so fucking much.
>>739434146>>739446235You're missing the point. You are right those things did exist but they're completely unrelated to Krystal as far as we are aware of. She was created with no backstory and none of the sequ3ls ever explored her character to really know more about who she is other than her relationship with fox. Cerenia and her family being killed got retconned too for the Japanese version of adventures so she is literally just a mysterious blue fox that appeared on dinosaur planet one day. You can't even use her dinosaur planet iteration to explain her backstory since it is incompatible with adventures.
>>739443724>series of star wolf stories about heists and underworld shenanigansKrystal's ESP skills would probably fit in better in that arrangement than a heroic capacity.Like Sly Cooper but more amoral.
Are there any good Krystal fan games? I mean actual games, I already played the one where she gets fucked by Lizards.
>>739446463She was created with backstory by Rare, but Nintendo literally rushed the game out and then they had to completely cut her from the game more or less. Blame Miyamoto.
>>739446001Fox...we have been waiting 30 mins for our orderFalco still your manage? Go get him, i want to speak with him.
>>739435706Going by that logic thr upcoming star fox game fucked things up even more. By having solar be a star and not a planet. That would be fine except most of the planets orbit it instead of lylat which means corneria isnt the 4th planet anymore. In snes manual it was venom>macbeth>titania>corneria>fortuna and now that isnt even the case at all since Macbeth and titania orbit solar and venom is further out than corneria. To zero's credit it still kept fortuna as the 5th planet.
>>739445908You mean Command and your two remakes of Star Fox 64?
It's crazy how much damage Command did to this franchise, and no one's moved away from it despite the literal creators themselves apologizing over it and declaring it non-canon AU shit, but because it's still the last time Star Fox has had a new original entry, people still reference it all the time (despite the fact the vast majority of people, especially ITT, have never actually played it)
>>739446552Krystal in star fox has no backstory, lore, or even purpose in star fox besides being a sex thing for fox. Even her magical powers got gimped from actual magic to just telepath in assault to nothing by command so being someone with special abilities was never a strong aspect of her character.
what if wolf was a girl
>>739446689I liked all those games as well as guard and star fox 2. 64 3D was definitely a remastered but star fox zero was a very different game from 64 despite it being a different take on lylat wars. It shares no levels with 64 and has more than enough things to differentiate it as its own thing.
Making Krystal join Star Wolf was grossly out of character for her when Assault already made it apparent that she does not like them. Joining the group that literally tries to hunt down your comrades is just shit writing for the sake of forced melodrama, and that's all Command is. It reads like a bad fanfiction because that's just what it is.
It's weird that there's a complaint that "Krystal has no character" only to them go and say that all these aspects of character were taken away just to make her Fox's bitch.What they mean is that she HAD a character until it was taken away from her.
>>739446740>It's crazy how much damage Command did to this franchiseHow did command do damage? It was a small scope title on the DS and was intended to be the story end of the series. It was too cheap, different, and low stakes to caude anf long term damage. If you want a game to blame for lack of star fox titles look at assault. If it was actually good they'd make more games like it and perhaps even a wii version to get people to buy it again but with online and motion controls.
>>739446463Her backstory in Star Fox Adventures is that Andross wanted her people's psionic powers and ended up wiping all of them out except for her. This happened some time before the Lylat Wars. After being defeated by Fox during the Lylat Wars Andross set a trap for Krystal on Sauria because he needed her as a conduit for the machine he was going to use to harness the planet's psionic energy and become a god. And he used a psionic signal to get her attention because he only wanted her to respond to it.The games don't explain a lot regarding this stuff but the lore in Star Fox is usually inferred both in the dialogue, the environments and in the print materials. Fans who paid close attention could piece the larger narrative together.
>>739446961>What they mean is that she HAD a character until it was taken away from her.Krystal from Dinosaur Planet is not Krystal from Star Fox. They have different appearances, different backstories, different personalities, even different voice actresses between the two versions of the game.
>>739446910Star Fox 2 is a 1995 game and we've had it for decades due to the leaked beta build. I'm sick of people pretending it was a new game just because Nintendo finally put the gold version out in 2017 with the SNES classic.
>>739447149>Her backstory in Star Fox Adventures is that Andross wanted her people's psionic powers and ended up wiping all of them out except for her.The game never implied andross killed her people. Just he needed her to revive him
>>739447247The final build never got released until 2017. It officially got released by Nintendo so it counts. All reputable sources including Nintendo count it as a 2017 release. It is also by far the best sequel the series ever got.
>>739447303Krystal recognized Andross in his withered phantom form when he pushed her into the energy field at the start of the game. She cries out "it's you!" when she sees him. She recognized Andross as the ape who genocided the Cernian foxes.
>>739422412canonically pigma and andrew die during sf64 and thats when panther and krystal join
>>739447061Take a series with only a handful of original entries, market it as a space opera, and then completely ditch the notion of making another original story for another 20 years and leave the last entry as the one with all of the angsty melodrama that teens love with multiple endings. Miyamoto also personally stepped in to take control of the franchise after Command, which is why we've gotten three remakes of 64.
>>739446961Krystal has no character in adventure, she is the intro/tutorial stage and is frozen till the final cutsceneIn assault she replaces Peppy and is a playable character and has the same ability as Slippy to show enemy HP bars. This is the only character development she gets and its pretty generic but her VA really loves her so there is that. >commandlolLAMO even
>>739435690I didmt play command but it really seems like the storylines were hot shit,nnot that assault was that much better. They need tk wise up and give faye her time to shine in a remake of 2
>>739447585>Danger>WarningAmazing how technology can detect incoming racial slurs before they're uttered.
>>739447402Adventures had a very hastily made story and script during the conversion and needing to be completed before the Microsoft acquisition. I would not take any specific lines of dialogue or story beats too seriously since looking into all the cutscenes the game has it quickly falls apart to making little sense or continuity with itself.
>>739447519>but her VA really loves her so there is that.A lot of people do. I just posted earlier a comic someone made about her between Star Fox and joining Star Wolf.Whether people just like the IDEA of her or not is sort of besides the point. She's clearly a character a lot of the fandom wants more of and to be treated better.>>739447694>that level made in an afternoon
>>739429372>>739430436>Implying they're rebooting Star Fox for the 20th time solely to get rid of one character that never even had that significant of a role in the grand scheme of things despite her prominence in pop culture>When the game she first appeared in was the only other game mentioned in the directWhat causes this particular brand of mental some people have towards Krystal? I don't really get it.
>>739447519>This is the only character development she gets and its pretty generic but her VA really loves her so there is that.That's her adventures VA not her assault VA. Krystal has the least character development in assault if anything. Adventures shows us early on some core aspects of her as a character while command delves into various other aspects of her like holding grudges, regret, forgiveness, and hanging out with a wider variety of people than previous titles. In assault she doesn't really show anything new we didn't already know in adventures and she never has any standout moments like the other characters do.
>>739446932>out of characterShe really doesn't have a personality. You can't name it like you can Falco, Slippy or Peppy.
>>739447585Command really suffered from bad localization. The story itself shouldn't be taken seriously and just fun ways to explore what different story paths would lead you. There are good endings, bad endings, and weird endings, all fun enough for me at least to play again with different routes which also mean different levels with different playable characters.
>>739429372>>739430436I agree. Cumbrains just want more fuel.
>>739447912How did the fuck up the aparoids so much that they can just all die with one bomb and everyone is instantly cured. A based story would have the infected remain infected but go feral without the hivemind.
Weird how a shitposting thread about Fox eating too much food becomes a serious discussion about Krystal.
>>739446932>Making Krystal join Star Wolf was grossly out of character for her when Assault already made it apparent that she does not like them.Why would she hate them? She has zero reasons to hate them since she never met them before assault. Krystal is also a very emotionally driven person and would willingly join them to spite fox which is what she did in command.
>>739448187That's because one is a stupid forced meme and the other is a genuine issue with the series.
>>739448163Feels like they pussied out last second, by raising the stakes too high and then getting scared of actually killing peppy.
>>739448187She's using her telepathic powers to make everyone focus on her. Smart one that girl is.
>>739429372>>739430436>>739448062That ugly ass character design has not deterred a single person from cumming to it who wanted to and it has not dettered a single person from cumming to the heap of classic Katt porn that already exists and is still being made. You view the entire world in its sexual value because you're a bunch of sickos whose lives will effectively be over when the FBI takes a look at your computers.
>>739448187We need an update to this meme. One with extra mustard and mayo packets please.
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>>739448308I dont think namco wanted to make the aparoids too horrifying to bring a negative perception on their stuff. Aparoids are just a poor man's galaxians. Game even made that painfully obvious with the 17 years ago they attacked referring to galaga 88 releasing 17 years before star fox assault.
>>739448187This is just the designated Star Fox thread. It is interesting to speculate on how they'll handle Krystal in the reboot too.
>>739448458This is so gay and edgy and completely misrepresents Fox's character and struggle
>>739447940>source: crack pipe and e621there is ZERO character for kystal in adventure and ZERO "hidden lore" and also nothing in command other than the hilarious kursed meme.She actually has dialogue in most cutscenes of assault
>>739448456>archivedmore like deleted
>>739448456>You were a lust penisI haven't seen that one in ages.q
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>>739448434>heap of classic Katt porn that already exists and is still being made.
>>739448596I think they may just not bother with Krystal. She gathered too much infamy to be brought back without furfags and coomers ruining things for their kid friendly image for the series. Rule 34 spares no one but Krystal a lot more susceptible to NSFW stuff. The fact she still has fansites dedicated to her is a tad creepy.
>>739448229The fact that they tried to kill Star Fox and by proxy her, retard.>Muh CommandJust say that you're brown and have cuck fantasies already.
>>739419650now that star fox is topical again Can I ask a question? A really important question that's been bugging me for decades.Who was this character? Like was he ever explained ever?
>>739448746Katt's r34 stash is tiny compared to Krystal's but she's always had her fans.
>>739448596Anon, we all know this reboot isn't getting a sequel. We are getting another Lylat Wars game in 10 years.q
Kursed
>>739448650>She actually has dialogue in most cutscenes of assaultJust because she speaks doesnt mean she has anything meaningful to contribute, let alone actually show more about her as a character. Her existence in assault is only to look pretty as the devs had no actual idea how to use her in the game. This is especially telling how her multiplayer stats are worse on all accounts than fox, the all around character, but game an extra barrier when respawn for no real reason.
>>739419650STOP DEMORALIZING ME.I HATE YOU.
>>739448596Krystal is a fanfic OC from the 64 timeline. I seriously don't think we'll ever see her again.
>>739449018Krystal hasn't been in a game in 20 years and yet she remains the second most popular Star Fox character after Fox himself. Maybe that has something to do with the fact that there are only 3 games that take place after Star Fox 64 and she's in all three, and the fans have kept the IP alive and relevant far more than Nintendo has.
>>739429372>Ragebait that happened to get a ton of repliesGimmie Slippy and Peppy in Smash 6
>>739448795He's just the training guy they whipped up last second. The wiki says he got some expanded lore on the star fox 64 website at some point, but he never shows up in any game outside of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6n6WuC9Y7Uthe 3DS remake kept that guy and gave him a voice, through it's wolf's actor voicing him, who the fuck is this guy?
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>>739448793>The fact that they tried to kill Star Fox and by proxy her, retard.She seemed to gotten over that really quickly before the game even ended. She also was part of a group attacking star wolf's homebase unprovoked so there's some justification for hostilities against her. Command is also canon to assault no matter what you believe.
>>739448926They'd take all the blue out of her
>>739435049>FOX! WHY ARE THERE CUM STAINS ON THE COUCH *AGAIN*?!
>>739449160>Krystal hasn't been in a game in 20 years and yet she remains the second most popular Star Fox character after Fox himself.It doesn't take pulling both hands out of your pants to know why she's that popular. Her popularity is also superficial and not even for anything she has done in the star fox series. She only ever appeared in 3 games and no comics or animations to my knowledge. People only like her because she's a sexy blue vixen in revealing outfits. That's all.
>>739422215>>739422902Nah Kystal would order a frappe.
>>739429449>The most popular and widely recognizable character in the franchise.You left out the reason why. The hint is e621
Everyone talks about how Command ruined Krystal's character, but Assault did an even bigger number on Wolf. They portrayed him as a tough veteran pilot with a begrudging respect for his rival just ONE time, and everyone took that to mean he's gay for Fox.
>>739449246Command is non-canon AU dipshittery le ironyfag
>>739449374>revealing outfits.outside of adventures when have her outfits been revealing? I haven't see her atire in command because I skipped that game cuz it looked like ass but I remember her outfit being fairly normal in assault, she had cleavage but so do most girls with her size no matter what they wear. was it the open top?
>>739449160Notice how you didn't describe her character at all. Because you KNOW why she's popular.>IN THREE GAMES = GOODDamn I guess R.O.B 64 is now one of the realist niggas.
>>739449495yeah I wasn't a fan of star wolf's portrayal in assault with how wolf acted in 64, he didn't handle that like "I'm a merc, this is just a job" he handled that like this shit was personal for him and he was another andross nut huger and Fox's overall indifference to them outside of a annoyed "Just what I need to see, Star Wolf" line, it's even weirder to me how Peppy has nothing to say to Pigma, I always thought it was weird as a kid that this is the guy who brags about James's death every other line vs the guy who constantly brings up James in his lines and when they cross paths in game Peppy doesn't have shit to say to him, I mean to be fair, none of Star Fox's members have direct dialogue concerning Star Wolf as individuals in 64, they don't even have it in 3DS and Zero remakes I wonder if that'll change in this game. Probably not, Peppy didn't give a shit about Pigma in assault either, he treated him as the same as any other seedy criminal in the lylat system, by the wya, isn't it wild how Fox and Slippy just causally murk a bunch of Star Wolf goons and don't give a shit? No hesitation, no remorse since they're criminals and not even an apology since Pigma wasn't there to begin with
>>739449495Assault was where shit really hit the fan. If you really think about it the main reason why it doesnt get as scrutinized was because command came out the following year and thus most people blame that game for the series downturn that followed. Problem with that is command was a low budget handheld title while assault was a bigger budget entry for the home system. It definitely suffered sales due to being released late on GameCube but it also didn't review well and was the only 64 sequel that was advertised as being a true successor which it failed to live up to that expectations. If Nintendo actually thought assault had potential they'd have given it another chance on wii like they did with other GameCube titles including chibi robo of all thing.
>>739449529>Command is non-canon AU dipshittery le ironyfagProve it. The star fox command developers said the game has an open ended story route since either is the final entry and thus which ever route people choose will be their conclusion to the series much like other series did like mass effect. If you don't like that answer then the prologue to command and the angler war Canon happening is definitely canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OGAs8FGzx4
Is episode 3 of a fox in space ever coming out
>>739449549Her outfit in assault looks like skintight leather and high heels like a dominatrix look. She's also supposed to be wearing an outfit meant for flight and ground combat which her attire definitely is not suitable for. Adventures at least has her tribal bikini outfit looking appropriate for the setting since the other dinosaurs barely dress any more than she did if at all.
>>739422902>im not hungryShe's gonna wipe out the fries like Andros wiped out Cerenia.
>>739450113Since a new star fox game is actually coming out. I fear it and event horizon will eventually get a C&D from Nintendo.
>>739450113This summer allegedly, but that will be it for AFIS. The creator said he doesn't want to spend his 40s working on a star fox fan project, and that was nearly three years ago.
>>739448795it seems like it was last minute since he's the only character to not have voice acting
>>739450196Maybe, but the remake looks very hollow and phoned in. I don't think Nintendos heart is actually in it at all.
>>739450368If a fan work stuff looks better than their own product they'll definitely be going after it.
Give me a Star Wolf spinoff>do merc shit for various clients>bounty hunting, organized crime, wars etc>ranges from easy antihero stuff where the other guy's an asshole to just you being the villain>eventually run into star fox and they start hounding you>they're insanely hard to fight and running is a valid strategy>turns out everything you did was some villain's 4D chess masterplan and now you're a loose end>neither you or starfox can beat them alone so you have to team up
>spent a decade wishing for a new Star Fox game>A new game is finally announced>it's yet another SF64 remake/reboot>/v/ threads are about mocking the characters' redesignsI hate this monkeys paw
>>739433567Don’t let this thread distract you from the fact that Warioware predicted Star Fox and R.O.B crossing over into the Mario Movie.
>>739422412On the menu lmao
>>739450534>I hate this monkeys pawThe new star fox was genuinely everything I actually wanted from the direct. Fuck the sequels.
>>739448795Not in the game. In the old N64 japanese site his name is listed as Yaru de Pon, he's the president of the company responsible for making the arwing.
>>739450501They already teamed up in assault. It was literally the best part of the game.
I just want a game with the full crew even through I know people would be mad as fuck seeing the girls there I'd love to start a mission with 7 arwings flying in and them actually being useful rather than constantly needing saving even in assault and Zero that never changed, oh how disappointed I was at that, especially falco and krystal, they're capable fighters and it's been years at this point how are you guys getting flanked by these losers? Krystal I saw you chase down 3 fighters and destroy them in the first planet level of the game, Falco you destroyed a battle ship on your own in the space section of the game just like me! how are you still having g defuser issues?!
>>739450534>I hate this monkeys pawWe all know who this paw is owned by, should have thought about that before wishing for it bud.
>>739450804>how are you still having g defuser issues?!The intro to 64 and especially the switch 2 game made it clear falco didn't even bother properly checking his g diffuser.
>>739450804>>739450935>Slippy is bad at flying.>Falco is bad at technical stuff.>Both get into trouble on CorneriaMaybe they're more alike than anyone cares to admit.>
>>739429372Krystal's fine as long as they don't try to shove in any space-magic bullshit going forward
>>739449174You already have Fox, Wolf, Falco, and ROB in Smash. What is this, Fire Emblem?
>>739451115Falco is actually fairly competent at being a combatants he usually gets too cocky with his own skills and earnings capabilities that gets him in trouble when enemies gang up against him. Slippy doesnt have the best combat instincts which causes him in even more trouble which is entirely his fault. In sector x he had no reason to try and get the finishing blow on the prototype and if you don't save him he gets swatted down to titania.
>>739449828Sure she's visually arresting but she also brings balance to the team. She's level headed and cool and can break up fights between the boys when their heads get a bit too big. Some people find compassionate peacemakers to be boring but that archetype is more important than it gets credit for. Stories that forgo the compassionate character end up having an unrealistic amount of workplace arguing and fighting and there's no character who instinctively tries to diffuse it.
>>739451257>Krystal's fine as long as they don't try to shove in any space-magic bullshit going forwardWithout those and her looks she has nothing else to offer. You may as well just create a new character from scratch with how heavily revised Krystal would need to be for a comeback.
>>739421571>good evening spyro, i'll have the usual
>>739450534>>/v/ threads are about mocking the characters' redesignsAnd rightfully so. Don’t tell me you actually don’t think they look bad
Do people really think the guy who told Rare to not only keep krystal in the game, but also to make her sexier, is going to miss the chance to re-include her later? Are you guys serious?
>>739451382>You may as well just create a new character from scratch with how heavily revised Krystal would need to be for a comebackThat's already going to be the case. She's going to be a grey fox with blue accessories and no human-like hair on her head, with a new outfit that covers most of her body. And if they're going to be doing that much already, may as well go a step further and remove any magical bullshit.
>>739451341That's literally peppy's role and he actually has to do scolding and cleaning up after their messes since he is not only the metaphorical adult there, he is old enough to be their father. Krystal just does not carry that dynamic with her since she was never shown to act that way at all in any of the cutscenes. Krystal can also be a really stubborn and quick to anger person since she is quite emotional when you push her buttons the right way to the point of her decision making becoming irrational. Main issue with Krystal is we never truely see her when a mission isn't happening. She only meets the other team at the end of adventures, really doesnt express anything in assault besides wanting fox to fuck her and remorse over the losses at the end, and commands endings are so brief that they skip a ton of potential small moments. Also the great fox in games like adventures, zero via battle begins animation, and the switch 2 starfox show various aspects of each character's stuff left around the great fox, showing us details about their characters without it needing to be said. The only time we could have had that was assault and they made that great fox so sterile looking it has zero personality and shows nothing about details about other characters. What would Krystal's mess lying around the great fox even be like? I don't take her as a neat freak like peppy is in battle begins.
>>739447519her VA loves her so much she's voicing her in the Event Horizon mod for Open Freespace 2. Hell I think they got Bill's OG voice actor before he died.
>>739451754I am really hoping the end of switch 2 star fox foreshadows a star fox 2 remake. Miyu and Fay we actually get a better understanding on who they are as characters than Krystal was.
>>739433053>>739433153In almost all the endings, Fox ends up successfull and usually with Krystal. In the ending where he gets cucked, he goes on to become an ultra famous racer.
>>739452229So Krystal is the biggest loser in the game.
you guys are rapidly becoming the sonic fanbase, I hope you know thatthe hatred for anything not 64the hatred ofr any characters not 64the pretend that classic era characters are somehow better even concept characters who never got off the ground, Miyu and Faye love is the same as people who think Honey the cat and Tiara booobski were ever gonna be worth a damnKrystal is pretty much the Shadow of this series, well Shadow mixed in with Silver and Blaze with how polarizing mary sueish she is.but whatever I hope for whatever legitimate star fox fans are here that this game bombs and they selve the series yet again 64 is like Sonic 3 and Knuckles to use, the absolute peak of the series and it's all downhill from there and while we'll never reach that peak again we'll always be able to relive the original through emulationactually maybe you guys are the smash fanbase too with how much of you are being flooded by groomers, furries and coomers
