>Press X to pet dog
>>739421443>tfw you will never experience even 10% of pure joy this silly little low expectations dumpling gets to have easily every week from consuming the most bland and cookie cutter of media
Yeah yeah we get it you prefer cats, the ultimate soiboi animal.
>>739421443>Achievement: Pet all the dogs!
will I get a cute HR lady as a gf if I play enough star warses?
>>739421543>I'm not like the other men
>>739421508I don't even particularly enjoy the things I even do like.
>>739421508there's a 100% chance that he's high out of his mind when he records these
>>739421609horrifying... god save your soul
>>739421443>press x to shoot dog
>>739421609Is that what I think it is.
>>739421609>>739421878>>739422069What is it
>>739421508Only actual retards and young children feel the joy you describe. That guy just a performative basedboy, doubt he even counts as a nerd.WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THESE CAPTCHAS
>Press E to pet the heckin' kitterino
>press X to fuck the dog
>>739421443>Press dog to pet x
>>739421609I hate myself for seeing what this is
>>739421609ok now i'm curious too
>>739425229>>739422125>>739422069>they don't knowkek tourists
>>739421443Do you think this guy knows his face and reaction has become the face of of rampant consumerism and people still make fun of him for it?
>>739421609Corporate is just adult daycare for women while men do all the actual work
>>739422125It's kinda quirky.
>>739421508>dude the overemphatic feminine blubbering this faggot does specifically when on camera is so genuine, you WISH you could be this happy
>>739421508Why the fuck would you wanna be this thing? Living to do nothing but consume media?
>>739423421DO NOT PET THE X
>>739421443>that guy is married with kidschudbros what's our excuse?
>>739421443the joy of petting a dog in a game came from a real emotion before it became an internet meme.First dogs are cool. Second it shows the developers were allowed some level of freedom instead of being purely driven like slaves to create a product. But now that its a meme it loses the second meaning somewhat, as product managers could put it in on purpose.
>>739427386well, i can tell you right now i would not even flirt with his wife whoever she is.Good for him though but i have higher standards.
>>739427386Are they his kids?