>gee I wonder where the bosses weak spot is?
>Still no game where the boss creates huge glowing fake weak spots that actually take less damage
>>739422339why the fuck did they do this
>>739422339is that an armored pig or a fucking mech
>>739422443Aonuma explained in an Iwata Asks interview that he made a list of design decisions he regrets doing in the N64 original after replaying the game and handed it over to Grezzo. Most of the remake's changes are because of this list.
it's called realism
>>739422739aonuma is a retard hope he dies soon
>>739422339I didn't even notice the eyeballs when I played it. What I did notice, however, was the slow zora swimming and the awful press-to-toggle goron rolling. Otherwise, it's basically the same.
>>739422838anon, that's not an eye
You don't even have to make it so jarringly bright. TP had it on multiple bosses and it's a dumb boss design but not as obnoxious.Look at fucking Gyorg.How did they nailed the OoT remake so well but completely butchered MM?
>>739423020>nailed the OoT remakethey didn't it looks like shit.
>>739422739>Gets told that a feature he wants is retarded>Gets it put in in the remake>Everyone says it's retardedIt's a lesson they'll never learn, huh?
>>739423426Some of the greatest media success stories are due to having tardwranglers who are good at their job. Just look up what the original plot of Ghostbusters was supposed to be, holy shit.
>>739423018it's weak to anal
>>739422339
>>739423696lmao, this is the first time i actually laughed at that.
>>739422339I don't remember the original bossfights being that cryptic to the point that giant glowing eyes were needed, i haven't played MM in a while so i might be misremembering.
>>739422443I would've rationalized the giant eyeballs as>It's on a small handheld screen now so we have to make the weakspots larger than lifebut I guess Anouma was just being a retard >>739422739
>aaah no! not my weak spot! How did she know?!
>>739424041They aren't.Odolwa's hurtbox is everywhere when he's not shielding.Goht's hurtbox is everywhere.Gyorg's hurtbox is its head.Twinmold's hurtboxes are their heads and tail tips.The damaged areas flashed red, they made a pained noise, and some of them even reacted with a downed animation. Only a retard wouldn't have understood those.
>>739424921>Only a retard wouldn't have understood those.Then the change was necessary for modern Nintendo fags.
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!EEEEYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>739422339It's funny how they outright tell you that they know the modern Zelda fanbase is retarded and people defend them anyway. So it will be as such.You reap what you sow.
>>739422339If you were a video game enemy/boss where would your weak spot be?
>>739427418My head. There will be multiple hints in the level leading up to my fight about how weak my skull is and that attacking anywhere above my neck is lethal.Then, in my boss fight, I appear wearing a thick, metal helmet. I taunt the player by tapping it and giving them a cocky smirk to show that I believe myself to be invincible.However, unbeknownst to me, the player recently picked up a unique item that they can use to damage parts of my helmet after I perform a short pattern of attacks and tire myself out.One the helmet is fully destroyed I enter a rage state where I become more predictable and die in one hit.
>>739422339It's trying to create a "theme" that visually connects all the bosses and connects them to Majora as well, but it's the fucking gayest shit possible. Also makes Odolwa less fun because now it can only be beaten one way. idk if it fucked up other bosses but i'll presume it did.
>>739428113Pure ludokino.
remakeniggers will literally defend shit like this and wonder why nobody considers them real fans of anything looking at you nuREfags
>>739427418Lower back pain has plagued me my entire life.
skin, nodules, body, place, eyes, brain, there, heart
>>739422443Creator didn't understand their own creation and tried to "fix" itMany such cases
>>739427418mans weakness is the three T's: teeth, tongue, toe. remove the teeth, man cannot eat. remove the tongue, man cannot tongue. removes the toes, man cannot grow.
>>739429310it didwhole zora section is fucked
>>739427418mans weakness is the three B's: brain, breath, bone. remove the brain, man cannot train. remove the breath, man becomes death. removes the bone, man turns to stone.
I think it was to differentiate the boss taking damage that will make them vulnerable versus their actual health pool. It's still retarded.
>>739427418mans weakness is the three E's: ears, eyes, elbow. remove the ears, man will have tears. remove the eyes, man cannot cries. removes the elbow, man cannot smell, though.
>>739422339>bought new 3DS majora's mask limited edition just to play it in truest form>they ruined everything especially Zorawhy did they let aonuma implement his retarded ideas?
>>739429310That's the same for all bosses, being able to cheese them in unintended ways or challenge one self, like with shooting the worms, was cool for the people really into the game.While I enjoyed the remade bosses in of themselves they killed every desire to ever replay the 3DS version for me and killing them, especially Twinmolds, was a fucking chore if you needed them dead in a cycle.
>>739423020Trying to think of all the TP boss weak points>Diababa, tongue-eye>Fyrus, forehead>Morpheel, the eye>Stalord, the sword>Blizzetta, no real weakpoint>Armogohma, eye to stun it, then it's unarmored thorax>Agorok, eyeball on his backTP does have quite a few eyes, though none are as obnoxious as the MM remake designs.
>>739430051tear ducts are in your eyelids retard.
>>739430192before you spout some horrible nonsense at me, why dont you read up on the three E's of mans weakness, fool.
weak spot enemies makes a game shitjust like lost planet is a shit game
Most bosses being cyclops explains in-universe why they can't just hit you, and rely on patterns of attack
>>739422443Because they didn't get the actual creator, koizumi, back on the project for the remake. Nintendo also has little respect for MM as a game, so they really didn't care what got changed, much to the games detriment.
>>739430315well who ever wrote it didn't know fuck about man
>>739422494Its title is "Mechanical Beast" so a mech.
>>739430413time to go away and leave me alone because its considered harassment at this point. time to stop stalking me!
>>739427418Nigga i am 46, i am made of weak spots.
>>739422494Robo goat. Probably one of the funnest bosses in zelda history. Excluding the remake of course, which completely ruins the pace of the fight because 'lmao eyeball'.
>>739429664>boss with back problems>make it look like his back is his weakness>if you attack his back too much you'll crack his spine and relieve his pain>hard mode activated for the rest of the fight
>>739427418Alcohol :(
>>739430590His boss fight is the only one staying roughly the same, nobody just ever told that keeping on rolling into the beast does shit damage compared to wacking it once it's on its knees.
>>739430689Fighting him goron mode only is way more fun. The most efficient thing, even in the og, is to just shoot fire arrows at him from the corner. But nobody is going to do that outside speedrunners.I'll gladly take the slower path if the time gap is minimal and is way more fun.
>>739427418I can only be hurt by reading insensitive mean posts on anonymous boards. The player has to plug in his keyboard and type nigger and send.
>>739422339>always the eyes>never the testicleswhy can't game be realistic for once?
>>739427418Busty tanned tomboys
>>739430904real
>>739422418it's a bug, but this is the case with Fire Giant in Elden Ring.
>>739430842stick a finger in your eye and let me know how it works
>>739430787I remember killing him that way because I was too dumb to roll after him when I was young
>>739427418Fire.I fucking hate heat so much.
>>739431072Same. And I don't understand how it would be faster for speedrunners, that shit took forever.
>>739427418The cock.
>>739429963Remove the penis, man is woman.
>>739422418They don't create them, but early Charger balancing in Helldivers 2.
>>739431214ZFG shows it off well. Basically you can bait him into always doing the lightning attack, side hopping, and continuing to shoot. Means you have to shoot in third person mode to pull it off.
>>739427418Ha-cha-cha
