Would you date a girl from Morrowind?Actually, of all the Elder Scrolls races, which do you think would be the best and worst to date? And for the more adventurous out there, feel free to share your thoughts on dating the more minor races, like https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Tamriel_Data:Races Poison Song is 3 months away btw, I hope you finished Grasping Fortune
>>739422578>Actually, of all the Elder Scrolls races, which do you think would be the best [...] to date?
>>739422578Are you considering the racial differences? Because that will extend all the way back to the essence of their souls which are fundamentally different from me as a human being and not a reshaped Spirit from the beginning of time.I mean their world is metaphysical bullshit and as a real human bean I feel like a Bull in a glass house
>>739422697Based as fuck>>739422880You'd have that along with cultural differences.
>>739422578no
>>739423252Why? Are you a racist or just can't handle a girl who honors ALMSIVI?
>>739422578Mer look ugly as fuck.
>dateArgonians are my property and I'll do what I want with them.
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
>>739423923wrong thread faggot at least flavor it to something wow-specific
>>739423923I fucking love Justin
>>739422578Argonian only.
>>739423987>at least flavor it to something wow-specificWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>739424090bot broken man, just let it go
>>739422578Date, yes, but I’d never marry one. These freaks worship demons and have legal murder I’m not about that.
>>739422578From Morrowind? Sure. I'd date pretty much anyone if they were nice to me. I'm really not particular.
>>739424162They aren't demons, they're the good daedra followed by the tribunal, who are loving gods. They're all good and just people, and the temple does good work. And it's not murder, it's just honorable killings conducted legally so I don't get what your problem is with it
>>739422578Never.Dunmer women are whores.
>>739424418That's just untrue and slander
>>739424418Barenziah is a noble as well so she's probably less of a whore than the average Dunmer woman.
>>739424580Nobility is usually more degenerate than the common folk tho
>>739422578>Would you date a girl from Morrowind?Like is this a hypothetical where she would actually date a s'wit n'wah? Is she apart of a house that will assassinate me against her wishes?Too many variables lead to my sudden and violent end.
>>739423923>The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual businessNo matter how many times I read the deranged writing of this man this line always makes me chuckle.
>>739424434>A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man.>When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."
>>739424352The good daedra are only good in comparison to the other daedra, and murder should not be legal
>>739424820Self Defense is legal, why are you arguing against self defense?
>>739422578>>739424210>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DUX_1Xs16Yk
Only if she's a member of house Telvanni
>>739424892A Redoran girl would fight on behalf of your honor though
>>739422578does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
>>739425061She doesn't know what dairy is
>>739425082She clearly must because have you seen those milk jugs?
>>739423923>I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans!
>>739422578The anons who told me LGNPC Redoran was buggy as hell were not even downplaying anything.Other than that the mod is fantastic.
>>739424890>says the knife earsDamn high elf is just jealous.
>>739423987retard
>>739423923Based?
Morrowind threads got bad pretty quick damn.
>>739425541Plugging TR in the text didn't attract the usual morrowfags like OP intended, just coomers
>>739425610I imagine the image is the more likely culprit, my friend.
>>739425815Yeah, my point is that mentioning TR didn't negate the image's effect
>>739425867Oh then you're right, my bad. Sload images should be mandatory from now on.
>>739425964Last time somebody put the Sload in the OP it attracted unironic gay fatfags so not really
>>739422578Same as ever; sure I would. But they wouldn't date me.
>>739426028Ya just can't win.
>>739422578I would date literally anything that resembles a humanoid female
>>739422578Morrowind threads got good pretty quick damn
>>739422578I wish games would take into account the cultural background of your lover more often>you wanna shag me? oh well we have this retarded mating ritual you need to go through with first>hope you're not afraid of heights
>>739422578
>>739429560God imagine a good dunmer woman (racist)
>>739425149Crazy feral babymaking sex with almalexia
https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/58870new landmass mod just dropped
The average dunmer would stab you for looking at him wrong, you better off just closing your eyes
>>739423987Its a TES thread, you gay nigger
>>739430204I've never played a quest or new lands mod for morrowind. Does this one look promising?
>>739425082Are all elves in TES lactose intolerant? I just realized raising cows, goats, etc. and consuming their milk is more of a human thing.
>>739430472For Morrowind specifically, ungulates do terribly in the region due to the ash and stuff. It doesn't help that Horses are seen as a delicacy for the natives.
>>739422578Taking your khajiit gf to the movies while you are both tripping the fuck out on skooma
>>739422578Dunmer pussy is obviously the best. Altmer second place. Nord third. The rest don't compare.
>>739431348>when the skooma wears off and your Khajit gf disappears and all you're left with is your cat
Here's your Redguard gf, bro.
>>739422578dunmer bitches look best with bright orange/red hair. the fire of red mountain to contrast their ashen cursed skin.
>>739424873No, actual assassinations are legalized regardless of reasons. Morrowind is a a corrupt shithole go figure
>>739431607Dayum
>>739422578When was the last time any of you actually played Morrowind? For me it was sometime around 2004 I think. I kinda see no point in playing a game so old anymore, modded Skyrim clears it easily.
>>739431607>tfw no redguard gf to make little halfbreed chudlettes with
>>739424820Meridia is objectively a Lawful Good goddess who is good compared to the regular divines, and only a retarded bitch made necromancer would have a problem with her.
>>739424352t. Ordinator propagandist
>>739431725>the niggest is also the chuddiestkek, accurate
>>739431725>half breedThey'd all be full blooded Redguards, anon. The race of the child is determined by the mother. At most maybe they'll have your eyes.
>>739431719I play it whenever a mod update for TR releases or if there’s something interesting in the works that I haven’t experienced yet
>>739431665They aren't corrupted. They are honorable killings done by trained professionals. They have religious meaning. Just admit you have no knowledge of the culture instead of being ignorant and calling it murder and corrupt.
>>739431607lorelet here, are redguards inspired by japanese warrior culture? i only know they're super serious about honor and swordsmanship and all that
>>739431830That's only human/elf relations. It doesn't apply to human on human
>>739432052They're a party bag of Barbary Arabs, Caribbean pirate cities, and samurai sword dueling autism,
>>739432052they are a mix of feudal japan and north africa/moorsthe akaviri are a more purely east asian inspired culture
>>739432052They are North African Berbers. They have some Japanese-ish words and concepts thrown in to make them more unique but they are based on Orientalist depictions of Moors
For me, it's a Forsworn gf
>>739432271>North African Berbers>slut in the pic clearly has straight hair
>>739422578>no resuilts from google, yandex, iqdb or saucenaoEither search engines got even worse, or this is AI slop
>>739423923>The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business.I kek every time.
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>>739431607>draw an attractive white woman>make her skin brown
>>739424672>>739432872Same lol
>>739432052In a way, yes. Spiritually they follow the Way of the Sword philosophy and are obsessed with dueling. So the warrior culture is of the samurais. But visually they are influenced by Arabic and North Africa.
>>739432052Half the races on Tamriel have shades of Japanese/far east influence Besides Redguards we have>East Imperials/Nibenese who draw heavily from the Akaviri>Dunmer Great Houses have similarities to Sengoku-era Japan, with Redoran as an obvious martial caste and the Indoril being closer to capital culture>Pre-Skyrim Orcs have samurai aesthetics in their armor and weapons
>>739422578imagine her submerging her butt and making bubbles
>>739422578>Would you date a girl from Morrowind?Would you not?
>>739422578I think I will just use mods to marry Serena without her consent again.
>>739433292
>>739433354The mods change her character into giving you consent though
>>739432794Well she's a barber.
>>739433529Oh so we agree that coercive consent via mind control is still legal legal consent?
>>739433354how do you marry someone without consent.
>>739422578Why is she bathing in tomato soup?
Thoughts on Nord women?
>>739433237The daedric helmets in Morrowind are so cool.The one associated with Boetiah with the floating horns is my favorite
>>739433718She's Italian.
>>739433727They seem to be either whores/sluts like Haelga or frigid mean bitches.
>>739433587It's not mind control, you are rewriting the canon character to be a different wayIf I write a fanfiction I'm not mind controlling anyone, likewise on a modded game you are basically playing a fanfiction
Fuck Daedra and fuck Daedra worshipers.
>>739433752Skin color checks out
Aren't Wood Elves the most unhinged in the lore? What are their women like? The pure black eyes are kinda hot I guess, you can't really tell what she's thinking.
>>739431607>>739431725>im sorry my Fuhrer, tommy needs choccy
I entered this thread really hoping for a ranking and analysis of dating each race and I'm disappointed so far. Get to it lorechads.>>739433915Canonically super hot, while their men are canonically super ugly
>>739432961>curly hair>red eyes >big lips >>white
>>739431725>>739431801>>739431830>>739434036the funny part is this is true. possibly the most racist man alive, H.P. Lovecraft, married a jewish woman. supposedly he used to get into rants about jews at dinner parties with her family and have to be gently reminded that she was jewish.They did eventually divorce, but it was amicable because they were separate all the time due to work, and Lovecraft basically didn't know what sex was. She liked his work and helped get it published.
>>739422578>Actually, of all the Elder Scrolls races, which do you think would be the best and worst to date1. Nord2. Dunmer3. Orsimer4. Imperial5. Breton6. Redguard7. Bosmer8. Khajiit (depending on what phase of the moon they were born at they either get put at 6 or 10)9. Argonians10. AltmerHonorable mentions to extinct races like the Dwemer, Falmer, and Aylieds as well as races we have not seen yet like the Tsaesci, Tang Mo, Kamal, Ka Po' Tun, and the Imga
>>739434297>3. Orsimerwhy
>>739433727Mjoll should have been a culturally Nordic Khajiit woman.
>>739422578Wife.Trad wife.I Wuuthrad wife.Filthy elf.
>>739422578I've have not played a lot of elder scrolls, can the dunmer really swim in lava?
>>739434462no
>>739434356Similar to Nords in terms of fierceness, martial prowess, and holding things like tradition and family in high regard but at the same time they are basically poop elves that are more prone to banditry.
>>739434462NoThis one's symbolically swimming in lava to represent the fact that she's from a volcanic island.She died shortly after.
>>739434462they have an innate 75% fire resistance, the meme is lampshading that
>>739433915Bosmer are not people. You'll do well to remember that, grub.
>>739422578No because elves in The Elder Scrolls look really ugly for some reason
>>739434652>he doesn't want a strong orc gf that will give him bear hugs
>>739431607Saaria...
>>739435004zug zug
>>739434826Hold your horses pal, my bitch wife is gorgeous
>>739435713forgot pic
>>739435780Nerevar?
>>739435713>>739435780> "OUR" bitch wifeFixed it for you, my Honored Horator
>>739436684Nerevar canonically slept with all of themexcept Vivec, much to the latter's chagrin
>>739435780>>739436684This proves that all mer women are psychotic cheating whores regardless of race or divinity and why WOMEN are superior
>>739431607she's like 4ft tall
>>739422578If Tiber Septim/Talos did it. Then that means it's fine with me.
>>739436898>mer womenwomer?
>>739431719dreadful taste
>>739436894> be Vivec> offer to "share spears" with Neverar for the honor of drinking the backwash off his shot of sujama> "I'll let you drink my spit, but only if we talk and hold hands"> Nerevar then proceeds to run through his entire friend group (even the Orc-Dwarf King got it Saliache-style)AbsoluteEmotional Devistation
>>739422578I would never date a Dunmer, because half of them are whores, but I would sure as hell bang one.>Actually, of all the Elder Scrolls races, which do you think would be the best and worst to date?Best would be Altmer if you're an Altmer if you value loyalty bc they would see 99% of others as beneath them, but they'd also be pretty bitchy nglProbably Breton girls because they're likely the most dainty and cutest of all the humans
>>739440029Find one of the good onesKarliah is faithful to Gallus 20 years after he fucking diedI'm sure Brelyna would be faithful until your death, date someone like her.
>>739433727Stocky and well-built, good for breeding strong children. Still among the least attractive of the humans, only after Redguards (they take 1st place for obvious reasons).
>>739422578have you heard of the high elves?
sure
>>739440145That's true there are obviously exceptions, and I'm sure the loyal ones would absolutely drain your balls every day lmao but I exclusively play human characters (Breton or Nord) and theoretically would only want my children to be human and not take the traits of a M*r
>>739440313Ulfric received 20 billion septims from Elfpac, by the way
>>739440486imagine getting paid by your elf milf gf
>>739440313I love my bitch thalmor wife
>>739440216>least attractiveGaybro...
>>739440782only monogamous elf woman in tamriel
>>739440216
>>739422578that I am denied a world with dunmer women is a fate cruel beyond measure
>>739433292Elves do not fart. Only disgusting h*mans are so vulgar.
>>739441059I'm glad they don't existIf they existed they would reject me and make the situation even worse. As long as they only exist in my screen I can imagine a love story with them where I am happy
>>739432729Hussies ruined a NNN for me.
>>739424210https://youtu.be/rTeVz6rP6r4?t=390&si=WGkVHjArMNme2eWA
For me it's Raeza (those who know, know)
>>739441445What would be the best tavern to order a doordash from in Skyrim?
>>739440216>least attractive. in what way. Nords have the most attractive girls by far
>>739441829The bee and the barb offers local greasy slop that is very good but will make you feel ill the next day. maybe like a kebabThe winking skeever is like sushi, it's good but it costs 3 times anything else, not really worth it.I think at the end of the day the best middle ground is none other than the bannered mare, you can't go wrong with the classsics. Though dead man's drink is doing great with hipsters I hear.
>>739440889Only the top 5% of Nord women look this thin and frail, that's usually reserved for Bretons and Nibenese. I do like their fair features, though, it makes them appear more feminine. And they would produce the best male offspring, hands-down.
>>739440029>Thalmor hands typed thisAltmer would fuck a horse if it meant getting a little bit more power.
Argonians are absolutely adorable and have had the best wife picks in every game.Worst, I'd be inclined to say Bosmer if just for them being huge rude weirdos
>>739442282Prove it.
>>739441945>>739440978>>739440889Did I stutter, frens?They are still attractive and have huge honkers, but the best girls are dainty little Bretons:>>739442040
>>739422578Dunmer women are loose, as told in the Real Barenziah
>>739442757>>739442040why is ESO so ugly
>>739443917MMO players have low standards after years of playing WoW.
>>739433620I think they made a kids book about this or something
>>739437167IMAGINE
>>739422578Yeah, I would date Imperial and Nord chicks because I am not some repulsive pervert sodomizing animals and aliens.
>>739443917More cartoonish style probably, but TES in general was never known for stellar character models to begin with. Imo Morrowind has the best thematic models with the best aura, if you can appreciate old polygonal graphics, but it kinda went downhill from there
>>739440029You guys should know that only the native Altmer are like this and there are plenty of Imperialized Altmer on the continent.
>>739424580Barenziah is exceptional. Even hundreds of years later everyone all across Tamriel has a book or two about her specifically. No new smut manages to rise to that popularity.
>>739422578>muscular thicc dunmer gfWho's the artist? Reverse search gives nothing.
>>739443964>wow female models look worse than thisYou'd wish.
>>739422578Luv me some Orc
>>739442757>>739440889>>739433727Nord women are canonically built like brickshit houses just like the men. Those Atmoran genes don’t fuck around. Also they’re both retarded meatheads
>>739422578Orc gf for building a strong clan
>>739447825>nosering
>>739447825The happy trail is supposed to end below the navel.
>>739447825I'm sorry but I'm finishing in the ass, I'm not going to produce more malacath stains, even if the girls can be hot
>>739447825Why is she hiding her huge futa cock?
>>739432794? Maghrebi berber have straight hair a lot of time, actually many have very east asian-like hair
>>739447825I don't know how you Skyrim fucks find these uncanny Barbie dolls appealing.
>>739432794Daggerfall was when the Redguards were still a fully fictional fantasy people with dark skin but straight hair and blue eyes instead of phenotypically subsaharan african with woolly hair and flat noses
>>739434210>writes extremely racist things>makes it kino because ooooo space>attracts young tribal member girl>dicks her down a few times>gets her to help with his work>spend more time with niggerman the cat, forgets about foid>leaves her>continues to hate jewsa man after my own heart
>>739432884Off topic, but I'm so glad LoGH is still being posted.
>>739435004>female domreddit sexualityyou and the furniggers can go fuck off back there
>>739449075That’s not an actual OG Daggerfall sprite
>>739449795I know, point still stands
>>739449564nobody said anything about femdom. plenty of people like the idea of a strong gf being submissive.
>>739450234>plenty of people like the idea of a strong gfyeah we historically call them faggots but that term has become a no-no
>>739450412>we call them faggotsNo, those are people who want to be pegged. Theres nothing strange about finding a woman who can hold her own in a fight attractive
>>739423923>he posted this shit on fucking Facebook where, presumably, his friends and family could see it
>>739431607What mods?
>>739434210>possibly the most racist man alive, H.P. LovecraftCome now you know his power level is not nearly that high
>>739433237Fuck dirty limp wristed Nibenese shits, Colovia for life
>>739450412strong gf doesn't mean pumped full of steroids to become huge and ripped. it doesn't have to be much different from like a tomboy.
I want a huge nord gf with massive hands
>>739430472Argonian and khajiit milk Farm status?
>>739451704Why does she need massive hands?If massive hands means massive cock on a guy, then surely massive hands on a woman means massive hole which is cringe
>>739451806>massive hole which is cringeBig vagina is the best tag tho
The N'wahs have been real quiet since this dropped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOCaqgzpmM
>>739422578Are Dunmer able to tolerate lava?
>>739423923
>>739431719I'm playing through it right nowt. Skyzoomer
>>739423923JustinRPG, my GOAT.
>>739431719>When was the last time any of you actually played Morrowind?Yesterday.
