Women regularly cry on stream to this cringe dialogue and conclusion of her shitty story which is on a level of cheap Netflix soap opera.
>>739425402Horse guy is telling us about bg3 again.
>>739425502wtf are you on about retard
>>739425582He's talking about the bg3 marketer, they are a brony.
Karlach was the perfect Bioware characterThe disconnect between her background and her college teen personality was pure bioware slop
>>739425818>Backstory: "I was forced to watch as my family were killed in front of me. Then I was raped on the blood-soaked floor. After that I was sold into sexual slavery. I was there for 6 years, until I escaped, just in time for my 12th birthday..."Personality: "I got stood up at prom and Stacy called me fat."
>>739425818name 3 old Bioware characters (u can include DAO 1, not sure about Mass effect i never played any of them) with story and dialogue this retarded and out of place in their games.
what's with the uptick of bg3 seethe threads recently?
>>739426591>Non binary dinner>IM GONNA BARRRRRVVVVV>Coming out in the mirror mid prologueAll from the same game.
>>739427471Based deliverer
>>739426591>no Mass Effect pleaseNice deflection when BG3 is just ME2 in a medieval setting
>>739426591>morrigan pretending to be pragmatic but then bitching about litteral every decision that has even the minor benifit to anyone else like a spoiled 13 year old teenager>Leliana being a flamboyant lesbian that constantly cries for her bitch of an ex girlfriend also her entire plot line in her dlc which is unrequited lesbian love>mission vao's entire character but she is excused because she is canonicaly 13 >Imoen constantly behaving like a child even tho she is the same age as you>litteraly 70% of the mass effect crew having daddy issues and constatntly bother you for therapy sessions dispite most of them being professional military personal that have mandatory psyche evaluations>also >>739427591 jacks entire characterthere are probably much more, face it bioware was always progressive, sometimes even stupidly so, if you still try to deny that you are just retarded
>>739427471>>739427591i could not give more of a fuck about nuBioware which just wears skin and name of old company, im asking for old BG games this game is supposed to be continuation of and their contemporary titles
>>739426591I remember playing DA:O as a rogue and my girlfriend made fun of me because I had to romance the gay assassin to learn the good skills
>>739427817>literally nothing u wrote is remotely true>reddit spacing kill yourself faggot
>>739427892Mass effect is a 20 year old franchise anon
>>739427817Viconia being a canonical child murderer (but she was never punished), but being burned for not doing anything (this time), makes her need love and cuddles.
>>739425502>ANY post>oh look its poopdick schizofucking shithole website
>>739428036Well poisoning works.
>>739425402I was kinda surprised by her. I usually hate the quippy upbeat character but I was never annoyed by any of Karlachs dialogue. Her main problem is that her story is unfinished, not really interesting, and blatantly rushed. She’s not as good as Lohse.
>>739427817>litteraly 70% of the mass effect crew having daddy issues and constatntly bother you for therapy sessions dispite most of them being professional military personal that have mandatory psyche evaluationsdangerous noticing there anon
That would be Wyll's, if anyone actually cared about him.
>>739428128Lohse was only fun when the demon took over. She loses all charm as soon as you kill the demon
>>739427817
>>739428164>Can I have a hug?Seeing that dialogue option with those retarded fucking arms is killing me. No, get the fuck away from me, you should have been culled son
>>739428164I played the game and dont recall this faggot
>>739428297Uhm, that's actually a transmasc she/they...
>>739425402>plebbit tier cringe character>the literally only one to get an extra ending scene when you don't do her shit questObvious writers pet.
>>73942837120 Barvs it is...
>>739428357Oh right, its the player character who is the faggot talking to the cucked negro
>>739427963Do you really completely lack any sort of reading comprehension, nigger?
You didn’t feel embarrassed by the "fuck yeah soldier", constant swearing, 4th wall breaks and her talking/acting like some modern day redditor awkwardly inserted into a fantasy RPG, all with that ear grating cockney accent?
>>739428494meant to quote >>739428128
>>739428476No, Im just refusing to call nu-Bioware games that are 20 year old. Thats Bioware at its core and thats what those krauts at Larian tried to mimic, because its easy to sell to women
>>739425402Why are you playing a game that's literally made for faggots and far-left activists?
My dream is that someone uses AI to make Ketheric, Gortash, and Orin all recruitable.
>>739425402First of all, no. She isn't.Karlach is kind of annoying and I do agree is way too quirk chungus for the setting and doesn't act her age, but she still has a strong and memorable personality and backstory.The worst written character is Wyll because he is barely written. After being totally changed in the EA he is now generic good guy with no personality other than his class is a warlock.
>>739428164that is the most faggoty looking bg3 character i have ever seen, impressive
The only BG3 companion I actually liked was Laezael. Everyone else came across as whiny teenagers.
>>739425402I don't remember this scene. Though maybe that's because Karlach had a negative opinion of me at the end of the game. She overheated and burned to death screaming about how none of it was worth it, she didn't want to die and wasn't ready. Actually thought her ending was kinda cool, like devs don't usually go that hard on Good Guys
>>739425402halsin not even has a history
>>739426591Definitely Mission. The idea of Darth Revan rolling around the galaxies most ancient dangerous tombs with a 13 year street kid is both silly and creepy.
>>739430357I would never know because I enjoyed throwing rocks at him.
>>739428164>Soibot, my strength is waning
>>739428231Well I mean her killing the demon is the end of her character arc. DOS2 kinda has a problem of characters stopping as characters once you complete their quest.
>>739428494>fuck yeah soldierno? why would I feel embarrassed by that?>constant swearingno? she’s the type of character to swear.>4th wall breaksthe only 4th wall break is literally impossible to access without hacking>and her talking/acting like some modern day redditor awkwardly inserted into a fantasy RPG???>accenther voice actress is very good and captures the character wellI feel like if every character was written like Karlach it would be annoying but she’s unique so it works. She’s like Minthara in that way.
>>739428128She was a pretty good team retard but getting lashed onto Will's awful story really hurt her imo
>>739430402Revan kept her around so he could pull off a cheeky pipe to pipe bushman every so often
>>739428164Destiny?!
>>739432624Yes it felt like they needed some way to make Wyll feel more involved after his rewrite. It’s been talked to death but Wyll’s problem is that he’s super passive about everything that happens to him and it’s pretty unclear what his actual feelings about his situation are. And then everything at the end with his dad just works out in one conversation it’ts extremely rushed.
No multiclass, which Warlock pact is best?
>>739432450>???she literally says "But it's a bit early in the Game to be getting into tragic backstories." the first time you met her
>>739433767I like great old one because it's very easy to be critmaxxing in this game and having free stuns on your eldritch blast is coolHexblade's spirit summon is okArchfey and fiend give you ok spells but their features are kinda meh
>>739433937that’s not really a 4th wall break, more like a 4th wall tap. it can also just be using an expression. like when you say you rescued the tieflings “for the experience” and they respond “well I hope you write a nice book about it”
>>739428164>Can I have a hug?No more hugs, Wyll. Will you make me a sandwich?
>>739425402>ConclusionShe has a conclusion?>Karlach, you need to go back to hell, it's for your own good if you want to live and not immediately die.>NOOO I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!>Karlach, as a friend, I'm telling you: I want you to go back to hell to stay alive, please.>...Okay, fine.
>>739434175Which is the best Eldritch Blaster?
>>739435358goolock because of the aforementioned stunyou can stay monoclass, but if you REALLY want to be maximising on eldritch blast then consider at least 2 levels of Sorcerer for metamagic and spellslot transfer, convert your pellslots into metamagic points and use the twinned spell to double up the amount of your blastsit gets better with levels, for example at lvl 5 when you have two beams for 1 cast of eldritch blast, if you twin it you get 4 insteadwith the great old one's mortal reminder feature you can be both the dps and the crowd control
>>739425402i knew this character was going to be dogshit the moment she said "fuck yes" when you first meet her. then cue her getting to camp and EVERYONE automatically loves her and thinks she's the best.how people put up with this fucking dogshit i'll never understand.
>>739425818>college teen personalityMy friend keeps pestering me to play bg3 but I can't stand any of the characters because they're all like this.
>>739425818It's just wizard of oz but a grossout and no payoff.
>>739425402Karlachs story is the The Death of Ivan Ilyich. Its the only exceptional plot point in the game. Her scene after killing the tyrant was litterally only 11/10 moment. Don't insult muscle mommy.
>>739428128Would have been nice if her entire story didn’t resolve after getting her 2nd upgrade
>>739427892>Anon delivers>No not like that!You are the worste.
>>739425502It's a spammer working for a tencent contractor that pays the jannies to allow ads.
>>739436562Yeah! You tell them, dragonian!
>>739436531Subconsciously i dont even register post 2010 nuBioware as the same company, when somebody says "perfect bioware character" first thing which came to my mind was bg1,bg2, Kotor or DAO,(i didnt play ME games so cant judge), i dont even consider post collapse Bioware games like Veilguard or Mass Effect Andromeda as legitimate examples, nobody serious considers them as the staple of Bioware.
>>739436469Yeah the companion situation is weird. You get Shadowheart who gets two entire dungeons to herself, is practically mandatory for Act 2, literally leaving you permanently if you don’t take her to the Nightsong.And then Karlach and Wyll are blatantly unfinished.
>>739433767Hexblade and it's not even close. He has by far the most powerful list of features if you want to stay pure.
>>739425402Rip off gales handLeave laezel in the cageLet wyll die defending the dryid groveKill karlachGive astarion to the vampire hunter
>>739425402>Women regularly cry on stream to this cringe dialogueWhy the fuck are you watching female streamers?41% yourself you subhuman tranny. You will never be a woman, you will never have a family, you will never contribute to society.Your existence is a joke and everyone you ever meet will always know you are a man.
>>739440263>all that tranny meltdownkill yourself faggot
>>739425402I think it's Wyll - his character was literally aborted just before release>boo hoo red woman behaves like an idiotYeah, but she's coping and seething becuase devs cut out the ending of her questline where she gets her heart fixedWriting in bg3 is the weakest part imo
>>739438016Only Astarion, Laezel, and Shadowheart matter. Coincidentally, these are the only companions that cannot leave you for factors external to their questlines. Gale barely has any interactions. Wyll has a questline that requires him being alive to get info on, but you can just stumble upon it anyway. Karlach doesn’t matter in the slightest. No companions that join in act 2 or 3 matter at all. Only the three companions the game basically makes unmissable and impossible to lose were worth giving main quest integration and large questlines.
>>739442850I think the dialogue and micro writing is all fine though larger plot has a lot of problems.
I don't think a soldier in the Blood War would come out very sane.I think Mizora should've been Karlach's devil boss. Working directly under Zariel is very silly because Archdevils' Courts are other high-power devils. A mortal tiefling is lower than a piece of shit in the Hells.
>>739444579it leans into waifu/husbando baiting way too much and the greater plot with big brain from futurama which is controlled via a triforce of doom doesn't work because the game doesn't treat itself seriously enough - yeah, sure, there is violence and sex everywhere but characters behave like office plankton which went on the corp mandated larp session
>>739425402>>739425402True. But the whole game is a pure millennial cringe fest that never endsPlus it becomes progressively woke the longer you playFuck this shit, i fucking hate millennial slop
>>739446370BG3's story didn't try at all. Interest in it is almost entirely driven by the shenanigans you can do unless you're a woman or a /v/irgin in which case you only ever talk about the companions you have an event with like once an hour.
>>739445932not really, the tone of the game was pretty serious. it felt very similar to the first 2 games which were just “standard fantasy epic blockbuster”. just because it isn’t grimdark doesn’t make it an ironic LARP fest.also it is bad writing to signal the romance stuff so obviously, but I have a feeling if they didn’t do that everyone would complain about not getting the romance they wanted.
>>739425402>Women regularly cry on streamWhy are you regularly watching streamers?
>>739446572all the things you can do involve interacting with the faggot writing or cheesing the game world with dumb bullshit like spamming explosive barrels for the 6 millionth time. literally the most boring fucking crpg i have ever played.
>>739446796This game's writing was fucked extremely hard by WoC and the wider modern DnD audience shoving their nose into the development of the game and insisting on changes. The first Act originally had companions that were much more hostile or secretive, where your relationship was born out of necessity early on and their characters were more nuanced and would take much longer to develop meaningful relationships.
>>739447108>Your only "creative" options are explosive barrelsThat sounds like a (You) problem. BG3 is among the best CRPGs in the genre for creative problem solving and player freedom via items, character control, and environmental interaction.
>>739446370Oh he updated his bait image. That's cute.
>>739447309I'm glad Wyll exists as a highlight for this, since he had enough going on in the early access to confirm that he had a massive change in his character.
>>739447309Mm sure. I saw a lot of that on /v/ too, complaining about the companions being mean. I think I like DOS2’s writing more.
>>739447579The main problem IIRC was Shadowheart initially not reacting to you rescuing her at all, which made her needlessly bitchy
>>739447309If you ever played other Larian games you would know BG3 is their best written gameYeah, the others were THAT bad
>>739447967Any game that has elf genocide as an objective good can't be badly written
>>739447967That’s an exaggeration. DOS2 had pretty great writing and DOS1 is kinda just ok, its biggest sin is too much exposition and kinda unfocused plot. And this is just for long term writing. You can tell their focus is on quests and moment to moment dialogue because it’s strong in all their games, even DOS1
>>739449745>DOS2>great writingi liked Dos2 companions more but only because they werent such a horny sex pests like in bg3, outside of it bg3 was an improved almost over eveything even its mediocre story which fall off a cliff by the time u hit act3
>>739450440how so? the writing was pretty good in DOS2. lots of memorable encounters and lines, they did a great job at giving a sense of tragedy to the world. BG3’s fine too but it’s a bit more standard. Cinematics help a lot of course.
imagine being paid less than 15RMB to samefag bump your own thread all day, cjust to shill this
>>739450987It is very impressive just how amazing the combat is despite being stuck with 5e design. Playing Solasta 2 after BG3…it’s like night and day.
>>739450987>Posts the same webm for years to show the game is too slow for zoomer brains>End up showing off the game's immense level of options, phenomenal map design, and diverse bestiary.whoops.
>>739451536When anonymous, a sufficiently autistic person is indistinguishable from a bot, and like a bot their rigid patterns can cause self defeating actions.
