Why would Dante explicitly mention "son" when, if he didn't have a kid yet, it could be a daughter? HMMMMM? That would be a stupid assumption to make if he didn't have a kid yet. He's oddly confident about having a son and not a daughter in this scene. It's because he already knows he has a son.Devil May Cry 3 - Dante is 19 and meets Lady who is 17 or 18. They fug shortly after the events of dmc 3 and have a son.Devil May Cry 1 - Dante is 28 or 29 and his son is 9 or 10. Lady is taking care of their kid somewhere else or some shit. That's why Lady doesn't appear in 1. Then at the end of dmc 1 Dante mentions his son.Devil May Cry 4 - Dante is around 38 and his son is around 20. So it makes sense that Dante and Lady aren't with their son during dmc 4 because he's a grown man at this time.Devil May Cry 5 - Dante is around 44 or 45 and his son is 26 or 27 still living his own life at this point.Devil May Cry 2 - who gives a fuckNeither Dante nor Lady ever explicitly state that they don't have children in any of the games.Why Lady was always ripping Dante off and Dante was always in debt to Lady: they have a son so she was making him pay for that and buying stuff for herself because they're basically married and have a kid together. Also she was taking care of the kid by herself during DMC1 so she wanted child support.ALSO Lady's boobs got way bigger the next time she's seen after dmc 3 in dmc 4. Why did that happen? Because she was pregnant with Dante's child. She obviously already went through puberty in 3 so it's not like it was that. The only other way is if she was pregnant and they grew because of producing milk for Dante's son. That was one of their subtle hints that Lady and Dante have a son.Prove me wrong you can't
>>739429440He was taunting Mundus that his spawn will kick his ass when he tries to start shit again.It is not a confirmation of anything. You don't have a problem with media literacy, you just have severe developmental issues.
>Dante couldn't have had a child with Lady when DMC1 released because she wasn't a character yet.That doesn't really matter if they decided he had a son. Then they just write the character that had his son. She didn't have to actually be written at that time. So Lady not being written during the first game is irrelevant. They could also make another game and have Lady say to Dante>Hey, you know our son that we had after we met that was already 10-years-old when I was taking care of him by myself because you wanted to keep fighting demons and then you went to go stop Mundus on Mallet Island?Then Dante says>Yeah, I even mentioned our son to Mundus when I defeated him and said our son would defeat him when he came back.Then Lady says>Well, he just defeated Mundus who returned. He's even around the age you were when you first defeated Mundus, isn't that funny?and then Dante says that's cuh razy and shoots a box of pizza that sends the pizza box flying against a wall and all the pizza comes out in slow mo and he grabs a slice while it's in the air and takes a bite.Or the whole game could be about that happening and you play as Dante's son. And they explain that none of them ever mentioned him before because they just happened to not talk about him during the events of 1/2/4/5 (in 3 the son didn't exist yet because that's when Dante met Lady and then they had sex immediately after that game ended) because it just didn't come up besides that 1 line. Then they have the other characters talk about things that happened in the years in between games like Trish says>Remember that one time when your son was 12 and he still thought I was his grandma
>>739429440He knows his balls would never shoot XX chromosome cum because he is a 100% testosteronal man
Do you think Dante ever ate at KFC or drank Mountain Dew? What about having a bank account since he gets telephone and electricity bills to keep the lights on
>>739430104definitely mountain dew since he's a gamer
>>739429440>ALSO Lady's boobs got way bigger the next time she's seen after dmc 3 in dmc 4. you don't even know the chronology you fucking retard lmao,how can she be pregnant when the supposed son has like 20-25 yo at that time?just kill yourself.
>>739429440>Devil May Cry 2 - who gives a fuckLOL
>>739430630because her boobs got bigger after having a kid and stayed bigger they didn't shrink back again retard
>Devil May Cry 2 - who gives a fuckstill better than dmc4 and dmc5
>>739431107is it actually
bait used to take effort
>>739429572/thread
>>739429440I don't care bro. have a pity bump in case anyone is interested
>>739431217>>739429572That doesn't prove anything
>>739431174you'd think this is bait but for years i have seen people going>hurf durf dante said he want boy so boy beat mundus why he no have boy konami?there is an actual chunk of the community fuming that dante still hasnt fucked their favorite girl
>>739431975He did though
