Are you ready for the Assassin's Creed: Black Flag remake, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Edition?
The best part is knowing you will never get to have a family and pass on your legacy.
>>739430182I wonder what the early life section of these devs looks like
>remakeslopNah, thanks.
>>739430182holy fucking downgrade. Just shut it down man. Why is Ubisoft still breathing?
but edward kenway's voice actor said it's better...
>>739430358Hi sis
>>739430358But I already have two sons, what now?
>>739430182The environmental graphics look better but the faces look absolute ass. Plus the weird hit effects are way too flashy and look out of place
Lips are too thin
>>739430182I love how you can IMMEDIATELY tell the pajeeted edition by a total lack of proper shadingWhen will the normoid cattle have enough of this?
>>739430358Curb your transphobia fascist pig
>>739430358Then how did we get his memories if there was no offspring?
>>739430182La Creatura
>>739430182Why do pajeets always fuck up the contrast?
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>>739430654>brown mutt calling a red head white woman creatureChrist we need to nuke this world
>>739430578goyim go ballistic for remakes so never
>>739430719>we need to le nuke the worldyou're no better feeding into the mentally ill accelerationist bs. Retard.
>>739430358my favorite part about posts like this is knowing I do indeed have a beautiful baby boy with my wife. I love how you people have to imagine your enemies as defeated because reality dissapoints you.
>>739430358Does it ever make you think when you repeat the same two talking points ad nauseum, or have you gone completely numb by now?
>>739430358ywnbaw
>>739430182I can't even fucking tell which one is supposed to be the remake. I'm guessing left because it looks like it has higher fidelity but gaming has stagnated in all ways besides extracting money from its players so who fucking knows
>>739430182>Uglyfied troglodyte face>Censored chestYep, it's Remake time!
>>739430182Why does the shading look worse than the original? Modern devs are such losers it's unbelieveable
>>739431327The remake is always the one with less sex appeal for straight men.
>>739430182yes, and I cant wait to Sniff Lucy Baldwins Arse.
>>739430182>>739430578I love how remake comparisons let you see everything in modern games from the character models to the enviroment despite being filled with tons of garbage still manages to look a ton less detailed than before.Tells you all you need to know on how the people making new games see them, just a bunch of "products" made by slapping some assets and scripts togheter and nothing more.
>>739430182Mods'll Fix that.
>>739431327Obviously the right is the remake. Can't you see the higher tex- uh, I mean the higher polyg- wait, I mean the more realistic hai- no, the sharper ima- actually, the more life-like express- wait, no, hang on...
>>739431327Left is the original
yes it would be realistic for a pirate to have bimbo plastic surgery in the 1800s over a natural pair of tits. It's unsurprising you folks have never touched a pair of tits in your life. Right is what actual natural pair of tits look like. Left looks like the plastic bimbo shit that is hard as rocks and doesn't move.
>>739432054>>739432084Fuck this gay earth. Character on the left is even casting shadows on herself while the right is wearing a flat texture for a necklace. The only actual improvement I see is the lacing on the corset getting grommeted holes to go through and so I'm going to buy this game for the grey donuts bros.
>>739430182>Ubisoft has reached a point where they cant even work on a game that already exists without making it worseJesus Christ, just put them out of their misery
>>739432432it's cherry picking screenshot. The remake is has dynamic lighting while the old version had the lighting baked in. Also you're seeing the cinematic vs the overworld model from the game. it's just chuds trying to rile people up. You can take a screen shot of DS3 and a shitty low poly model from Elden Ring and create threads about how DS is better.
>>739432563The right picture looks dreadful. It is absolutely not acceptable graphics in 2026. It's a shameless censored cashgrab.
>>739432723>it's censored>it looks badPick a lane faggot
>>739432895Enjoy choking on Ubisoft's dick, fag.
>>739432895One unicoin has been deposited into your account
>>739433031>>739433182Literal bots
>>739430182The budget was low so it was either giving Anne a massive honkers or giving Lucy a bakery
>>739432432>I'm going to buy this game for the grey donuts brosYou can date aliens in the remake?
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>>739432563I admit it's hard to tell with the blurry background, but that seems to be the same scene in both games. That'd make it a fair comparison
>>739430182Yes you think I care about womyn?
