It’s gonna be the first GTA game where you play as Chad. They knew what they were doing when they made Jason, he’s gonna be every white guy’s literally me self insert. All this redpill philosophy and who’s Chad and who isn’t mindset didn’t exist back in 2013 when V came out, and now guys aren’t getting laid anymore and are hyper aware of which guys get female attention and which don’t , and Jason is Rockstar knowing how to sell a product and give their fanbase an escapist fantasy
good morning saar
>>739456854i hope he's racist
I think white protag just has the most broad appeal. Browns and other nons are used to seeing white men in the protagonist role for most of cinema and video game history.
>>739456854I look like this
Glad he's not 45 or a creepy wierdo like the last ones
>>739456985He has a latina wife of course he's racist
>>739457091>I like look thisThe fuck did you just say?
>>739456985Chances are there will be a part where another character says something mildly racist and he will probably lecture him or some shit not to say that.There will probably be a whole anti-racist mission and the message will be something stupid like "Chads aren't racist. You are, CHUD"this is going to be the biggest flop
>>739456854>4channer looks at some redneck and thinks "yup that's me"Lolol...
Why is there some faggot making a gay bait thread about this every day. Stop being gay.
>>739456854Don't care I'm playing the latina in a bikini during the entire game. Wanna see how jiggly the jiggle physics are.
>>739457212I’m a white man living in Florida. But unlike him im fat and ugly
>>739457172So basically....a 21st century Arthur Morgan?
>>739456854Tommy Vercetti was way more Chad then this instagrammer faggot, Tommy Vercetti literally did 15 years in prison for murdering a bunch of people.
>>739457350>we are tired of wokeness! We want to play a white man again >heh… okay, here you go bro. But since we’re doing something problematic like making a masculine white man the protagonist we have to make him condemn racism constantly and support women’s right to vote
Claude and Tommy were Chad you fucking retard.
>>739457409I killed way more than 15 people in Vice City. Most of them were innocent. In GTA6 there will be no killing
>>739457172100% this will happen. Nu-Rockstar are trash and spineless cucks
>>739457172100% going to be mission where you fight ICE agents
Picture this 2026Gta 6 is underperforming expectations. As the reviews come, it gets a pathetic average score of 7/10Rockstar paid shills, in desperation, try to hack this forum to take it down out of sheer embarrassment. Hours later, it drops to a 6/10 and even reaches some 4/10 in metacritic scores. There is a massive outcry never seen since the E.T Atari Days.Take-Jew interactive is at the risk of bankruptcy and is forced to sell Rockstar. Rockstar copes on how evil white straight males caused this because they did not want to play as a goblina while ignoring the numerous flaws the game has. Overall, Rockstar is dead and Gta 6 copies are being buried under the sand in New Mexico just like back in 1983.Fast forward maybe a couple years later... The game crash of 2026 revitalises the game industry and gone are the days of wokesim and other bullshit practises such as microtransactions. Normies start leaving the gaming industry as no one is catering to them anymore.REAL GAMERS like ME are the only ones left forcing companies to actually make real games. We will actually have games back to their glory like it was during 2000-2011I know what I want. I want *that.* I will not be buing GTA 6 or any other slop of that nature because it will help achieve that glorious vision.PLEASE DONT BUY GTA 6. THIS REALLY IS OUR ONLY HOPE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOU MIGHT THINK ME 'BEGGING' IS 'PATHETIC' BUT THIS QUITE POSSIBLY IS OUR ONLY WAY>inb4 Rockstar shills on Take-Jews payroll swarm this thread to try to dissuade a proud gamer who actually cares about his people
>>739456854Mid physique.
>>739457901It’s hard to imagine it coming out bad. RDR2 has its critics but it’s polished to the ultimate degree, the only other game as massive as RDR2 in scope while being gigapolished on launch was BotW
>>739457901Cool fantasy bro
I only have a series S bros and I really don’t want to wait for it to come to PC…
>>739458068It will be playable on that thing but some of the wow factor will be watered down.
>>739458229I can tolerate 30fps and 1080p as long as they don’t completely gut things like physics, number of assets, etc.
>>739456854Ftm "Chad"
>>739457852this would be worse than any amount of anti-racist dialogue
>>739457852>>739458454Little cucks lmao>not my hecking coppers!
>>739457470Thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwAg0nFasC8
>>739457852if rockstar wasnt cucked theyd let you play as ICE, lampoon the other ice officers, and also make fun of the illegals. it could be kino but it'd never happen in 2027 (the year the game will release)
>>739457172And you faggots will spam that scene for weeks on this board calling it a woke piece of shit failure of a game
>>739458490Not a huge fan of ZOGbots or Trump but I love ICE
> Canadian origins> former military pilot > mentally unstable> uses violence to get what he wants Real chad commin' through.
>>739456854Jason is just a tranny, and the woman spic is a lesbian. That's the big "twist" of this one.
>>739458990Did he reads Fyodor Dostokesvky?
>>739456854so according to your stupid little brain Tommy Vercetti wasn't a chad?
>>739457409Kek, uggos seething at Chad
>>739459028If you told me a year ago that Sony would release a game where you play as an Indian that gets cucked by a lesbian I wouldn’t have believed you. I also wouldn’t have believed you 10 years ago if you said that the next Dragon Age game would have a nonbinary demon party member and when someone on your team accidentally misgendered them they would start doing pushups as an apology. Anything is possible now
>>739458587True and then you will feel shitty for playing. But you will continue to play and shill just to "own the Chuds"Don't care. Last GTA I played was SA and I never even finished it
>he's nothing special I could look like that if I wanted to
>>739456854>train character in game for hundreds of hours to give them bodacious bodymakes me kek thinking that lardasses could put the same amount of effort into getting fit themselves
>>739459358This, but unironically.
>>739458490it's not even that, it's just a bit too on the nose. it feels excessive. there's a way it could work but odds are it would be cringe.
>>739456854>>739459161how did a bunch of normalfaggot worshipping newfags who are also closet faggots become the norm here? Is it becuase cuckoldry is popular now and living vicariously through insta-fags is the new cope for failed men?
>>739459750>not the heckin' copperinosMemes aside I get you I also do fear that the game overall will be cringe but any mission like that would still be based, cringe or not. ACAB.
>>739456854does the game have sex change clinics where you can turn Jason into a sissy bimbo that Lucia tricks out?if CJ and Niko could become fat fucks, there's no reason Jason can't become a big titty tranny fuckdoll
>>739459981Niko had no body changing mechanic he was always the same.
>>739459871why do you think all cops are bastards anon
>>739456854Only problem is that you are dating some mid roastie instead of a Stacy. Best way to play Jason will probably be as an architect and constantly trying to get Lucia fatter.
And they made Lucia mid. Should have made her a white passing Latina with jet black hair
>>739459287Please go back to twitter you brown piece of shit.
>>739457852They already had the border control random encounters in GTAV. Mocking them of course but in a different light.
>>739460427>>739460481Who knows what kind of appearance options the first female protagonist will have it's uncharted territory, there's definitely makeup and different hairstyles.
>>739457998>gigapolishedBotW had some framerate issues and exploit bugs but yeah I get you.RDR2 also had some really annoying bugs like weapons resetting every time you jumped on and off your horse, completely negating the whole stowed weapon mechanic.Funny enough GTA has suffered from your garage cars going missing since SA and it was still fucking there in V.So much my fist 2 playthroughs (which I played B2B) I didnt use anything but their personal vehicles as there was no point, shit would go missing,I do think that they will have fixed that now though seeing it was clearly an engine bug and they wanted rid of the stain it gives the game(s)I expect GTA6 to be one of the most polished open world games ever made.GTA and zelda ate the gold standard of IPs that other devs look towards to push the industry forward.
>>739457409>Tommy Vercetti literally did 15 years in prison for murdering a bunch of people.Im mean so do most blacks
>>739458713ICE are ZOGbots, dummy. They will eventually be converted into the antisemitism police. If you think the Palantir AI mass surveillance ICE utilizes will just be limited to combating illegal immigration, you are a fool. It will eventually be weaponized against US citizens for ZOG purposes.
>>739459193>Sony would release a game where you play as an Indian that gets cucked by a lesbian>t Dragon Age game would have a nonbinary demon party member and when someone on your team accidentally misgendered them they would start doing pushups as an apologyCome on...QRD. WTF is this.
>>739456854Chest too small. Could not relate
>>739456985hes gonna bust crust with a black transgender, you just KNOW it. i hope so too lmao
>>739460906I don’t see that happening, they’re specifically for immigration. Regular cops already enforce anti-semitism laws, not sure why they wouldn’t just continue using them
>>739460492>loses argument>calls you brownSaaar pllleeasasse buy GTA ppplleeeeaaasssse saaarNice try. I am WHITE
>>739460992https://youtu.be/iDeJsPYXEEs?si=SMJNttlGdAuqhoMk
>>739458490>not my hecking spicmutts and noggers!weird self report but ok
>>739456854I played as a chad in gta and gta II
>>739457852I already found the glownigger plot of V tiresome
>>739456854More like this game is made by women for women, and this is their fantasy boyfriend while they self insert as the mediocre latina who has Chad Thundercock on his knees before her.
>>739456854kill yourself poltard
>>739456854>It’s gonna be the first GTA game where you play as ChadClaude was a chad
>>739457901You can dream anon, you can dream. And what a beautiful dream it is.
we know nothing about this character other than "he's hot" and nerds are already losing their Goddamn minds. gonna be great when this game is out and these people who "will never play it" keep living here 24/7 and posting about it nonstop.
>>739460906>>739462269jews in brooklyn already have their own police force that takes nypd rejects and other low status good goys
People will get so lost in the flop posting and coordinated shazamfag discords that I genuinely worry they'll kill themselves when it comes out and inevitably rapes every known record off online mtx alone.
okay what do we cover him up with so its not so haram?
>>739467613florida accurate t shirt
