Would you have played it?
>>739458302back then i thought >hey you Pikachu but with a whiney faggot? no thanks
To this day, I have a sensible chuckle when I recall Peter Molyneux talking like this kid was full-on sentient AI.
>>739458302When I saw this I just thought "why would I ever want to talk to a robot? This is a gay game for girls"
>>739458302His secret would've been that he had been molested. Met Molyneux at a Parisian cafe once and he told me. Interesting guy.
>>739460442I have a sensible chuckle when Milo tosses something to the girl and she mimes catching it by overtly clapping her hands together to produce a sound for the catch, and Molyneux tries selling it like "Oh did you see when he threw something to her and her reaction was totally instinctive and natural to catch it, she didn't think consciously about it she just went for it"
The Kate one
>>739458302why was this blatant lying allowed?
>>739458302Still waiting for the Black Mirror episode where a woman loses her son, decides Milo is her son, then murders someone or fucks a pig or however those episodes end.
>>739460914Peter is the lord of lies and like getting tricked by Satan if you let it happen it's your fault.
You know remember Curiosity
>>739460784Man, Milo woulda gone full Skynet around the millionth time some NAMBLA weirdo turned on his Xbox and jerked off in front of the kid.
The whole thing was fucking baffling. It feels like an Onion skit or something out of Gag Manga Biyori.Like sure, the snake oil "future of gaming" thing is the virtual assistant who you talk to and interact with. You sell the motion controls by having an NPC respond.But like...you make it Cortana (a pre-existing character) or any kind of generic nice lady, or if it has to be a male then a cool butler or something.Why the FUCK is it a 10 year old boy. Who the fuck would either want that, or if they did, admit it. It's so absurd you wonder if it was an elaborate joke.
>>739458302I still think someone should have gone to jail for this. It was outright lying to consumers in order to sell a product. Not a single thing about it was real.
>>739461183Fuck you.
>>739461119now let's don't be hasty, satan can be very tricky, it's like I get found out all the time
>>739462943that was a double typo I'm really not satan
>>739458302I would've showed him Aisha Clan Clan porn
>>739458302for some reason I was very enthusiastic about this. it's nothing like the kinda of games I was usually interested in, but I was just obsessed with it for a week, completely believed it 100%
>>739458302Milo's still locked in there, you know.
We can talk to robots now and it sucks shit unless you have severe mental illness.
>>739458302Molyneux invented advanced AI before it was a thing
>>739460943the pig gets digitalized and she has to watch it rape her son, he begs for her to turn him off but she can't "kill" him. squeals and whimpering slowly get drowned out by that anyone that knows what love is song while the grayscale camera zooms in on the mother's crying face. roll credits
My personal conspiracy theory is that this was real, but the US Gov/Military told Microsoft to shut it down because they wanted the tech. And now ~2 decades later we are finally getting the AI that powered Milo.
A game where i get to interact with a 10 year old boy? I can't wait!
All I can remember is Claires massive ass
People (children) would be calling it Satan because it's AI.>Just pay an artist to act like a child!
>>739460943WAT IF YER SON WUZ A COMPOOTER THAT'D BE WELL MENTAL INNIT
>>739467397Go pick up a pencil, you lazy cunt
No, but I would play this one
>>739467467why did I laugh
>>739468469Nobody is supposed to know about Mila
>>739458302make it a little girl and maybe
>>739468469>Oh hey, my human is turning the Xbox on! I can't wait to interact with them! Maybe I'll get to be friends with someone my age, or maybe I'll be like a daughter or a sister to an older gamer, or- There he is! He seems nice...
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>>739469616call me Oniichan
>>739460914>you're telling me a businessman can just go on stage and lie to tens of thousands of people?Wait until anon learns about Elon and his solar panels
>>739460827sometimes i am glad E3 is deadit always hurts seeing con artists fool retards
>>739461183>>739462823the rockpapershotgun article about the 'winner' of curiosity is required reading for anyone that remembers the debacle
>>739470264Wasn't the reward just Pete letting him have a credit in their next dogshit game?
>>739458302What is there to play? Nintendogs but with a child?
>>739470515going from memory so don't totally rely on this>brian downloads curiosity on a whim and taps a tiny cube a few times, then gets this wierd video from peter molyneux about how he won and his life is forever changed>brian hears nothing about it for a while>asks peter about it>peter says "oh sorry i take responsibility for not contacting you">more time goes by>"oh sorry again my fault, totally my bad">finally gets invited to the dev studio>gets plunked in front of a beta build for the hit 10cans game GODUS>is just left there for 4 hours even though there's maybe like 1 hour of enjoyment tops to get out of the game>taken out to a pub>is ignored by everyone except one guy who is clearly like "are we seriously all just going to ignore the contest winner kid?" and hangs out with brian>is told he'll be some kind of 'god of gods' in godus and get money when they have mtx figured out or something>he hears nothing for ages and godus never takes off nor gets any kind of pvp monetization like they planned>eventually is just given a few thousand bucks
>>739470687and when asked about it years later he basically said "idk that was just some wierd shit that happened to me when I was 15"
>>739470738Reminder that the human brain can block out childhood memories that were too emotionally damaging to process
>>739470804that's why I had to mention that bit, that's exactly how it sounds. like when he's 40 and doing hypnosis therapy:>when i was a teenager a frenchman lured me into his lair of lies with promises of wealth and put me in a torture device for hours
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>>739471024Why shouldn't he be happy like this?
>>739460784I heard Kevin Nash tore that ass up.
>>739471069
>>739471024>manages a hardware store>has a boat but 90% of interacting with it is putting it in the water in spring and taking it out in fall and maintaining it>wants a robotic lawn mower but has a separated front and back yard that combined only take 15 mins to cut with a push mower>heavy user of rewards and loyalty programs for food delivery and takeout>not diabetic yet but his doctor says the bloodwork is beginning to look rough>convinced he's doing alright because he's looked like this since he was 25 but in reality is nearly 100lbs heavier than he was then, he just shaves his head the same and dresses the same
>>739471264how do you get that bad, I'm in better shape now than I was at 25 and it's not like I made an active effort to be healthier.
>>739471325idk it's a hypothetical AI generated man that i made a bunch of generalizations towards
>>739471325but to better answer your question, same here, i have become chubby in the past and the slight reduction in mobility and stamina drove me insane, so i lost the weight quick with just healthier eating and a bit more walking around. people who get BAD are baffling to me. how do you angrily insist "I can't do that!" due to your weight or lack of fitness with a fucking tone of entitlement and outrage? fuck you, you useless sack of lard
>>739470146Reminds me of that Collegehumor toon where the characters from the My Tiny Young Horse show think they're gonna be played with by a little girl, but realize a grown ass man bought them.
>>739470515Nah, there was more to it than that>winner would get creative input in Peter's next game, Godus>would get credit in the game>would get a share of revenue from game's revenue (just 1% but still)But then Peter Molyneux and the studio basically fucked everyone, including the dude who won the Curiosity game>game was released in early access as a buggy broken mess>devs abandoned it and then shut down>dude who was supposed to receive 1% of the game's revenue never saw a penny>Peter's reaction was basically "whoops, sorry kid, shit happens." then he tried to jump on the NFT bandwagon by starting development on a new game where you make NFTs (which died before release because NFTs were a fucking joke)
>>739471464I've only ever been slightly overweight and dealt with it quick because it fucking sucks. I can't imagine being fat, how do people even do that, what a nightmare. Everything is better when you're fit or at least not fat. You feel better in every way and people treat you better
>>739470192this place gets more reddit by the day
>>739459761Isn't that Hey You, Pikachu! to begin with?
>>739458302Even if all the lies where true, this game would have sucked ass.
>>739460914Modern natural selection
>>739458302its crazy how big the side panels on tvs were back in the day thank god for OLED
>>739469778WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!
