>be level 10>join vampire hunters>find ancient vampire girl holding powerful artifact>Is that an Elder Scroll™? I ask, even though I don't know what that is>"yes, now take me home" vamp girl says>"ok" I say, for I can't say anything else>take her home, her father is ancient 5000 year old vampire, so vampire girl is probably around that age too>"do you want to be vampire" says ancient vampire guy>"no" I say, for I am a noble soul and werewolves are cooler>he kicks me out>get back to vampire hunters>"you fucking retard" not-Blade calls me>"I had no other choice" for in truth, the narrative gave me no other choice>do some more errands for vampire hunters>"retardborn, a vampire fiend is looking for you" not-Blade says to me>"hey, I'm vampire girl again, look I actually didn't want to go to my father even though I told you to get me there, he is bad even for vampires. so let's go on an adventure together because you need me to stop the prophecy™" vampire girl says>"retardborn, give me one reason to not stomp her head" not-Blade asks>"the plot won't let you" I say, for I am a learned man>later on learn that the prophecy™ can only be fulfilled by using vampire girl, still no option to kill her even though she serves no purpose>despite being an ancient vampire who lived before even nerevar was born, her entire dialogue reads like a teen fanfic about a girl coming of age and rebelling against her father's wishes>go find her mother>vampire girl has a breakdown and her daedric worshipping whore of a mother somehow feels bad about her plan being retarded>still can't kill both and then the father because that would break the cinematic vision of The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™>spent a lot of time with vampire girl and she was the only companion with minimal interaction so decide it would be a good idea to have her as a wife>"I'm sorry retardborn, I don't believe in the institution of marriage. let's stay friends">mfw I paid Emil for this
story driven RPGs are a humiliation ritual
>>739508428Dawnguard being so on rails that the entire serana storyline plays *exactly* the same no matter whether you want to larp as a vampire hunter or a dead pussy simp is extremely funnyYea I guess acting as a bodyguard to some ancient vampire hoe going home with a cosmic artifact makes perfect sense to both (you) and the CHIEF VAMPIRE HUNTER WHO FUCKING TELLS YOU TO JUST GO ALONG WITH ITFuck I hate dawnguard so much
If a vampire gets cured by becoming a werewolf then does Molag hand your soul over to Hircine or is it still "your" soul until you die?
>people coping about bethesda storytellingit's always been trash, you never had any real choices, you're just fooling yourself
>>739508428>picfag delusions
>>739508428the clasp of her cloak
If you’re leaning more towards bestiality hircine gets youIf you prefer everyday rape molag gets you
>>739511682The moment you cure yourself from vampirism you have basically pissed on Molag Bar's face. If you become a werewolf you automatically belong to Hircine yes.
>>739511682They also have to pass your soul to Nocturnal if you become a Nightingale, and then Hermaeus Mora has a strong claim on it after DB dlc.
>>739508428>"yes, now take me home" vamp girl says>"ok" I say, for I can't say anything elseThis is false. You can take her to the dawnguard hq… where isran tells you to just do what she wants you to
>>739512198It is wholly irrelevant what you do in skyrim since your soul is literally part of the big g akatoshall the daedric princes can seethe and dilate, at best they can make you their tentacle slaves like miraak was for hermaeus
>>739508428>Read this fags wall of text>according to him, if you have all that gay shit>BUT>you can kill the npc and put a message box that says:>"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created." >you're suddenly playing a omega poggers kino greatest RPG everTES quest design hasn't changed from Arena to ESO. It's all the same one dimensional fetch quests. What changed is how you track and travel to quests. Nothing more.
my favorite thing about her is after you have started the questline she sticks around like a bad stench. literally refuses to be dismissed as a follower, fuck what you were doing, it's serana show now
>>739508428Don't forget that while Dragonborn is out running radiant fetch quests, if she is not with you, Serana almost exclusively hangs out together with Isran in his private S&M sex dungeon room.
>>739512463mindraped by kinowind
>>739512702Isran is gay, he sleeps with the moth priest
>>739512702she sits in the lobby right next to the front door most of the time though
>>739512702That’s fine, as long as she isn’t following me like some unkillable dog I can’t get rid of
>>739508428Still a better plot than whatever the fuck the mages guild was aboutI like the headcanon that Serana is subtly controlling your decisions through vampire illusion powers. It's not canon, and doesn't stand to serious scrutiny, but it fills up a few of the plot holes at least
>>739513354nothing will top that dunmer slut in morrowind running her mages guild chapter like a mafia and sending you out to fuck people up
>>739508428imagine wife'ing up a vampire who literally had her virginity raped out of her by molag bal himself
>>739513504can vampires even have children or are they walking corpses
>>739513796they're undead, they can't breed
>>739513354the fact that you can complete the Mages College while only needing to know two or three spells is just baffling to me.Honestly all the skyrim guilds suck for how they railroad you into shit that guild shouldn't focus on, like Companions forcing you to become werewolf, Thieves guild forcing you to sell out to Nocturnal, etc.Dark Brotherhood is honestly the only decent one cause you're still going around murdering people, as is the point of the guild.
>>739508428As a MGTOW, I don't support the institution of marriage either. Serana is fine as a friend and her ranged spells complement my melee build.
What's funny is that if you were allowed to kill Serana when you first meet her you would instantly win on the Dawnguard's side because it would stop the whole prophecy from being fulfilled.
>>739512702"she" is built like a fucking linebacker.
What also really gets me is that this DLC is really all you get of the snow elves. No Snow Prince stuff, no companions content related to them, nothing.
>>739508428serana is for marriage
>>739512198Le ol' reliable Constantine's Special
>>739512702what the fuck? THAT's what she looks like in a vanilla install?
>>739512428Do you have any proof that's how it works? The undead dragon from DG seems to contradict this. Miraak's soul is definitely owned by Mora. I think people are coping for their characters sake when they say this.
>>739518996Yep. All Serana is, was an Altmer head with the skin texture chamged from yellow to white, slaped onto a Nord body with a custom hair piece.
>>739513796Males can. Females can't.
>>739511682Akatosh has first dibs on account of you being dragonborn. No other contracts matter.
>>739508428Didn't she get turbo raped by Molag Bal? Why would you want a wrecked and likely haunted pussy?
>>739508428Marie webms please
>>739518996Yup, welcome to vanilla Skyrim, probably the most attractive character in game.
>>739523136same question >>739520630
How did Molag Bal rape her though?
>>739508428>>mfw I paid Emil for thisName a single Elder Scrolls game that ever gave you that level of agency? People like you would bitch about not being able to join the Tribunal if Morrowind released today.
