Twinrova kinda a hottie
>>739515904She's 100 years old you sick fuck
>>739515904best shields in the game
>>739515974isn't it 400
Focus Link!! Link I've got a hunch... If you combine both of her beams, MAYBE you can reflect it back at her with your own!
this game sure has a lot of innuendo
>>739515974out of 10!!!!
This hag steered me down the path of brown wymin
WAIT WHATSHEIK WAS ZELDAI KNEW THAT ASS WAS FAT BUT I DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING CAUSE IT'D BE GAY
>>739515904Dusty old vagina full of green dust. >>739515989
>>739515989>>739516741is this some kinda exploit to fight em as a kid
>>739515904Yes agreed
>>739516807it's just some toggles and randomized with Ship of Harkinian
>>739515904Why don't more hags combine?
>>739516631that high res text looks so wrong
>>739517623maybe but its the only alternative to the default blurry ass text which is annoying to read cause I'm playing further away with controller when there's text bubbles all the time in the game
>>739516807You CAN exploit to fight her as child but you won't be able to beat her without maybe some SRM shenanigans to equip Mirror Shield.
>>739515904>>739516881>raised by two momsGanondorfbros?
>>739517978nah I don't like playing as childbow/hookshot > slingshot and boomerangplus I didn't quest for that greatsword for nothing
>>739515904All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman
>>739518172Nobody likes playing as child. I was just answering that it IS possible to fight her as Child but not possible to kill her.
Video games used to be built different.
>>739518678>all i want to do>is see a woman's vagina
>>739519143biiiig feeet and biiig spherical boobs
>>739515904>yet no love for twinrova since Capcom's gamesThis makes me sad.She should be as much of a regular as Ganon 2bh.
>>739519143>>739519452>spherical boobs>not pointy triangular boobsDisgusting.
>>739516160>pity you were gay for ganon the entire time
>>739516631Spoilers nigga
>>739521531I hate this degen pairinglink is a chad attracting all the tail in hyrule he is not a homo for that smelly thief
>>739521797He's literally the next version of Ghirahim isn't he?Or am I misremembering?It's kinda vague. Something about Ghirahim/Demise being a fallen hero or something. I haven't played that game in a long time though. Makes you wonder what the hell Zelda is though. Made her a little more sinister to me instead of just a damsel in distress. Like some big player was manipulating things. Ganon is also a puppet too, remember. All I remember was playing SS and for the first time going "huh... that sounds kinda gay with the implications there".
>>739518172>Just gonna put my double length sword back into its standard length shield.Lame.
>>739522321I have no ideathis ocarina of time run is my first time playing zelda >>739522618you can't use the shield normally when its out to be fair
>>739519143Why is she wearing so much clothes? She a nun now?
>>739522795there are different great fairies
>>739518172the thumbnail looks like the statue of liberty, planet of the apes style in the background
>>739523382Kek, I can see it.
>>739518172Oh christ the minimap has always been a dick, hasnt it? Thanks HD
>>739524301kek I just noticed
>>739516160it is exactly what you thinkeven in the original japanese>>739515904breedable
>Two 100 year old decrepit grandmas fuse together>This somehow de-ages them by 50 years triples their height and gives them big tits
>>739524854black magicand implication of being the same person originally
>>739524854>>739524886they said they're 380/400 years old
>>739524854they were actually 400, which is pretty young for a witch
Reminder: if you enable the D-pad inventory slots, you are a retarded casual.
>>739525135wrongest thing I've ever heard. It has very few flaws, swapping items isn't even one of them, but d pad select is objectively a huge and elegant improvement.
>>739525135nah sorry I'm all for purism but that's too much, nothing is gained by having to cycle to inventory 20 times during water temple
>>739525135Pausing the game to switch your item doesn't require any skill whatsoever so your post is nonsense.
>>739525135In the context of gameplay, pausing to equip a different item takes zero time. In fact you get time to see what is happening as the game unpauses so more pausing actually makes the game easier.
>>739516631
>>739526397i fucking knew itzoom ins on sheiks ass always looked way too plump to be a dudebut i genuinely had no idea it was the big Z, due to the eyes mostly, maybe if they gave "him" blue eyes it'd be a bit more obvious, but maybe its better they didn't cause it actually had me fooled
>>739526532Truly a masterful disguise.
>>739526764she spent 7 fuckin years doing that
>>739515904They will never make Zelda games nearly as horny as OoT/MM again, let alone TP.
>>739518172>>739518798I like child link a lot more
>>739527159t. Cremia
>>739527159>>739528285isn't that malonmajora's mask? so the chars there are like the same chars but with different names since its like a parallel world?
>>739528363same models but different people (don't read too deep into it, the game had to be cobbled together in like a year)
>>739516018excuse me, kotake is only 380
>>739519110I've got bad news, everyone...I'm Steven
>>739528467true true mb
>>739528965THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>739527159She's cute, yeah.
>>739526397>>739526764>save to my LoZ folder>most of it is Linkfucking tomboysgateway drug
>>739530115>Tomboyfag (literal) can't differentiate a reverse trap from a tomboyNot beating the allegations that you fags have no idea what an actual tomboy is.
I just found out what happens to the OOT/MM link... What the fuck bros
>>739528285I'd cream her ia, if you know what I mean.
>>739530340anon....
>>739530356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c01sxV3oA6A
>>739530382Retard-kun...
>>739526397it gets better, even in the n64 days she had a damn fine booty
>>739530356He's fine. He was just bitter at the sorry state of Hyrule's warriors which he had every right to be.
>>739516881>could had this in TotK or HW AoIhuge missed opportunity.Maybe next time.
>>739518172>pcfags need two sets of equipped itemsmassive fucking bitch pussies. Completely incapable of playing a game as intended and need a dozen cheats and handicaps.
>>739522321Quite literally everything you said is wrong, inaccurate, and retarded.Stop jerking it to porn, your brain is rotting.
>>739522321>It's kinda vague. Something about Ghirahim/Demise being a fallen hero or something. I haven't played that game in a long time though.There is nothing in any game that suggests that. It's "implied" that Ghirahim is Demise's version of the Master Sword but it doesn't do anything besides look like a twisted version of it and it's never ever brought up that it is either.
>>739519143wtf is this shit from
>>739522321Demise is the Demon god or some such stuff, Girahim is a living sword, Ganondorf is Demise reincarnated just like Zelda is Hylia reincarnated.
>>739531324Hyrule Warriorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJD0EgEHGzM
>>739528394You actually should read into it. Because they had to reuse assets people were very familiar with, they leaned into it. MM is supposed to have a creepy, slightly uncomfortable/eerie vibe to it like something is slightly off
>>739515904
>>739531623do you think she was going to rape him?
>>739530356Aonuma actually hates Zelda, but was forced to be Nintendo’s lead director of it forever by Miyamoto as punishment for some reason. This is why the series peaked nearly 30 years ago.
>>739531708what do you mean thirtyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>739522795>>739523110Twilight Princess haters cannot cope with it having the best Great Fairy
>>739532039Rated T for Tits.
>>739530005That is Link to the Past Zelda.What is she doing there goddammit?
>>739534204It's OoT Zelda with her hair down.
>>739534469No it isn't you duplicitous piece of shit
>>739530498>>739530382You're both wrong.
>>739534687Yes it is you delicious piece of shit.
>>739534204I think that is A Link Between Worlds Zelda.
>>739515904Ganondorf was so lucky to have such a mommy
>>739521797>homo??????
>>739534863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQm-u9WjoJE
>>739534783She's also the Smash Ult one right? Best Zelda IMO.
>>739537918"When I beat you, boy, I'm going to use you for sex" face
>>739530356Hyrule Historia is complete garbage. It's best ignored. The creators certainly do.
>>739537918>pointy earsNot in that superior era.>>739538078Yet it's completely obvious what was going down years before the historia came out. The handedness, the wolf form, the speech about accepting life as the hero. What they did is actually a good way to reference another Zelda game as opposed to meaningless memberberries and collectable cosmetics from the newer games.
>>739539090Link being the Hero Spirit isn't what I was talking about. I was talking about Historia made him out to be some forgotten hero and how he regrets this.
>>739537623That would be correct, not sure why they went for that design in Ultimate but i guess it worked well.
>>739515974390, if we average Kotoke and Koume's ages. But consider the following: her tits are bigger than Link's head.
>>739531687>Entire theme of the dungeon is sexual initiation and bondage>Do you think she was going to rape him
>>739542853...it was?
>>739542776How did link manage to maintain his composure during this fight? I wouldn't be able to stop myself from sticking my face right between those massive milkers
>>739542873Each of the stages, including Zelda, represent one of the close relationships we have with other individuals (paternal, friends, fraternity, marriage, in-laws, sex, and true love), and their links (lol) to the transition from child to an adult. Nabooru is all fun and flirtation with child Link, but was genuinely willing to jump him as an adult.Also the dungeon is a giant women who you enter as a child and leave as adult (classic loss of virginity) and the boss is a giant sexy flirty woman. There's more motifs going on as well, but you get the idea.
>>739543052that is actually well put togetherso, uh, is the subtext Link was played with by Nabooru and grown Link fucked Twinrova's fat gerudo ass silly?
>>739542967she's the type to go feral on him
>>739543453
>>739531708Meanwhile Koizumi got shunted off it into Mario, with never an opportunity for creative storytelling again. Fuck Miyamoto seems like a nasty bitter cunt.
>>739543052>>739543453So is Twinrova going back to being ugly hags supposed to be post-nut clarity or something?
>>739521438they are torpedoes
>>739543674The more you learn about him, the worse of a person he really seems.
>>739543052>shadow temple for the in-lawskek
>>739515904would infinite crouch stab until exploded
>>739534045Rated T for touchy feely the game.Women couldn't keep their hands off Link and he leaves the women dropping hearts
How long until there's a proper MM recompIt's the only of the "classic" Zeldas that I never finished
>>739543052>Also the dungeon is a giant women who you enter as a child and leave as adult (classic loss of virginity) and the boss is a giant sexy flirty woman.> tfw didn't even know the temple existed as a child> tfw was scared away from the temple by parents as a teen> tfw can't even find the trail to the temple, let alone the temple itself, as an adultand thanks to modern guide books, you'll already be aware that the temple you intended to seek out is actually full of skeletons of prior adventurers and the ghosts of the dead (wait, why does a japanese ghostly spirit look like THAT?!) and maybe a couple of dogs anyways, with no actual treasures or rewards to be found anywhere in the area regardless of the perception on the outside...shit game, even if i could win it, i would still want a refund.
>>739544736last digit of my post months
>>739546037>literal Christmas giftNice.
>>739544736What's wrong with the current recomp?
>>739531623I like the canon meme of every woman in the game wanting to fuck Link, good or evil.They should have carried that on more in future games.
>>739542967He has the mind of a 10 year old who was raised by a tree, not sure he knows (yet) what titties really mean.
>>739547001his body and pheremones would know
>>739531324she's a playable character in hyrule warriors. very good game.
>>739547147I kinda wanna play that but I just got into Zelda so plan to play at least mm and tp after oot then after that mby hyrule warriors, I hope it's emulateable on PC
>>739547143That usually comes a little later, considering Link's reactions to things i would take my bet on a little later than OoT for him.
>>739547280He has an adult's body anon
>>739547268If you have a Switch or Wii U emulator then you most likely can do it, although if you plan to play the other games you mentioned first so you avoid spoilers then you would also need to play Skyward Sword first.
>>739547308Gonna be honest, completely forgot that the body is what does pheromones, my bad, i need more sleep but have to wait so i wake up in the morning instead of right as night begins.
>>739547340Skyward sword is the wii one? Wonder if it's awkward wo motion controls
stop bumping your shitty thread OP you faggot
>>739547608There is a Switch version with regular button inputs you can do instead. The motion controls in Skyward Sword is a 50/50 if will work for you, people either hate them or haven't had a single issue with them.
>>739547625I just woke up >>739547645prob gotta emu the switch then cause I don't wanna see promps etc for motion controls while playing with a normal controller
>>739548001Also forgot to mention, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword are the games that is needed to not get spoiled by the story mode of Hyrule Warriors, however the Switch version (which has all the DLC from the Wii U version, all additions from the 3DS version, and a bit that is in neither of the other) will have elements from other games such as characters, locations, items, etc, but it won't have the story, just in case that matters to you.
>>739548202nah just chars and locations aren't a huge deal but thanks for the heads up, its weird how even in BOTW theres kakariko village the ranch etc i guess thats just hyrule in zeldaverse
>>739548296Kakariko village shows up a decent bit in the games, it is just a commonly used name for villages in the series i guess, however the ranch in BotW as well as the Temple of Time is moreso just memberberries or easter eggs
Fuck off malonfag
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