>Cloud, my son, you must choose>Will you take the 20-year-old Asian girl next door with enormous breasts?>Will you take the 23-year-old white mystical magic waif who thinks you look like her ex-boyfriend?>Or will you take the 16-year-old Japanese ninja princess who is a 12-year-old mentally?>Choose wisely
>>739521293They retconned all 3 of them to look more asian than they should have been honestly. And they have the same face practically. It's an aesthetic miss for me, especially Tifa
Hebe and her pet dolphin
>>739521293>What are these foids doing here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUAxPcSGes
>>739521467Anon, Yuffie was clearly always meant to be Japanese.
>>739521467There never was a retcon, anon. Asians in anime simply don't look Asian because they're drawn with big eyes. The same goes for 90s era 3D models of Asian characters. The models we see in the Remake games are what the Jap devs would have done in the 90s, if the technology existed back then
>>739521293Cloud is so obviously gay that these threads always amuse me
secret fourth option please
>>739521293Yuffie all day.
>>739521670Yeah but the cuter Japanese girls have more Ainu/Eastern European trace genetic elements, remake Yuffie doesn't even have a particularly Japanese phenotype, she looks Vietnamese
this shipping shit is really going to be spammed forever anyways cloud picked aerith
>>739521709No anon, there is a "Final Fantasy Race" that was more of a fantasy Eurasian poly-race which most FF characters from golden era FF games were depicted as. It has nothing to do with technology, it's entirely to do with art direction.
The brown girl i used cpr on
The 14 year old inheritor of hope, Krile!
>>739521917Now show them kissing
>>739521293I will take the big titty whore. She is very experienced from years of practice in the slums
My wife Cloud chose me
>>739521917Trvke
>>739521964I see you posting Quistis for the second time, as if she's supposed to represent a European phenotype in FF, when she can easily represent a Japanese phenotype with blue eye contact lenses in a IRL setting. Her features are not exclusively European. I guarantee you that if we ever get a FF8 Remake, that Quistis will definitely look more Japanese thanks to more advanced rendering technology.
>>739521293>Will you take the 20-year-old Asian girl next door with enormous breasts?Since when are Italians Asian? Is this like a new Finngolia meme?
>>739522105You will risk getting geostigma from her? Or always use protection?
>>739522351>Is this like a new Finngolia meme?always with the scenarios
Earisu
>>739521964That very much looks like a very beautiful asian woman with western features that don't make sense given the phenotype.
>>739521727Jessie > Yuffie > Tifa > Aerith
>>739522989based
Aerith because only she fell for real Cloud
>>739521293>Tifa>AsianOnly if she is adopted. We have never seen her mom, so she is likely hafu. It would honestly be really cool if Hamaguchi and Kitase added a scene in Remake Part 3 to clear this up.
>>739521293demake 7's legacy is only porn.well they are good porn though.viva italia!
>>739521964>Final Fantasy RaceLiterally Asians, but with European eyes and hair. The nose is somewhere in between.
Yes
>>739521293jessie was best girl.
>>739522031No one cares about the pre-7 games, anon.
>>739523742Tifa's actual race is the same as Cloud's: Anime.
>>739524409KILL YOURSELF
Zack and Sephiroth double teamed Tifa. Cloud jerked it with his helmet on so Tifa wouldn't know it was him.
>>739524409I like VKrile isn't my thing though, Lenna or bust
>>739521964>>739521727>>739521293Yuffie was the only asian in ffvii, like cyan in ffvi, ffx was actually the first game with an all asian cast
>>739524471Only in the fucked up compilation and remakes, not on the original game
>>739521293Gee hrrmm I dunno
>>739521293anon, my fag, you have posted the same thing over and overyou must choose to accept it's a dumb thread idea, or continue to suck cocks for eternity
>>739521293Yuffie > Aerith > Tifa
Aerith has no tits and no ass in the Remake trilogy. Yuffie has bigger tits than her. What the fuck?
>>739521642Ontologically correct choice.
>>739526073Priscilla>Mommy dom Scarlette>Aerith>Tifa>Yuffy>Jess>Aerith Real Mom> Aerith adopted Mom > Your Mom in a fuckable Cait Sith suit
>>739525776Cyan is weird. on the eastern continent, a Samurai, Doma Castle, uses Katanas.......Garamonde last name? That's French.
>>739521642>>739526134>and her pet dolphinUhhhhh
>>739521727Kino choice
>>739521293>Lockhart>AsianI fucking hate face scan so much it's unreal.Anywho, come on Barret, we're gonna go ride a Ferris Wheel.
>>739526432Don't think this will help the FF tranny allegations.
>>739522989Extremely based
>>739521293Aerith. Only gooners choose otherwise.
>>739526463Kek
>>739521964You're right, but don't bother. It's been a lost cause for decades now.
>>739521642She does have a crush on Cloud in the OG, sadly rebirth removed it
>>739521293SHITfa ignored me to be with her normie friends who excluded me, so not her
>>739526463Barret’s remake date is pretty good and definitely better than the OG one but it would have been funny to see him accuse Cloud of being a pedo
>>739524409People constantly talk about VI and even IV. Then there's me with fav FF being V.
>>739521293Out of those three probably Tifa. Aerith is kind and caring which is a big plus, but kinda flat. Tifa was nice enough and had bigger boobs. Yuffie was fun but kinda too young for me.
>>739526247>Mommy dom ScarletteYou're mentally ill.>TifaI feel literally nothing looking at Tifa, not a single blood vessel in my body reacts to her, she might as well be a dude. Her face isn't attractive, all she has is a massive pair of tits, which no one with an IQ above 100 cares about. I like her because she's a monk, but she isn't sexually attractive.
>>739521293Tifa is a shallow coombait whore and Aerith is a miracle of the universe, so the choice is quite obvious.
>>739526568>>739521964FF10 its definitely there. FF9 Im not sure, its supposed to be based in Europe. Steiner is not Asian. FF8 I never noticed it but I guesse, kind of. FF7 I think the graphics are too chibi shit to be anything so we go off the drawings that are very European.
>>739527297You are missing out
I mean
>>739527426All ff until x were europe/west
>>739527553Why did she do it bros
>>739527553I love cameltoe
>>739521670Her eyes are wide though
>>739521293Mental retards are unironically my type. Yuffie was the only real choice.
>>739526432Is that supposed to be Yuffie?
Cloud!
>>739521293All women are stuck at a 12yo mentality so it's a moot point
>>739528108Looks like her?
>>739521293Aeris
>>739521293I'll take the one that prefers anal. I have no further requirements.
Many people are not having sex with my wife Cloud (Fraid so)
>>739528595That'd be my wife Cloud, though she thinks of it more like her pussy
>>739521727What where they thinking making Jessie extremely appealing in every way and the other girls dogshit.
>>739527718Raging hormones.
Why are Americans so obsessed with race?
>>739529719Why are Asians? Why don't they make asian characters that actually look asian like Akira?
>>739521293Aerith.
>>739529791the fuck you talking aboutnone of those characters have chinky eyes
>>739529980That's because it's an expressive comedic scene, but they're still undeniably asians.
>>739527553Yuffie bros, why is she so freaking hot?
>>739522031>leotard AND stockingsWh-whoa!
>>739521293None of these CGI abominations. I'd take anime Tifa. And I'd take any girl from FF5 over her.
>>739521293Obvious choice
>>739521293I'm curious if any streamers actually romanced Yuffie in Rebirth or were they too afraid of the implications?
>>739529791Only people obsessed with race would think like you. Normal people just make their characters cool-looking.
>>739521467>Japanese game>wtf Asian girls????? All three are super hairy as befits all Jav queens
>>739529791This will blow your mind, but anime doesn't look like any specific race. "White" people also don't have saucer eyes and microscopic mouths. You probably wouldn't think they look Asian unless they gave them eyes like this. And you can find people of other ethnicities with these kinds of eyes. Because "sultry" eyes is not just an Asian thing. There's people in Eastern Europe and South America who wear tons of makeup to try to make their eyes look like this.
>>739521293All three. Throw the evil hag in the too if possible.
>>739531536Offmodel slop.
>>739521293All too old.
>>739533693That's Aerith's official proportions
https://youtu.be/Il2YOK4_luc motherfucker played this for a day. Did this person take a shit or even a piss?
>>739533829Even the one you now posted has different proportions.
>>739533967There's probably a cleverly edited in break
>>739533998Cry
>>739521293Definitely not the dead girl.
>>739534176Wait. Which one died?
>>739534083Why would I? You're the one lying to yourself.
Aeries is the "sweet girl" that is actually a 304Tifa is the girl that seems like shes "experienced but is actually is a sweet girlYuffie is best girl.
>>739534341Wrong. Aerith seems like she would be a damsel follower, but she's actually an exuberant leader (what an introvert like Cloud needs)Tifa seems like she would take charge, in reality she's terrible at communication and wants Cloud to lead her romantically (something his real self doesn't do)Yuffie just likes to have fun.
>>739521917Yep. Incredible would Cloud choose death over moving on from Aerith. Thank god she manifested from the lifestream to talk to him.
>>739534663>Tifa gets with Cloud>He's too busy dying of Jenova AIDS and moping in Aerith's church about forgiveness>Needs a little girl to tell him to stop being a pussyCharacter Assassination.
>>739534875A mother can't understand the pain Cloud feels at losing his soulmate. He needed Aerith to talk to him.
>>739533829What a plump and juicy body
>>739521467They're all asian women. I'm glad that they're actually making these anime women look Asian instead of "white".
>>739521727Jessie was awesome simply because she was a woman that was super into you. She wasn't as hot as Tifa but her personality made up for it.
>>739533829Made for mating press
>>739522105The "big titty whore" is a virgin, Aeries is the only one with a body count.
>>739526971People talk about VI, the other V are give and take
>>739527553Bro just went up to her and asked her to fuck. It's really amazing what Chad gets away with :\
>>739535647>she was a woman that was super into youthat's basically every woman in media these days
>>739521293jokes on you, I always grind to unlock the secret herem option and turn them all in to breeders
>>739534468Aerith is alpha-widowed (like actually)Tifa works at a bar and seems masculine but is secretly really sweet
>>739522105But the big titty whore fucked everyone in the slums bro... even Cloud got aids from their one night stand
>>739536761Aerith said Cloud is her type because he's awkward and blunt.Meanwhile she said Zack was a ladies man and she didn't like that.
Did you know Aerith and Zack's Japanese VAs are married. I shit you not. It happened in 2011.
>>739533829My wife
>>739534214Aerith got impaled by Sephiroth's sword, the Tifa got impaled by Cloud's cock underneath the Highwind.
>>739521293I think we all know the true metricYuffie+NTR = 21/4316 = 0.487%Tifa+NTR = 548/49082 = 1.12%Aerith+NTR = 165/14354 = 1.15%Yuffie wins
Did you know Cloud's VA said he preferred women like Tifa and then cheated on his wife for 10 years. Professional VAs can be the opposite of their character, it's crazy.
>>739521293too young and not evil enough
>>739537147Maybe his wife shouldn't have been doing her best impression of cetra civilization in bed
>>739536978But she still let that "ladies man" clap them cheeks. Alpha bux and beta bux.
>>739537147So people who prefer Tifa are cheaters? Figures.
>>739537065That's why it makes sense that both of them get to be together in the great beyond.
>>739537147What is crazy about this is that it's really the exact opposite of Cloud.Sakurai>prefers TifaCloud>prefers Aerith Sakurai>cheats on his wife for 10 yearsCloud>would rather sleep in Aerith's church instead of getting with his horny childhood friendBut I don't think it's weird someone more attracted to the physical aspect would do something like cheating, it's just how it is.
Final Fantasy is the only series where all the porn is canon.
>>739537310In your imagination. In reality Aerith died a virgin and spent her time in the lifestream thinking about how much she loves Cloud.
>>739537504So, that Moral Crysis Doujin where Aerith "sells her flowers" and Zack still dies is canon?
>>739537206Mommy
>>739537516IDK, If Zack ever made it back he would have been in there like swimwear
>>739532092So Killer Bee from Naruto isn't any particular race.
>>739537310I always saw beta bux as more Cloud and Tifa.Tifa has three popular childhood friends and ignores weirdo Cloud. Her friends leave and she's lonely, so when the excluded kid asks her to the water tower she's excited for company. Then he tells her he'll be famous and she tells him she'll date him when that happens.
>>739537650If Cloud met Aerith while Zack was still alive, she would still fall for Cloud. He's simply her ideal type, and Zack never put her first, even though his circumstances also got in the way.
>>739537808Lol "not putting a woman first" is why Zack is her first love. A man should never put a woman first that's beta behavior. Zack was a chad while Cloud is a chud
The results are in.
>>739537996Why is she still in love with Cloud in the lifestream then? She could just be with Zack. Or in Rebirth, why doesn't she summon Zack for a date instead of Cloud when she knows he's alive in one timeline?Maybe she actually likes Cloud more.
>>739538130Because she knew that Zack was with many other girls while Cloud was more obsessed with her.
Thoughts on Cloud's mom?
>>739538495It seemed Zack really wanted to be with her after reading her letter, before that it was more that he liked spending time her.Maybe if he made it back before she met Cloud they would have gotten together for real. But in remake she already seems to be in love with Cloud from the first moment, so I don't think that's a possibility anymore. It sucks for Zack honestly. At least they introduced Cissnei.
>>739521917FF7 is the Evangelion of pairing. Rei best girl.
>>739538737She cute
>>739538737Didn't she want Cloud to get with older women?
>>739521727it's okay when Japan does theater kid, it seems.
>>739521293Yuffie and it's not even close. But also only the original game and not the demake.
>>739521917AERIS, died. And canonically he ended up with Tifa(because yuffie was optional and tifa was the only one around and wins by default).
>>739521293The fact you had to ask me means you've lost your touch*teleports behind dad*OMBNISALSH
>>739521293No.
>>739537206She looks like she wants to do things to Yuffie.
I read that Vice article with Kitase where he talked about using the Midgar Zolom to establish Sephiroth's presence without showing him in the original and it made me feel physical anger recalling how they fucking butchered it in Rebirth
>>739538737You think SE would further contextualize Clouds relationship with his murdered mom. but nope, nothing. A little weird.
>>739541434They turned it into text-book jangling keys in Rebirth.
>>739541571To me it's enough when you optionally run into her burning house and he walks out broken. Less is more.
>>739541434What happens? Is it a 5 minute CGI where Sephiroth kills it?
>>739541434Because the remake is about spectacle and not characterization or story. How many cutscenes and QTEs can we jam into the game? How can we make FF7 more like modern cinematic games and less like classic FF. And of course the big one. How often can we shove Sephiroth and Aeris on screen to make the fanboys squeal and feel like it's worth paying for a remake.
>>739540210lmao noThe default scene is rejecting Tifa under the highwind and wanting to reunite with Aerith in the promised land.If you go the optional route you can have a one night stand with Tifa before the final battle, but it will still end with Cloud wanting to reunite with Aerith in the promised land.Then in Advent Children we see Cloud rejected Tifa and has been pining for Aerith.
>>739542916Aeris is fucking dead nigga. You aren't reuniting with a dead bitch.
>>739538737Best milf with Ifalna. Cloud should sleep with both.
The worst thing about the Remake existing isn't that it butchers one of the greatest stories ever told in video, but that it revived one of the dumbest waifu wars in history
>>739521293I will take the two asians at the same time father, and we will create a hapa army of superhuman supermodels
Remake was needed. Cloud was left miserable and suffering. It's been 30 years, he deserves happiness with Aerith. You can always play the OG to get the bad ending.
>>739542941>You aren't reuniting with a dead bitch.It's Final Fantasy. Death is about as permanent as a shounen anime.
>the implications
>>739521293not choosing tifa since hitomi destroyed her holes
>>739531536Aeris looks like THIS?
>>739541571They're saving it for part three. Sephiroth is going to show Cloud Aeriths, Zacks, and his moms death at the North Crater and blame Cloud for all of it. Cloud is gonna take on all the guilt, shame and agony he's been suppressing all at once, making his breakdown hit much harder. At least I hope so.
>>739542941
>>739543340That's not going to happen.
>>739521293>who thinks you look like her ex-boyfriend?who the hell wants to be the replacement for a guy she never got over?
>>739543393>mfw can't reunite with Aeris
>>739543185That's simply wrong. In final fantasy actual deaths are nearly always actual death.
>>739543457Probably not, but we do need to see her death. Cloud clearly saw it, but we haven't seen him see it yet.
>>739543525>Hello darkness my old friend>I've come to talk to you again
>>739521293yuffie because her booba aren't too big>>739521642this is fine too
I can't say no to a face like this
>>739543921Epstein?
Cloud about to join Sephiroth in part 3
>>739543764Final Fantasy II, III, IV, V, VI, VIII, XIII and XIV all have fake out deaths. Probably more I'm not remembering. And IV and XIV do it half a dozen times to the point it becomes a joke. Some people truly do die. But 1) that's after so many fake out deaths you don't care anymore and 2) half the time they still talk to you as a spirit or help you from beyond the grave.Death is pretty meaningless in FF. Yet they try to act like you should be super sad when someone dies.
>>739521293The only one who loves the real me.I'll form a happy family with her and repopulate the Cetra.
>>739543954>tfw you realize Aerith is actually dead
>>739544036FFVII WAS the exception but it seems like they are about to fuck it up
>>739544036The important thing is those other deaths are randos and not the fucking protagonist's girlfriend
>>739543951>anyone who doesn't like cowtits is a pedosaar!
>>739525664How will he outdo FF5 bros?
>>739521709Tifa is from a town called Nibelheim. She's not asian.
>>739544175>The important thing is those other deaths are randos>multiple main playable characters>the main antagonist of the game>the head of the rebellion who is the focus of the story (done in multiple games)>(you) of (your) story
>>739544357She's fictional dumbass
>>739538737Looks like a slightly altered Scarlet/Rufus model
>>739544036In FFIII, they even ruin the impact of the sages deaths by having them tell you they will live on as spirits. Most of the other games act the same way but just don't blatantly tell you that as they're dying.>>739544110Well, Aeris in the lifestream is kind of the same as a lot of the "dead" examples. Pretty much every FF game from 1-5 has the same trope of getting to the final boss, KOed by story event, then a spirit comes along and gives you some secret power to defeat them. Aeris in FFVII is a variation of this same trope. Except she doesn't do it to Sephiroth. She does it to Meteor.
>>739521293¿porque no los tres?
>>739522226>we just didn't have the technology to make characters look asian then!
>>739544220No gil, no equipment, no materia, Barret only.
>>739544413Then she isn't asian, retard.
>>739544036Ignoring content added in remakes, not really. All the dead fuckers tend to stay dead.
>>739544404Did I stutter? I liked the characters and felt sad for a couple minutes when I was playing and they died, but none of them had the impact of Aerith's death. If you think you can compare her to the likes of Josef or Palom and Porom you're lying to yourself. Compared to her they might as well be randos.
>>739521670That toned tummy hhnnnnghh
>>739544640>I liked the characters and felt sad for a couple minutes when I was playing and they died, but none of them had the impact of Aerith's death.Galuf dying is way more impactful than Aeris. Not to mention Aeris is basically the same as Aria from FFIII. Aeris' death is really not built up well. The only thing "impactful" is the music and cutscene. But the lead up in the story to her death is completely random and not built up well at all. She literally tells Cloud she will always be with him and not to give up. Then 30 minutes later she runs off by herself. Later they try to justify this by giving exposition that she was "told" to go there, alone. But that just emphasizes how dumb it is. They couldn't even develop it.
>>739544036>>739544175All the deaths in 2 and Galuf's death in 5 are most certainly NOT fakeouts, "randos" any more than Aerith, nor characters that talk to you in the afterlife. Congrats on not playing the games.
>>739521293yuffie would strip for a materia clearly best choice
>characters in II that were in your party for one dungeon >Aria who was with you for a "dungeon" so short it may not be one I can't take you people seriously
>>739544625They are all Asian
>>739544802I'm pretty fucking sure she leaves because immediately before she left Cloud beat the absolute shit out of her while possessed and she left for her safety and Cloud's
>>739544846Congrats for not reading the whole post or the following ones where I point out there are impactful death scenes. Specifically citing Galuf. But it still doesn't change the fact that their deaths lose impact when you've previously seen 4-6 fake out deaths before that. And have been conditioned to think the next one will be the same.
>>739544954How? Asia doesn't exist in their world.
>>739545060Asia is the world
>>739544935>dOeSn'T cOuNt!>>739545029I wasn't responsing to the following posts. Where are these myriad fakeouts in 2? 5? 6? Oh, it's just 4, and you're a lying cunt who hasn't played the games.
>>739545026No. She comes to Cloud in a vision and tells him she's leaving to go stop Meteor. And she's being "called to the promise land." She also specifically tells him she understands he was not himself (making the whole attack pointless).There's also a conversation where you can go talk to Aeris surrogate mother later in the game. And she says she heard Aeris just before she died. This is their attempt to add exposition to her death and remind you of her. But it's really weak.
>>739545113>permanent party member, main character from the beginning, and romantic interest death is more impactful than characters who enter your party for one dungeon and are promptly killed off once they are not needed anymoreThe fact that you conflate the two tells me you are not understanding the stories told. And I'm not saying they're bad characters or anything, but compared to Aerith they are nothing.
>>739545113There are many fake out deaths in 3. Desch being the most offensive.
>>739545113>Where are these myriad fakeouts in 2? 5? 6? Oh, it's just 4, and you're a lying cunt who hasn't played the games.Off the top of my head.In FFIII you're led to believe the sages die. They didn't the first time. But then they really do later on.In FFV you're led to believe Galuf dies before he actually does. Also later in the game the party gets dispersed and you only play as Krile. And she's worried the others didn't make it. Of course they did but it's FF once again trying to make the player worry while showing an overdone trope.FFVI does a similar thing in the World of Ruin. But anyone who has played the earlier FF games would see it coming from a mile away.FF8 acts like the team you sent to stop the missiles all got blown up. And literally shows them getting blown up. Oh but somehow they're fine because they got in a buggy (thought clearly they didn't). Talk about Indiana Jones level nuke fridge logic.In FFXIV, in just one expansion, they claim all the scions and the sultana were killed. All of them end up being alive later except one. It's literally a copy of FFIV. Right down to the circumstances and music used.
>>739521293Average 39 year old Asian woman vs average 25 year old white woman
>>739545390>In FFXIV, in just one expansion, they claim all the scions and the sultana were killed. All of them end up being alive later except one. It's literally a copy of FFIV. Right down to the circumstances and music used."We gave the Sultana just enough poison to immobilize her so people would think she's dead. But not enough to actually kill her. Also, she just gets up and starts walking around so everyone in town can see her. So the whole plan was pointless. It's literally just done as a cliffhanger for the player."And that's why they later added a feature to skip that entire section of the game.
>>739521293>Tifa>Yuffie>AsianThey fucking wish
>>739545365>dramatic sacrifice >you see his girlfriend bedridden waiting forever when he'll never return>get to last dungeon>actually I survived lol let me help you fight the dragons and return to my girlThe fact Desch gets to live happily with his little NPC girlfriend while Cloud is left miserable pmo
>>739521293Funny thing is that these three remastered characters have the same face topology but slightly deformed for each variation.
>>739521709Her name is Lockhart and she wears cowboy hats.
>>739521293Aerith :^)
>>739538737Aerith's mother in law is very pretty
>>739546118She looks like more of a man than her 21 year old son, what the hell happened
>>739521709>The models we see in the Remake games are what the Jap devs would have done in the 90sThe hack devs currently working at square have no idea what they're doing.
>>739546245The devs working on remake grew up playing FFXIII
>>739522896In code geass Kallen is supposed to be Karen but got mistranslated. Is there a similar possibility for Aerith?
>>739546138Cloud is a chad, you're clearly jealous
>>739521293Tifa belongs to Cloud, Yuffie belongs to me.
>>739546245The moogle redesign is what pisses me off the most, Moogles were always my favorite thing about FF caused great joy.I don't get why they made them so weird
>>739521293Tifa, always
>>739521293Aerith is better for Cloud, and also my choice
>>739521642Her and the stable girl.
Chloe for me.
Peiscilla was younger in the og
>>739521709>The models we see in the Remake games are what the Jap devs would have done in the 90s, if the technology existed back thenYou cant be fucking serious, we literally have the concept art, fucking moron
Always whichever one is the most underage. Always.
>>739521293>slum whore vs used goods vs prime ninja pusythis is really hard.
bump
>>739521293I always like Tifa most but damn the Remake Yuffie is tempting.
>>739521293
>>739521727
Tifa ball
>>739541434>>739541625>>739541875>>739542350It is because of context. The original didnt care about the details on how the midgar zolom was supposed to be an unique monster, you cant just have it get killed by sephiroth and then fight it multiple times. That cutscene appears whether you kill or not the snake.In the remake you need a boss fight for chapter 2, but you also need the impalement, so they killed two birds with one stone.
>>739521642correct
>>739553037Negative posts DESTORYED by objective statement with zero subjective personal opinion to tarnish it
>>739553214>DESTORYEDI know you got angry, Jimbo, but you need to breathe before you post.
>>739521293I am a firm believer that physical attraction plays an important role in any relationship.And I happen to like huge breasts.
>>739553265You have to admit, my aim is very good. I was just going to ask the question but I decided to mix it up a little. But like a silly goose I went and mixed up the spelling of destroyed. At least it gave you something to deflect with, so that's good.
>>739546245This is all you need to see to understand how far society has fallen.
>>739553353Congratulations,you got one out of 1000. See you next thread, you WILL be there punishing positive or just neutral posts thinking it is me again. That is your life, that is your own making.
>>739553441>thinking it is me againBut... it is. It always is.>punishing positive postslmao
>>739521917
>>739553481Ive got into threads with you doing the same old song and dance on random people, so no, it is not me at all. Sometimes i just lurk making sure your autistic ass isnt here so we can actually discuss, but here you were, waiting for me. Is this how you want to spend your youth?
Anyone no a decent guide to get 100% on X-2?
>>739553592check gamefaqs
>>739553562>he lurks just to look out for meThat's kind of you to say, but I'm sure you're not that sad.Are you saying you sometimes see negative 7R posts that you don't set straight with objective statements? You just leave them be? I must have gotten you all wrong.
>>739541434im sure you saw a lot of people complaining about how we see too much sephiroth in the game when we shouldnt since sephiroth was supposed to be in the dark and bla bla. It was cool in the original, but it is also bad written since sephiroth should be annoying cloud since the beginning realistically. It makes sense for sephiroth to stalk cloud earlier, but that kills his old misterious appereances.
>>739553662no time to answer, see >>739553729, use your other IP and quickly stop him!
>>739521293Depends. Which one has the hairiest pussy?
>>739553613I don't know which one has mistakes or not
>>739553790You don't have to tell me what they are (since you would never risk it anyway, for too insecure) but tell me, ARE there any 7R criticisms you can see posted here that you don't feel the need to reply to in order to correct the record, "objectively"?And does this passion for objectivity ever extend to setting right positive posters who may have overreached?
>>739521293HAMAGUCHI!!!!!!KITASE!!!!!!!NOMURA!!!!!KIRYUUUUUUUU!!!!WHERE IS IT? I want to see what you have been cooking!
>>739553970ff7 remake 2020 is perfectionff7 rebirth is corpo dogshitdon't mix up the two
>>739554034next week, just stay alive
>>739521293yuffie love
>>739554068>the unknown journey was, in fact, the known journey after allAnd yet everyone who was hyped for nomuras wild ride instead of a rethread decided they liked it anyway
My name is Ba7ry and I hate being asked questions!
>>739554034I wonder what the title will be.I am fine with whatever they chose, I just hope it isn't "Return". That is a bit too generic in my taste and reminds me of Return of the Jedi. Certainly they will be a bit more creative.
>final faggotry thread>0 gameplay discussionEverytime
>>739554316Return is the most fitting one imoRequiem works as well
Do you guys think it makes sense to make fun of Barry's behaviour even if you don't hate XV?
>>739555069I try not to think about this, in order to protect my mental well being
>>739544036outside of Duncan (who wasn't seen "die" in the game itself it was just reported to Sabin), what fakeout deaths were there in VI.The entire world of ruin and having to go find your friends and being surprised to find them alive doesn't truly count, since you never see them "die". If you don't wait for Shadow on the Floating Continent he really does die though.Leo really dies, and Rachel really dies and fails to be truly resurrected by Phoenix.FFIV is the infamous one to me.
>>739544036Only FFIV has fakeout deaths, i think what you mean is that in most FF, death is not the definitive end. It happens in FFV with the influence of galuf and the other dawn warriors, in FFVII with the lifestream, in FFVIII with the time travel, in FFIX with the iifa tree, and FFX with the farplane.
>>739521642You chose da Filipina?
>>739543185There have been a grand total of fourteen revivals from true death in the mainline games, that I can think of. And two of them was the same guy and eight of them happened just before the final boss. (I'm not counting VII Re-trilogy.)>>739544036II doesn't have a fakeout death. Technically it has a fake claim about a death, but the guy died nonetheless.V doesn't have fakeout deaths, except in the post-gameplay ending, which doesn't count, secondly if the other party members die, they actually die there.VI has one fakeout death in the sense, that you assume Duncan had died.>>739544640Josef is the second best death in the series, because it involves guilt on the side of the party, who lie to his village to exonerate themselves.As for the topic you're actually discussing: Aerith's death is the best death in the series, because it's actually needless, sudden, effective on gameplay front, leaves words unsaid, has no goodbyes, is not a heroic sacrifice, so there's no closure from that direction either and most importantly it's guilt ridden, because Cloud doesn't get a chance to apologize for beating her up. It leaves actual emptiness and loss.
>>739542941Aerith having tons of limit breaks that you can grind but are insane to reach in normal playthough hints towards that she was supposed to resurrect.
>>739521293Tifa looks Jewish in Rebirth for some reason. She only looks half-Asian at best.
>>739556267What is you guys' OBSESSION with jews
>>739556352I don't have an obsession with Jews, it's just that Tifa looks more Jewish than Asian in Rebirth. The OP refers to Tifa as "Asian". At best, in Rebirth she is a Jewish/Asian hapa. It's wrong to refer to her as "Asian".Yuffie is the Asian one.
>>739521467Yuffie = AsianAerith = whitoid WE WUZZER with 0.0001% indigenous DNA to claim benefits Tifa = hapa raised by her white dad who had a fetish for wutaian chicks Shrimple as
>>739523742The outfits in ff7 are simply retarded
So regarding the Yuffie situation you have to take into account that when I played the og FF7 on ps1 back in the 90s I was only like 7. So with regard to Yuffie in the remake you need to keep that in mind ok?
>>739556439She doesn’t look Jewish. There is no Jewish look, Jews are just whites who fucked their DNA with extensive inbreeding so that when they hit 50 all their collagen and connective tissue breaks down and they end up with droopy goblin-like nose and ears.
>>739556594your taste never matured as you got older? you still like little girls?
>>739556639>She doesn’t look Jewish.She does look Jewish.>There is no Jewish lookThere *is* a Jewish look.>Jews are just whites Absolutely not.Why are you being so disingenuous?
>>739521293IF I CAN'T HAVE TIFA THEN BRING ME SCARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>739552126I want to hug her.
>>739556732Ashkenazi Jews are literally just German-Slavic hybrids who inbred over hundreds of years. Their native language Yiddish is a dialect of German with Slavic loan words. There is nothing middle eastern about them except their religion
Aerith GainsbroBeefa LockheartBuffie Kisaragi
>>739556684I never said that. Your twisting my words.
>>739557204I don't know what you're on about but Jews are absolutely not White. Everything you say is completely disingenuous. Tifa looks like a Jewish/Asian hapa. However, it is not accurate to refer to her (in Rebirth) as "Asian" because she looks much more Jewish than Asian. Besides, Yuffie is the one who is actually Asian.
>>739557594What mental illnesses do you have that she looks even remotely Jewish to you?
>>739522989>>739537080
>>739557695It is not a "mental illness" to be able to approximate which race(s) someone is simply by looking at them.
>>739556732The awkward lighting in this one scene is not representative of the entire game. She looks completely normal everywhere else and you'd know that if you ever played it, Sukhdeep.
>>739557204>German-SlavicThey definitively have some semitic blood in them as well. Where do you think the huge noses come from?
>>739521293I will all three.
>>739558247That nose exists in European Christian populations as well. It’s just certain features that are like 1% in gentiles are gonna be vastly higher in then because of genetic inbreeding. It’s why certain genetic conditions only exist in Ashkenazi Jews.Mizrahi Jews and Sephardic Jews are Semitic yes. But Jews from Poland and Russia are pure white, maybe some Turkic / Cossack thrown in but the same for all eastern euros
>>739557936this is someone's waifu lmao
>>739557936>She looks completely normal everywhere elseAre you saying that Tifa looks abnormal? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying she looks Jewish/Asian, because she does. It is not limited to that one scene. It is the entire game. Any image of Tifa in Rebirth looks the same. >if you ever played itI did play it. >SukhdeepI'm White. Why are people getting so upset that Tifa looks more Jewish than Asian? If you like how Tifa looks in Rebirth, this shouldn't make you upset. If you liked Asian girls, you'd prefer Yuffie.
>>739558663Yes
>>739543187She probably knows men will pay good money to see her feet.
>>739521964WoL doesn't look very European
Why not both
>>739521293Not the one that gave everyone in Midgar geostigma, that's for sure
>>739558682>Why are people getting so upsetNobody is getting upset over your retarded opinion, Sukhdeep.
>>739560345Ew, tifAIDS
>>739560345I hate the remake, but the porn has been STELLAR.
>>739521293Marlene porn is my actual favorite porn from the remakes. That being said, I understand the classic tastes of wanting to suffocate in Tifa's tits or enjoying porn of Yuffie selling her jailbait snatch for materia. Good porn is always appreciated.
>>739560684You definitely are, if you're telling me I've never played the game while calling me Indian names even though I'm White. There's no need to be upset, anon. If you like Rebirth Tifa, you like Rebirth Tifa. It shouldn't matter to you that she looks more Jewish than Asian. If anything, that is a plus for you. If you liked Asian girls, you'd like Yuffie, not Tifa.
>>739556983Squishy
>>739544218You think Aerith's tits are too big and find a prepubescent child's chest to be the perfect size.
>>739560851Learn how to debate, Sukhdeep. Just because somebody disagrees with your retarded opinion, does not mean they are upset.
>>739561664Squishy, cute, just lovable all around. Would cuddle with her all day.
>>739561898>Learn how to debateI'm not "debating" anything. I'm simply saying facts. >SukhdeepI'm still White. This is further evidence that you've become upset. You thinking the Jewish/Asian hapa girl is the most attractive should not be a negative thing for you to be upset about. You like what you like. What I can say for sure though is that referring to Tifa as "Asian" like the OP does is incorrect. If someone liked girls for being Asian, or had a propensity for Asian girls, they'd like Yuffie. Tifa looks mostly Jewish. Even if you disagree with the obvious fact that Tifa looks Jewish, you must still conceded that she looks less Asian and more like whichever other race you personally believe that she is mixed with (which is clearly Jewish to anyone who has eyes)
>>739562064You're the one that's upset, Sukhdeep, because everyone has told you that your opinion is retarded.That said, play the game (you won't).
>>739561785>16>prepubescentsaar! do not redeem the small tits saar! all women need the big tits, saar! if a man's wife has a cups the man needs to be thrown in jail, saar!
>>739562561>if i constantly shriek and shart about indians i win everything
>>739544220Not sure he *can* or even if he's not hit the limits of his own patience and committing to the bit
>>739562712it isn't my fault that you are an indian and you think 16 is somehow prepubescent or that small boobs are pedo shit. you must be austrlian and half of all australians are indians, saar!
I like Tifa
>>739563343>resorting to saying random retardation to attempt to save face
>>739562467>no uI guess this is where I just accept your concession. You never even attempted to refute anything I was saying, you just falsely accused me of being brown while also falsely accusing me of not having played the game.
>>739562712kek, is he calling other people besides me Indian too? That's funny. It seems like all he's doing is babysitting the thread and replying to any post he doesn't like and calling them Indians who didn't play the game. Sounds eerily similar to the shit that happens in E33 threads.
>>739544085Why does their oldest kid look exactly like Sora?
>control plus f>tseng0 resutlsDid you guys even played crisis core?, before zack, aeris was with tseng.
>>739564173Sora's the father
>>739537147I don't likecheatingbut it seems normal in hollywood, everyone must have done it
>>739537469Thought this was about Super Smash Bros. Sakurai for a moment
>>739563894nah, I'm just pointing out that you are a gay retard for calling a 16 year old prepubescent and for hating small titsyou are obviously some kind of nonAmerican which means you are indian
>>739564431CHADkurai wouldn't cheat
>>739559382Everyone that artist draws is either a unisex vampire or a balloon.
>>739566168>balloonHuh?
>>739527527If she was white she'd be the obvious choice but they chinked her out so now shes ugly.
>>739567275Characters like Gogo or Tellah or Cid. And of course the Balloon enemies, which they resemble. He either draws characters as super skinny unisex people or round balls with lots of clothing.
>>739567794She's ugly because she's got the uncanney valley, not quite 3D but not quite anime thing going on. If she was drawn like an actual attractive asian, she'd be fine. If she was full anime, she'd be fine. But she's stuck somewhere in the middle.It's also obvious who she's based on. In the original game, she was based on Jennifer Connely. In the remake, she's based off this aged out porn actress.
Who was the dragon in the original party? Cid or Vincent?
>>739545474White wins again. Flatfaced gooks are kinda cringe desu
>>739567928Cid was the dragoon
>>739538737>we will name the protagonist of game Cloud>cool name, but we wil also have some scenes where his mother will appear, how do we name her? >.... Claudia... >you are a genius, Nomura san!!, you have a great future ahead!
>>739568205And who is the moogle thingy supposed to be? Yuffie?
>>739568367That one's Cait Sith
>>739568251She gave her son a cute name similar to hers but still sufficiently distinct. At least square enix didn't name her Cloudia.
>>739521293>ex-boyfriend?GROSSFUCKING GROSSGET THIS FUCKING USED GOODS WHORE OUT OF HERE
>>739521293Tifa. Always and forever Tifa.
>>739568547Based
>>739568602Barret...She fucked millions...
>>739551987>That headless double-assed dog-thing abomination on the right
Yuffie is peak tummy.
>>739568449cant wait to meet his father, Claude
>>739521293He chooses Barrett's BBC over all of them.
>>739568885Avoid posts like these,it's tantalizing and corrupts men
>>739522226Dude you literally have Asian characters in FF like Yang. The rest are clearly european.
>>739536437The big titty whore fucked the entire slums.
>>739538737 Looks slightly more manly than Cloud, not that that's saying much. It's a consequence of age.
>>739560812Based. What are some of your fav examples?
>>739521727>literal town bicyclebased sloppy dozens enjoyer
>>739570516lolpantsu did a really good bumblebee one somewhat recently.
>>739521293Aerith duh, she's the prettiest
>>739521293Every goodlooking man picks AerithTifa is for the normie who knows Aerith won't even look at him.And Yuffie.. why would you even pick her?
>>739567928>not a titty Jenova
Wonder if theres a birth control materia
>>739521293>23y oldYeah, that's one out.
>>739521293Aerith is 22 thoCloud is 21She is his mommy
Just because someone likes Yuffie doesnt automatically make them a pdf file.
>>739521293I want teenage girls like yuffie on my penis
>>739559382I hate that modern FF and its fake fans from XIV pretend this guy is somehow the mascot of the franchise. Nobody in the original game looks like him at all. It's just Amano's illustration that they slapped onto the cover.>>739557204No. They fall halfway between Europeans and other Jews in DNA tests. If there was hundreds of years of breeding with Germans or Slavs, it doesn't show in their genes and neither Jews themselves or antisemites make a claim to it. Their mitochondrial DNA suggests Ashkenazi come from a few hundred or thousands of Jewish men who migrated to Rome and married Roman women. With the fall of Rome, they spread throughout the rest of Europe but never assimilated into European countries, instead going through habitual cycles of being hired by nobility to act as tax farmers and basically an artificial middle class before the lower classes kicked them out and the nobles just let it happen. Eventually, they found something of a home in the Pale of Settlement (all those Slavic countries that aren't Russia). Two thirds of Ashkenazi Jews lived there before some dude invaded and started throwing them in camps. Allegedly 6 million of them were killed, but then another 6 million showed up out of nowhere and migrated to Israel and the USA - not sure where from!
>>739574660She's 15.
>>73957494016. Why do you people keep lying about ages?
Aeris' hair and eyes on Tifa's body.
>>739546245kek you just know they got booty blasted about the slant eyes
>>739572314I have a thing for tomboys.So athletic build, short hair, assertive personality.
>>739575126oh thats soooo much better
