Lets design the worst game of all time, one post at a time. I present to you your hero, John Videogame, a modern twink femboy.
>>739523040Reminder that it's too late to save your hairline
highguard thread?
Souls Shit already exists as the worst game design of all time tho
>>739523162Highguard already came out and Concorded. This is a new original concept we are creating. >>739523146Laser hat.
>>739523040It's made by Nintendo
>>739523040>bussy virginity system where you try to keep your bussy as tight and virgin as possible
attention spam meter. Pull out tiktok to refill
>>739523040This character's introduction is a short monologue shallowly critiquing capitalism, which ends with a millennial phrase like, "sooooo, yeah".
>>739523040>>739523194>>739523228>>739523235>>739523575>>739523740Forgot to say I planned on putting all our ideas into an ai slop generator. Magbe we can get a shitty Minecraft clone that plays with all our terrible ideas
>>739523960You also need to add an antagonist who's an extremely blatant parody of Donald Trump, and depict him as sexually inept.
