In a perfect world.....
>>739523885>publisher: SEGA?????????????
>>739523885omg stupid thats nintendo game why sega done it publish
>>739523885Thank God Nintendo still has standards. Imagine disgusting, poorfag steam plebs getting their thirdie hands on a Nintendo game. You don’t deserve them. I hope Nintendo dies before ever considering degrading their products by putting them on PC.
In a perfect world Valve would shut down Steam and make games only for Nintendo since pc is what’s limiting their ability to make innovative games
>>739524119They already did.Deck was such a big failure this had to happen to recoup costs
>>739523970>>739524005It's because in a perfect world Sega won and purchased Nintendo.
>>739524180>no Half Life collection yetIs Valve dunb
>>739524039Did you not see Nintendo selling in india?
>>739523970It explains the bad reviews
>>739523885>overwhelmingly negativewhy doe?
>>739524930because Mario Kart World has the shittiest tracks in the series
I am confident that this would bomb on PC in the same way sony movies did. Zelda and the platformers would probably do okayish and splatoon could be good gaas.
>>739523885Men like me don't exist...
>>739523885>-0.8% offkek
>>739525431
>>739523885Nobody over the (mental) age of 12 wants your baby games, Nintranny. Stop larping.
>>739524986>because Mario Kart World has the shittiest tracks in the seriesfuck off great block ruin, rainbow road, mario bros circus are some of the best in the series.
>>739525251>I am confident that this would bomb on PC in the same way sony movies did. Zelda and the platformers would probably do okayish and splatoon could be good gaas.Anon nintendo is a completely different beast than sony you cant be this retarded
>>739523885...THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN!
>>739523885PC fags are honestly pathetic
>>739523885men like me would not exist
Yeah no thanks. Valve sucks ass.
>>739526408suck a nut, snoy
With the most dedicated spergs on the planet aimed at decomping their games they may as well get in front of it now 2bh.
>>739524292thats a nice world
>>739524841It's okay, Nintendo was assured that only Brahmin can afford it, and that they are of pure indo-european stock.
PCphats have Sonic Racing, why'd we give a shit about this?
>>739527461Anon, that's fucking retarded. Look at how Sony and Microsoft are doing.
>>739523885I love the discountit's very funny.
>>739525431I think this place is funny becuase you get the new funny mixed with the old funny. Haven't seen big chungus Pikachu in years.
>>739523885Just get a job and buy a Switch, you lazy fatso.
>>739523885YOU ARE A GOVERNMENT AGENT.I WANT YOU TO SUFFER.
>>739529806Fuck off
>>739523885>>739524292>pctwats and segacucks forever seethingAmazingtrulyenjoy those sour grapes you gutter trash.
>>739527520Nta, but kill yourself jeet. It sucks that we now have to put up with retards like you
>>739528157poorly?
Steam drones at it againSony abandoned their platform due to it being dead and now Microsoft, no way Nintendo is going to go through the trouble of bringing their game to the few dozen real pc gamers and thousands of Chinese bots that are left on that dying platform
>>739532935To be fair pc gaming is far more lucrative for anything not sports related. Sony pulled out because outside of a handfull of games, nobody cares.
>>739524841It's stupid. India is in the worst financial situation they've ever been in and yet they're sending them consoles. The poojeets also just hate nintendo. I see them pulling out in less than a year. They killed the chinese push for less
>>739532935Bait
>>739532935sony abandoned it because their movie games don't sell for shit outside the walled garden of the playstation system and xbox is considering doing the same because they're desperate to fix the PR disaster of "ur mum's dildo is an xbox" by making all zero of their future games exclusive
>>739524691Modders got Half Life 2 running in the Portal collection, but scripting is broken. Nvidia already ported HL2 to the Shield. Gayben doesn't want it on the switch.
>>739533234Nta, but xbox is considering pulling out because they're going to keep them on the microsoft/xbox store instead. Forza sold way above expectations and internally they're thinking it could have helped launch new hardware. It's weird that only just now both companies realized how powerful they made steam by using it for quick cash.
>>739523885Keep dreaming, ma man!
>>739533641What does this tell us or do?
>>739533331sony only really did it in the first place because they thought if they dropped the old games at full price before a sequel drops that steamfags would, for whatever fucking reason, go out and buy a brand new ps5 in anticipation of the upcoming god of war or spiderman or whatever. it was the most retarded idea I've ever heard of and the second most retarded is them pulling out entirely instead of just waiting like, idk a fucking year or something because if someone isn't buying a ps5 for the game after a year they're obviously not going to buy the damn thing at all so they're just throwing that money awayxbox i just don't understand at all, they're the ones that willingly devalued the brand for no reason and now all of a sudden they're going back on that despite not really promising a slew of new games at all. bethesda isn't releasing shit for a while, all the rare IPs are dead, all the activision IPs outside of cod are dead like crash and spyro, blizzard hasn't made a fucking thing worth playing in decades. I really don't understand what either of these companies are doing anymore. you can't sell consoles if you don't have any fucking games, let alone ones people actually want to play. nintendo might be releasing babymode shit like yoshi's funny book puzzles but at least its a fucking videogame you can play, banjofags would probably commit murder for fucking nuts and bolts 2 at this point
>>739523885you're better off without it you can play all of the ones worth playing also>-0.8%fat fucking chance if anything they would add a 20% not on console tax
