>>739529740>stopping epstein and diddyblud is bad o algoWhy are 4chumps like this
>>739529740Meanwhile if I stare lovingly at astrobots fat ass, astrobot winks at me.PlayStation wins again!
>>739529740Is that why they made Katt so ugly?
Furries in shambles.
>>739529740that's actually extremely based. I knew Nintendo were gods but I'm impressed
>>739529740>with a USB CameraOkay, then don't play with it.
>nintendo hates furrieshow did they get so based?
less degeneracy in video games is a good thing
but switch doesnt have a camera
>screenshot of words with no sourcewhy bother replying?
>>739530323Wrong. If we didn't have degeneracy in games then we wouldn't have shit like krystal, rivet, and emily
>>739530168More than half of the most iconic furry women come from Nintendo. How does that make you feel?
>>739530434>why bother replying?
>>739530434I know it's fake, but I like laughing at furfags
Choose your character.
>2026>verify id before playing any game>attach erection detector to penis>pop a boner mid game>PERVERT DETECTED!!!>console bricks itself>erection detector explodes my dick
>>739530537Oh, no! Where's the girl choice?
>>739530680frog is she/her
>>739530724>frog>last name is toad
>>739529740Where does it say this? I don't see it on Nintendo's website.
>>739529740This isn't real right? I don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>739530434No shit it's fake, but it is pretty funny
>>739530816>>739530932It's AI-generated from reddit, OP's just having a giggle about the new live2D feature.
>>739530796trans species you bigot
>>739530434Where do (You) think we are?
>tendies traditionally pride themselves in the gargantuan amount of pornography their franchises produce>except when it's time to defend the new star fox designs, now they're all suddenly anti-porn crusaders trying to bring back pre-mid 2010s furry hate
>>739530537i don't use the built in chat featuire much but i would go andrew if I had to choose. I like his smug aura.then leon, then falco.
>>739530004>>739530030>>739530168>>739530492It's funny because if this was a real feature introduced in Splatroon or some Xenoshit game, our trann/v/ userbase would be having a meltdown about it.
>>739530537Pigma or Andrew
>>739529740Stop lying OP you fag.I got to try an early copy and did this with a friend and nothing happened.
i could never tell what the fuck he was meant to be in 64, i know andress is his uncle but consider all the other furry shit where they have dog parents but a frog child
>>739530537i guess i pick the big chungus in the bottom right
>>739529740This also appears on Animal Crossing btw.
>star wolf looks great>star fox looks weirdThen you have Andross that looks the best out of everyone, and Bill that's nice. But then you have Katt who is downright hideous. What is going on with this artstyle that makes it so inconsistent?
Fox, get this guy off me!Aaah! I'm hit!
furry genocide
Put Krystal in the game and I'll overload the server.
>>739532667Proto Andrew was a Tarsier.Then Andrew was a proboscis.Then he was kinda baboon-faced in Assault and Command.And then Zero had this distressingly literal interpretation of the 64 design *except* the nose, making him look weird as fuck.It's crazy that it took this long to nail a look that fits his role (tryhard).
>>739529740wtf lol
>>739529740Now make sure you don't pull off any drooling ahegao faces, you silly anons.
