What the fuck was his problem?
>>739530313It’s kind of coincidental how in most games pigs are evil.
>>739530313His voice actor was too good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBfMcFtqPM
>>739530313>HEH HEH FOX, I RAPED YOUR DAD TO DEATHwhy this they fucking put this in a kids game
>>739530736>YOUR DADDY SPEWED A HUUUUUUUGE LOAD BEFORE HE DIED
>>739530736Yeah, what a weird thing for Falco to say.
>>739530313he's shekelsexual
What was he gonna do with all that money anyhow?
>>739530313Jewish pig, a tale as old as time.
>>739530873You can't rape a few space captains to death without greasing a few wheels.
DADDY GOT RAPED REALHARD BEFORE HE DIED
>>739530736>>739530783>>739531061Ok but how can we incorporate the Daddy-plap memes from Mixtape and the suck cock/eat shit memes from The Boys into Pigma's dialog?
>>739531175What memes? We're just quoting the game, no reason to be weird about it.
Pigma smegma
>>739530736>Daddy screamed REAL GOOD when i fucked his assWTF NINTENDO?
>>739531175
>Don't EVER suck cock, my son.This kind of homophobia would never fly today.
pigma balls
>>739532068>This way, the non gay way, Fox
>>739530532How do you mean?
>>739530313>I coveted that reward, I suppose.
>BUKKAKE LITTLE FREAKSWhat's his problem?
>Andross has ordered us to dick you down.
>Can't let you get off, Star Fox!
>Take that, you thieving dark apes!Holy kino
>>739530313As an ugly bastard he knows that he needs money to get anything in life. In many ways he is a victim, perhaps even a hero.
We'll make sure you never dick Andross
>>739530313he was on that Pigma grindset for a bigger paycheck
>CUM ON THE ASSSwhat did the train conductor mean by this
>GETBALLSNIFFED…
>This is R.O.B 64. Keep up the good fuck. Always thought that line sounded weird...
>>739533842Why was Falco so racists towards him?
>I've been wanking for you, Star Fox.>It's foolish to cum upon me.>You'll be raped, just like your father.>Now you will feel true painal.>If I go down, I'm taking you with me!
>>739530669>I'll do you fast, Pepe old pal!>Daddy screamed reeeeal good, before he DIEDThe delivery on these was absolutely perfect.
SQUEEEEAL PIGGY
>Let me get a piece of that ass Fox!
>>739530313He was too based for this star system.
>>739530669How did we get legendary voice clips like this and then end up getting flat voice lines in each subsequent game
>>739530736>DADDY SUCKED MY DICK AND ATE SHIT BEFORE HE DIED!
>>739535136It really is crazy how bad the fall off is from 64. Adventures is a Rare game and they just got their own devs to do the voice acting and they clearly don't try. Assault is better but they sound like your standard JRPG voice actors and give stiff performances. 64 somehow had the best writing and best VA performances in tje series and it came out in fucking1997.
>>739535239They couldn't even get it right in the 3DS remake even though it was the same voice cast
Why did James fly off and abandon Fox after being freed from Andross?
>Can't let you do that, Star FUCKS.
>>739535284Because everyone was 20 years older and there was probably a different voice director.
>>739535291Would you wanna go back to paying off the insane loan you took out for the great fox?
>>739535332I wonder how much of it was because of Yamauchi was at the helm. Loved Iwata but the man was a bit too soft. I'm still convinced that Miyamoto's creative spirit dropped off due to a combination of not being pushed that hard, and no longer smoking.
>I'll do my best! that nigger won't have his way with meJesus Christ Nintendo, how did they get away with it?
>>739535291How did his aircraft still have fuel?
>>739535291He's just doing what any self-respecting boomer would do: spend recklessly with easy money, then saddle his offspring with the debt.
>>739535332>probably a different voice director.This accounts for 95% of it. The 64 actors were EXCELLENT in Star Link. >>739535239I actually like Assault's voice performances better. I vastly prefer Assault's Slippy and Peppy over 64, and brooklyn Falco edges out 64 Falco as well (though 64 Falco is still really good in his own unique way). Fox can go either way, and he wasn't helped with some cornball """deep dialogue""" during Assault. Assault Pigma is also really good and fits the character, even though 64 Pigma and his voice actor are literal perfection. And General Pepper is not even a content, Assault all the way.I just kind of fell like Assault's performance is more "cohesive". Maybe it was a deliberate choice, as by that time, the individual members of the Star Fox team had known each other for a while, while the 64 team was still new. Or maybe there's less of a delay between the comms compared to 64, so actual conversations don't feel as stiff.
>>739535284>>739535332>voice directorI've thought this as well. My guess is the actors were told to "ham it up" and make the voices sound nearly identical to 64. Of course, when you try to force cheesy dialogue, it ends up sounding like complete ass. I don't blame the actors for what seems like a screw-up on the voice director's part. And while I'm glad they were able to get most of the original cast back, why didn't they just use the uncompressed dialogue from 64 instead? As we've seen from the gigileak, they've had it in storage all these years.
>>739536464The voices actually sound better compressed desu.
I really like the train guy. His delivery and accent were good>I CAYNT STAHP IiiiIIIIiiiiT!!!Love it
>>739536640I'm still pissed with the voice they gave him in Zero, especially since his actor voiced other characters in the game.
WHy do the Cornerians hate monkeys so much? How could they hate creatures this cute? No wonder why Andross and his extremist party rose to power...
>>739532476You've become so straight, Fox.
>"You punch like a fag, monkey.">"How is Fay scared of you? She's such a wuss.">"You were better of hanging in the tree, branch swinger. Or hanging from the tree branch...">"Boy, I'm crushed. You can't even ruin my makeup. Is that any way to treat a girl?"
>>739530532Not a coincidence at all. Every culture has the perception that pigs are lazy, dirty, and will greedily eat anything thrown at them.
>>739530313Jews don't like pigs, i guess.
>>739536793>your mother pegged me once Fox, and the only reason we didn't do it again is because she died from the strain>I was too tight, son
>"Alright, flat-faced freak, Krystal 'asked' me to show you some of our team's arms, so listen closely. Ugh! Not that close!">"This is a power bomb. It's superior to your primitive, reckless shrapnel grenades, obviously. Toss it, and it detonates a controlled ball of electro-plasma that vaporizes and burns dumb apes like you. If I'm lucky enough, there'll be nothing left of you to clean up.">"Your standard sidearm is a Type-37 Phoenix® Manufactured Electro-Photonic Pistol that fires controlled burst of concentrated photons that are mixed with plasma and guided by electrical bursts. Too many big words for your soft, small, chimpanzee brain? Call it a 'blaster.'" there's more of these 'blasters' that shoot faster and harder, but are still leaps and bounds more efficient and civilized than your antiquated guns. My weapons cleanly and quickly dispatch targets and cauterize wounds for clean and concise, orderly battles against uncivil, feral apes like yourself while your noisy, glorified rock-throwers rip and puncture everything and everyone. No wonder your kind is so fucked up...">"Alright, to diversity-hire monkey, that's it. I'm done smelling your furless ass. No questions. No further demonstrations. Fuck the safety lessons. I hope your snoutless mug gets reduced to ashes along with the rest of you.">"Fuckin' smelly ape... Kill yourself... Please. I don't even want to see you go back to your shithole you call Sol. Just die, banana sucker."
>>739536769Andross and his monkey followers were doing reckless experiments that almost led Corneria to ruin so the hate for monkeys is totally justified.
>>739530532It's propaganda by big meat so you don't feel bad about eating pigs.
I'm losing my shit at this voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCpkyfwG7Ak
>>739537303Sounds like Cornerian propaganda. Have you considered that Andross grew such a devoted following from the disenfranchisement monkeys feel on a societal scale? Are the Cornerians ready for human men? Maybe they should move their embassy to Venom.
>>739538274He's staring into my very soul.
>>739538395imagine seeing that over you, thrusting away, silently pumping in and out with only the rhythmic creaking of your bedframe to break the pregnant silence. He barely breathes, is practically quiet. and his gaze is permanently locked to your face as her pistons with disturbingly punctual efficiency.
Fucking RIDE me daddy
>>739538807....what does leon look like haha
>>739538807smegma covered corkscrew
>>739538274If you destroy multiple enemies at once, you'll earn bonus points~~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)Jesus christ
>>739530873Pay for stuff, genius.
>>739530873He'll spend half on whores and drink.The rest he will squander
>>739534928Gee Falco, you too?
>>739536864>All that racism against monkeys in her words.I can see why she and Falco are friends.
>>739540114Someone at this point needs to compile all the racial slurs said in the whole series
>>739540114I didn't know Sam Rami worked on star fox damn
>>739540145I actually have something like that on hand; it's not all of them, but it's the ones that stand out to me.
>>739530313>YOUR DADDY BEGGED TO SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY SHIT REEEAL GOOD BEFORE HE DIED!
Second best voice acting for a humanoid pig coming through. I miss great pig voice acting. They used to do it very lagom, back in the day. They didn't lean to heavily into the pig part.
So were wolf and fox just okay with the lylat system turning into Andross's pollution bioweapon playground as long as they got paid?
>>739540636Yeah they don't give a fuck
>>739540636Pay is pay. As long as Andross doesn't fuck them over they don't care one bit.
>>739540195For my personal headcanonDogs = WhitesBirds = LatinosFrogs = Honestly not sure, maybe Indian or Arab?Pigs = JewsMonkeys = BlacksLizards = AsiansNot sure about hares, cats or pigs, but I'm going to assume white-adjacent.
>>739530313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tVOqZIC8qU
>>739540636Now I wanna play a game where Fox is shooting up Corneria and assassinates General Pepper because all he got was a hero's medal and not a dime
>>739540746Given how Katt looks in Command, another form of Asian could work. Hares are at least some form of White, given Peppy and his family seem to be liked on Corneria. Peppy even becomes General at one point.
>>739536864What Make up?You didn't sleep for three days.
>>739530736>>739540195What recent games, let alone Nintendo games, come even close to this kind of dialogue?
>>739530532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RQeSa5fFM
>>739540869If it gives us an excause to have General Pepper fight us in his flagship again but this time full-on trying to kill us. I'll take a Star Fox game with Fox waging a war on Corneria with his friends because that sounds like an awesome fight and chance to actually show why other systems to mess with Lylat often. You could even make new characters to fill out Corneria's ranks for boss fights.
>>739533521>HE'S TOOO BIG
>>739540746canine: germanicfeline: medhares: anglos (rabbits would be native britons)
>>739538807>>739539035You damaged furries are fucking gross. He's just bttf 85 biff
>>739535136>>739535239How exactly are they supposed to be able to top perfection? SF64 simply can't be equaled or surpassed and for some reason you people keep throwing tantrums because perfection can't be recreated or replaced.
>>739541146Looking forward to the Star Fox ride inspired by the Back to the Future ride. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRpT2Jp8PfI
>>739541537Why is it that every time I ask a question a retard comes out saying I'm throwing a tantrum. Get a grip.
Well, lookee here! It's the little worm!
>>739530532even more so since humans taste like pork as well
>>739541537Let's be real here, Nintendo has never even attempted to build from 64 in any meaningful capacity
>>739541985True, we have rejected everything that isn't SF64, which is why Nintendo is remaking it.
>>739530532Sexily evil
>>739542053Speak for yourself, I liked Assault and Command. There's no reason why they had to redo 64 3 times in a row.
From Pink Pussy's pussy cravin' Blue Bird's bird to... Han Solo but a Catgirl.
>>739542192You =/= the rest of the fanbase.
>>739542230It’s weird cause she’s ugly and Han Solo is good looking
>>739542230She's still the same character, she's just ugly now.
>>739542268Half of the fanbase rejected Zero because of the shitty controls and redoing 64 when they just released a remake on the 3DS.
>>739536769It's a Japanese idiom. In the West, it's cats and dogs not getting along. In Japan, it's dogs and monkeys.
>>739542353That's exactly what I said, the players rejected every game that isn't SF64.
>>739542192I am not yet thoroughly exposed to Assault but it seems like an underrated game. I wrote it off myself when I played it on a kiosk for controlling too floaty, but it's got a smoothness to it that's pleasant. Even the on-foot segments seem unapologetically arcadey, basically top-down twin-stick shooter score attack levels with an extra step in the controls (provided you change it to dual analog, which you should)
>>739540145
>>739542428>Man you guys rejected a remake of 64 that's why we're getting another 64 remake this is your faultuhm..
>>739542670Zero was too different from 64. The story was vaguely similar but the rest wasn't, and it had things from the original SNES game. People revolted because of it. So Nintendo gave them what they wanted, Star Fox 64, no changed story, no changed levels, everything the same as it always was.
OBEY
>>739542291>>739542318Still, I like her.
>>739542230Make way for Katt
>>739542997That's not why people revolted, it was because the controls made it completely unplayable. The brain isn't designed to control two things at once like that.
>>739542997no, the people revolted because half the stages were both frequently repeated and total garbage to play (who the fuck came up with the dogshit gyro levels?) and the controls were extremely fucked up for what wanted to be a quick arcade game
The real question is, why does Nintendo not seem to understand the core appeal of Star Fox 64? They really seem to be confused why people like it so much, if they actually understood it's appeal they would have iterated on it just like they've done for their other franchises. Why don't they get it?
>>739530532As it should be. Inshallah!
>>739536871Which is a shame because pig is a proud animal. They're smart and play video games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFwx95ufEk
>>739541887how do you know this
>>739530313Unironically one of the only demake improvements, simply because he looks like a dork in 64 and the gritty ugly style fits his design more. Andrew too, because he just looked weird in his original picture and nobody knew what he was.
>>739543420wym they've remade 64 like 4 times
>>739536640>imageI need a full Gex pilot campaign.Copilot with kekcroc.
Pigma bawls
>>739544173Haha hey man could you delete this haha you probably didn't mean to post this haha just delete it pls thanks a
>>739544173fuck off with that shit
>>739543815Why don't they make a sequel?If the engine is made, all they need to do it slap together some new levels, but they never do it.
>>739534673The voice acting was so good with SF64. We did not know how good we had it. And in the upcoming remake, it'll be easily the part I miss the most
>>739544304It's bizarre as hell because the consoles have only gotten stronger and they are telling us that they have ZERO ideas about how to expand the formula? Literally none at all?
>>739530669sounds like patton oswalt
>>739540195It's missing the "stupid dog, get ahold of yourself" line Wolf says when you shoot at him during the wolfen wing ride section on starfox assault
>>739540746Panther is Spanish so cats are meds.
>>739540195Krystal with her bf «the most racist fox in the galaxy»
>>739544370all I see people ask for is more of the same. the gameplay of 64 still holds up. they're supposed to be a team of mercs, just have them do a job on a different system of planets.
>>739530669His voice and characterization in the remake is leagues above SF64 and Zero.Its closer to Assault and seems much more fitting for the character and his background.
>>739540958https://youtu.be/w8LbHXX-AqU>You have a piece of spaghetti on your overalls >Oh fuck you Luigi
