I'M SOLO.I'M HAN SOLO.I'M HAN SOLO.I'M HAN SOLO. SOLO.
>>739531898I'M LOVING CLOUD CITY MY HEAD'S IN THE SKY
>this is the best thing star wars produced since it released
Lowkey banger
>>739531898>>739532568is it weird I actually like that song?
>>739534424what about this one https://vocaroo.com/1kudiQEJHKKp
YEAH IM FEELIN GOOD TONIGHTFINALLY FEELING FREE AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT
>>739534424>Get food poisoning on a road trip when we're five hours away from the destination>Puke my fucking guts out>Randomly remember the stream where the guy got raided with the Han Solo butthole video>Laugh my ass off and puke againIt has a special place in my heart
>>739531898
>>739531898Somehow... Palpatine's groove has returned.
>>739531898I remember the threads when this thing released. Everybody was saying Star Wars was dead, and that the franchise could not sink any lower than this video game. The outrage was there, it was real, and it was fierce. The mockery was endless.Now look at us. We look back upon this with joy, laughter, and longing.
>>739537026you might think the fact itself is bad enoughbut what is much worse is some people not remembering and others imagining them wholesaleeven if feeling and attitudes are difficult to quantify, there are plenty of reactions recorded, but who will compile and pass them down?first lucas was the god-king returning to mortal realm with phantom menace, and then the disney buyout was seen as an overall positive since they were expected to actually put out decent films
>>739531898>Remember leaving the theater after watching Solo>Was compelled to actually do the dance and sing the lyrics out loud no fucks given because I'm having fun>Too pussy to do itI actually wished I did it, I don't care how embarrassing it would have been.
>>739531898Watching the E3 presentation of this was like a fever dream
>>739537026>Now look at us. We look back upon this with joy, laughter, and longing.Yeah because all hope is gone so we might as well have fun pissing on the corpse. We hit rock bottom and somehow tunneled through the bedrock.
>>739531898Hard to believe it's been 14 years
>>739537026It's like the Holiday Special where it's so initially reviled that people come around to liking it just for the nostalgia of it being so stupid.
>>739537539Being cringe at a shitty star wars sequel premiere is pretty socially acceptable, actually.
>>739531898>everyone laughed at the game and thought Star Wars couldn't go much lower>then the sequel trilogy happenedThat YMCA Empire song was pretty neat though
>>739534424I mean it's just a Star Wars version of a pop song, so not really. Similar to why people like Weird Al.
>>739534424No, it's unironically kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RTQz-UPz-0
>>739537524>disney buyout was seen as an overall positive since they were expected to actually put out decent filmsGod damn. I remember feeling this way now that you mention it. It thought it was gonna be a sure thing that Disney would put out a stellar trilogy since they had a clean slate to work with and had showed they could handle a franchise like the MCU. It's crazy how terrible both of those have gotten over time, although Star Wars was much, much worse in how it was handled with less than zero plan.
>>739534424Its kino
>>739536681IT'S NOT THE EAST OR THE WEST SIDE>NO IT'S NOTIT'S NOT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH SIDE>NO IT'S NOTIT'S THE DARK SIDE>YOU ARE CORRECT
>>739539436God the sexual tension is palpable in that scene
>>739540028now this is an old ass meme
>>739540090It's an old meme, anon, but it checks out.
>>739540028>I GOT LAY AWAY FROM A POWER CONVERTERBUT NOW YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE A SCRUFFY NERF HERDER
It's funny cause at the time SW fans considered the franchise to be "too serious" for this bullshit. Which was already wrong considered how many toys and ewok plushies already existed.
>>739531898>be me>small child of 6 years old>dad sits me down>we're gonna watch star wars>it's amazing!>grandpa took me to see these when i was a kid!>we watch all 3 originals>i'm completely enthralled>years later as a teenager they bring the originals back to the theaters>go with dad and grandpa>marathon all 3>credit theme hits>we're looking at each other and smiling like jackasses>one of the best memories of my life>years and years later>have 2 sons of my own>they bring the original trilogy back to theaters>sons are both 7>boys, we're going to see star wars with grandpa and great grandpa>dad is graying>grandpa is graying>i just started my first few gray hairs>we marathon all 3 again>credits hit>all smiling at each other like jackasses>it's an even better memory i'll never forgetgeorge lucas is the fucking man, bros.
>>739536681>>739540461unironic kino
>>739540461me dancing on the sequel trilogy's grave
>>739537026Because people are idiots. The game was always a stupid but funny spin off. People took it way too seriously.
Hansassolesolo
>>739539554it still fucks me that disney could handle 20 films and still have a decent payoff with endgame but couldn't keep a single storyline straight for 3 movies.people (rightfully) shit on 8 but i actually think it was the best one in the new trilogy. almost anything that's wrong with it was cause by 7 being such a terrible launching point for a new series because jar jar abrams is the biggest hack in the industry.
>>739541523the game was a full price retarded minigame compilation for the failing kinect. it was supposed to be a killer app for the device and it was just a lame minigame collection. it was also when ea was causing a sw games drought so there wasn't much lined up.at least it was a better game than dragon ball kinect, now that was a shitty nothing of a game.
>>739536681If they make a sequel to this, Sheev's song should be a parody of "Rasputin".
>>739540028What is thy bidding, my master?
If Han Solo were a bird, he'd be Swan Solo
>>739536187Amazing.
>>739536681soul OVERLOAD
>>739531898Everyone only knows this because of JonTron
>>739531898We had no idea how good we had it.
>>739534424Same, it's my go to celebration songTried listening to the original, it's not the same
>>739541523Problem is SW was nothing but stupid spin-offs back then. It was milked nonstop for products that barely have anything to do with SW. Of course it could still get worse, and it did
>>739531898Fuck Johntron for being a nofun nepobaby.Fuck snoy and all the journalists thy paid to make people shit on motion controls only for them to push vr garbage half a gen later.
>>739546125>QUI GON SIR WAIT I’M TIRED-ACK!
>>739546102Unlike prior motion control stuff, VR motion controls actually work. Apparently zoomers think that Wiimotes were as accurate as VR controllers instead of just being fancy tv remotes
>>739546372Fuckign retarded shiteating snoygger. Fucking kill yourself and then shove a snoy vrmote up your ass in hell.
>>739546475I'm glad that my argument made you this mad, zoom
>>739537026Nobody could have forseen that SW would become THIS bad in a decade, mr.Nostradamus.
>>739534305At the time its was mocked Now who is laughing?
>>739541523no matter the thread, you always post the same "custoomers are le dumb cult I am so le intelectigent" over and over and over. In the end it's just a desperate cope for your poverty as you can't afford the slightest, cheapest gaming system.
>>739531898>solo>there's 3 of them dancing
>>739531898>>739536681>>739540461This game is so cringe it became kino.
>>739531898There was a rumor that they are going to write off the JJ Abrams trilogy as an alternate timeline.Why even bother. Everybody left.
>>739536394>Han Solo butthole videowhat?
>>739536681Much better than the sequels.
>>739540813>grandpa is grayingWouldn't the grandpa be like 100 years old at that point? Of course he's graying. What a gay memory.
>>739546907I miss 2003 Grievous
>>739547110That Grevious relied to much on everybody other than some Jedi Council members to lose competence when fighting him
>>739531898It was all downhill after this game
>>739540028Oh my fucking god I haven't thought of that in 20 years
>>739534424>>739539436>>739539569>>739545910It do be like this.
>>739531898>this was considered the worst thing to happen to star wars at one point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5IMUR5zdYY
>>739547793Yeah well if they wanted people to keep thinking that, then they might have made good stuff instead of shit
>>739540813this is cute
>>739540813>creaming over the inferior cgi-infested versionsBOOOOOOOOOOYOUR WHOLE FAMILY HAS NO STANDARDS
>>739540813Imagine having your best life defining memories be watching pop movies instead of actual experiences, what a clown world.
>>739540813I had something similar happen to me but when my dad showed me star wars I thought it was just okay, too much time spent on people not fighting with lasers, and now two decades later I still haven't rewatched it or remember anything about it. The only thing I remember thinking is that at least it wasn't as boring as LOTRIn both cases it took the vidya adaptations to produce something good out of the setting
>>739548156kek thishow come these niggas never remember fishing with their parents? playing with others kids? thanksgiving when your cousins from all over came over? fucking hyperconsumers piss me the fuck off, such a pathetic fucking existence
>>739540813Good for you I guess but this is really pathetic honestly
>>739548156Spending time with your family and sharing joy with them is an actual experience you retard. Three generations of a family all enjoying the same thing at the same time is rare and valuable
>>739548230>why don't people remember fishingBecause it's the most boring shit in the world>watching paint dry:(>watching water wet:)
>>739548156>>739548230I would almost feel bad for zoomers if I didn't despise them so much.
>>739548307>Because it's the most boring shit in the worldI see your fishing and raise you a family get together/in-laws family talking about politics for 4-6 hours.
>>739548341Brother, being emotionally attached to fucking star wars is the most millennial thing ever
>>739548307filtered
>>739548369>a family get together/in-laws family talking about politics for 4-6 hoursThen you go play outside or to the room with PC/console to play with your cousinsWhere the fuck are you going to go while fishing? It's way worse>>739548904Sorry you got raped
>>739531898Who would've thought this will end up being last authentic star wars game released.
>>739548069george's vision btw
There hasn't been a good Star Wars game since the first Force Unleashed, and even then the only good versions of the Force Unleashed are the PS2 and PSP versions.
