YOU HAVE CHANGEDI HAVE CHANGEDJUST LIKE YOUJUST LIKE YOU
Faith is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife.
>>739538992Pubes or does she shave it to get a fraction of a bit more speed?
>>739538992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzmUde_EK5YI wish EA and Dice would make Mirror's Edge games again. I wish EA didn't keep cancelling most of their games.
>>739539370100% waxed for less drag.The only vanity she allows herself is the haircut.
>>739539485I wish Mirror's Edge went public domain and EA had no influence on it whatsoever.
>>739539060When Mirror's Edge was released many Asians complained that Faith was made too ugly.
This was a triumphI'm making a note here, "Huge success"It's hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture ScienceWe do what we must because we canFor the good of all of us, except the ones who are deadBut there's no sense crying over every mistakeYou just keep on trying 'til you run out of cakeAnd the science gets done, and you make a neat gunFor the people who are still alive
https://youtu.be/LJ6rPRuvmJM?t=325
Why did they stop making games like this?
>First game is kino of a high order >Sequel runs it right into the ground I was obsessed with Mirror's Edge for like two months when it first launched.
>How dare these literally facists eliminate crime and keep the streets clean?? Ugh, I liked the city better when it was dangerous and ugly! Anyway gotta deliver these drugs and child porn along the rooftops to whoever's waiting for them.
The worst bit is Catalyst isn't THAT bad, just worse enough in every way to make you notice it the entire way through. Fuck I miss Mirror's Edge so bad
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>>739544624Publishers increasingly see gameplay as "solved"
I always liked the nude edit of this promo art.
>>739545262>removes her jaw>think she looks betteryou're a faggot.
>>739544183Asians have the worst taste in women of any race. They think toothpicks with faces like greys are attractive.
>>739538992Still the best parkour gameplay
>>739539485The second mirrors edge game SUCKS
Just played through mirrors edge. PhsyX is still cool and it's a shame the new GPUs don't support it
>>739538992Goth is so disgusting and uglyName a worse millennialism
>>739544624There's a few indie games in the works now, though admittedly they're being made because people are nostalgic for muh frutiger aero, and saying it's the future we were promised despite completely ignoring the fact that the future they were promised was the result of the bad guys winning.
>>739545024Yeah. The plot actually doesn't make any sense. Your sister is framed for murder in an attempt to cover up a government conspiracy. That conspiracy is revealed to be a project to train elite law enforcement capable of combating the runners. Why was that a conspiracy? The runners are criminals; wouldn't creating a team designed to take them out be something the government SHOULD be doing? If I was the dude running for mayor of that city I'd make it a part of my campaign platform instead of trying to cover it up.I guess that's what happens when you let Rhianna Pratchett write your game
>>739544624Live service games make more money than singleplayer games. They don't care about art direction, only sales number.
>>739545262>>739544183I remember that. I thought ti was retarded then and I still think its retarded. >>739547113he didn't make that anon its an old ass pic
>>739544624you'd hate a 4 hour game that's 60 euros
>>739544624A full price six hour single player game? Gee, idk
>>739547113why do you have this you fuckin weirdo?
>>739538992>people change over timeWow, how insightful.
>>739552323welcome to 4chan fucking retard
New Mirrors Edge at SGF.
>>739552587Fighting was the best part of the game.
>>739550985The conspiracy was actually private military companies usurping the police, while the corrupt corpo mayor consolidates his power. The runner cops were just how Piandello Kruger was going to kill the runners. The plot is pretty sound actually, it's just that 60% of it was cut.
>>739550585>ignoring the fact that the future they were promised was the result of the bad guys winning.Better the devil you knowThen a clownshow
>>739552587dice is still occupied with battlefield. they are still hoarding criterion, the need for speed studio. if they are miraculously working on mirrors edge i will basedjak irl so hard you have no idea.
>>739552587God I wish
>>739546895Post it!!
>>739552625catalyst did the fighting justice, throwing people in walls or kicking them was very fun
>>739545024>surveillance state is le goodHello Chang
>>7395389922 had amazing gameplay rhat still isn't matched to this day (Dying Light comes close but it way too focused on combat). Too bad the story was shit and killed the franchise.
>>739554724More like bad management.They could have release BF1 first and then focus on developing Catalyst instead of handling it to the B team.
>>739538992>I still haven't played the sequel 2000 billions years latero-one day haha
UE5 remake next week.
>>739552587If solar fields still did the music for a potential third game then that would at least be great
Legitimately cannot believe this game came out of E fucking A. Modern EAC O U L D N O TOULDNOTmake a game like this.
>>739557889you get reminded that it's EA when they decided to not make a sequel but a fucking remake that has the story split in DLCs that never came out
>>739544624jews
btw this is my all time favourite best top 1 game ever. feel free to shit on it
>>739538992take me back
>>739544183Why do asians hate themselves so much? they can sometimes be cute.
>>739544624Maybe it has something to do with the crash in the popularity of free running/ parkour. That shit was everywhere 10 years ago, now I never hear a peep about it.
>>739538992>underground crew>hides on a roof???
>>739538992cutie
>>739539485Makes me happy in an unknown way
>>739544429ME Catalyst OST is no slouch either. Solar Fields at top of his gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffYI7bGFac&list=OLAK5uy_k0BfZ6gEW2-5n85XcrsCkdYN-aUaDFy_U&index=4
>>739538992>Games could look like this in 2008Genuinely, what happened?!
Check out Panline
>>739561207See the imperfections in the textures, so real
>>739544624the new perfect dark was going to be like Mirrors Edge.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofUi9DR9sc4
>>739561207this game has issues in some parts of the game. Sometimes the light so overblown you can only see white
fuck faith. celeste patricians assemble
>>739544183She's a bit of a butterface but she's got an intense look that fits her role in the game really well, so it's a great character design in my book
>>739539060>remake FaithI sleep
>>739544183Asians hate other Asians that look AsianFaith is pretty chinky after all
>>739545024Good goy
>>7395578892008 is retro, unc.
>>739552903The future we were promised was the PR prettified version of what we're living right now. It was always going to go like this.Frutiger aero utopia was the promise. AI surveillance nanny state is the reality. You will not buy or sell without the mark on your hand or forehead.
>>739562464Go watch minions ya lil shit
No waifu no laifu
