https://store.steampowered.com/app/1634360/EMUUROM/10 hours until the next most hotly anticipated new "Animal Well"-like drops.Are you all hyped?This will be a monumental moment for gaming.
I tried Derelict Star and it was awful. This better not disappoint as well.
>>739541048Yes super excited for this.Played the demo and it already blew my mind every second.This is gonna be the next Outer Wilds for me.
No
>>739541048can't fucking wait anymore man, don't remind me we still have to WAIT
>>739541048Haven't been this hyped for a new game in a long while.Hope it's as insanely crazy as people make it out to be.
>>739541048Ice cream? I love ice cream!
Obvious shill thread is obvious
>>739541587>people talking about a new incredible game>shillyeah how dare anyone be excited about actual good videogames on a videogame boardbetter go make 50 more tiwtter screencap threads instead
>>739541648You don't need to samefag this fake hype on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Let's be more genuine.
>>739541952ah you're actually just a schizo, i seei now realize that it's inconceivable for 2 or more people to bring up the same thingif any concept is ever spoken of by someone other than the first person to ever bring it up then they are that same first person clearlymy condolences
>>739541648Go back to bed, borb
>>739542063it's noon in finland, anon
>>739541535>>739541587>>739541952a star fox remake thread died for this
>>739542105the dude worked all night fixing bugs so I presume he's sleep deprived
>>739541048I thought nonolith was the next big one, this one seemed more like a generic metroidvania but with quirky puzzles?
>>739542153Nah man this is the onemy youtube boyfried FuryForged told me so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOCbKO2Af98
>>739542185Aside from the splash art and the cutscenes, are there any other reference images for the protagonist? Just asking haha as a joke
>>739542286idk, ask the dev on twitter
>>739542185fury does sponsored vids and has been shilling a lot of mediocre stuff
>>739541048Looks like a game made by a mentally ill tranny fagget and no i don't care fuck off fagget.
>>739542413wow a youtuber does sponsored vids and shills mediocre stuff?what next? you're gonna tell me people breathe oxygen?
>>739542431it's made by a based Finn
>>739542431You have been conditioned to have this kind of reaction.
>>739541048feels trans-coded>>739541368my takeaway from the demo was that it felt janky and unsatisfying to controlthe art was also subpar
>>739542621>feels trans-coded>>739542431>Looks like a game made by a mentally ill tranny fagget and no i don't care fuck off fagget.
>>739541048This actually looks fucking terrible and soulless (like a tranny)
>emuromWhat a shitty name, sound like a frontend for emulation like hyperspin or a database about different version of each emulator
>>739543362that's the point yeah, it's what the game mechanic is
>>739543505How so ? It's not a software made to manage your rom library like launchbox, it's just a lazy 8bits (kirby looked better on nes) plateformer metroid vania
>hotly anticipatedkek
thanks for the heads up OP I will be tracking your failure the moment it releases
>>739541048Isn't Animal Well a trooncore game
>>739541048>>739541368why are you shilling your game and talking to yourself op ? it looks like garbage and you should kys for lying
>>739543759same lololol
this board is insufferably brown
>>739541048might as well ai generate your graphics if this is all you're capable of
>>739543675it has to do with the gameplay
I'm having a blast already
>>739545118based blast haver
>>739541048honestly these 8-bit indie games have become stale as fuck
>>739545861this game is the opposite of stale, it has crazy mechanics and secrets
>>739545887fine but it still looks kinda shit artistically. not even pleasant to look at.
>>739546027i mean that's true but i don't care about graphics personally, the gameplay is what matters to me
I see this is the next game targeted by our friendly Soiteen inhabitants
I interviewed the dev many years ago, and back then he said he hoped to release the game around early 2021.
>>739546236a good game is a sum of it's parts, and some people would first play a game with mediocre gameplay but great visuals, than a game with great gameplay but bad visuals which i honestly have a hard time finding, but it's irrelevantregardless this game having no action whatsoever is a turnoff too
>>739546370What are you going to name the schizo tulpa that you're going to blame for anyone making fun of your dime a dozen pixelshit indie
>>739546708learn better opsec and maybe add a line to the raid thread op about not overusing phrases to keep down suspicion
I've never seen this before, what is it? Technician lady running around in the dark gives me Awaria vibes but I suspect that's only surface level.
>>739547342animal well / outer wilds / void stranger type shitit's a puzzle platformer where nothing is what it seems and every pixel holds 100 secrets you can only know how to find if you have forbidden esoteric knowledge or gigabrain
>>739547470sounds cool, thanks
>>739541048what a stupid name
>>739548546it's not
>>739541048So is it like Pony Island kinda?Or no?Because I loved that game.
Looks neat, I'll pirate it asap, thanks
>>739551126yoooooo me too brah
>>739541048>The new animal wellYou mean metroidvania with a few puzzles or what? Puzzle games by now have so many flavors it's hard to distinguish.I see the tunic scribbles under the name so I assume it's more in line with that. No I'm not checking the game out you're a shill so if you want me interested do your job and sell it to me.
>>739551926it's a new genre called metroidbrainia i thinkor something like that
>>739541048>have to stand in every room and use the scanner on every last entitynah this is shit design>you dont HAV-you already know you will HAVE to to unlock all the secrets
>>739552393you don't have to unlock all the secrets
>>739552437yeah I dont have to play the game either
>>739552437At that point I don't have to buy the game either, pass
>>739552461correct, sperg
Metroidvania designers need to learn the importance of first impressions, and the limits of the modern gamer's patience. Animal Well is instantly interesting. This game isn't, and I fear many players will refund the game long before they're interacting with its deepest secrets.
>>739552694who gives a fuck about them?i know it's the kinda game for me and that's all that mattersi don't give a shit if some adhd brainrotted zoomer doesn't have patience for it
Coomchad here, is this game goonslop-friendly?
>>739552795this is a BLAST HAVER certified game for blast havers, not a gooner game
The graphics are kinda rough for me, but I put it on the wishlist
>>739541048>tranimal well with worse graphicscouldn't you pick a better game to copy, OP?
3 hours left to go bros
>>739541368>blew my mindi also had a blast and it really made me feel like emurom
>>739553603based blast haver
What are some other games in this genre worth checking out besides Animal Well and BARBUTA?
>>739553843I went into Tunic fully blind on it and thought it was fun
>>739553843Blue Prince
>>739553843Not Blue Prince and if anyone recommends it ignore everything they say.
>>739541048Fuck, I'm not done playing Demons' timeline. It's golden idol but anime and you doomscroll on social media reading twitter (Parrotter) posts in order to cross contextual cues to find who is who and solve supernatural cases. Very funny and meta, the MC is a chuuni retard. The death note nod is also quite obvious.I didn't think EMUROM would come out today. I really liked taking part in Void Stranger and Animal Well threads.
>>739554025well you have about 3 hours to get ready
>>739541048seems dope, i'll check it out
>>739541048Did they just google popular videogame words and mash them together?>hmmm these roms and emus seem popular>emuurom>hahaha ive done it again
>>739555727And what's wrong with that?
>>739555930Nothing, just the internet hate machine.
Been looking forward to this for a while.Glad I only played the demo five years after its release, otherwise this wait would have been stupid.
>>739557950One year IS a while
Played the demo a couple of days ago, liked the mechanics of scanning shit and figuring out how shit behaves. Navigating the place, however, felt a lot more cumbersome than it should with cluttered screens, too many fake walls and having to constantly loop around a path just to backtrack a bit.
think i'll wait for more reviews so i'll miss out on fun thread autism
I hope you haven't been skipping your Finnish studies :DDDEspecially the Savonian dialect.
>>739552437>you don't have to do the thing the game is about
>>739541048>coyote time publishingphysical cringe
>>739561903Fug
>>739561903goos thing i've been learning finnish ever since playing noitai'll be unstoppable mwahaha
>>739562171why?
Tootum looks like a better MV. Sorry, bro.
>>739563136>Tootumlooks like ai artpass
Ah yes, buy the new finn slop and get ready for the next one.
IT'S TIME
>>739564857FINALLY
>>739564348finland is literally carrying gaming on their shoulders
>le nonviolent game>only social media presence is a bluesky account that retweets lgbtq accounts>marketing is "b-based finland...!"hahaha.
>3802564 bytes for a single exedo you need more?
>>739566138only the finest finnish engineering
>oh so the scanner translates the runes, huh? that's a sham->Love this game already
I stole this guy's hat
>>739541048>it's another INDIE METROIDVANIAGOD FUCKING DAMNITJust kill me now
>>739566530it's a metroidbrainia
Is the crack of EMUROM available on cs rin ru
sumu :DDDDDDD
>>739566772idk
>>739541952nta but I like Finnish puzzle gamesBaba Is You, void stranger
>>739566948Why do Fins keep making weird puzzle games. Is it genetic or sociological.
should I be worried that the game only weighs 3MB
>>739542047Paper thin, you're that obvious tourist. Go shill your lifework on Baseddit, that's more up your alley.
>>739567728no, it's made with TIC-80 that's the normal size for games made in it
>>739567906Mfs really be replying to posts from 11 hours ago like they're still there, shit I wish I had whatever you're having to move like that.You must be zooted out of your gourd, goddamn.
>>739567997Please, just hang on, JUST. I get to this reply eventually. I can't read so damn fast.Captcha is filtering me hard.
>>739541048oh hell yeah more finnish schizo gamessign me up
>>739566824That's not a :DThat's a :) at bestPerkele
>>739568573anon...
It's up on rin.
I'm completely drunk and high I don't know what I'm doing
animal well wasn't good, so it doesnt matter
Less than two megabytes zipped. If this doesn't have thirty hours of content like the dev promised, I'm going to buy the game on steam just to leave a negative review.
>>739553843La Mulana
thank god for piratefags, notice how shills stopped posting
>>739541048Is this one of those games?
>>739566341>substitution cipher busywork I'm so fucking sick of these. Games need to let you assign letters in these to auto translate once you have it worked out.
>>739541048>>739568686while i don't appreciate this retarded "totally not my game" marketing, i like this kind of game so i willing to let it slide.hopefully it's good
>>739569294I kinda liked how it worked in la mulana
>>739569345That was only for the Mu puzzle, right?
>>739569445Well, technically the game never spells out what the alphabet and the numbers are, but you do need to understand the numbers for some stuff. You can deduce them through many different ways, one of them being noticing that the stone tablet hints just use substitution cipher when being scanned, so you can turn the translation on and off to figure out the numbers.
What the fuck is Claude doing in my finnkino
>>739570076Only sailors know how to beat the game
>>739569937Oh right.I think the Mu puzzle is supposed to teach you that, since Xelpud basically beats you over the head with it.
>>739541048No offense but the game is ugly as sinthought the visuals would at least be palatable like in paquerette down the bunburrows but emuurom isn't giving me the strength to continue
>>739570279There's also the endless corridor puzzle, though I forget how that was changed for the remake. Also helped to know numbers for the weights puzzle.
>>739569294>substitution cipherlmaoooo
I'm interested in the game but I'm not interested in insane secrets that the internet needs to work together to figure out type of shit. I'm not that smart and don't like thinking *too* much. Is this gonna be like that or is it a tightly designed and contained experience?
>>739570675Stop being such a little fucking bitch and join the discord.The game doesn't have any of that as far I've seen.
>>739570379You're a casual who wasn't even alive during C64/Atari era.
>>739569196wdym i'm still herejust playing the game
>>739569285yup
>>739571009I've just played better games like la mulana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc044n-m44Your best boy Olexa postedit's certified once in a lifetime gameemuurom bros we won
a cool thing i found that i will spoiler tagif you activate your scanner while flying on a bird, you can clip through tiles that would otherwise stop you while it is active
>>739555727Probably another case of "trying to steal Google search hits" because they know emulators and roms are common searches
>>739553843void strangerchants of sennarignore all blue prince shills. this game is trash design for gambling addicts
Oh, so this is one of THOSE games
Give me the qrd
>>739541368Last time someone shilled a game by name dropping Outer Wilds I got Blue Prince and boy was that a fucking waste of time.
Played it a while. Pretty mid. Music is meh.Constant scanning gets old and boring really fast. None of the normal routing through the levels feels rewarding and the game feels more like going throught the motions than anything else.Even the hidden stuff doesn't feel particularly good to find.I doubt going through the whole game for some meta puzzles will feel any better.
>>739571921Bears have the same thing
>>739575091Yeah that's pretty much my take on it. It's no void stranger
When does the game autosave? I had to redo that stupid bird fight because I quite the game soon after I beat it.
>>739576378Isn't that a good thing?
>>739576619There are no autosave as far as I know, it only saves when you touch the bellflowers.
>>739576723Oh, should have known. I didn't get that when I read the description.
>>739541048>pokemon meets metroid>bad on purpose graphicsHard pass. Looks like it's devoid of any ideas.
I'm braiiining
>>739577832here's my take.also, add leap year's DLC in it's square. it's pretty good (although there's a thing you have to do at a certain point that's kind of annoying)
>>739578395>the witness in what I assume is the "good game" categoryOpinion dismissed.
>>739578395>filtered by la mulana
>>739578770i hate the prick that made it, and there's certainly some stuff that could have been better, but the witness is a good game overall>>739578813not a big fan if stuff gets too esoteric.ESA and animal well had it too, but they were layered pretty well with more overt stuff
>>739579079>but the witness is a good game overall
>>739578395Barbuta and Void Stranger are kino fuck you
>>739579336eh, the orange ones are more like>they have merits, but also flaws, or the game goes for a specific gimmick you have to like or you won't have fun
>>739575091Yeah. Idk why people are saying it's like animal well, it's worlds apart
>>739571465yeah this post and e-celeb told me everything I need to know about this astroturfed trash
so does this game actually have any of that animal well sauce or should I just save my neetbux for mina the mouseslut in a few days
What's the /v/erdict?
>>739582375More of a personnal take.>>739575091
>>739582671I don't really care about your opinion if you barely even played past the tutorial.
>>739582736What would you consider the tutorial?
grabbed the rin version, just crashes after the opening cutscene
>>739582930You need to apply Goldberg. It has Steam DRM. Someone will probably post a pre-patched version in the thread later, but it's not difficult to do by yourself.
>>739583365yeah, i figured it out after i posted. i left it up for people to laugh at because im a washed up piracy unc