I cured a zombie villager in Minecraft and pretend she's my girlfriend when playing.
your girlfriend has norwood 7
>>739543278And a dick for a nose and a striking resemblance to a certain group from the Near East
>>739543278kek
>>739542471You keep your girlfriend imprisoned in a 1x1 closet?
>>739542471IMAGINE the sex
>>739542471
>>739544638it keeps the smell contained
>>739542471damn bro, she's got those Khazar milkers
>>739542471nice
>>739542471Top 10 /v/ threads of all time.
>>739542471This is going on twitter for sure, never laughed so much in my entire life
>>739545568What's the smell?
>>739542471>she's
>>739546671Bigot
someone contact r/4chan, we got a zinger here
Witches should be friendly
>>739544638...you not?
>>739542471she's so beautiful
>>739543584>big nose>rubbing hands>merchant>builds golem for protection