The majority of anons is like this nowadmit it you watched essays the past week
no because im not a colossal faggot
What video game is this thread about?
>3 and a half hourPfff...ahahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zo-jM_hOxA
>>739545627I'm not really into movies anymore. They don't make good movies anymore and a lot of "classic" hollywoodslop movies are losing their appeal over time as the liberal American values that spawned hollywood culture become more and more outed as demonic retardation. For example, I can't really enjoy movies like Back to the Future or Ghostbusters anymore because of how flagrantly Jewish they are
>3 and a half hour essay 2 hours of slow padding full of "breaks" every point, an hour of actual content, the rest is the intro/outro, sponsorships and the likeif you can't make a point in 30 mins or less you're just in it for the ads
>>739545627They're really more like documentaries for adults.
>>739545627Replace video essay with a podcast about politics and current events
>>739545627That kid is fucking stupid
>>739545627>lust provoking image
>>739545627I don't even remember 95% of the shit they talked about in video essays. Meanwhile I still think about a good movie for at least a week after watching it.
>>739545627Does anyone actually pay full attention to these or do they just use them as background noise?
>Hollywood slop propaganda>Simple video on a topic and hobby you're interested in
>>739546061>use them as background noiseI never do that. If it's not interesting I turn it off
>>739545696YIIK
>>739545627>4-hour podcast with a pro player of a game I haven't played but he's got some funny stories to tell
>>739545627Notice how every comment under these "essays" is either a variation of "how long!?" joke or some general thoughts on the subjectNo one has anything to say about the contents of video itself
>>739545627Maybe if it's a game that has some artistic value but is horrible to actually play, or isn't even translatedOtherwise, there's no point in watching an essay on it either
>>739545627It’s no longer 2018. Nobody is going to watch a tedious, lame and gay 3 hour video on SNCA to feel superior to others.
Some are decent, others are not. Unfortunately many are too long to "try and see". Still better than Hollyweird movies made by pedophiles designed to engineer you into a self loathing, outgroup preferring retard, though.
>>739545627>hollyjew goyslop with DEIVS>Why the you you love/hate is awesome/awful
I do not watch videos and reviews on games which are more than 20 minutes long
>>739546132>>739546506You can watch movies outside of Pedowood
>>739545627How do i stop this behaviour
>>739545627No.I watched 120+ minute movies instead.
>>739545627Truth despite their runtime they have almost nothing to say. Compare that to dunkey's video on Cyperpunk 2077, he says more in less than 10 minutes than them in 3 hours. I'm so sick and tired of these essayslop channels that make scripts like they're trying to get to the word threshold in a school assignment, with that generic, unpassionate white guy voice.It's fucking insanity. It's so much better to read and discuss about vidya here on /v/ despite how many fucking tourists we get.
>>739546553
>>739546643Hentai
>>739546815Is this why Indians think white women like them, they consume this slop?
>>739545840>starts the video with an hour long history of the studio
>>739546932>video starts with how the studio's name sounds like they're vomitting
>>739545627>I've never heard ofI only watch essays about games I played decade or two ago and don't really feel like launching them again, thank you very much
>>739545840>an hour of actual contentIf by "actual content" you mean "reading through wiki while showing footage of completely unrelated segment, occasionally interjected with reddit screenshots and eceleb clips", then sure, that's pretty spot-on
>>739546867Can you recommend some rimjob kino hentai
>>739545627Just watched a 2.5 hour long Quake story recap. The story of Quake was way worse than I assumed, I thought 1, 2 and 3 aren't even connected
>>739547267I thought 1 took place in different universe from 2 and 4 though the new expansions by Nightdive tried to connect them
It.... broke me
>>739545627yeah that's right i like a fellow nerd talking about my favourite pastime instead of a kike production about gays and BMWF relationshipsim so weird for that haha!
>>739547352>a fellow nerd = some normalnigger reading out the plot summary
>>739545627I've never seen a video essay, I've seen reviews but not essays.
>>739545627movie>men bad, woman good>full of gay shit>cgi everywhere>shitty action scenes>ending message is "do better"video game essay>is about video gameyeah gee I wonder why
I don't watch video game essays.
>>739547582>>men bad, woman good>>full of gay shit>>cgi everywhere>>shitty action scenes>>ending message is "do better"Sounds like every video game
What......? Three and a half- I'm sorry WHAT the fuck are you people actually doing with your time? Am I the only cunt here with a fucking job!?
>>739545627I wouldn't want to watch a 3 hour vidya essay for a game series I love, let alone one I never heard of.
>>739545627I have thought about doing this for the final fantasy series cuz turn based games like that are too slow for my short attention span
>>739545627>he never watched patricians 48hr skyrim/wow in depth analysis. Get filitered
>>739545627>90min movieI wishI quit watching movies and TV in general because all the movies hit 3.5hours and every TV show is fucking 10 seasons of 50 episodes each of 1 hour episodes.
>>739545840This, the worst ones are when 90% of the essay is them just very slowly retelling the story in a 3rd worlder accent.
>>739546215This. If I need background noise I tune in some music.
>>739547660oi unc, you do know you can pause the video and finish watching it the next day right?
>>739547582Imagine being this brainwashed by 4chan. Do better, you incel dipshit.
>>739545627a movie is a completely new world I have to get into and immerse myself into. I don't have the mental energy to accept a new story into my heart. A video essay is some retard talking about something pretending to be my friend so I can drown out the voices in my head.
>>739548398same reason people replay vidyas constantly
>destroys your game's reputationHEH nuthin personnel
>>739545627I did, but why does modern cinema has to be so bad?The last movie I've watched in theater was Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood.
>>739545627>go to watch an essay>get bored in 30 minutes>just start playing games againfeels bad
>>739548729Project Hail Mary was good
China has to be stopped
>>739547948>>739548583I must've watched one of his 9 hour Skyrim videos a year back, and I can't remember a single fucking thing about it. I've retained a lot of info from Down the Rabbit Hole's videos, despite having watched them years ago, so the fact that absolutely nothing stuck out to me about PatricianTV's content is a further indication that his videos are low-effort, time-wasting memes eaten up by the same retarded Redditors who watch Wendigoon, Jacob Geller, and Hbomberguy.
>>739548729For me it was Goose's Journey
Matthewmatosis made the only good video essays
>essay video>70% of the video is just summarising the games plot
>>739545729>17 fucking hoursnah this is just gonna be a full playthrough with commentary at that point.
>>739545627i'm not underage like you, faggothowever i will watch 30 minute+ long behind the scenes videos on restaurants and chefs and shit
>>739546815this reminds me of that webm of some schoolgirls """"aggressively"""" dancing that made /tv/ seethe uncontrollably for a month
>>739545627I watched a smut artist rate character designs.
What do you call videos by Civvie or Indeimaus which are just condensed playthroughs with commentary?
>>739548907For me it's learning about languages of nations that I will never visit in this lifetime.
>>739548901>played the game myself>dont want to have it repeated to me>haven't played the game myself>dont want the game spoiledwhy do they do this when it's a lose-lose scenario
>>739545627I don't have to micro manage finding new videos every ten minutes with a three and a half hour video essay since it's going to be on my side monitor where I don't have to give it my full attention.If I'm watching a movie, it's gonna be on my main monitor and have my full attention.
>>739545627No? The only visual media that'll keep me hooked for hours is porn nowadays.
I realized recently that 3 hour long video essays are made primarily for people who don't play games. Because no one whose actually a fan would be learning anything new.
>>739547709>back thenManipulated by marketing.>currentlyManipulated by marketing.
>>739545627>over 30 minutesNot worth watching>youtuber's face in the middle of thumbnailNot worth watching>the secret truth about.../the REAL reason.../... changed my lifeNot worth watching>holding a lav micNot worth watching
>>739547948>analysis video>just explains every quest
>>739545729I’ll never watch a video that has wojaks, pepes or 4chan lingo in them
>>739545823Watch old movies not from Hollywood. There are hundreds of thousands of non-globohomo films and some of them are even good.>>739545875What are some good documentaries for children?
>>739548901More like 101% of the video.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a video about video games and been happy about spending my time doing it. Video games are for playing, not watching. Even watching events like the game awards makes me feel retarded.
>>739545627why would I ever waste my time on opinions that are defacto worse than mine
>>739545627I only watch sports and military related stuff. Dont think I watched anything game related ever since I finished Prey and looked up what the hell was that ending all about.
>>739545627If you watch this shit you’re a hipster tourist normgoloids cunt or a woman
>>739548901>video isn't about the plot but the game features that's just contentslop
>>739545627Modern movies are pure goyslop. I put on that Forever Purge movie cause it was highly rated and the first 15 minutes were about poor spics crossing the border and how much smarter they are than white people by taming a wild horse. "That's a real cowboy"S Rest in piss.
>video essay about a game>90% is just a drawn out plot summary>full of snarky comments like "and then the bad guy beytrays us, oh wow, who'd see that coming"
>soulless corporate slop made to squeeze money out of you or push anti white propagandacringe.>some teenager / early 20s dork with a shitty mic excitedly blabbing about his current hyperfocus for 3 hoursawww yeah now this is entertainment
>>739549445>military related stuff.Isn't that just nepo vanity projects and drones now? Not like we are going to be seeing man portable energy weapons operating at scale for the average pleb to play around with.
>>739545627>one is distilled propaganda from the elites>the other is just a goober excitedly discussing something their passionate about.I wonder why?
i can only watch movies made prior to the 2000's. as for games, i am started to have the same problem - newer shit is just fucking awful with no attempt at creating something actually amazing, with more attention at trying to sell some slop to the public
>>739545627Nope. T90 is my sleep aid of choice. Just had a wonderful 2 hour nap to Forest Something.
>>739549614bro if you don't want to watch elite propaganda that means you're an incel bro, le do better
>>7395463159/10 youtuber commenters (the ones that aren’t actual bots) are braindead fucking retarded normalfags that WILL post the same exact fuckin comment each fuckin time a new video drops.
>>739549639With modern games you simply look much harder to find something interesting.It's just too easy to make games so people who should not make them are making them.
>>739548326>
Ackshully, I watched 0 video essays and at least a few movies.
>most essays are just a glorified retelling of the game's plot>in this video we will talk about X, Y and Z>but this is about Y and we will get back to that later>never does>video ends
>>739549689i havent bought a game for the last 6 years.
>video editing style is shit and amateurish>mic sounds like some cheap €10 shit he got for Christmas>video is literally just an hour of him going over the plotbut>the motherfucker is funny and has good comedic timingyeah alright fucker you get a sub from me
>>739547965Well, you should be happy to know TV shows are actually 6-8 episodes of 50 minutes, released 2 years apart nowadays.
>>739550029I can forgive a long video if the guy is funnyBut there are some rulesIf it suddenly cuts to themselves on camera and they're pretty ugly or generally unkempt, next videoFucked up voice/speech impediment, next videoIf they try to pronounce something and make a joke out of it, next video; worst joke on the fucking planetI know it's rude but I also don't feel obligated to watch those
>>739545627I'm the opposite nowI hate most video games and I hate the people who play them. I just listen to old Opie and Anthony broadcasts these days
>>739548784I read the book and hated it. The main character was almost a reddit caricature and even the alien was cracking jokes and quips by the end.
>>739545823It was more Hollywood culture spawning liberal American values
>>739545627Yep, and I'm not ashamed of it. Love me some longform video essays about weird games or autistic challenge runs that only a total masochist would try.
>>739549908I've bough some, all indie.I know what I like so it's easier for me to find something interesting.I'm playing pic related at the moment P2 was better tho.
>>739545627I only watch video essays after I've finished the game though.
>>739545823Why are all the faggots on this site so fucking stupid and nonsensical? Like youre trying to sound smart. You come across as a retard with your word salad. Just say your a bigot and actually hate games. Its easier.
>>739550165yeah man. im not exactly Chad Radiovoice myself but im not on camera or making videos. lookism unfortunately is truth in many scenarios, it is what it is. you can have an ugly guy but he’s genuinely hilarious… well ok buddy maybe stick to faceless vids…
>>739545627no, im not a zoomer.
>>739550165Honestly I don't know why some guys have to show themselves in the video, especially if in the previous videos they're facelessDoes it really help the algorithm if you show your face?It's pretty stupid.
>>739545627last couple of days I'm making my way through a 7 hour summary of the castlevania franchise.I've also been playing samurai warriors 2, ocarina of time, age of empires 2,FFXIV, and building some armored core model kits.
>>739550497settle down tranny
>>739550606Nice strawman
I like background info videos but not people telling me how to play the game
>>739550606is this post referring to democrat superdonor jeffrey epstein?
>oh shit someone uploaded an hour long video about one of my favorite ga->"nintendo was a company made in 1986 where they made hanafuda cards">entire fuckass video is just summarizing the gameI have taken a peak at just about every "video essay" about ER Nightreign and they are all like this. Just an hour of "ermmm if you guys didn't know this is the studio that made the legendary DARK SOULS games... and for those of you who didnt play nightreign its blahblahblah" like holy shit just say a fucking opinion say one interesting thing im begging you
>>739548951they weren't school girls. they were ukranian cheerleaders
for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSeISYcoyIdo you anons know any channels like this?
>>739545627What the fuck is this shit? Self announcing that you are a zoomer retard now?Jesus christ have some shame you dumb motherfuckers
>potentially interesting topic in the thumbnail>hey guyyyyys sorry i havent made a video a whiiiiile>thank you so much for the support on my last videooo omggg >leave a comment on what type of content you want to see from my channel>sorry if I sound weird in this one im kind of sick but i super wanted to talk about this!!>if you noticed on my channel its been 3 weeks since my last video wowowowwww>anyway lets get RIIIIGHT into it>this is the part where i pretend to start talking about the actual subject but actually did you know in 1986 nintendo was a company that made hanafuda cards>actually i remember playing pokemon when i was 13 isnt that crazy then when i was 14... yeah, i played the next pokemon game. you'll never guess what i did when i was 15 too. isnt my personal gaming history so unique and interesing guysi saw a video lately that literally gave me the full "unscripted gamerslop" bingo in the first 3 minutes it was insane
>mfw youtube essay about the shot composition and blocking about a scene and how each detail effects our emotions without us even realizing it. God I really should get back in to movies.
>>739548976summary.
>>739550827why have you posted luna's roommate
>>739549182the quiet sadness of kirbys epic yarn
>>739550308why not play the weird game or watch the actual challenge run. Then you could have your own unique experience with the subject, unfiltered through some youtuber.you’re pretending to love something that you don’t actually even want to experience from the source. That leads me to believe you’re a poser.
this is a good onehttps://youtu.be/yg57OXSFe_Q
>>739545823you are seriously fucking demented and retarded dude, but not really surprising considering you are sheltered, underexposed weeb. you need to seriously lose this obsessive, ideological view and start being your own assertive man. go dig and develop your taste. you will know what you like when you look for it. settle only for quality. also stop consuming so much and start creating more yourself.
>>739545627i hate zoomers so much
>new upload from guy you follow on youtube>We Need To Talk>The Future Of The Channel>bla bla bla im not making money, no ones subscribing to muh patreon, i am le burned outnigga.i dont give a shit.put the fries in the bag, make the dumb bing bing wahoo essay video or fuck off and get a real job
>>739545656FPBP
>>739551009Because most of the ones I watch are of shit I simply don't want to play in the first place, but might be interesting games despite that. Weird jap PS1 games mostly. Stuff that frankly are bad games or in genres I don't enjoy.
Movies? No thanks.I'd rather get mad at the Japanese in Mario Kart 8 while YouTube compilations of Family Feud play on my laptop.
>>739551145i will never forget boundary break making that bitchy sobbing video begging for money that shit was fucking wild. when a youtuber starts talking about "the aglorithm guys the algorithm" you know they're cooked
>>739545823You are seriously fucking smart and enlightened dude, not surprising considering you're a weeb>>739551034>go dig and develop your taste. settle only for qualityI did, that's why I stopped watching movies and only watch anime now
>>739545627i feel like the pendulum is swinging and people want analytical content rather than mindless entertainment these days but MAN if all the "analysis" on youtube isn't just the most basic surface level thoughts of a game for people that never played itsome fag even uploaded a 40m vid in "the forgotten move in splinter cell" where he's literally just talking about the split jump and justifying it bc in game they onlyhave 1 tutorial pop up for it despite the ENTIRE GAME having arm length wide hallways to split jump init gets tiring seeing such basic "analysis" honestly
>>739548983These videos are for people who have or want to have strong opinions on games they haven’t actually played, so they provide you with the baseline knowledge needed to reinforce your opinion and make you feel smart for having it
>>739551263>boundary breakdude outsourced reading the fuckin script to randos. bro, i subscribed for YOU. what the hell who the fuck are these people? they’re videos about using fuckin noclip mods in FOTW games. how the fuck do you get burned out doing that? it was the straw that broke the camels back for me, a lot of the things he covered would have been better if he actually understood the technical side of things instead of guessing or having a 3 minute ‘interview’ with a bored ass ex-dev of the game.
>>739550613>Does it really help the algorithm if you show your face?Iirc yes even if you’re ugly it’s a massive boost to show your face for some reason
>>739545627my choice of slop are wow challengeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vUNyKwIuU
>>739545656Fippy bippy
>>739551341>split jumplmaoo i loved that shit, used any chance i got in chaos theory. i used to be able do it as a kid in my parents place (i didnt run up the wall obviously but it was narrow enough to stand like Sam if you were barefoot). drove them fucking insane>WHY ARE THERE FOOT PRINTS HALF WAY UP THE FUCKIN HALLWAY AGAIN?!>ANOOOONNN!!!
>>739545627for me it's a guy spending an ungodly amount of money and time to fix a broken machine/car.
>>739546315I'm not saying those 10h videos are actually well thought out and have good points, but even if they did youtube just doesn't lend itself well to that sort of discussion for multiple reasonsIf you disagree with just one thing in that video you probably won't think it's important enough to write a lengthy comment when that part is less than 1% of the videoIf you disagree with the entire video and want to argue against it, you're better off making your own video at that pointyoutube itself won't be as likely to recommend the video to you if it thinks you'll disagree with it because most people just dislike and stop watching instead of arguing with the author in the commentsThis is something old youtube with it's video length restrictions resulting in parts was actually better for, because you could respond to just that 10 minute part of the argument instead of the entire author's autobiography
>>739551709??? i get what you’re saying but you can just go>”hey dude the thing you said at 31:56 i disagree”
You have to watch a movieYou can listen to a 3 hour long video game essay in the background while playing games.
>>739549314>What are some good documentaries for children?Something involving interesting moving things and bright colors. Children really like animals.
>>739545823That shit was obvious even back then. You were just an impressionable child and still are impressionable today. Do I need to remind you what one of the most popular cartoon characters was back in the 90s?
>>739545823even Jewish shows can be 100% basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jlR5HN9bOY
>>739545627this girl is probably 23 now
>>739549314>What are some good documentaries for children?
>>739551672based anon giving an in depth analysis of the level design of his great auntie's 2-story home, utilizing forgotten tech used only in 4 out of 5 games that only he with his keen intellectual mind could identifyi'd be more interested in a vid of trying the split jump irl places or leaving "context clues" like footprints, scuff marks, and neon bright yellow paint
>>739551824>You have to watch a movieNo you don't, you can just watch a 10 minute video that tells you why it's shitI haven't watched a single movie in 5 years using this trick, anytime something is popular I just type "(movie) woke" and see if the first video I see is really woke or just sharty losing his three braincells
>>739551946>this post
>>739545627Movies are shit. Video essays are usually just scene for scene condensed longplays which are also shit.
>>739545823What's wrong with BttF and Ghostbusters?
>>739551946YWNBAW
>>739549314> documentarieslet them watch david suzuki
>>739546215>theee I must be tooooooo olddll´dd right, guys?No, you brainraped faggot. It's old people who do that. You are too retarded to understand the world that surrounds you. You can look at someone digging a hole and you go "I'm too old to understand what he is doing, he's probably playing with cards".
>>739545627Nope. I rewatched Kikujiro a few days ago and saw Old Henry yesterday. The former was absolute kino as usual, the latter was decent. I haven't watched a video essay in years, they're just so mind-numbingly boring.
>>739545627>watch lets plays of games i just finished to see people's first reaction of my favorite moments in the game.
>>739548845he has nothing to say but I think can say it in a pleasing way
>30 hours long essay youtube and sponsor video analyzing why a game which changed youtuber's life is good for you even though you act like you don't like it but the REAL reason you avoid it is different and if you play it, it will change your life forever
>>739550613All I know is if I see goyface in a thumbnail I'll tell the algorithm to never recommend me the channel again.
>>739545627I like https://www.youtube.com/@thpdom/videos black souls and morimens videos. Any recommendations.
>>739551995>>739552014/tv/tranny melty
>>739552007Nothing. Like most losers they think everything but them is the problem. They will also stubbornly die on that small hill they make for themselves to feel special.
>>739545627I do both i watched like 4 movies this week
>>739545627It's because you can put em on your second monitor while you play vidya
>>739545627I used to watch them a couple of years ago, and the longer the better. Nowadays I can't stand video essays, I don't know if it's me being more aware or if the quality went down the drain but on the occasion they pop up in my feed I tune out after minutes They always have a faggy voice, they never say anything interesting or insightful, they insert pointless shit nobody cares about, they are either overly negative (OMG worse game ever!!!!111) or overly positive (this game is GOAT because I played it as a kid at my cousins when I was 9). As background noise I find slop channels covering drama in the fitness industry more entertaining and those are bottom of the barrel.
>>739545627>90 minute movie>dialog is so quite you cannot even hear it with your ears up against the speakers>action happens and its so fucking loud you cannot hear the actors screaming their dialog and you go fucking deaf sitting 30 feet away>constantly have to adjust volume so you dont bleed from the ears>3 and a half hour video essay about a niche game I will never play>audio levels are balanced and you can hear the passion in the youtubers voice cause its driven by autism, so you know its gonna be goodIts that shrimple.
>>739545823TRVKE
>>739549314>What are some good documentaries for children?as a kid my brother and i would watch Attenborough VHS tapes, a bunch of generic "science" tapes, literally anything that had some level of engagement that wasn't brain rot.i gew up obsessed with computers because of this one science show that had a behind the scenes where they showed you how they made a skeleton escape a museum, and they showed it was computer generated with some real life editing.i thought the power to create a real skeleton and make it run was cool as hell, so now i work in IT teaching 60 year olds that not everything they read on google is real, yes even if its the first result, yes i know the robot SOUNDS like it knows what its saying, but those are lies that just agree with you as much as possible.i hate how much of my life is trying to undo AI mistakes "the robot said all i had to do was go into regedit and delete all the microsoft ones to get adobe to work on my mac".so yeah just let your kids watch brainrot instead of documentaries, it'll be easier for them later in life if they dont think, makes them fit in.
>>739545656Fpbp
>>739545729>YouTube it's 4 PM. Time for you to host your daily 40 GiB video about a video game.
>need to prepare myself mentally to watch a 2 minute vid>he believes i'm watching e-retards on jewtube give me their retarded opinions
I haven't seen any game essay longer than 1 and a half hour that it worth anything.Past this point all you get is the "wiki summary" type of essay that is just a complete waste of time.
>>739545627These long "essays" are made with the sole purpose of farming hours watched for ad revenue, even then, it's usually just a retelling of the events of the game, show, anime or whatever it's about.There's no need for these to be longer than 1 hour, you can get your point across and put plenty of footage to illustrate it.
I've been watching 20 minute videos about Zelda lore even though I've only played Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask
>>739545627I haven't, I don't need background noise and I don't care for some amateur fumbling over his point, repeating himself with slightly different words and contradicting himself multiple times. No review or essay should exceed twenty minutes, and if it does it's because it's just a plodding plot and lore recitation or it has the issues I've just described.
if she hit that with her eye it would still do irreversible damage even with the stupid orange foam
>>739545627I enjoyed a perfectly good 90 minute Justice League Cartoon Doom last night. It's just that modern films fucking suck and I'd rather listen to josh strife hayes go on for hours about dying mmos than watch whatever slop comes out in theatres.
>>739545823>>739545627>>739547582>mogs your favorite movie and game
>>739551946bvsed
>>739546905LOL, like that jeet doing a back flip and trying to give a flower to the girl and she promptly ignores him.>>739548951Just existing makes /tv/ seethe endlessly, and they have to illegally cross the borders to other boards to try and get you to seethe like them.
>>739551176I just think its infinitely more interesting and valuable to take the time to experience it yourself. The entire benefit of interactive medium is that its interactive, you cannot experience that second hand.Speaking of which im going to follow my own advice and reduce my twitch viewing time.
>>739545627I like it when a big part of the video is about the game's development, technological/market context and behind the scenes curiosities
>>739545823>I can't really enjoy movies like Back to the Future or Ghostbusters anymore because of how flagrantly Jewish they aresomeone finally put it into words
>>739550497uh oh tranny melty
>>739545823This, and lots of shills triggered. Even taking films from 50 years ago, every single one has le cool nigger TM somewhere, I just want to be able to look at a crowd and not see any brown or nog. I'm tired of jews forcing shit no one wants into everything.
>>739551709I'm actually glad it's like that, the less online discussion there is the better. People voice too many opinions these days.
one of the best video essays I've seen is a 10 hour long video essay about trauma in BG3 from a tranny
I play them on my phone to drown out my deafening tinnitus while trying to sleep.
I hate this new internet where everything has to be monetized, back then people made video game videos because they are passionate about their hobbies
>>739545627I use to watch a bunch of these but now most of them aren't really an essay as much as they are just a retelling of the game and that's gay as hell. The Yiik video is still the best
>>739545823>I can't really enjoy movies like Back to the Future or Ghostbusters anymore because of how flagrantly Jewish they areYou should go back to the classics like Fiddler on the Roof, The Jazz Singer and The Ten Commandments. No judaism there!
>>739553853>This, and lots of shills triggered. Even taking films from 50 years ago, every single one has le cool nigger TM somewhere, I just want to be able to look at a crowd and not see any brown or nog. I'm tired of jews forcing shit no one wants into everything.
>>739545729I support these videos because they help rape youtube's servers. Same with AI generated videos that get spammed with channels uploading 50 a day.
>>739545627i like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV7OI9DmdU
>>739545823Genuinely you sound like the biggest faggot of all time. I can't even imagine bitching about other things being "too Jewish" while being into video games of all things.
>>739545627I don't like long essays but I do enjoy litening to people arguing whether Kazuya is OP in Tekken or about vertical shmups being cooler than horizontal ones for 3 hours while I do my monotonous job. It's only a problem if you waste your free time on this nonsense, if you do then fucking stop, anon.
>>739545627I did. They're cool. They don't care whether I watch them, or if I've been doing the laundry, or the dishes, or been cooking. It's just one nigga talking about something semi-interesting. A movie though is a visual medium, where I have to sit down and watch. I don't have 90 fucking minutes for "maybe I am going to enjoy this". I am alone at home on a Friday night!
>>739545627nobody is actually paying attention to the 3 hour video essay, its just comfy background noise. whereas the 90 minute movie demands you pay attention to it or theres basically no point in watching it at all. thats the difference
>>739545627>watchedif playing them in the background counts as watching, I guess
>>739554208The Yiik video is also a retelling of the game’s plot even if it’s funny
>>739554470This. I'd rather listen to that, than 95% of the things my coworkers have to say to each other about shallow topics and retarded opinions. They are my chore-aids.
people put stuff like this on in the background while they do other things
>>739545627>A DEEP analysis about GAME>it's just a summary of the storyhate when they do that
>>739548983>gameplay is actually 80% pure tedium, but you are curious about the setting and plot>game is old as balls/was made for a console that doesn't exist anymore, making it run on your PC is a full-fledged questNo, I don't want to play the first three Ultima games.
>>739553548>Just existing makes /tv/ seethe endlessly, and they have to illegally cross the borders to other boards to try and get you to seethe like them.Kek, that is so true. Every time I hear about some retarded TV show doing something retarded, it is from some /tv/ crossposting. That little I watch TV.
>>739545823Old movies and shows were indeed better. But also, the propaganda is unbearable.All you need to do in order to understand why every is so fucking shitty and degenerate is see some pop movies and shows from the 80 and 90.Im 40 and for me, video games, tabletop games and anime were a refuge from common culture. I couldnt tell back then, but all the weird shit that putted me off was just propaganda.I stopped seeing TV and hollywood movies at about 16. It was one of the best decitions I ever made. I have the sense that Im supposed to do the same now with the internet, but where do I go now? To the streets again? where?
>>739545627Videos are not movies. And I've never liked movies or TV shows.
>>739554915What do you mean?Why would anyone ever mention gameplay?Or music?Or graphics?Those are clearly not important!I hate those wikipedia reading faggots, with no original thought of their own.
>>739555362you're a fucking faggot dude
Ahem, I'll have you know I only watch essays about the history of games I played a few times 37 years ago.
When talking to someone about a show or a movie or a game or whatever and you realise halfway in to the discussion that they never even saw or played it they just saw a video about it, I always want to curbstomp their aspie adhd skull to mush but I stay polite and just wrap up the conversation and mentally label them a timewasting retard who I should never listen to
>>739555463Ok
>>739545627Most new movies these days are filled with people I hate, made by people I hate, and produced exclusively by people who hate me in turn. Making for an insufferable viewing experience.Meanwhile, I can listen to some faceless nerd, whose a bit like me, prattle on about, I dunno, Warhammer lore. Because I was never autistic enough to dig beyond the surface, and think some things are neat.Or at least it is something I can pass out to.
>>739545627no I've only watched videos about sasquatchthat nigga is out there I just know it
>>739555562>talking to someone about fightan games>they want x, y, and z characters (awful picks)>I know for a fact that they will not purchase nor play the gamefoolishness
>>739554198>how dare people try to make a living with something they enjoy doing!
>>739555915But how does this affect you personally?
>>739546932Either gigakino or the dullest snorefest imaginable, depending on the company.
>>739556119it's like when your dad told you he was gonna take you camping or something but you knew he was just gonna blow all his money on getting wasted and forget about it
>>739556263Oddly specific.
>>739545823Zoomer newfags like this are exhausting.
>>739545627nah I've been actually playing games and listening to schizo theory podcasts on book of the new sun after reading it again for the first time in a decade
>>739545627....yes you are correct... and I rewatch them too.
>>739545627Modern 'fans', especially of older games, need those videos.
>can play a gacha for hours>boots some other game, alt tabs it and shitpost on /v/, time played: 20 minutes.
>>739545627Most movies are extremely gay, even old ones that I enjoyed when I was more naive.
>>739545627You should kill yourself
Watched a guy talk for 4 hours about the Eye of Magnus in Skyrim, ended up watching several other of his videos of Elder Scrolls lore even though I only played Morrowind for a few hours 10 years ago.Also ended up watching a 2 1/2 hour video on a guy recapping Daredevil comics even though I've never read a comic book in my life.I like these small glimpses into different media that I have a tangential interest in but not enough to actually consume the media.
>>739545627People who watch sloptubers should be murdered
>>739545627most movies are cringe
>>739558797>my solution to a non-issue is: murderholy low iq
>>739545823/thread
>>739545627I don't watch reddit tranny core videos, so nope.
>>739545627No I'm not a fucking retard
>>739545627no I don't even watch youtube
Nope. I prefer to either play video games or argue about them on /v/.
>>739545823based
>>739545823It was literally taken away from us, it's insane. I used to watch a movie every night, this year I've seen zero movies. We complain about games but it is movies that really got raped and murdered.
I havent seen a good movie since 2019.
>>739560387For me the last good movie was Oddity in 2024.
>>739545923She's only 3, you sick fuck.
>>739545627No, I only put on podcasts as background noise.
>>739545627>watchedit's background noise. i only listen to video essays on games i've played though.
>>739545627A film demands my constant attention, while a video essay can be just bacground noise and I can even skip parts of it (especially the unfunny skit in the middle) for little to no ill effect.
>>739545627What would a 3 hour essay even be able if not like... The lore of Elden Ring?
>>739545627>movie loaded with overpaid actors that only want a paycheque written by hollywood nepo babies>content made in some dude's mom's basement about a topic he's passionate aboutI don't see the problem...?
>>739545627I do this for games with a meta that explains the details of the gameplay. Am I cringe?
>>739549668>Does Redbull even sell drinks anymore?
>>739545627kike media is kiked these days
>>739545823Uh oh. You can't bad talk Bttf or GB because the weird subset of millenials who made those two franchises their entire personalizes will get angry!
>>739545627>Lust provoking image >Time wasting question
>>739545627Are long form videos still a thing now? I think the youtube meta shifted since I keep only getting ~20 min long vids these days. Video games.
i havent watched a video longer than an hour in a very long time
>>739545823I have found that most people who think like this are sick of blockbuster slop because that's what they exclusively watched and they have no clue about movies made outside the hollywood ecosystem.
>>739554472>I am alone at home on a Friday night!it sounds like you have plenty of time
>>739545627Yeah, and it's introduced me to some good and bad games. I'll keep doing it, too.
>>739548326nice 4chud word you got there
>>739545627I don't watch essays, they're for low iq subhumans who are unable to decipher the meaning behind game narratives and form their own thoughts/opinions so they need someone else to do it for them.Instead I watch entertaining and humorous people who are able to make me laugh and teach me how to make others laugh. It's a much more valuable skill than parroting the opinions of others.
>>7395456272 hour long george harrison solo album
>>739546815The coolest thing India ever made, /v/ could never
>>739564415For things I enjoy? Sure. To throw out 90 minutes of it before Monday? No way.
>>739551145>Like thing>Wont pay for thing>Thing goes away>Sour grapesA /v/ tale as old as time
>>739545627No, I watch too much fucking streamer challenge slop though. Sure another Dark Souls randomizer speedrun where it's just an excuse for banter, why not.
>>73954562790 minute movie nowadays are 180 minute movie thoughhate that shit
>>739545627Sometimes, it's just kino
>>739554198And the quality was infinitely worse unless they were connected to an independent website that MADE MONEY, no one ever seems to mention that. Do you think the internet wasn't monetized before YouTube ad rolls?
>actual opinions>some humor, not overbearing tho>about a game I knowDoesn't get better than this, need more vids like this
>>739546815this movie is too kino
>>739561765Nah, meta vids are pretty meta
>>739545627I want to watch the 90 minute movie but I don't have enough space on my drive. No I won't delete my porn.
>>739567850Buy another drive
>>739567850You don't have one and a half gigabyte?
>>739567896NOT ENOUGH CASH, stranger.
>>739568324I would have expected you to fill a new drive with porn in five minutes.
>>739564573you write like an autistic person, which would explain why you don't understand humor inherently
Anyone in 2026?
>>739568215>one and a half gigabyteyou must be downloading movies at some dogshit bitrate for them to be that small
>>739549182I have 'post-ironic metrosexual standing in front of a camera holding a mic and/or some quirky object while reading wikipedia' fatigue.
>>739545627Watched a 1 hour essay about pinball games and now I play three of them.
>>739545823Jews have always been a huge part of the American entertainment industry.Luckily, some of them are kind of funny.
>>739569794and they cast hot women when they were allowed to be perverts
>>739550497You're*
>>739555762This basically. My gf gets a bit annoyed because she keeps trying to show me mainstream movies but as soon as I see a bmwf couple I immediately leave. I don't give a reason and I don't think she's clued in yet.
>>739563887Yeah, you can watch indie films which aren't full of niggerdom and jewish faggotry. And don't suck ass.
>>739545627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiyNGa8s1QY
>>739569794I'm that anon, I really am only a fan of Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder when it comes to Jew comedy. Larry David the character is funny but mostly because he plays a villain and removes the mask from the soulless Jew in so doing. I find Seinfeld and Woody Allen irritating in the extreme, among many other examples
>>739569421720p but still, it's less than 3 gigs for 1080.
>>739545823>try to watch men in black again, haven’t seen it in ages>the first scene is one of the agents welcoming a bunch of illegal immigrants to AmericaI try to be low key with my chuddiness but I immediately switched channels because of that
>I first played this game when it came out and I had a good time.I DON'T CARE
Watched that new Seer FFV challenge, was pretty fun desu. Anyone have some long challenge runs and the like to recommend?
>>739570974>I find Seinfeld and Woody Allen irritating in the extreme, among many other examplesAlso George Carlin and Robin Williams. Sometimes these Jews say funny things but I think they exert a corrupting influence by way of their psychology being amplified via media tech. Goofy, irreverent Jew goblins got way too much attention in USA 20th century
>>739563887indie movies are literally worse
>>739545823Ignore Reddit troons, you are absolutely correct.I would argue that from a storytelling standpoint, Ghostbusters and Back to the Future are still infinity superior to modern slop, and to some extent BttF is defensible, since the creators are fighting tooth and nail to the grave, to stop ot from it being remade into some gay sloppified garbage.So there is some genuine artistic integrity there. If it was all slop propaganda, they'd bend the knee, and niggersloppify it, like most other old creators.Now regarding propaganda, old movies really do get heavily tarnished with the advent of the Internet. Most people who didn't even know how an automatic handgun worked, can now look up an endless amount of documented information, that details just how dumb and inaccurate somethign as simple as a handgun is in a dumb action scene. The slide doesn't move, no recoil, no hearing damage in a closed concrete room, etc etc etc.With the decline of the political power and living standards of the general voting public, blatant political propaganda is also noticeably ramped up aggressively, and the entire Hollywood system is sacrificed in the process.Much like with the Trump campaign, the legacy systems only knew to fight one way, and just ramp that up harder and harder and harder until death.This will be repeated in the movie eco-system with similar diminishing returns.Unfortunately we'll get AI slop instead with fake e-celebrities, who feed you personalized propaganda based on your compiled profile, and will try to radicalise you and keep you fighting in meaningless proxxy cuases with the help of echo chambers, and botted numbers and incremental carefully curated misinformation.We're all dying slop cattle for AI murder drone swarms, by the time Trump leaves office.
>>739545627I've never really been a fan of movies desu. Plus the entire point of the video game essay is to give us background noise while doing other shit, stuff you don't want to do with a typical movie. Trying to compare them like this is weird. Also I don't really see how one is kid friendly or whatever.
>>739566574>this was comically long in 2017
>>739545627Give some examples of good video essays
>>739548952I also watch Lily.She is being pushed hard on Goytube
>>739571494Anything by Grimbeard or Dungeon Chill (gold standard)AVGN when he mostly drops the humor stuff and just goes full video game analysis (mostly just videos on various systems). Hey Peter and YourFavoriteSon are decent all around but I mostly like their Silent Hill / RE stuff.Majuular's King's Field stuff Seer if you want AVGN style cursing but with FF challenge videos. Idk Seer is mid desu but there's some guys to check out.
>>739548952>>739571858Link?
>>739572056>Grimbeard>gold standard lol
>>739571218Left hasn't been true for over 20 years
>>739572106I assume he's talking about Kinkymation
>>739572235Yep. Covers good / interesting games and I enjoy his sense of humor.
>Creator makes a review series>starts out okay>each episide adds more and more bloat>start landing in full blown lets play territory >segments starts repeating themselves due lack of proof reading the script, once similar topics(studio politics, EA, persona life of lead, etc)fucking Majular
>>739545823This
>>739572540NTA, but nigga took up half a review to complain about being half-black when it had nothing to do with anything, asking everyone who thinks this is funny. What am I supposed to say to that?
>>739548583>dude what if my opinion was le objectiveThat's every single one of his videos. It's hours of him fellating himself.
>>739545627I prefer watching let's plays (of the SA-esque LPs variety in edited video form) of games I already played
>>739572982No idea what review your talking about but sounds odd, yeah. Maybe he was having an off day but I've still enjoyed all his content that I can recall so...sucks to be you if you can't? He is pretty obviously a leftist but I don't care about politics myself.
>>739545627I only do this with historical reenactments of military campaigns throughout Byzantium and the Levant
>>739572982Are you sure you have the right dude? He's called himself white plenty of times and shown his very clearly pale white hand on video plenty of times.
>>739550497>Foreskin cut out a birth Uh oh
>>739554284I look like that and I say that
>>739550497>those repliespseudointellectual isolated faggots gone mad, oh nonononono
>>739545627When i watch a movie i devote my entire attention to it. I have these video essays on the second monitor or on my earphones only while i do other things.
>>739555330Only thing you can is spend more time offline doing something and online only for a isolated community
>>739573316>>739573501It has been years, I was on a binge for videos/content creators I can listen to while on commute. I listened to a lot of his videos. It was one of the Lovecraft games, where he has been criticising Lovecraft for being a white guy in early 20th century US (racist as everyone else at the time). Then went on the tangent on how he is one of the halfbreeds that would give him a fit, so I assume half black. Or half Irish, but those never complain about racism. Then called out people who found that funny to not watch his videos anymore. It saddened me, because I found these facts really funny.But yeah got a good selection of videos showing off more obscure games, and the dude obviously likes to talk about them, and he does in good detail without droning on. Would recommend.
>>739555330>Im 40 and for me, video games, tabletop games and anime were a refuge from common culture. I couldnt tell back then, but all the weird shit that putted me off was just propaganda.Read your entire post, thinking youre gonna satisfy me, but then you mention pure degenerate brainrot which are vidya and gaynimeFuck off and die you spics
>>739545823truke, this one got them seething hard
>>739545823This post made sissies really mad kek
>>739545656fpbp
>>739552283Oh, and die for Israel to own the libs
>>739562913It's the algorithm. Clear you watch history as well as your search history then watch a long video and you might start getting them more
>>739545627I only watch stuff like this if it's a game I've played before and if the premise is actually interesting. Just watched Seer beat Final Fantasy V without opening the start menu (holy shit), spending money, or running. The funniest part is when he ran into Omega
>>739550497There's plenty of things I can criticize about >>739545823, you however lack the ability to do so, and should resign yourself to not say anything.
>>739573836Shalom
>>739574506Nice fake deflection, you kike gushing loverdie for Israel to own the libtards
>>739574590Oh boy the projection.
>>739545627Don't people listen to video essays, not watch them?Anyway, I almost never do, but I listened to one recomended by /v/ (not about video games ofc) yesterday while cleaning up my apartment. Maybe I'll listen to some more while cleaning today if I find some good recommendations in this thread.
>>739545627Yeah I listen to these sloppa essays and YouTube drama videos. Movies suck.
>>739572327>streams with her boyfriendGross
I kinda missed the youtube bandwagon. I use it when im bored but the videos are gay. A lot of the popular guys I guess who show up in my algorithm have the same style of talking, often some 20-30 year old doing an hour long documentary style video about something trivial. Then you have these reaction retards who contribute absolutely nothing to the original video. I'd ask for recommendations but I dont even care to watch gaming related shit. I just play games with my free time..
>>739548583This guy says that his videos are never going to be him just regurgitating the events of the game for hours on end, and then when you watch his videos it's just him regurgitating the events of the game for hours on end.
>>739545627I haven't watched a video essay in like years at this point. I realized how gay they were and haven't watched them since. Just a waste of time with nothing interesting or meaningful to say. In general I don't watch shit anymore, when I do watch something I keep skipping forward. The last time I watched something fully was Legends of the Galactic Heroes like a year ago. I think watching stuff in general is boring now. I don't even watch porn, I just play porn games. Everyone I know who watches television, movies, or short form video content like TikTok seems kinda low IQ. It's probably the most passive thing a human can do. Interactivity just engages the brain more. This is why vidya is a superior medium to moving pictures and anyone who enjoys moviegames should be sent to labor camps.
>>739548905Esaayniggers fucking wish they could make a video as interesting as matthewmatosis dmc1 video.
>>739570982>3 gigs for 1080Still seems like it would be awful quality
>>739571218>anon watched 1 obscure european movie and thinks every non-hollywood flick is like this
>>739545823Based as fuck, goylems seething .
>>739545627It’s what I put on in the background while housecleaning. Movies are for active watching.
Essay culture is a symptom of how the overwhelming majority of videogame consumers don't like videogames and got duped into it as a social activity. It will only get worse.
>>739545823Based. If u want kino watch stuff from the 50s or earlier
>>739545627The 90-minute movie costs money and requires some level of engagement from its viewers. The video essay/podcast is something you can just easily put on as background noise while you doomscroll social media.That's what it boils down to.
https://youtu.be/WVry84ACu0k36 minutes and explains everything right and wrong with most current games in the racing genre
>>739545823>movies were woke in the 90'syou are looking too much into shit zoomer retard.it wasn't even until about 2008 when california legalized gay marriage that shit started getting fagafied.but thats ok, you keep watching your 3 hour video essays on sonic adventures. just know that you are kind of full of shit on what you think woke is. I would say most movies around 2015 started just going straight down hill.the 8th Star Wars film being a easy film to point to for this.
>>739545823Like literally all media the good stuff is out there. Go find it.
>>739573836Hey whats this board again?
Back in my day movies were bad because they didnt have proper budget or wooden actors.
>>739581651Did I use the word "woke?" I said demonic, retarded and Jewish. Woke slop is only one among many retarded and demonic things created by Jews, and its a direct derivation of its cultural precedents. Fuck off nigger, the number of films from the last 60 years that are actually worth watching is absolutely minuscule
>>739549228I go a step further and block them.
>>739545627i watch video essay's but its usually a crime doc or missing persons thing
>>739584334any good ones?
>>739547582>can't think of a single movie that isn't MarvelJust watch something made before the year 2000.
>>739584961Missing Enigma on youtube. i was watching all his vids but ran out
>>739546315>Denuvo comes out>it's bad>Refuse to buy games that have Denuvo>Every fucking company and their grandma wants you to make an account, upload your ID, and download a sixteenth launcher to play their game>it's everywhere>Refuse to buy games that aren't on GOG or Steam>Only option for interacting with 95% of the medium is six hour video essaysI know it's bad for me but I'm ideologically captured and the industry is chomping at the bit to make it worse. You can't even pirate to avoid this shit these days, crack groups don't patch binaries anymore.
>>739570528>>739571218
>>739545823There's one scene in Jurassic Park I really hate, where the old guy hinting he should be the one risking his life to start the power back up. Instead of the woman being grateful she makes a big angry stink over him being sexist.He is a 60+ years old man that has lived his life and she is a young woman that isn't even a mother yet. Why did the movie want to demolish the notion of him being the hero when it made so much sense?
>>739571218Bait but Netflix is American and we all know how its original movies are.
>>739587350In that case, you're supposed to think she's a dumb cunt
>>739587350In a modern setting, the old guy will get humiliated and/or he fucked up and eventually the woman will help him and finish the job without breaking a sweat
>>739548901most videos now are just people reading tweets
>>739587792no the movie doesn't make it out like that's the intention. here's the scene >>739587350https://youtu.be/Veeo8GI_Jzw?t=52jews just felt the need to add these things into movies, i don't know why
>>739545823I KNEEL.
>>739545729holy shit Mauler talking about video games again?
>>739545627I listened to today's 2+ hour livestream of Tom Brady talking about how to fix Mortal Kombat.
>>739545729I actually don't mind really long videos but going over the actual playtime of the average pla...oh wait I had to stop because the nigger used a shitty mike whoops lol.
>>739545627No I watch a movie every single day and have for the past 3 months. My goal is 1 year.The last movie 3 movies I watched were Rushmore, Point Break (1991) and Paid in Full.My favorite movie I've watched in the last week was probably The Foot Fist Way.My favorite movie of the last month and the one I probably think about the most is Gummo.If any anons have any recommendations I'll watch them, granted I haven't already seen them. Don't care about genre or language, my only soft cutoff point is the 1970's, but I'm not opposoed to watching earlier cinema but right now I'm really enjoying 90's movies and usually watch films from 1990 - 2010 but sometimes newer and or new releases.Also to make it vidya related I watched Mortal Kombat II last week, it was okay, better than the previous, refined schlock.
>>739587247>indie movie in question
>>739545627SLOB ON MY KNOBLIKE CORN ON THE COB
>>739545823Whew buddy you got them seething over this one. Yeah even after the woke era they act like "classic" media is untouchable, but if you go back and listen/watch you'll see (((they))) were always there poisoning the well. Anything 1960 onward is blatant but it was even before that as well.
>>739573681t. Harry Dresden
>>739555330>I have the sense that Im supposed to do the same now with the internet, but where do I go now?I know what you mean. I don't have social media and previously only used youtube and 4chan, but now both of those are pretty gone too. Youtube is feminized spiritually jewish trash and every video is some huge bombshell revelation about nothing, and chan is basically just ragebait across most boards. I've been actively limiting my computer time for about a month and trying to focus on getting outside and exercising. Luckily summer is coming on quick so I'll be spending a lot more time swimming in the lake. I think a lot of the "here forever" /b/tards have learned a lot of important life lessons from this place and its various boards, but the final lesson is to basically get off the computer and start living.
>>739589661Heavy Metal
>>739549314Almost everything nature related if you're not a fag and accept that kids are going to see dead things
>>739587247The word “pretentious” is one of the most harmful words ever created it’s just an excuse not to engage with things
>>739591629>the virgin Pretentious vs the chad Contrived
>>739590984I will begrudgingly watch this tonight because I said I would though I very much hate this type of western independent animation and that type of hyper sexual graphic violence type of art that was popular in the magazine from that time is extremely cringe and ugly to me.
>>739592819>I am a massive faggot and I will scream it out into the worldat least you're honest with yourself.
There is literally nothing wrong with watching vtubers or essayists
>>739592870Everything isn't for everyone and it shouldn't be.
>>739545627if bear attack breakdowns are essays then yes
>>739545627Nope, more than an hour, it's always useless padding. Rarely is a half-hour warranted. I wish movies were still made for 90 minutes.
Video essays are easy to listen in the background while I work.>>739592935Also rough sex Ina, especially in the butt.Yes, the fact that she's a Korean prude makes it much better.
>>739545627I only watch video essays about games I've played though, and they can't be glorified plot-synapses either
>>739545823Absolute state of amerimutts. Brainwashed, polarised and plain old retarded.
>>739547709>Gamers currently>muscle doge and cheemsIt's been like 7 years dude. Gamers don't act like this anymore.
>>739545627I would hear no problem 90 minutes of anything if I'm playing anything else on the side
>>739545823You and the people agreeing with you are likely low IQ zoomers who are going through a phase.
>>739545627That bomberman one still stuck on my mind
